Hamilton characters as shit Panther had spoken
Hamilton: I’ll shove an apple up your ass.
Jefferson: *stands in the middle of a circle* *smirks* You summoned me, bitch?
Madison: I’m sweating like I just came from hell.
John: If my date doesn’t like animals, I’ll be forced to stab myself with my fork.
Hercules: Nice shirt, I bet it looks better on my floor…. while I scrub because honestly, a rug is better than this excuse of a clothing.
Lafayette: English is fucking retarded and I love it anyway.
Peggy: Hi, yeah, I exist. Just a daily reminder.
Angelica: The weather is hot because I’m hot.
Lee: FIGHT ME *slams fists on chest* Ow.
Seabury: I love crowds but it’s an unrequited love.
Burr: Oh, shit, don’t die.
Eliza: I don’t care. *watches Titanic* *sobs*
Washington: I will whip your asses with a spork if you don’t leave this room.
KG3: I’m ready to watch you all suffer while I sip on my margarita *sips* *chokes*
Philip: *googles ‘How To Make Your Dad Proud of You’*
Eacker: I laughed because he shot himself in the movie.
Maria: *in the melody of Despacito* Desperado~
Reynolds: I finally figured out my destiny; blackmail.