and sooooooooooo many more

Wattpad Phandom be like:
  • hey : 3333333333
  • i'll try to make this short XD
  • my name is [___]
  • i love dan and phil !!1
  • the cat whiskers come from within !! =^•^=
  • normal is boring xD xD xD
  • and phAn is sO fucking reel like gtfo if you want to dispute me >_<
  • i am awkward
  • what even is the outdoors?
  • i have cringe attacks every 37.295 seconds : /////
  • and i suffer from crippling depression : '((((
  • so donate a small loan of 1million $$ to my gofundme : )
  • well, only if you want to.
  • like no pressure or anything.
  • this is getting awkward, so...
  • a few facts about me to clear the ice xD
  • > sexuality - bisexual! i'm attracted to llamas AND lions!
  • > pronouns - i do not identify as anything. no labels for me ^-^
  • > my wardrobe is 95% black and 5% galaxy ;-)
  • > i FREAKING LOVE muse and fob and umm what's another band that'll make me fit in with this demographic? mc- shoot that's too triggering.
  • > don't even get me started on supernatural!!!
  • > melanie martinez and halsey are my moms xo
  • > dan and phil have saved me from suicide 17.3 times <333 my heroes <333
  • > i also really love zoe sugg joe sugg troye sivan thatcher joe tanya burr jim chapman iisuperwomanii zoella hannah hart ingrid neilson tyler oakley conner franter and sooooooooooo many more !!!
  • > everybody on here is a smol precious angel bean and i will no joke sacrifice 7.5 hours of my day to help EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU individually through your struggles. <333333333333333333
  • anywayy..
  • i'd hate to drag on,
  • so from ur fellow danosaur <3 / phillion ^_^ / phannie XD,
  • stay trashy!!1 and read my new book "phil lester's sister" xD
Ich habe noch bis 2019 Vertrag beim FCB. Da will ich gemeinsam mit dir noch gaaaanz viele Titel einsammeln.
— 

Thomas Müller wishing Bastian Schweinsteiger on his 30th birthday.

“I still have a contract with FCB till 2019. So I want to win sooooooooooo many more titles together with you.”