and so are the 90s

Maxine has ruined my life in the best and worst way possible I’m 100% certain she’s out to put a dagger through our hearts and kill us off one by one whilst rubbing her hands together in victory

  • Veronica: hey I just met you. And this is crazy. But kiss me at the end of the cheer tryout I dragged you to maybe
  • Cheryl: queerbating is so '90s. Also, I like your bitchiness, so Veronica you're in. Betty you're too nice. Bye.
  • Veronica: exCUSE me Betty is a precious ray of sunshine in your shitshow town I don't care if your twin bro just died I will take away everything you love if you do not let me live out my gay cheerleader fantasy.

In other news this guy at my taekwondo club asked if I wanted to come to a party he’s hosting on saturday and normally I’m not big on parties but hey the fact that someone actually wanted me there makes me happy so yes I will go there bc possible friendship ahead heck yes

nikkie-cherish  asked:

Drabbles 6, 90 :)

Sorry this took so long hun! Xx

6: (This is Shawn’s P.O.V)

I need a place to stay.” you heard your girlfriend say through the phone

“Sure, come on over I’ll-”

“I’m already outside.” your eyes widened and went to open the door

“My roommate is sleeping at her boyfriend’s house and I forgot my keys inside.” she explained and you chuckled a bit

“Your lucky I love you.” you chuckled and kissed her

“Yeah yeah, just give me some clothes so I can change.” 

“Bossy too.” you muttered under your breath and she playfully smacked you causing you to laugh.

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9:

“Violet please stay still.” you begged your three year old daughter

“Hi, honey.” Shawn said kissing your cheek

“Hey.” you sighed

“Having a hard time with Violet?” he asked and you nodded

“Go rest for a bit, I’ll watch her.” you smiled and kissed his cheek and made your way to the bathroom, but before you could even start the shower you heard something break from downstairs which made your run down the stairs to see the dining room table broken.

“Shawn! What happened?!”

“Violet broke the table.” 

“Well you are going to have to replace it.” you crossed your arms

I’m not buying ikea furniture again. They break too fast, a three year old could break it, literally.” he said picking Violet up

“Fine, but you’re still going to replace it.” you said walking upstairs to take your shower while your goofy husband looked after your daughter

Sorry this was horrible!!!

anonymous asked:

Do you go for a vintage look in what you yourself like to wear (clothes/make up -wise)? And if yes, what sort of era stuff do you like? :)

I feel like the 90′s fits me the best, makeup and fashion wise. I think that it works on most women too. Lipsticks from that era really focused on nude brown’s and finding those colors are kinda hard because now, it seems like nudes are just pale pinks and it doesn’t go with my tone at all lol. All I wear are crop tops and high waist mom jeans/skirts. It’s accessible to find pieces that are 90′s inspired too. Also, there’s so many variations of 90′s style from Seattle grunge to Calvin Klein minimalism. Plus, a lazy bitch like myself loves the anti-conformist approach– this decade truly emphasized the casual chic look and it being ok to add some menswear into your wardrobe :)

Royal Tiara Challenge Day 23: Favorite Fringe Tiara

Royal Tiara Challenge 2017 23/30: Favorite Fringe Tiara

Swedish Baden Fringe Tiara

So I think 90% of the reason I picked this fringe is because of my undying love of Crown Princess Victoria.  Also helping is that this is the Swedish tiara designated for crown princesses, which mean I get to imagine the days when Estelle takes this baby for a spin.

On another note, Crown Princess Victoria at the 2014 Nobels may be one of my favorite princess fashion moments ever.  Her Par Engsheden gown was so glamorous.  But, her jewels…OMG.  The Baden Fringe and that stunning cross necklace created such a great image.  I still fangirl a bit whenever I see pictures of Victoria from that night.

xxperfectly-fadingxx  asked:

I'm 5'7" and 210 lbs my goal weight is 90 lbs I use to be so much skinnier but I gained all of the weight I lost and like 30 more lbs and I'm restricting again. What would u suggest for a calorie goal?

Woooowowow stop right here for a minute. 90lbs is your goal? Are you trying to kill yourself man? Dont even dare going under 110 lbs! Stay safe❤

Here We Go Again

So, my mom, champion of being horrible, is allegedly giving me a matter of days to get $225 USD minimum together. I have about $90 so I need $135 (She’d prefer $450 but she’s being ‘nice’) I have until the 27th of February. Right now, I really need a steady address. The morning of the 9th I tried to kill myself and I’m still not okay. With new meds and blood testing and bus fare and an ER trip and insurance issues, this month has been brutal money wise. Whether she kicks me out or not, I still need to give her the money or my butt’s getting taken to court.

I’m scared. My church either can’t or won’t do anything to help and the preventing homelessness resources around here are awful. We usually get snow around here until April and I have to stay in the area for mental health treatment until August 13th so I can’t just leave. For once in my life, I don’t want to die but I don’t think I’ll last long on the the streets.

My PayPal is PayPal.me/AugustMcMullen and my email address for PayPal is mcmullengus@yahoo.com

Batfam as things my coworkers have said
  • Bruce, overheard on the phone as he's leaving WE: Wait, your brother is at work? (...) Oh thank god, that means I can sleep when I get home.
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  • Dick, giving Duke a tour of the Batcave: I'm sure you'll fit in just fine. Everyone's really nice here. Except for Jason.
  • Jason, from across the cave: That's messed up!
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  • Stephanie: *sees Cass's hand is bandaged up* Oh my god, are you okay?
  • Cass: Yeah, I just stabbed myself. It's fine.
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  • Tim: What, you think that because you're bootylicious, you can do whatever you want?
  • Jason, nodding: Yeah, pretty much.
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  • Damian: Alfred knows everything, he just pretends that he doesn't.
  • Alfred: Well, somebody needs to know something around here.
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  • Stephanie, inspecting Tim's under-eye circles: You need some makeup, fam. That shit is unsettling.
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  • Dick, to Roy: I hereby name you an official member of the family!
  • Jason: It's a trap, dude. You don't wanna be part of this family.
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  • Tim: Has anyone seen my coffee?
  • All: No.
  • Tim: Looks like it sucks to be Steph today. *picks up Stephanie's coffee and walks away*
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  • Duke: You've gotta be crazy to work here.
  • Jason: You don't HAVE to be crazy. We can always train you.
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  • WE Employee: *walks into Bruce's office to hear a loud alarm coming from his computer while Bruce fills out paperwork, seemingly unperturbed*
  • WE Employee: How can you just sit there and listen to that?
  • Bruce: Do you have any idea how many kids I have?