and someone i have no idea who he is

anonymous asked:

What would be the DramaticTM origin story of the We Hate Batman Club?

(tbh i haven’t really thought about it like the we hate batman club was born out of a crackship ot3 i had a dream about at 4AM but anyways~)

maybe hal finds some magical shit™ in space and is like.. “boi what do i do… better go find someone who knows how to handle this shit.” but zatanna doesn’t answer his calls anymore so he has no choice to bring it to constantine who is like “mate u have no idea what this shit is.. it’s too powerful, could fall into the wrong hands, blah blah blah” then edward enters the story somehow idk maybe this is reformed eddie (or just wants them to think he’s reformed but not really) working as a PI, who is following a lead on some other case but gets info about the magical shit™ and the three have to begrudgingly work together to get to the bottom of it… eddie and john have their own agendas. hal is mostly confused. batman watches in horror from afar, knowing his end must be near, the three biggest pains in his ass have united. might as well just hang up the mantle now..

(idk if @halbarry has anything to add they really helped me flesh this team out lmaoo)


o<(o’∀’)ノ☆*:;;;:*☆Merry Christmas☆*:;;;:*☆ヽ(‘∀’o)>o 

I regret nothing. Although i had to alter the original Idea i had for this.


possible spoilers.

  • ‘ whatever i do, i do it to protect you. ‘
  • ‘ you’re confusing peace with terror. ‘
  • ‘ have to start somewhere. ‘
  • ‘ you will never win. ‘
  • ‘ come. we have a long ride ahead of us. ‘
  • ‘ is that ___ ? he/she/they look a little different than i imagined.’
  • ‘ what part of ‘urgent message’ do you guys not understand
  • ‘ you want to get out of here
  • ‘ congratulations. you are being rescued. ‘
  • ‘ i like to think he/she’s/they’re dead. it makes things easier. ‘
  • ‘ i’ve never had the luxury of political opinions. ‘
  • ‘ what we need is someone who can get us through the door without being killed. ‘
  • ‘ that is a bad idea. i think so, and so does ___. ‘
  • ‘ you find him/her/them, you kill him/her/them. then and there. ‘
  • ‘ why does he/she/they get a ___ and i don’t ? ‘
  • ‘ i find that answer vague and unconvincing. ‘
  • ‘ trust goes both ways. ‘
  • ‘ i will not fail. ‘
  • ‘ yes, i’m speaking to you. ‘
  • ‘ for that answer, you must pay. ‘
  • ‘ we’re not here to make friends. ‘
  • ‘ tell me you have a back-up plan. ‘
  • ‘ there are a lot of explosions for two people blending in. ‘
  • ‘ quiet
  • ‘ and there’s a fresh one if you mouth off again. ‘
  • ‘ let them pass in peace. ‘
  • ‘ is your foot alright
  • ‘ you almost shot me
  • ‘ there is more than one sort of prison, ___. i sense you carry yours wherever you go. ‘
  • ‘ not a day goes by where i don’t think of you. ‘
  • ‘ did they send you – ? did you come here to kill me ? ‘
  • ‘ all it’s ever brought me is pain. ‘
  • ‘ i will run no longer, but you must save yourself. ‘
  • ‘ it’s beautiful. ‘
  • ‘ i’m not very optimistic about our odds. ‘
  • ‘ i believe i owe you an apology, ___. your work exceeds all expectations. ‘
  • ‘ we stand here amidst my achievement, not yours
  • ‘ does he/she/they look like a killer ? ‘
  • ‘i don’t need luck, i have you. ‘
  • ‘ i have so much to tell you. ‘
  • ‘ you lied to me. ‘
  • ‘ you’re in shock. ‘
  • ‘ you’re in shock, and looking for someplace to put it. i’ve seen it before.’
  • ‘ i had every chance to pull the trigger. but did i ? ‘
  • ‘ i had orders. orders that i disobeyed. but you wouldn’t understand that. ‘
  • ‘ we don’t all have the luxury of deciding when we want to care about something. ‘
  • ‘ you’re not the only one who lost everything. some of us just decided to do something about it. ‘
  • ‘ be careful not to choke on your aspirations, ___. ‘
  • ‘ what chance do we have ? the question is, what choice ? ‘
  • ‘ the time to fight is now. ‘
  • ‘ every time i walked away from something i wanted to forget, i told myself it was for a cause i believed in. ‘
  • ‘ i couldn’t face myself if i gave up now. ‘
  • ‘ ___, i’ll be there for you. ‘
  • ‘ ___ said i had to. ‘
  • ‘ not used to people sticking around when things go bad. ‘
  • ‘ welcome home. ‘
  • ‘ one fighter with a sharp stick and nothing left to lose can take the day. ‘
  • ‘ make ten men feel like a hundred. ‘
  • ‘ good luck, little sister/brother. ‘
  • ‘ i’ve got a bad feeling about this – ‘
  • ‘ light it up. ‘
  • ‘ why does nobody ever tell me anything, ___ ? ‘
  • ‘ here. you wanted one, right ? ‘
  • ‘ your behavior, ___, is continually unexpected. ‘
  • ‘ ___ ! come back ! please ! ‘
  • ‘ ___, don’t go. don’t go. i’m here. i’m here. ‘
  • ‘ it’s okay. it’s okay. ‘
  • ‘ this is for you, ___. ‘
  • ‘ do you think anybody’s listening
  • ‘ you may fire when ready. ‘
  • ‘ ___ would have been proud of you. ‘
Dating Peter Parker Would Involve...

[a/n]: no request but i sense lots of thirst for peter and wow same. so i decided to post this really quickly while im writing my next request

Originally posted by wdwlsn

Dating Peter Parker Would Involve…

  • Him being a fucking dork all the time
  • Him always wanting to watch “that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back”
  • idk about you guys but I would not mind possessive!peter
  • Him loving to show you off at school because he is actually so confused as to how he even got someone like you
  • Peter getting jealous easily because he thinks that someone else could give you so much more
  • You having to tell him that you don’t want anyone other than him
  • Like I’m dead serious a guy would just be talking to you at school or some shit and he’d get scared that he was going to take you away from him
  • “Don’t you dare ever even think about her again. You have no idea who you’re dealing with.”
  • Date nights consist of eating pizza and cuddling while watching a movie
  • Having to tell Peter to be careful when he goes with Tony
  • Him still getting flustered when you tell him how cute he is
  • But him giving you constant compliments like his life depends on it
  • Since his hoodies are too big you pull the sleeves into your palm and make sweater paws while he plants a kiss on your nose and tells you that you look much better in his hoodie than he does
  • Him loving the way you scrunch up your nose when he kisses it
  • Sometimes you just glance over and he’s looking at you with his head tilted to the side, eyes filled with pure admiration 
  • Making him take selfies with you
  • Bugging him about the selfies so much that eventually he’s just done and so he crashes his lips to your’s, snapping a picture
  • “Post that one. I like that one”
  • You posting it and him being happy because he loves how everyone can see you’re his
  • idk guys I just think that Peter would love and treasure his girl more than anything else in the world
  • fuck now i want a peter. where can i get one?
Twin Felix Au

A slight continuation of this post.

  • After Felix has come to terms with his crush, he just carries on.
  • He’s not going to make a big deal about it.
    • Sure, it’s would be nice if he could date Marinette but she’s head over heels for his brother.
      • Which stings a little but it’s nothing to get worked up about
    • Thinking hard about it, Felix also decides that this is just a crush, not the be all, end all of his relationship with Marinette
    • She’s still his friend first.
    • So he’s not going to angst about not being able to date Marinette.
    • (If anyone has a problem with this, this is how I deal with crushes on friends. There’s no real angsting about it.)
    • He thinks it’s great!
    • (He’s a little jealous though)
    • Felix is not getting paid enough to deal with this
  • Adrien wants to set Felix and Marinette up on a date.
  • Felix is going to need so much coffee for this conversation.
  • It essentially goes like this for about three days
    • “No.”
    • “Yes!”
    • “No.”
    • “Aw, Come on Felix!”
    • “No.”
  • Eventually, Felix manages to get a word in and tells Adrien Marinette is head-over-heels for someone else.
    • He makes very pointed remarks about who it is
    • He won’t straight out say it’s Adrien
    • He still Marinette’s friend first
  • Adrien still doesn’t get it
    • Don’t ask Felix how Adrien got to that point. He’s not sure either.
  • Felix just leaves after this revelation
  • Felix runs into Marinette soon after.
  • He explains he has a crush on her
    • She’s a little shocked
    • He’s pretty chill about it
    • “I just tolerate you more than I tolerate most people. Don’t get too worked up about it. You are still my… friend.”
    • They talk about it at length and it’s pretty open.
  • Felix then tells Marinette that Adrien found out about his crush and that’s the only reason he is telling Marinette
    • Aside from the fact she and Adrien are the only ones who he feels comfortable with talking about ‘feelings’
  • He tells Marinette that Adrien somehow got it into his head that she likes Chat Noir.
    • Poor Marinette’s head pretty much explodes

So Felix having a crush on Marinette, them still being good friends cause nothing can stop this friendship, Adrien being the dense Ray of Sunshine we love and poor Marinette’s head exploding.

First of all let me just say I know what you mean when you say you can’t live without him, I know how much it breaks your heart to think about him sleeping next to someone who isn’t you. I know how much it makes your soul bleed to have to picture your life without him, trust me, I know. And I know that right now you’re utterly convinced that he is the one for you even though deep down you know he isn’t, but right now the idea of him feels so right and you don’t want to start over with somebody else. But let me tell you that your heart beat way before him and your lungs could breathe way before you even knew of his existence and they’ll continue to do so way after he’s gone. Life has no pause button, it goes on with or without you. You cannot continue to force something that is out of your control. If it isn’t right anymore you have to be able to admit that and walk away from it even if you think it’ll burn your life to the ground because you don’t think you can breathe without him, newsflash: you can and you will, because sometimes you have no other choice.
—  Excerpt of a book I’ll never write

Reid x reader:
Imagine the reader being younger than Reid.

Warnings: big age difference, fluff/smut???, talking about cases

The team notices right away that something was on Spencer’s mind. It had been for the past couple months. It starts becoming obvious when boy genius himself starts messing up his facts.

“What’s up with you, pretty boy? Who’s got your panties in a knot?” Morgan asked him on the way out of the office.

The two were tired from a long day at Quantico and ready to be home.

“Knot? What makes you think anyone’s been doing anything with my panties? Did someone say something?” The doctor stuttered.

“Wow there. No I can just tell you have been distracted. Is there something you want to tell me?” Derek raises his eyebrows, stopping at his car.

Reid thinks what the best idea would be. He trusted Morgan but he also looked up to him and wondered what he would think.

“I met someone.” Reid’s mouth speaks before his brain has a chance to catch up.

Morgan can’t say he was surprised, he heard something from JJ but they were all just assumptions.

“A little lady caught the eye of Spencer Reid? Now how does one do that?” Derek smirks.

Reid has a silly grin on his face, he shrugs and looks down at the ground.

“She is- she’s pretty amazing.” He brags.

It was a relief to finally get it off his chest. For the past 3 months he’s been having to keep it a secret. He wouldn’t usually be hanging around people like you. Not unless he was on the job.

Not that there is anything wrong with you. Like he said you are amazing; smart, funny, beautiful. Everything he wanted in a girl.

You were pretty much his dream girl, except you are real.

“So when do I get to meet her?” Morgan wonders.

A question Spencer couldn’t answer. Both of your schedules were pretty full. You and Spencer had talked about meeting your friends next weekend at Rossi’s.

“Soon hopefully.” Spencer said before both him and his coworker made their way home.

When you heard the door start to unlock, you put your book down.

You greet the boy at the door.

You throw your arms around his neck before he has a chance to put anything down. He hugs you back.

“Did you get settled in?” He asks, closing the door with his foot.

You nod, you got into town this morning, Spencer was already at work so you have been at his house all alone. You two planned spending the spring holiday together. A whole week and a half of just you and your boyfriend.

You two untangle from each other and he puts his bag on the hook by the door. You loved Spencer’s house, it was what you wanted yours to look like. Books everywhere, almost OCD clean.

A love of books is what drew you and Spencer together so quickly.

“I think I need to shower.” Spencer announces, taking his coat off and hanging it will his bag.

“I think I’ll join you.” You smile and follow after him to the bathroom.
Spencer and you had been enjoying your time here. Times where he was at work, which seemed to be a lot, you found something to do.

You were never really bored, Spencer had an abundance of books and the city was interesting to explore.

You two were laying in bed, you were nearly asleep when his phone started ringing.

“Hello?” He answers, you knew he was asleep because he sounded half asleep. “Okay.” He says before hanging up.

“Who was that?” You ask curiously.

He starts getting up from bed, wearing only his robe.

“We have a case. They need me.” He gets into his dresser.

You frown, “It’s nearly two in the morning.” You whine.

He walks over to you leaning over you. “It’s all part of the job.” He kisses your lips and starts to get dressed.

You begin to doze off, the last thing you remember is Spencer covering you with a blanket and kissing your forehead.

When you open your eyes, the sun is flooding through the window, it’s just past noon.

You sit up, the house still empty. You check your phone and there is a message from Spencer. He says they had to go to New York for a case but shouldn’t be long.

You groan, you had homework to do but you wanted Spencer. You laid in bed for another hour before actually getting up. You made coffee and started right up on your homework.

You only stopped twice, to make something to eat and when Spencer called.

“I’m sorry, this really isn’t what I wanted to happen.” He apologizes over the phone.

“It’s okay, it’s your job. People need your brains.” You smile.

You can hear his laugh over the phone. You missed him, you were happy to be at his house than in your town. At least when he comes back you will be here.

“You doing okay-” Spencer starts.

“Who’s that?” You hear a voice on the other end of the line.

“I- I gotta go.” Spencer rushes.

You exchange goodbyes and hang up the phone. You knew Spencer hadn’t told his team about you. It was obvious why, you couldn’t help but feel he was embarrassed of you but you knew better than that.

You knew Spencer’s feelings for you were real, he cared so much about you and never missed a chance to show you.

Spencer had been talking to you about going to meet some of his friends tomorrow. They are meeting up at a coworkers house and he wanted you to meet them.

You couldn’t help but be nervous. He spoke so highly about his friends, you wondered what they would think.

The rest of the night you read and watched tv on your phone. Spencer of course did not have a tv which you found ridiculous. He was not that into electronics but everyone needs a tv.

You tried to stay up as late as you could, not knowing when Spencer would be home. When you found yourself falling asleep while reading a book, you knew it was time to call it a night.

It was almost 3am and you could barely keep your eyes open. You changed into one of Spencer’s shirts, surprisingly you hadn’t really worn one before. Spencer wasn’t the type of boyfriend who just gave away his shirts.

He doesn’t gets how sexy it is.

With that, you cuddled up in his bed by yourself and drifted to sleep. The next morning you woke up again around noon. You lifted your head up in bed to catch sight of the sleeping boy next to you.

A smile spread across your face, his hair is sprawled out across the pillow.

You roll closer to him and kiss his bare shoulder. You rub his back as he starts stirring. He rolls to face you and you automatically gasp.

“Spencer.” You say.

“Don’t worry, it’s not as bad as it looks.” He scrunched up his beaten face.

You cup his face, “This is the thing I don’t like about your job.”

“I know.” He smiles and pulls your head down to kiss your lips.

“Come on, let’s go out to breakfast.” He suggests.

The rest of the day was amazing. You two go out to breakfast then he spends the rest of the day reading to you. Your head in his lap as he reads The Narrative of John Smith to you. You notice he barely has to look at the book but that doesn’t surprise you much.

You two start getting ready to go to Reid coworkers house.

“Are you sure you want me to come?” You look at him through the mirror of the bathroom while drying your hair, a towel wrapped around your body.

“Yes, you are an important person in my life. I want you to meet the other important people.” He comes up behind you and kisses your cheek.

Having him by your side makes you feel better about everything. When you guys load into the car, you take his hand. He smiles at you, you can tell he is nervous too.

He cares so much about his team, if they don’t approve it with crush him. When you get to the nice sized house you park out front. You both sit in the car for a couple minutes.

“I’m really excited to meet your friends, Spence. I just want you to know, if they don’t like me it won’t change anything between us.” You comfort him. You have met the team before, it was before you and Spencer had even met.

“I think they are going to love you. I think it’s just at first they will be… confused.” He says.

You two finally exit the car and make your way to the door of the modern house. Spencer knocks and plays with his fingers while waiting for it to open. When it does there is a Middle aged man on the other side of the door.

He looks at you, then to Spencer then back to you before finally greeting you.

“Well hello. You just be Y/N.” He reaches out to shake your hand. “I’m David Rossi.”

You smile and shake his hands, “I’ve heard great things about you. It’s nice to meet you.”

He invited us in and there are multiple other people standing around the kitchen island.

All eyes go over to you guys and you can see the shock on everyone’s face. You wait for someone to say something and luckily Rossi finally does.

“This is Y/N, everyone.” He introduces you. He tells you everyone else’s name.

You smile at everyone and you and Spencer slowly start to merge with the group.

“Hi, it’s nice to meet you.” Prentiss says.

She seems very nice, you already had heard so much about the team, you felt like you knew them.

“Weren’t you at the college campus we were at?” She asks.

You were surprised she remembered. They came to your college and did a presentation about what they do in the BAU. It’s actually where Spencer and you met.

“Ah! That’s where I recognized you from! You were the girl who knew everything about everything.” JJ jumps in.

You’re honored that’s what they remember about you. It’s not that you knew everything about everything, it’s just no one in your class know much about anything. So when they asked questions you were the only one who really answered.

“Well it’s good to see you again.” Prentiss says.

You nod, this is going a lot better than You’d thought.

“So how did you and Spencer get together?” They asks.

You are a bit embarrassed, it makes you feel even younger to explain how you started seeing each other.

“Well after the lecture I actually came up and asked him a couple follow up questions.” You had already thought he was attractive from the beginning of the lecture. “He answered most of them but gave me his card in case I had anymore questions. So I called him the next weekend.”

Now it’s been a couple months. Time is really flying by.

Spencer walks up beside you, you smile at him. You think he just wants make sure you are all getting along. You actually really like Prentiss and JJ.

“Can I get you guys any wine?” Rossi offers Spencer and You. That’s when You notice almost all the rest of the team has a glass of wine.

You look up at Spencer awkwardly and he scratches his head.

“She can’t uh-” He starts.

“I won’t be 21 for a couple more months.” You finish.

The team is all the sudden quiet, all the conversations that seemed to be had suddenly stopped.

Reid is quite a bit older than you He celebrated his 32nd birthday this last fall.

“So your 20?” Garcia clears up. Her and Morgan are standing together. You so would think they were together but from what You heard from Spencer that’s just how their relationship is.

You nod and everyone stays silent.

“Well I guess Reid isn’t the baby if the group anymore.” Derek finally days.

You don’t know whether to laugh or be insulted. You take a step closer to Spencer. His hand finds yours.

“ I mean we all were joking you would be perfect for him during the lecture.” Rossi says.

“Yeah, you sounded so much like him it was kind of scary. Having one Reid around is intimidating enough.” Hotch smiles.

You think Spencer was right. It was a little awkward at first but after they get to know you, your age difference won’t even be a thought in their mind.

You look up at Spencer and smile at him. He smiles at you and kisses your forehead.

Next you just have to worry about telling your parents.

okay but important question. does ignis know how hot he is? like in a low-key kinda way? or does he just ignore it because who needs looks when you have a prince to keep alive. or maybe he has absolutely no idea. maybe he even thinks he’s kinda average or below average?? like what if he didn’t realize he got hit with a serious fucking glo up and everyone sees it but him and he just. doesn’t. know.

Somehow… I feel like Victor won’t be returning to competitive figure skating?

I’m getting those vibes from the interview at the hotel. I feel like Victor, of all people, wouldn’t be so cryptic about the future of his career if he planned to return next season. And sure, right now he’s trying to point the media’s attention in Yuuri’s direction (which is really damn sweet from someone who enjoyed bathing in the spotlight for a large part of his life), but I feel like he’d say something, even as small as “I plan to do something big”.

And then of course

The Smile

The smile that everyone has been wondering about ever since the episode came out because frankly we have no idea what it could possibly mean.

“Don’t you want to face Yuuri as a fellow competitor?”

a) “Bitch, that’s why I’ve been doing this all along.”
b) “Bitch, you don’t know the first thing about me.”
c) “Bitch, I ain’t facing anyone anymore, it’s time to retire and be a coach.”

And all of those answers are valid! Because we just don’t know. I partly blame this on the fact that we’re 8 eps in and we still don’t know anything about Victor’s private life or his past or anything (episode 9, please fix this).

I personally feel like it might be c) though. Like Victor is retiring and coaching Yuuri was like a run-up to his retirement, like a test drive to see if he can do this and now he knows that he can. Perhaps he’s tired of skating competitively, perhaps he’s been wanting to quit for a while and finally he has an opportunity. Because yes, he’s amazing, but frankly, do we know whether he even enjoys it?

But even regardless of that, I feel like he wouldn’t want to turn Yuuri into his competition. Because have you seen his competitors? He’s not friends with any of them, not even Chris, who’s close to him in age and considers him his direct rival, but there’s nothing deeper between them.

And here you could argue that that’s why he wants Yuuri to become his competition. So that for the first time in a while he will have a reason to actually care about the sport he’s done for most of his life.

But somehow that just doesn’t seem to fit to me. This man is too happy to see Yuuri succeed to want to compete against him. He’s too supportive to want to see his protégé lose. I just can’t see it as the behavior of someone who’s simply raising his own rival to create the perfect opponent for himself.

I think Victor might just want to have someone there for him when he retires and has literally no one, not even his beloved coach Yakov left by his side. Because he really has no one but Maccachin at this point, doesn’t he?

Though, that is also unconfirmed. What we do know, however, is that Victor is never happy when asked about his plans for the future, and never gives a clear answer, whether it is in episode 1 or in episode 8 and I’m sure there’s something hidden there.

His retirement is one possibility, and somehow I feel like that might be it. But those are just my thoughts. What is your guys’ opinion?

anonymous asked:

Can I request headcanons for a badboy/delinquent! AU for Bokuto, Kuroo, and Ushijima with a top student/goody-two-shoes s/o ??

I live for this AU, you guys have no idea. I might take the time to run this into an official AU one day. ;) When I open the ask box again, please send more like this.

Bokuto Koutaro

  • Everyone can’t understand why you’re dating someone like him, the students are terrified of him, but only you know how much of a sweetheart he is. He does anything he can to make you smile, even if he looks stupid, but he’ll send a death glare to anyone who gives him a funny look.
  • If you thought he was hot already, imagine those muscular arms and back covered in tattoos, and a piercing here and there. He has the cliche bad boy image, but you love it. He knows you do too.
  • Often times you end up eating lunch on the roof where he knows no one will come to bother you two. Rather than eating lunch he ends up trying to convince you to fool around with him a little bit, but being the good girl you were it took a lot of convincing.
  • One time Bokuto got into a fight because he caught a perv looking up your skirt. You had no idea that seeing him get all jealous and possessive over you would be that attractive. He left the fight with hardly a scratch except bruised knuckles.

Kuroo Tetsurou

  • He goes out of his way to try and corrupt you, to see what you’re hiding behind the facade you put up. I means there’s no way that you haven’t smoked weed right? Everyone has.
  • Kuroo has a habit of of dragging you into the janitor’s closet or to the empty stair corridor to initiate a hot makeup. Despite your protests deep down he knows you enjoy the thrill of doing something bad.
  • I don’t know why, but in my mind Kuroo rides a motorcycle and takes you for a spin for lunch. When he knows that it’s time to go back he purposely takes detours to get back knowing it irks you.
  • Honestly, you think his tattoos look really good. Especially the one that starts at his shoulder and runs down the length of his arm. You sometimes trace it absentmindedly with your fingers.

Ushijima Wakatoshi

  • Can you just imagine this tall and buff man in leather? Well you’re blessed with the sight everyday. You can see the beginnings of a tattoo on his neck peeking out from the skintight black shirt he wears and he’s caught yu staring more often than not. You can’t help it, he’s hot.
  • One day Ushijima was getting a bit hands with you in the hallways, more often than usual. Finally you let him kiss you albeit hesitantly only to find that he got a new piercing…on his tongue. Hell was that hot.
  • He’s still the same stoic and quiet person as he was, no one dares to mess with you unless they have a death wish. Your lover is extremely protective of you and will throw hands if anyone bad mouths his princess.
  • He skips school quite often (but he always seems to maintain his grade) to which he tries to get you to tag along. One day you finally gave into hims nd admittedly it was the best days of your life. He took you out to a fair where he won you this huge stuffed animal. If he didn’t win the competition the shopkeeper still would have given it to you because of how intimidating Ushijima was. 

I like the idea of Killian asking David for his blessing, and here’s why.

He doesn’t need it. We don’t even have to argue about that. If Emma and Killian want to get married, they’ll get married. It’s been well-established that Emma does what Emma wants, and Killian does what Killian wants. Neither of them need anyone else’s permission. I mean, what’s David gonna do, stab him? Come on.

But two things. First of all - Emma missed out on her royal upbringing and all those princess milestones. Killian has been the one to catch her up on them. He escorted her to her first ball and made sure she got her first dance, he kisses her hand and treats her like the princess she is. So it makes total sense to me that Killian would follow the traditional steps as much as possible and treat the whole thing like he’s a suitor wanting to marry the crown princess.

And here’s the other thing, and the reason why I really like this move. David (like Killian) is from a realm where, one would imagine, men do generally ask the father of the woman they want to marry for their permission or their blessing. And despite that, David has not been a part of any of the major moments in Emma’s life. He gave her up as a baby and got her back twenty-eight years later, at which point she’d already found and lost her first love, had a child, and done all kinds of things that David would never, in a million years, have imagined (or wanted) for his little princess. She’s living with a pirate, and we saw that while David was happy for her, he was also a little sad to “lose” her to an extent. None of this is what he ever thought would happen when he became a father to a little girl.

Also, David has been living in the twenty-first century for maybe a year. He grew up in a pseudo-medieval world with very different social norms and values and then he was in a coma for almost three decades. Yes, he’s got some traditional notions that prompt him to ask about Killian’s “intentions” and punch the guy who slept with his wife. That’s David. That’s who he is.

Asking for his permission here means a) following a tradition from his realm, and b) involving him in this part of his daughter’s life. So I like it. It’s not Killian and David making a decision for Emma, and it’s not actually about needing permission. I mean, they don’t need to get married at all. They already live together. Getting married will change nothing. So why? Because of the symbolic meaning. And the same applies to asking for David’s blessing.

It’s not about Emma and Killian. It’s about David. And it’s considerate and respectful and just nice and it shows why Killian has a place in this family, because he gets it.

How BTS would react when they find out their sister is dating someone in Got7

Jin: “Oh ok, I don’t have a problem with that, I would just have to have a man to man talk with him.” he would say when he found out that you had a new boyfriend, who happened to be Bambam.

Originally posted by eatjin

Suga: “No! No! No! No!” he would say immediately, not because it was Jinyoung but because he didn’t want his baby sister dating anyone.

Originally posted by yoonkooks

Rap Monster: “Jackson? Really? Well ok then” he would say with a laugh, finding the idea funny since Jackson was his friend. 

Originally posted by taestylips

J Hope: "Really? The maknae?” Hoseok would say in shock. He wouldn’t have a problem with it he would just be shocked.

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

Jimin: “Are you sure about Jaebum? You know it is very hard to date someone in a band when they are so famous right?” he would ask. He wouldn’t be angry or disappointed just worried about you.

Originally posted by sugaglos

V: "Really!  So Mark and I are going to be brother in laws?!” he would ask looking more excited about the relationship than you were.

Originally posted by jeonthegreat

Jungkook: “Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! You’re dating?” he would ask looking at you incredulously. He wasn’t only shocked that you were dating Youngjae but that you, his baby sister, was dating at all.

Originally posted by sugutie

ryan hawley is a gift.

if you want someone to cry, call danny miller. i don’t need ryan crying. that’s not robert sugden. i need ryan to keep doing what he’s doing; hit me in the solar plexus with the subtle, heartbreaking teary eyes and crushed expressions. with his protective body gestures and his inability to look anyone in the eye.

why do we need tears when we already have a robert who looks and acts like someone pushed to breaking point?

ryan hawley is magic with what he’s being given (which, admittedly, isn’t the best material at all) and he’s making me believe this at the end of your rope robert sugden, who has no idea what the hell he’s doing or where he’s going. take one look at robert and you know he’s fighting guilt and pressure.

remember those scenes where he wasn’t sleeping and he looked it? remember the scenes pre-aaron drug reveal? the scenes after? ryan hawley doesn’t need to cry to make me buy his emotional decline.

i will fight you on that

Safe and Sound - Unknown/MC Fluff Fanfic

Wow guys, it’s been a whole month since I posted anything that wasn’t Everlasting Party >_< I actually wrote this over a week ago between chapters as a bit of a break, but I tweaked it before adding it here so it’s less of an abstract idea (though I don’t really have any context around it, I just wanted to write an Unknown/MC lolol).

Spoiler-free if you know who Unknown is since I mention his name but nothing else related to him. Probably best read after Seven’s route, though. 10+ fluff :)

You still aren’t asleep when you hear the door open and someone’s footsteps approach the bed. You don’t have to roll over to know it’s Saeran. The mattress creaks under his weight as he lays down.

It’s silent for a long while and all you hear is his breathing. It’s hard to tell if he’s asleep or not. At last you roll over slightly and glance at him over your shoulder. His back is to you so all you see are his shoulders and red hair that’s still half-bleached at the ends. He hasn’t pulled the covers over himself, as though he’s afraid of tugging them away from you. You sit up slightly and drape the blanket over his body before snuggling under them yourself.

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Old Man Humor

What is it with older men and their lame ass attempts at humor?

Had one older guy whose change was $19.25 and he made that stupid “Good year!” joke. I didn’t even really acknowledge it. He was clearly much younger than 92 years old so he wasn’t even alive in ‘25. He then got all butthurt and was like “You’re supposed to tell me I don’t look that old. :(” lmao. Like, do you have any idea how many variations of this “joke” I hear? Like, it’s only funny/interesting if you actually were alive and old enough to remember the year. Like one time I had a customer whose change amount led her to comment on “the war”, referring to WWII. Now THAT is actually cool, to speak to someone about WWII who lived through it. And the older customers who make 60s/70s comments that hint at their giant hippie pothead history, that’s amusing. But you using the joke to fish for compliments on how young you look is so zzz.

Another instance of a lame attempt at humor: at my store we have to put paid for stickers on anything that’s too large to be bagged or that a customer opts to not have bagged. This older guy was buying a bunch of gallons of water and didn’t want them bagged, so I had to sticker all of them. He said something like “Do I have to be stickered, too?” (which is another “joke” I hear all the time, weirdly) so I sort of played along and took the opportunity to make a dig at him and was like “We only have to sticker items if they’re high value.” (which clearly wasn’t true because I’d just finished putting stickers on a bunch of cheap water) and he suddenly got all serious and was like “Oh, I’m only kidding around.” Like yes, thank you Robert. I totally didn’t pick up on that! Your lame joke was so subtle and carefully crafted that I didn’t realize you were just kidding! And my response to it had been 100% serious! Like I guess he hadn’t realized that I’d insinuated he wasn’t high value? lmao. Love it when someone tries to joke around with you and can’t tell when you joke back.

Old men think they’re so fucking funny when in reality they tend to be my least funny customers, lol. The demographic that’s the real hidden comedy gem is older women. Back in December I was chatting with my bagger and customer as I was ringing her up, talking about how I was feeling guilty because I couldn’t afford to get many people Christmas presents when I knew they’d all be getting me stuff. This older lady customer looked at me and, in a very heartfelt tone, was like “Christmas isn’t about giving…” I thought she was going to go on to say “and receiving” and about how Christmas is really about coming together and spending time with friends and family etc. etc. and that the presents don’t matter but then she finished with “… it’s about RECEIVING!”, and she straight up cackled and it was the funniest shit ever. Had me and my bagger belly laughing. Now THAT was a well crafted joke. Spontaneous, perfectly timed. Not those tired old jokes all these old men go around repeating to every cashier they encounter. UP YOUR GAME, OLD MEN.

GOT7 Reaction to their s/o or bff getting into a fight

Request: Okay so short story: I got into an actual fight defending a friend of mine (that I have a crush on wow) and I have a bruise on my jaw now. How would got7 react to a friend/crush/So getting into a fight w/ someone? Alternative: bts or got7 reaction to a protective s/o?



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Markhyuck! Matching Phone Cases
  • someone: omg!! that's so cute! do you guys have matching phone cases?
  • mark: haha yeah! isn't it cut-
  • donghyuck: what the fuck? why do you have the same phone case as me????? why would i, nct's visual, want to have a matching phone case with your nasty ass? why are you tryna copy me? who you trying to be??
  • mark: but this was your idea--
  • donghyuck: *red* I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT