and superfamily as in

  • Peter: Will you drive me to the mall?
  • Tony: What did Steve say?
  • Peter: He said no.
  • Tony: Then why would I allow you?
  • Peter: He's not the boss of you.
  • Tony: [internally] This is a trap this is a trap this is a trap
Every time I read fanfiction
  • In public: *silent, smirking from time to time, just a normal reader*
  • Alone: *unholy noises, rolling on the bed like crazy person, squealing and clapping my hands like an idiot seal*
  • Peter: Dad, Steve.. I-I think I'm gay.
  • Steve: Oh, honey, we love and support you no ma-
  • Tony: HI GAY I'M DAD
  • Wade: come over
  • Peter: I can't my car only has three wheels
  • Wade: Do you have a tricycle
  • Peter: You were supposed to say "but my parents aren't home"
  • Wade: I was distracted by your tricycle
  • Peter: ok, start over
  • Wade: come over
  • Peter: I can't my car only has three wheels
  • Wade: what color is your tricycle
  • Peter: fuck you