and sometimes a i cry about

My maths class is super weird and we’re apparently “the worst class my teacher’s ever taught in her 19 years of teaching. These are as many of the occurrences I can think of at the moment. I feel like I should mention we’re in Britain just for y'all that think we’re posh still.

  • Sometime last month in class the teacher left for a few minutes to see one of the other maths teachers. Naturally, my class started causing more havoc than usual and the shortest boy (he’s like 4"10) flung his bag at the ceiling. And it got stuck. He tried standing on the table to get it, but he was too short, so the tallest boy in the class had to get it. While he was jumping to grab it, Mrs R walked back in. She stared at the boys in the corner, up at the bag, and turned around to leave
  • We have this boy who starts screaming when he doesn’t understand the work, he also used to carry up to 30 pencils that he’d taken from other classes.
  • There are pens actually stuck in the ceiling from our class.
  • Mrs R once insulted a girl’s eyebrows which set the girl off on a rant about how long her make-up took that morning.
  • This girl also once walked into class 10 minutes late, announcing her entrance with “Sorry I’m late guys, my tampon got stuck.” Which got her immediately sent out.
  • Did I mention my maths teacher is the school’s vice principal? I think that’s kinda important.
  • Someone’s finger once started bleeding randomly, so he went to the bathroom to deal with it, another boy yelled that the boy’s finger “Was on it’s period.” And was sent out.
  • I don’t think Mrs R likes period mentions.
  • On Thursday Mrs R left the room to deal with the girl crying outside and a boy ran across the room and sprawled out on the table behind me before nearly falling off.
  • The week before last, someone put someone else’s book behind the cupboard and it’s still there. Miss tried to get it out and got it stuck further.
  • Mrs R sometimes goes off on tangents about literally anything. She once stopped the lesson to show us a picture of her dogs.(Worth it)
  • Once we had everyone’s favourite substitute teacher; Mr Chan(actual name). Period/eyebrow girl walked in late, saw him and screamed. Her best friend walked in a minute later and also screamed.

Yo what up my buddy @rawrzimon tagged me on this (much love to you bby <3) so I gotta come through. He’s some info about yours truly. 

Were you named after anyone?

I was, actually. It’s a goddess. I’ll let you try and guess which one. 

When was the last time you cried?

Man I honestly don’t remember, must’ve been sometime last month? earlier this month? It wasn’t a sad cry though. Just a couple of happy tears.

Do you like your handwriting?

When I write on paper I do. My handwriting suffers heavily when I write digitally and it just looks like I have Parkinson’s. But on paper it’s cursive and elegant because I’ve always been obsessed with calligraphy and writing letters (actually writing letters, like parchment and inkwells and wax seals and bullshit).  

Here’s a fact for you: I collect writing quills. 

What’s your favorite lunch meat?

Parma ham, but I haven’t eaten it in years. I don’t really eat red meat anymore if I can help it. Specially pork.

Do you have kids?

(that’s a strong no)

If you were a different person, would you be friends with you?

Mmmmmmmmmmhyeah I would. It would probably be madness for some stuff…but having two pairs of my hands is a dream come true to get shit done. We’d be so productive, oh damn. 

Do you use sarcasm?

Do you still have your tonsils?

I do and it’s a miracle that they’re still there. They’re the only reason I get ill sometimes (not it’s gotten way better, only had a cold once this year) and whenever I catch a cold, it always goes to my fucking throat because of them.

I really should consider getting them removed… they’re a pair of traitors.

Would you bungee jump?

Sure. I’d probably have a fucking stroke mid-hair and hit my head killing me instantly, but it would be fun for the 5 seconds that I’d remain conscious. I really love new, potentially deadly experiences.

What’s your favorite cereal?

I don’t eat cereal. But if I had to choose then… I guess cheerios? I don’t fucking know my dude.

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

I only wear boots, baby. They either have no laces or they’re military boots in which case you gotta.

Do you think you are a strong person?

In which sense, dog? Physically? I am. Emotionally? I am, too. Except when it involves animals being hurt. Then I’m a motherfucking candy ass and will cry if I can’t help them. And if you abuse your pets, I will cry on your face while I punch it. 

What’s your favorite ice cream?

I really like just plain Belgian chocolate ice cream. But there was a place near my house that put bits of brownie in it? That shit is my jam.

What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Usually hair and smile are pretty high up on the list. Also hands. 

What’s your least favorite physical thing about yourself?

I literally don’t give enough fucks about appearance to have a “least fave physical thing” about me or anyone to be honest. And I’m not tryna be special. I just don’t think about it so I don’t have an answer, sorry. 

What color pants and shoes are you wearing right now?

Dude I’m home wearing comfy shit. And by that I mean I’m wearing an exceedingly long plaid shirt and no fucking pants or shoes so how do I answer your question, homie?

What are you listening to right now?

If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

…Take a wild fucking guess.

Favorite smell?

Have you ever smelled the skin of someone you love when they’re fresh out of the shower?…..

Well my fave smells are new books, petrichor, and freshly cut grass. Also when you open a new box of MTG cards. Amazing. 

Who was the last person you talked on the phone with?

That would be my dad. 

Favorite sport to watch?

I don’t. But when I do, then baseball and football. The american kind. 

Hair color?
Dark red. 

Eye color?

Hazel. Which is the gayest fucking word ever like who came up with-

Do you wear contacts?

My vision is crazy good. So no need.

Favorite food?

Sushi. And I want you to know that there wasn’t even a second of hesitation here. 

Scary movie or comedy?

Comedy, bro. Who doesn’t love laughing.

Last movie you watched?

The Last Unicorn, somehow.

What color shirt are you wearing?

Red plaid. 

Summer or winter?

Winter. You can take that summer bullshit away from me. 

Hugs or kisses?

From whom? 

Book you’re currently reading?

The Sword of Destiny. Again.

Who do you miss right now?

Just @turrkoise. But boy howdy do I miss her. 

What’s on your mouse pad?

 This.

I use an MTG playing mat as a mouse pad. Catch me over here innovating.

What’s the last TV program you watched?

Game of Thrones, I think. 

What’s the best sound?

The laugh of a very specific person came to mind, so that. But I won’t tell you who that is. It’s classified.

Rolling Stones or The Beatles?

Rolling Stones. 

What’s the furthest you ever traveled?

I guess Paris? I’m broke. I don’t travel nearly as much as I’d like to. 

Do you have a special talent?

I draw things and people look at them and sometimes go “neat”.

Where were you born?

Your dreams, babygirl. Be seeing ya there tonight.

Alright this was fun I tag……ugh anyone who wants to do this. Peace out.
-Red

mystypeach  asked:

i just read the thing about prom and all the pup names and i almost started crying, omg. this poor baby!!!!!!! i love your au soooooooooo much even tho it hurts me soo bad sometimes ;u;

Ahhhhhh thank you!
It hurts me too :,D
I’ve definitely shed some tears thinking about poor Prom in this AU,
He deserved so much better than what happened to him ( ; ; )

thebettersawyer  asked:

How'd you feel about nsp's rendition of rocket man because oh boy did I want to cry

I was distracted by Dan’s weird eye makeup the whole time XD Im not a huge fan of the song itself so I was just kinda eh. I dunno. I love Dan to death but I dunno. As a musician myself, its kinda frustrating sometimes because, besides the really sweet harmonies Dan can land, there isnt anything else he really makes stand out in his voice? A lot of their covers sound very similar. So like. I dunno. Im kinda disappointed so far? Which is rough because I love Dan as a person but as a musician, there are ups and downs.

[BREAKING NEWS] NU’EST W ACHIEVE THEIR NO.1 DREAM OF A MUSIC SHOW 1ST WIN 6 YEARS AFTER DEBUT! From almost disbanding to no.1!!

NU’EST W got their 1st Win on M Countdown Today with WHERE YOU AT!! 😭   I’M A PROUD ㄴㅇㅅㅌRN! I’VE PRAYED YRS  FOR THIS I’M CRYING, IM’M SHAKING MY HEART IS BEATING OUT OF MY CHEST

 I EXPECTED A RIVER OF TEARS OF TEARS BUT THE MEMBERS WERE SO SHOCKED, THEY WERE IN AWE, THEY JUST STARTED AT EACH OTHER LOOKING SO CONFUSED! JR WAS SO SHOCKED HIS VOICE WOULDN’T COME OUT!!

ㄴㅇㅅㅌ’s have been dreaming about this 6 yrs. People underestimate how much pain comes from your ult. never ever winning. Groups somehow get 15 wins in a row, don’t you think ㄴㅇㅅㅌ’s sometimes get jealous? We felt miserable knowing 1st win was the members dream since debut they never got. It’s a shame now a members has been taken away. At 16, Minhyun wrote in the fan cafe in 2012 how much he wanted 1st win, so Its sad he can’t share this win he wanted to experience so badly with his family NU’EST, However, that’s why they are now a sub-unit “NU’EST W” so ‘NU’ESTs’ first win will be in 2019 when Minhyun returns. Whenever NU’EST receive success they sacrifice 10x more than anyone else to get it!

BEING ABUSED BY PLEDIS, EXILED IN JAPAN FOR 2 YRS, BEING CALLED FLOPS, SLEPT ON, RUMOURS, REDUCING THEMSELVES TO TRAINEES, BEING ROASTED ALIVE JOINING PD101 AS A CHANCE TO SAVE THEMSELVES FROM DISBANDING, AND GOING THROUGH LIVING HELL IN ORDER TO NOT GIVE UP ON THEIR DREAM HAVE ALL LED TO THIS VERY MOMENT!!

I know Minhyun to watched their 1st Win on T.V and cried, upset he’s not there but so so so proud of his family! 

 Aron cried the SO MUCH. Jackson,Mark and Peniel all hugged him tight when he did! Ren went after Aron to console him! He see’s he is loved too after being left behind, and that leaving his family in the USA at 18 and coming to Korea to live his dream was finally worth it

Baekho was in absolute shock!! None of them believed this was year! He made a wish to the moon in 2012 saying that he doesn’t have any other wish but to get 1st win. I hope he knows his father is looking down on him proudly.

 Ren teared up, consoled Aron, tried to give the mic of JR but he couldnt speak. He looked at the fans which the MASSIVE amount of love in his eyes!! his helpless devotion to loves and the members to finally paying off. Even thought he said he felt like running away he stayed- he now knows he is loved for his talent.

 JR WAS IN SHOCK, CHOKED UP WHEN HE TRIED TO DO A SPEECH, THEY ALL JUST STARED AT EACH OTHER IN AWE FOR 5 MINS! He who at 13 joined a company as their 1st male trainee thinking they’d make his dream come true, but instead exiled into foreign countries, constantly blaming himself for their failure. HE KNOWS he lead NU’EST to victory! After the BRUTAL pain he endured as leader he now knows it wasn’t his fault, and he is loved, cherished and the best leader there ever was. He got his 1st win after 6 years, not only as NU’ESTs leader, but as the Nation’s Leader.

DEAR NU’EST, YOU ALMOST DISBANDED A COUPLE MONTHS AGO, BUT NOW YOU ARE ON TOP AND HAVE GOTTEN YOUR NO.1 DREAM, A 1ST WIN, AS NU’EST W.

JR REN ARON BAEKHO MINHYUN YOU ARE VERY DEFINITION OF TALENT, FAMILY, LOVE AND HARD AND! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR NEVER EVER GIVING UP! I WAITED 6 YEARS FOR THIS AND I’M SO HAPPY I GOT TO SPENT IT WITH YOU.

I WRITE THIS WITH TEARS IN MY EYES.

YOU DESERVE THIS, THANK YOU FOR INSPIRING THE WHOLE WORLD TO NEVER GIVE UP ON THEIR DREAM WITH YOUR REVERSAL STORY. 

After 6 Years, ㄴㅇㅅㅌ we finally did!

NU’EST ARE NOW TRUE REVERSAL ICONS OF KPOP!


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Yeah, I make chickens. I take two - I take two different kinds of chickens and then I make them fuck and then they make a different new chicken that’s different then that was before and then a lot of times that chicken will poop stuff out that you guys want and then I’ll give it if I if you ask for it and then it did it then I’ll give it to ya and I’ll say here’s the thing you asked for and then, uh, then sometimes you guys will say I need this and then but I don’t that doesn’t, that’s not a chicken yet so I’ll take two other chickens and I’ll make them fuck and then that’ll make a thing and then uh then uh when that chicken grows up to be a uh big mom chicken it’ll fluh it’ll shit out what the thing you need it’ll give it to you

Guys. Adrien loves Marinette SO MUCH. HE LOVES HER.

He’s dying to know her identity but he respects her wishes to keep it a secret. He stares at her like she’s the entire universe. He blushes like an idiot when she talks to him. He wrote her a sappy love poem and tried to confess on Valentine’s Day. He has RISKED HIS LIFE FOR HER MULTIPLE TIMES. He says she’s the only one who’s allowed to control him (jokingly, but he totally means it). He thinks she’s amazing. He face planted on his bed when he screwed up his chance to tell her how he felt. He loves it when she scratches his chin and dings his bell and calls him kitty. When he thought she’d been eaten by a dinosaur he was so distraught he skipped the fist bump and HUGGED HER. He’s kissed her hand and held her close and he 100% wants to kiss her and hold her close more often

and he may not know that it’s Marinette but it IS Marinette and he loves her so much hELP

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Hiryuu doods as a warm up

sometimes i just lie down and think about how harry like…..literally laid in a giant bath of pink water surrounded by flowers and has a pic of him crying in his album sleeve and lay down in a field of flowers wearing an oversized jumper w sweater paws and wore a collar and pink converse and a jumpsuit and writes himself emails w his schedule for the next day and owns and wears a pride flag pin and likes watching films he’s seen before bc they make him feel safe and loves being the little spoon and kept a coat a fan got her lipstick on bc he thought it was cute and has a crush on ryan gosling and i’m just like……….wow……..shout out to me for stanning uhhh the bestest boy ever

“We were just children, running from the sins of our parents.”

Legacy weighed heavy on them. It mixed up its blessings and curses, until they could no longer tell the difference. But at least they had each other. 

  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: Imagine the look on Emily's face when the girl she has loved since she was 13 asks her to marry her. When the girl who she thought was dead for years is in front of her asking to spend the rest of her life with her. When the girl who she would sneak away to the kissing rock with is kissing her at the top of the church altar. Imagine the look on Alison's face when the girl she secretly loved for years is promising to love her forever. When the girl who she wrote story after story about attempting to repress the feelings she was so scared to have, is standing in front of her saying her vows. When the girl who she struggled to hide from for years but did to protect her is finally saying I do. Imagine the look on their faces when they finally get the forever they promised each other so long ago.
Afterbuzz Interview Quote:

Interviewer: I was 100% convinced that [Matt’s death] was real. You have no idea how much I bought that, so kudos to you.

Lauren: Well that’s great. That was the intention! And it was actually Joaquim’s idea, the whole fake-out at the grave. It was a really awesome, dramatic moment, but it was beautiful!

Joaquim: It was beautifully story-boarded, and Bex’s performance.

Jeremy: Oh my gosh, yes. No seriously, I didn’t know any of that. Because when we’re recording and stuff sometimes—Like that episode, I don’t even know if I’m in that episode. …

Lauren: You had one line about fluto beans.

Jeremy: Which we just recorded later, basically. So I was watching that not knowing any of it. And it’s such a good episode, oh my gosh that scene. And I know that he comes back, obviously. But I was like, “Maybe he doesn’t? I mean he’s recorded on this show a lot, but I don’t think—” …

Joaquim: I mean we were affected by her performance, when she did it in the booth. …

Lauren: I still cry when I watch the episode, and I knew from Day 1 that I was like, “Matt’s going to be back, he’s going to be a rebel, and he’s going to be an action star!”

Lauren, Joaquim, and Jeremy talk about the scene at Matt’s grave in “Reunion”

The Attack of the Bake Sale

When I was in highschool, there was this girl named Casey. Casey was your classic high school bully. Spreading rumors, sending embarrassing pictures of you around the school, etc. As the years went on, she kept at it. She was awful.
One day, I found my best friend sobbing in the bathroom. She said that Casey had poured F*CKING GASOLINE INTO HER BACKPACK. Of course I immediately went to the office and reported Casey. But all I got was “girls do things sometimes.” Casey did this s*it everyday! And so a revenge plan was hatched…

I gathered as many of Casey’s victims as possible and we all met at my house. All of these girls streets crying about what Casey did. One girl, who was a freshman, said that Casey had stolen her clothes when she was in gym. Another girl said that Casey had covered her locker with clear glue. It needed to stop. So we all decided to start having a daily bake sale after school. (The school gave us permission, but we did have to give them a percentage of the money) Not only was it a good way to make money, bit out gave the perfect opportunity for revenge.

Since there were 17 of us, we took turns supplying treats for the bake sale. Now it was no secret that Casey liked sweets. And by the end of the first week she was already a regular customer. As painful as it was, we put on smiles and treated her just like our other customers. Then, after a few weeks, we announced that one of our customers would win a gift basket. Everyone went crazy and started buying all of our stuff, but we already had a winner in mind.
In the basket we put chocolate with laxatives in it and shampoo and conditioner filled with hair removal. Then, the day came. We announced Casey as the winner and overjoyed, she took the basket and went on her marry way.

BUT IT GETS BETTER. That night her and all of her rich snooty friends had a sleepover AND THEY ALL ATE THE CHOCOLATE AND USED THE SHAMPOO. AND THE NEXT WEEK NONE OF THEM WERE AT SCHOOL AND THEN THEY CAME BACK AND THEY WERE WEARING WIGS. AND THIS LITTLE FRESHMAN BOY BUMPED INTO CASEY AND HER WIG FELL OFF AND EVERYONE CHEERED. SHE LEFT THE SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY.

And after that, we continued to have the bake sale and we made a f*uckton of money. Win win!

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