s'more danger days headcanons:
-the fab four are fucking dumbasses who prioritize their looks and aesthetic over, yknow, not overheating and dying of sunstroke daily. the only one they look out for is the girl, whom they constantly stop to fan and give up their own water to whenever she so much as sweats.
-kobra once walked too close to a jumping cactus and got railed with needles; now every time they come across one he jumps back and takes a threatening stance, inching around it from a careful distance. (ghoul mocks him for it until the jumping cacti get him, too.)
-jet once found a tarantula in the diner, which the girl named jet jr, and ghoul named “you better kill that fucker before i set the whole goddamn place on fire”. they ended up letting jet jr go, much to the girl’s dismay. they do later happen upon a black widow, which she names “ghoul’s best friend in the whole world,” though ghoul insists on calling it “the spawn of fucking satan” until jet kills it.