and so... he looks like a potato

Huh! Over The Garden Wall apparently just won the Emmy for “Outstanding Animated Program”! Congratulations to creator  Pat McHale and all of the crew in California that I didn’t meet. I just did a small part story boarding some little bits here and there. But I worked with awesome artists who are so much better than me like Laura Park and Mark Bodnar and  Thomas Herpich (who recommended me for this gig) , and I owe a huge debt of gratitude to my pal David V. Stevenson who wrote the song “Potatoes and Molasses” for episode 3. He made me look good to all those big shots.

“My sister moved in, her five cats moved in, and her ex-husband moved in. It’s driving me nuts. My sister watches those murder programs. And her ex-husband is Irish so he keeps talking about the potato famine. He loves that potato famine. Always the potato famine. And those cats. Little Louie is sweet, but the biggest cat looks like Garfield and won’t stop meowing. His name is Nitro. I’m trying to keep it together. I just picked up one of those positive thinking books.“

The Signs as Cry Baby Lyrics

Aries - Don’t be dramatic, it’s only some plastic. No one will love you if you’re unattractive // Mrs. Potato Head

Taurus - I feel like I’m just missing something whenever you leave // Cake

Gemini - A little bit of sugar, but lots of poison, too // Milk & Cookies

Cancer - You take things so hard, and then you fall apart // Cry Baby

Leo - So what if I’m crazy? The best people are // Mad Hatter

Virgo - Everyone thinks that we’re perfect; please don’t let them look through the curtains // Dollhouse

Libra - Someone told me stay away from things that aren’t yours, but was he yours if he wanted me so bad? // Pacify Her

Scorpio - I wanna make you mine, but that’s hard to say. Is this coming off in a cheesy way? // Training Wheels

Sagittarius - I’m sick of all the games I have to play // Soap

Capricorn - You were comforting and quiet; how did love become so violent? // Teddy Bear

Aquarius - If they say to kill yourself, then you will try it. All the makeup in the world, won’t make you less insecure // Sippy Cup

Pisces - Chasing after you is like a fairytale, but I feel like I’m glued on tight to this carousel // Carousel

So I was going through Jack’s blog~

I decided to look at some art on @therealjacksepticeye  ‘s blog and I never realized this:

He sees so many posts.

I went through his likes and descovered that, even if he doesnt reblog art or messages, he still leaves a like.

Hes still being active among the community, even if we dont see it.

I recomend going through his likes, there are so many sweet messages thanking, applouding, and celebrating Jack, and he just leaves a kiss to let those people know that he’s still there,he’s still with us, and he is listening.

@therealjacksepticeye you’re such a sweet man.

the Jack/Bitty Cat-or-Dog Pet Ownership Discourse is tearing this fandom apart. consider instead:

  • bitty looking up domestic rabbit ownership guides, thinking to himself “how far am i prepared to take this cute relationship joke”
  • very far
  • they get this huge chubby rabbit from their local shelter
  • (and name it Señor Bun, obviously)
  • he looks like a potato with ears
  • look. would jack, having never met bitty, adopt a giant rabbit? no. he would not. but jack is a man in love.
  • bitty growing a little lettuce garden in flowerpots out on the porch
  • jack in athletic gear, walking a cat-sized bunny rabbit on a leash
  • both bitty and jack talking to the rabbit when the other isn’t around
  • “so ANYWAY that’s when Uncle George, bless his heart, suggests that they just develop their own recipes, and– oh hello jack you’re home, i was just telling señor bun about the jam dispute”
  • “what about the red shirt for date night? the red shirt fits better. but bitty says the blue matches my eyes. what do you think, señor”
  • People Magazine runs a photo spread of jack walking his rabbit. this is some of the most positive press jack has ever gotten in his life.
  • James: Sirius I'm so fucking sick of your mother. You know what? I am your mother now and your bedtime is never.
  • Sirius: ...James your a boy.
  • James: Does it look like I care? I'm your mother now.
  • Sirius: ok well who's the father? Moony?
  • James: No no no he's my son-in-law.*struts out of the room*
  • Sirius:
  • Moony:
  • Peter: *whispers* I ship it.

when dex and nursey move in together nursey gets those word magnets for the fridge and he leaves before dex for work in the morning, so he always makes magnet poetry for dex every morning before he leaves. (“your light is overpowering, it washes over me and fills me up. you are the sun and the stars and everything good.”) when he comes back, dex has always made him a poem, too. (“you look like a potato. i love you.”)

au where Nino becomes an astronaut and goes on a mission to Mars and ends up getting stranded but he survives because he grows potatoes

Signs as stupidest shit I've done
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Aries:</b> Acidently kicking my kick boxing partner in the balls during a match<p/><b>Taraus:</b> Eating a whole plate of cookies and throwing up 30 minutes later<p/><b>Gemini:</b> Getting so drunk that I video taped a drunk make up tutorial and sent it to all my friends<p/><b>Cancer:</b> My first words about my baby brother was that he looked like a potato<p/><b>Leo:</b> Laying out in the sun for 6 hours without sun screen and getting a sun burn so bad that my skin boiled<p/><b>Virgo:</b> Showing up to church with such a bad hangover that I threw up on the floor<p/><b>Libra:</b> Screaming " ITS TALKING TO ME, WHAT DO I DO " when my walkie talkie went off<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> Drank 7 Monster Energy drinks in one sitting<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> Getting lost in the redwood forest without a cell phone<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> Laughing so hard in Target that I threw up on the floor<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> Going black Friday shopping with my best friend drunk<p/><b>Pisces:</b> Walked around the store with stockings hanging from my ears, pretending they were earrings<p/></p><p/></p>

This old man just came to the produce stand that I work at. He literally walked up and insulted me for being on my cell phone then asked me if I knew how to talk since I was on my phone then threw a potato at me and said that it was bad and I didn’t thoroughly look at them and I was like sorry I wasn’t the one who sorted them and he was like OH IT WASNT YOUR FAULT JUST LIKE IT WASNT OBAMAS FAULT…. Then he was like you’re probably not even registered to vote and then I lied and said I was 17 so he would shut up. Then I was like do you want me to put your stuff in two different bags or just one and he was like YOURE NOT ONE OF THOSE LIBERALS WHO CARES ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT and I was like I don’t care it’s just one bag and he was like why don’t you care do you think it matters your grandkids won’t see the Chesapeake bay and then he was like bUT YOU PROBABLY DONT EVEN WANT KIDS and I was like um and then I was doing the math of his total on the calculator and he was like the reason we’re so stupid today is because people like you use those dumb phones and I was like do you mean a calculator? People have had those for thousands of years? And he was like yeah but those are the Chinese and they needed it for documents not every day use and I was like bye.