and splash people

If the gang went to Disney World...

-Ponyboy would be making the wORST faces on the rides because he’s utterly terrified 

-Sodapop would be hugging Ponyboy the whole time on the rides, and going to Epcot to eat all the food.

-Darry would be the mom of the group and would hold everyones stuff.

-Dally would be screaming at the top of his lungs on Space Mountain because he can’t see.

-”Dally you pussy”

-”I’ll beat the tar outta you!”

-Johnny would get heat stroke and everyone would be very concerned 

-”Johnny you alright?!”

-”nO”

-Steve would be trying on all the different Minnie Mouse ears and making fun of them.

-Two-bit would be taking selfies with every single character and it would take 10 minutes at a time, making all the kids mad.

-Two-bit would also be making the worst possible faces he can to photobomb peoples group Splash Mountain pictures.

Since the project where I was planning to reveal this is taking its sweet time, I’ll talk about Cosmo’s new design here already.

So yeah, I am working on something that made me realize how similar Cosmo and Whinter look when they don’t have their gears (and colors) so I knew something had to be done.

I had always felt that Cosmo was my least developed character and my least fave to draw so I started to think how to redesign him a bit. I realized he would totally be a type to have lots of piercings. And here is why.

Cosmo’s family is still under making but I’ve always seen him coming from a huge family. He has lots of siblings and thus he has always had this pressure to stand out and to be noticed. This explains why he is the goof and show off of the team. And why he has jealousy issues when it comes to relationships (if someone is paying attention to him, he’s not gonna give up on that attention)

So, I can see him wearing piercings to stand out. (And he was most likely dared to get some of them). He also does DJ gigs on clubs so I think he’d like to look cool among those people. But you’re still a nerd with a cute boyfriend. Don’t even try to act otherwise Cosmo.

anonymous asked:

why do you avoid them on Skype?? Are they just annoying or are there other reasons

i’d love to tell you. I REALLY DO, believe me. but i cant.

t h e y   a r e   w  a t c h i n g .

i’ll tell you all in time because i’ve been dreaming for MONTHS of the tea i’d splash in peoples friggin faces when i have my chance to kill them for everything they’ve done to me. Sometime after july, i hope.

Typical annoying people #5

people: hi dude what’s your favourite band?

me: Guns N’ Roses

people: oh is it that band with Splash who plays on the guitar n redhead asshole as a singer?

me: *don’t know what to do: laugh or cry*

Nintendo right now

Nintendo: Alright people with the success we’ve got going for us right now we need to come up with something else. NOW!

Worker 1: ANIMAL CROSSING ON YOUR PHONE!

Nintendo NICE WHAT ELSE!

Worker 2: New paper Mario game

Nintendo: that’s good but how could we spice the game up?

Worker 2: I don’t know splatoon did good we could some how work something like that into it?

Nintendo: JIM YOUR A GENIUS! AND WE’LL CALL IT PAPER MARIO COLOR SPLASH NICE COME ON PEOPLE WE’RE ROLLING UP SOME GOOD IDEAS AT THIS POINT THERE’S NO BAD IDEAS!

Worker 3: I’VE GOT IT! LOCALIZE MOTHER 3

Nintendo: Jeff clear your fucking desk your fired that was the stupidest shit I’ve heard go home and never come back.

“I wish they would release Song of the South again. I’ve seen it and it does have it’s obvious problems with how slavery is depicted, but if we just forget that it happened and push it aside, we can’t use it as a tool to teach future generations what is wrong with the "Uncle Tom” character. I’d at least love to see them re-release the cartoons with Brer Rabbit, or redo them for today’s audience - you can’t have Splash Mountain and have people NOT know who the characters are!“

“THIS is where #SeaWorld has kept #Tilikum, all day, everyday, for the last 6 years, since Dawn’s death. He is let out for a few moments several times a day at the end of each show to come out & splash people in the audience. The only time he has human interaction is when trainers masturbate him to collect his semen. A majestic, 12,000 pound, 22 ½ foot apex predator, reduced to a floating pool ornament who is used to splash losers with no conscience, beg for dead fish, & serve as a sperm bank. #SeaWorldSucks #CaptivityKills #DontBuyATicket ” - Shab Amiri

The Signs At The Pool

Aries: Playing dead under water and scaring the crap out of Cancer and Pisces
Taurus: Sitting in a beach chair, getting a tan
Gemini: Cheering Leo on for winning it for them
Cancer: Almost kills Aries when they come laughing back to the surface
Leo: Playing chicken with Virgo, Libra, and Gemini; and using every means necessary to win
Virgo: Gets pushed into the water by Leo, who claims it was an accident
Libra: Called to mediate between Leo and Virgo
Scorpio: Tries to dunk Sagittarius; ends up nearly drowning
Sagittarius: Flips on Scorpio and almost kills them
Capricorn: Has to get talked into getting in the water; once they’re in, they spend the whole time showing off their swimming skills
Aquarius: Swimming, while splashing people with bottled water (yes bottled)
Pisces: Crying, because they think Aries is dead and they don’t wanna swim in dead people water
*thanks to woolyking1 for the suggestion :) send suggestions to cancercornastrology*