and stab myself with a spork

Hamilton characters as shit Panther had spoken

Hamilton: I’ll shove an apple up your ass.

Jefferson: *stands in the middle of a circle* *smirks* You summoned me, bitch?

Madison: I’m sweating like I just came from hell.

John: If my date doesn’t like animals, I’ll be forced to stab myself with my fork.

Hercules: Nice shirt, I bet it looks better on my floor…. while I scrub because honestly, a rug is better than this excuse of a clothing.

Lafayette: English is fucking retarded and I love it anyway.

Peggy: Hi, yeah, I exist. Just a daily reminder.

Angelica: The weather is hot because I’m hot. 

Lee: FIGHT ME *slams fists on chest* Ow.

Seabury: I love crowds but it’s an unrequited love.

Burr: Oh, shit, don’t die.

Eliza: I don’t care. *watches Titanic* *sobs*

Washington: I will whip your asses with a spork if you don’t leave this room.

KG3: I’m ready to watch you all suffer while I sip on my margarita *sips* *chokes*

Philip: *googles ‘How To Make Your Dad Proud of You’*

Eacker: I laughed because he shot himself in the movie.

Maria: *in the melody of Despacito* Desperado~

Reynolds: I finally figured out my destiny; blackmail.

anonymous asked:

i've honestly group the chapters into eight. Victor: The Suffering Begins; Victor: Should Really Get a Hug; Victor: The Suffering Continues; Victor: Someone Help This Man; Victor: Should Probably Talk and Ah They,re Fucking Now That's Just Great; Victor: Suffering and Hope, A Trilogy; Victor: Might As Well Stab Myself With A Rusty Spork It'd Hurt Less; Victor: Oh He Likes Me Too and We're Together Now Heh. Someone save him from himself, the beautiful boy

These are very accurate groupings tbh! 。゚(TヮT)゚。

Kat’s 600 Follower Challenge

OMG! I have 605 people following me! 605!!! To me that seems like A LOT of people, especially since I am not the most active person, and sometimes my writing is shit, lol. But I still can’t get over the fact 600+ people stuck around to read my fanfics that write at 3 am. So as a celebration I am hosting a challenge!!! A prompt challenge to be exact, and I am super excited!

Originally posted by shawnasgonnagif

Here are the rules if you would like to join;

1. Since this is a prompt challenge, there will be a list of quotes below that are ranged from (mainly) comedic to severely angst-y. If you decide to participate go ahead and send me an ASK saying which prompt you want, the pairing (or none at all if you choose), and a backup.

2. You don’t have to be following me, but it would be nice.

3. You may choose a ship, but I would prefer only reader inserts :)

4. No minimum or maximum word count, except if your fic is more 500 words and does not have a cut I WILL NOT reblog.

5. Any genre is welcome, angst, fluff, smut, etc. Including AU’s, I welcome all!

6. You MUST tag me in your work and add ‘Kat’s 600 follower challenge’. 

. The due date is July 1st, and sign ups end whenever the prompts are all taken.

Now onto the prompts! 


“What happened to you? It looks like you sucked Satan’s dick!” @cenagirlsrda 

“I’m not supposed to be here. And you know it.”

“Do you know how I feel? Do you know the thoughts that are swimming around in my head?”

“I could really use a fucking spork right now so I can stab you with it.” @magicalunicorn84 

“Oh yeah, that’s right, I forgot that you’re a fucking psychopath!” @scarygoodfanfics

“Love is like a dangerous war zone, and I swore to myself that I would never surrender.”

“Please, shut the fuck up and chew your damn bubblegum bitch!”

“I swear, bitches be crazy!”

“In a way I kind of hate it. But a part of me loves it.” @twdjunkie2 

“I hate fish. It’s a dead part of the ocean in your mouth.”

“You need Jensen… I mean Jesus!” @deanjensengirlmaggie

“Don’t look at the dildos!” @bulletscrossbowpie

“Please, for the love of God, shut the fuck up.”

“Wow, okay, and we’re straight to bitch.”

“You smell like a sewer.”

“Those bitches ate my pie!”

“Is that, coke?”

“Who’s your daddy, bitch!”

“Please, spare me the details.”

“Well, you seem to be a collector of wallets.”

“I want a unicorn!”

“Maybe I’ll see you around…not too soon though.”

Tagging some of my peeps to spread the word faster:@purgatoan @torn-and-frayed @cascar24 @sandlee44 @jxackles @supernotnaturalcas @teamfreewill-imagine @lovin-ackles @nichelle-my-belle @crowleysplaythings @huntertales @deanscolette @deanandidrinkcoffee @deansdirtylittlesecretsblog @deanwritings @dirtysupernaturalimagines @bringmesomepie56 @chaos-and-the-calm67 @chelsea072498 @thing-you-do-with-that-thing @angelkurenai @sincerelysaraahh @sis-tafics @winchesterenthusiast @leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid @letsgetoutalive @5minutefanfiction @mrswhozeewhatsis @balthazars-muse @bloodyrayofsunshine @ellen-reincarnated1967 @juicifer @frenchybell @hasta-impalasta @impala-dreamer @its-my-perky-nipples @imadeangirl-butimsamcurious @roxy-davenport @samsgoddess @deandoessomethingstome @for-the-love-of-dean @deansleather @spn-fan-girl-173 @cici0507 @ilovedean-spn2 @deals-with-demons @buckysmetallicstump @charliebradbury1104 @deathtonormalacy56 @jayankles @kittenofdoomage

FOR REAL LADIES?!?!

I SWEAR TO GOD IF I SEE ANOTHER THING CALLING SHAWN A GEEK OR NERD IN A TRYING TO BE CUTE WAY BECAUSE HE LIKES HARRY POTTER I WILL STAB MYSELF IN THE EYE WITH A SPORK! LIKING HARRY POTTER DOESNT AUTOMATICALLY MAKE YOU A FUCKING NERD! AND TO THE GIRLS WHO ACT LIKE THEY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HARRY POTTER NOW BECAUSE THEY WATCHED A MOVIE AND A HALF BECAUSE OF HIM CAN SIT THEM MUGGLE SELVES DOWN AND SUCK MY WIZARD ASS BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE HARRY POTTER MORE THAN I LOVE MYSELF AND IM PROUD TO SAY THAT SHAWN DIDNT AFFECT MY OBSESSION IN THE LEAST,

The Signs at the Drive Thru

Aries: speaking in an exaggerated tone because the person taking their order asked them to repeat themselves

Taurus: the one holding up the line because they’re getting food for everyone at the office

Gemini: taking forever because they can’t decide

Cancer: praying that someone they know doesn’t see them. probably is going to pull into a parking space afterwards to shove the food down their throat.

Leo: do u actually think they would even think about eating fast food leos are mf royalty

Virgo: doesn’t pull away from window until they check to see if their order is correct

Libra: “can I get a number 3 with a diet coke and large fries?… wait, no! can I make that a regular coke? I actually worked out the other day so I think I can treat myself this time! :)”

Scorpio: the person taking everyone’s order who literally wants to stab themselves in the neck with the nearest spork

Sagittarius: makes sure they hold the bag on the way back home so that they can eat from everyone’s box of fries and then take the fullest box for themselves when everyone goes to eat

Capricorn: complains about the line being long and ends up going inside instead

Aquarius: asks for 100 chicken nuggets but has to repeat self several times due to the loud music they’re blasting

Pisces: panicking because they forgot their wallet at home and they can’t back out and go get it

A Very Carmilla Halloween! Chapter 1

A little bit of fun leading up to my favorite holiday – some of my new favorite characters dressed up as some of my other favorite characters. (Headcanon: After episode 17, the Scooby Gang confirms that Carmilla is a vampire, but she isn’t the one kidnapping the girls on campus.)

Fandom: Carmilla (Webseries) – Word Count: 1,373 – Rating: Teen and Up

Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3,Chapter 4, Chapter 5

*V V* Chapter 1 *V V*

Okay, let’s get one thing straight. I went to that stupid Zeta costume party to keep an eye on Laura, because that’s my job.

It had nothing to do with the fact that when she stepped out of the bathroom, she was wearing La Fontaine’s lab coat, or that her hair was pulled back into corn rows and fake dreads, or that her eyes were smudged with thick, black eyeliner, or that a pair of thick black glasses sat upon her nose.

It had nothing to do with the way she raised her hands in the air and squealed, “Ta-da!”

“What the hell are you supposed to be?” I grumbled from behind my well-worn copy of Edgar Allan Poe’s Tales of Mystery and Madness.

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