and so will your otps

I love saying ‘fuck me’ because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
— 

Wade Winston Wilson, probably

IMAGINE YOUR OTP #19
  • <p> <b>Person A:</b> I wanna be a tomato<p/><b>Person A:</b> Then all my problems would go away<p/><b>Person A:</b> That’s it I’m becoming a tomato.<p/><b>Person A:</b> I’m gonna be a tomato right now.<p/><b>Person B:</b> *without even looking up from what they’re doing* I can’t fuck a tomato, sweetheart<p/></p>
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Before they knew it, they were i n s e p a r a b l e ;
                                                 For @ootsukis

  • Person A: Person B, what's your last name?
  • Person B: Um......? It hasn't changed since we met...
  • Person A, getting down on one knee: Maybe it's time it does.

Imagine your otp

Okay but today in class there was a lock down drill and there were these two guys sitting right next to each other and one had his arm around the other and they had their fingers laced together and one of them was leaning his head on the other guy’s shoulder and they were whispering to each other and giggling quietly and then


at the end of class I hear one of the guys go up to the other and is like “hey wanna go to homecoming with me” and the other guy said yes and I just


imagine your otp

why isn’t teacher/teacher more popular???????????????? i mean
  • the nice one who everybody loves with the grumpy and strict one that the students hate and the students wonder?????????how what the fuck
  • but later (not in school environment maybe by accident) the students (a group of them) see that the strict one isn’t really that strict and they love their partner
  • or the cool married teachers that talk about each other and everyone loves like one of them comes late to class and is like “sorry i’m late guys mx. [partner] is really sick and i wanted to be sure everything is alright”
  •  and the students spend 5 minutes fussing over the other teacher and asking questions about their wellbeing “ARE THEY DYING” “No Joey they’ve just caught a cold” [and trying to make this one forget about their class”
  • or two teachers that EVERYBODY ships like the students are trying to get them together
  • “Soo, Mx. A, Mx. B will have a concert tomorrow for the school and they need all the help and they asked me to tell you….so you can tell other students” “Mx. B didn’t tell me anything about it” “oh it was like, last moment thing you know. they didn’t have time. and like, they really need help.”
  • And the teacher is like “Thanks Johnson” and trying to be really cool but REALLY BEING NOT COOL OMG WHERE’S THE SQUAD OF DUCKLINGS TO HAVE AN EXCUSE TO GO AND HELP
  • and like other teachers shipping them too
  • “Mx. A you know about the prom. There’s a rule that the teachers must have some partners too” [dunno if it already is something like this, it is not in my country] “I did not know about this rule.” “Oh it’s very recent. So, you know, teachers are never alone and can be protected in case it’s necessary. I also heard that Mx. B has no partner.”
  • OPPOSITE TEACHERS????
  • Like, science/maths teachers with art/languages teacher. Or stuff like this.
  • Talking about their subject passionately and the other not understanding shit but loving it anyway because they’re so fucking cute.
  • RIVAL TEACHERS?????? 
  • Like here is your impossible love
  • Teachers of the same subject in different schools fighting in competitions and shit
  • Or teachers of the same subject talking passionately about their course. and praising each other.
  • Teachers talking about their students, the bad ones and the cool ones
  • LGBT teachers standing up for LGBT students and offering them support and helping them feel more at ease in this clusterfuck of school
  • MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE:
  • OTP 1 teacher/teacher and OTP 2 student/student
  • OTP 2 being so thankful that OTP 1 exists. OTP 1 giving advice to OTP 2.
  • DOMESTIC TEACHER/TEACHER
  • Grading stuff together. Bringing each other food/beverages. Helping each other through all the stuff.
  • AND
  • SO
  • MUCH
  • MORE
  • SERIOUSLY PEOPLE THINK ABOUT IT.
  • TEACHER/TEACHER

BONUS!!

  • “hey darling, how about you teach me some things? I promise to be good.”
  • “i thought you went through high-school once. Weren’t you taught my subject?”
  • seriously tho all that stuff that is at teacher/student can be sort of roleplay for teacher/teacher (and be less creepy)
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Magnus recognizing Alec’s potential for leadership from the very start, even when Alec didn’t believe in himself.

  • Slytherin: *stubs toe* FUCK!
  • Ravenclaw: *stops drinking coffee* Put a dollar in the swear jar. *continues*
  • Slytherin: *takes random can out of the trash* Judging by what you did last night, you need to put a dollar in the sin tin.
  • Ravenclaw: *chokes*