Let me tell you something about wolves, child. When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives. Summer is the time for squabbles. In winter, we must protect one another, keep each other warm, share our strengths.
i was at model united nations today and yesterday...
and oh my god it was like i’d walked into a hetalia world meeting
russia kept talking about the ‘poisonous western influence’, ‘stupid capitalists’, and that everyone should support ‘mother russia’
people kept talking over canada, to the point that the chair (the leader of the comittee) had to literally get up and say ‘CANADA IS TRYING TO TALK STOP IGNORING CANADA’
and my personal favourite was when we were doing role-call and when it got to denmark no-one replied, so the chair was like “denmark? denmark? is denmark here?” but really denmark was on the other side of the room talking to norway, and then norway was like “shut up they’re calling your name” but denmark just kept talking to norway so the committee chair got up and shouted “DENMARK STOP ANNOYING NORWAY AND PAY ATTENTION”
i was wheezing in my seat
i was representing england, and i spent like 90% of the time trying to prevent another cold war