and shut your mouth


Yesterday, I rushed over on my lunch to see the Rickmobile in person!  I am a HUGE Rick and Morty Fan, I have been since the first episode where “Grandpa” Rick tells Morty, “ And then we’re gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty and you’re gonna keep your mouth shut about it, Morty, because the world is full of idiots that don’t understand what’s important, and they’ll tear us apart, Morty but if you stick with me, I’m gonna accomplish great things, Morty, and you’re gonna be part of them, and together, we’re gonna run around, Morty. We’re gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. Just you and me, Morty…“

ANYWAY… An hour lunch well spent! 

And of course, Rick’s butt, just in case you wanted to see it. 

anonymous asked:

have you considered how many vore possibilities this blog could provide. tordos long neck, toms void eyes, how matt is so tiny. geni u s


anonymous asked:

Not all of the kaylors are bad, I really don't understand why you need to attack all of us. There are unpleasant people, some ship joe and Taylor, some kaylor... You don't need to be offensive to people that never done anything to you

I used to be in the fandom for years and there are so many people who have done and said so many wretched things to me shut your mouth

bran stark: fire


bran stark (x reader) where they’re not really together but they’re close friends and one day they’re arguing about something and bran unexpectedly shuts them up by kissing them?



Absolutely fire.

Why does he have to be annoying?

Bran kept his mouth running whenever you disagreed with him, and it was getting on your nerves. The very nerves. He looked at you, cocking his head at the side, as if waiting for a reply. But all you did was sigh, shake your head and let your hair fall over to curtain at your face to not look at him. He let out a quick chuckle, before you even looked at him again.

This time, you held his hand and his shoulder as you stared at him. His eyes twinkled with curiosity after a long time, maybe even a hint of a smile. “Bran, gods, will you please shut your mouth?”

He cackled, loud and long, that his voice echoed in Castle Black.

You punched his arm softly, and his laughter subsided. The dark colors of his eyes went back then it was serious again. He called out your name, again and again until you looked at him.

“If we could just,” he began darkly. “We can do this, travel back home. To Winterfell.”

You looked around the room, and noticed the distance between you and Bran on his bed.  Maybe it was selfish of yours to want to stay here, but after all the months of winter out in the forest, this little room was enough and haven for you to foolishly leave again. “How do we know that the whole North is with your family?”

“What do you mean?”

“Families, no matter who we bend the knee, can fuck us up, Bran.”

Bran raised his brow, anger filling his eyes. “If you don’t want to come with me-.”

“That’s funny, who’ll come with you?”

Bran stared at you long and hard, and you stared back. “You think I can’t do it?”

Your heart broke. It was hard to appear weak in front of him, when you were his source of strength. You were everything, his friend, his legs, his eyes, his family. You softened at him, “Bran,”

“No, tell me.” He whispered lowly. “You think I can’t do it?”

Truthfully, you have no reason to be angry. But you were. Everything led to this moment, the shelter the Night’s Watch gave even when they are still suspicious, the fate to have you and Bran do this and find the three eyed raven. This was all for him. But you were angry. You were angry, because you were tired. So tired of fighting, of always constantly moving, and out in the forest.

You exploded.

“Then tell me!” You shouted at him. “Tell me how you will travel, hundreds and hundreds of miles! By yourself? On what? A carriage?”
“I can ask-.”

“Ask who?! A hundred of men outside, and you think they’ll give you two to be your escort outside?” You fumed, when he turned red in anger. “Have you though about me? Have you thought of maybe what I want in this journey of yours? Do you even think I deserve a break on all of this, to stop for a minute and rest? I need a break-.”

Suddenly, your anger subsided as you felt his lips on yours. He licked them, and kissed you again. His hand was on your jaw, and his other behind your neck. His thumb grazed your cheek, and rubbed circles until he kissed you again. You were alarmed, your eyes wide open.

“Can we stop fighting?” He whispered as he closed his eyes and leaned his forehead against yours, “I don’t want to fight with you.”

You pushed back, and touched your lips with your fingers. It was a little chapped but kind of slick because of Bran’s lips. It was glorious. An awakening. A high.

“Why did you kiss me?”

He sheepishly smiled, and looked down. But immediately he looked up, and scooted away. “I didn’t mean to- I shouldn’t have. I’m sorry if I did.”

You looked at him, a million thoughts on your mind, numerous and numerous and it’s overwhelming in a good way. Something opened in your chest, and you took a look at Bran.

“Please say something?”

You blinked, stunned to see Bran so confused and scared at the same time. You smiled, and placed your hand over his. “I don’t want to fight either.”

anonymous asked:

No offense but laptops aren't really good gaming setups. I know you posted that pic a few days ago but like unless you spend a lot of money on a laptop which at that point. What's the point of having a mobile computer if like.. when it breaks like all that fucking money is gone, but with a computer you spend a lot less money.

Hey… how about… you buy me a desktop… or you shut your fuckingn mouth

So, Summer Games is returning? That got me thinking. 

The sprays for the heroes we got last year.
Zarya had one with her in her weight lifting outfit. And she got a skin for that.

Same with Tracer and Lúcio.

So are we going to get Dad Golf? Hanzo in shorts??!

Tennis Junkrat and Mercy??

Blizzard, yes, please.

the, “thank you for bringing him back to me,” diana types out in the email she’s sending to bruce hurts me because, not only is that such an intimate phrasing, but it really is indicative of how many years diana must have spent with only an outdated watch to remember steve by. had she started to forget what he looked like, what he sounded like?

what people think the “crosby sucks” chant means: crosby has no hockey talent and is completely useless hockey-wise on the ice

what the “crosby sucks” chant actually means: crosby is a dirty player who constantly makes dirty plays including severly injuring other players but gets away with the shit he does by just being crosby, and the favoritism and bias is considered unfair by many fans, thus the chant


A very important compilation.