and she's not wearing a stitch of makeup

burkygirl  asked:

Our absolutely amazing pal and fellow smutketeer @peetabreadgirl has a birthday on February 23rd. @xerxia31 and I were wondering if you'd be willing to accept a submission from us in her honoUr?

Originally posted by freshcravings

Happy Birthday @peetabreadgirl! By special request, Here’s a birthday drabble crafted just for you!

Biggest Fan

AN – Happy Birthday PBG! This is part 1 of 2 because your birthday is too special to cram all into one day!

Mesdames et messieurs, votre attention s’il vous plaît. Les passagers de la vol Air Canada 8637 arrivent à la gare vingt-quatre.

Peeta Mellark bobs up on the balls of his feet, eager to see around the crowd of tired commuters coming in on the flight from Montreal to Quebec city. Just a few more minutes and he’ll finally lay eyes on the infamous KatsEye, the best beta in the Avengers fandom.

And his best friend. Possibly the love of his life, but hey, he figures he probably should lay eyes on her in real life before he declares his undying devotion.

The crowd is thinning a bit now as the business crowd moves toward the airport doors, a sea of suits and muttered French. He checks his phone. Her text had said she was near the back of the plane. Surely she’ll be out soon.

Kat<3: I’m wearing an orange sweater.

When he looks up again, he sees her coming through the gate. Her aviator glasses are perched on her head and her hair is tied up in a side braid that spills over her shoulder onto the gorgeous coral sweater she’s wearing. It causes her olive skin to glow even though he can tell she’s not wearing a stitch of makeup.

His artistic sensibilities practically giggle at the idea that she’d consider the shade to be orange. It’s softer, more muted; kind of like a sunset at the end of a sultry summer’s day.

Regardless, it’s his new favourite colour.

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anonymous asked:

Can you do an angsty fic based off the song "Dancing on My Own" by Calum Scott pa-leeeaaasseee! I'm in a very angsty mood right now and need this. Cheers! xo

i have been watching old niall interviews from after he released this town and in one of them he said after writing this town he had kind of a funk and like the next 30 songs he wrote were “absolute crap”. how do you think he would act coming home from the studio to his missus during that time? small drabble maybe please!

So I joined these.  The second one isn’t exact but I felt it fit here.  Enjoy the pain y’all.

“Willie…ya wanna go out tonight?”

“Um…suuuuuuure.”  Willie answered in a slight state of shock.  

I couldn’t blame him.  It usually wasn’t my idea to hit the clubs.  Not lately anyway.  I had an album to write and record.  I’d promised it would be out by spring, summer at the latest.  And when I’d released “This Town” I really thought I could meet that deadline.

But nothing I’d written since “This Town” was worth the paper it was written on.  I couldn’t put together a coherent though no matter what I did.  The last 30 songs had to be the worst shit I’d ever egotistically called music.

I needed a release.  The pressure I was putting on myself was stifling.  I couldn’t think.  I couldn’t write.  And worst of all, I couldn’t feel.

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anonymous asked:

a headcanon where MC has a really popular vlog channel, like she have 6+ million subs and MC has had the channel for 5 years, like her channel is her main job, and the rfa+v+saeran are caught watching her old videos because they wanted to see what she did and how she was back when they didn't know her. In the end they probably become part of her vlogging? Thanks! :D

Thank you for the ask! It’s really specific tho … are you a vlogger yourself? I don’t exactly know what vlogs actually are?? I’m sorry but but college is REALLY stressful for me and I don’t have time for anything. I’m gonna assume that they are targeted towards a specific audience….

Yoosung and the prankster

- Your vlogs are what shitposts would look like in video

- Always making funny comments, jokes, meme references and pranks

-You do these small skits too

-Yoosung had already seen some of your videos

-So when he first met you, he had a nagging feeling he had seen you somewhere before

-When he knew that vlogging was your profession, he just had to check it out

-He always knew you were very smart and funny but those videos were just amazing. He couldn’t believe how you wrote and acted those things out yourself

- His girlfriend was amazing, beautiful, smart and…. cue shot of you with a pencil stuck up your nose SO DAMN RIDICULOUS

- He laughed so hard he had to clutch his sides and strain to just breathe

-That;s when you walked in

- “Yoosung…. WHAT THE HECK,” you shouted. Isn;t that the correct response when your boyfriend is just rolling on the floor, laughing maniacally with tears streaming down his face?

- “MC! MC!” he said struggling to hold his breath, “Why didn’t you show these to me before!! You’re so talented and funny.” He waked over to you and kissed you on the lips.

- “You bet… I didn;t get all those subscribers for nothing,” you grin

- So you two ended up getting drunk and watching your videos all night. 

- And ya’all had a deadly hangover the morning after    

- But you were determined to make him appear in one of your videos. 

- He did occasionally appear. Yoosung was adorable a nervous wreck  in those videos and so people started requesting videos with him

- Besides it was so much fun showing off your cute boyfriend

Zen and the reviewer   

- So you were the reviewer

- So smart, sophisticated and clever

- Always reviewing movies, books and sometimes even anime we are all only human, right? 

- You were really clever, detail oriented and organised. 

- You first did this as a hobby but since it really took off, you decided to make this your main job

- When you got home one day, you saw zen intently watching something on the laptop

- He was so engrossed in it that he didnt even seeing you coming

- “Sweetie, what are you doing ?” you asked

- “Gosh! Babe, you scared me!” he said as he clutched his chest. Drama Queen much?

 - You learnt that he was actually watching your videos the entire evening

- “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME BABE??” he asked, “You’re so good at this!! And you have so many subscribers!!”

- “I’m not as popular as you!!” you protested as you sat next to him. He kissed your cheek. 

- He whined a little and proceeded to click the next video

- “My boyfriend Zen;s new movie is amazing,” you proclaimed in the video, “You guys should check it out. He’s such talented actor….” 

- You proceeded to praise Zen in the video. Something you dare not do to his face. You;re a real tsundere… I’ll give you that

- “I mean…. you were pretty good in the movie Zen…” you gave him a little fake laugh. God… that was so embarrassing 

- “ Babe…” zen said as he flung the laptop. 

- Before you could protest, he cupped your face in his hands and kissed you wildly.

- His hands slid under your shirt. “Why don’t we take this to the bedroom?” you suggested. He smirked.  

- The beast was unleashed. 

- So the first video you did with zen was such a hit! Your subscriber count went up!! And you had so many requests!! A lot of people started watching Zen’s movies too. The two of you really had such a positive impact on each others career and life

Jaehee and the coplayer

- You were a cosplayer

- Not unlike Jaehee, you were such a big fangirl too

- You cosplayed everything from anime, manga, video games to comic books

- You’ve never ever missed a convention

- Jaehee being the loving and caring wife that she is, was always the first person to watch your videos and anonymously comment good things about it and anonymously take down the bullies too 

- She enjoyed watching you stitch, wear your perfect makeup and just transform yourself. 

- Sometimes, when you’re in cosplay, she can barely recognise you but she never admits it

- Jaehee helped you make the vidoes. But it never struck you to make her a part of it

- But one day you had this really good idea!

-There was this really big convention coming up and what better way to introduce her to your friends??? 

- “Sailor Uranus and Neptune!” you proclaimed, “That’s what we should go as!”

- “I’m sorry but WE??” Jaehee dropped the cup she was holding. 

- “Yes! Jaehee my darling” you did a dramatic twirl, “You must accompany me!”

- It took a lot of coaxing but she finally agreed

- And boy did you transform her 

- She couldn’t believe she looked like that.

- You always caught her catching glimpses at herself in the mirror

- By God, she was cute. 

- “Thank you, MC,” she smiled as she kissed you really softly on your lips.

- Your beast= unleashed.

- All throughout the convention, you took videos of your wife.  

- Jaehee never knew about this

–When you finally posted the video, it was such a hit!!!  People were going crazy over you and your wife! They requested a lot of videos with her. 

-When Jaehee came to know about this, she blushed beet red. 

- “Mc!! Stop embarrassing me like this,” she cried as she covered her face.

- Now you can finally unleash that beast in peace

Jumin and the musician  

- Jumin Han is a sophisticated man

- And you;re such a sophisticated girl

- You play the violin, the piano, the flute….. name any instrument and you could play it 

-You wanted to work for an orchestra but since your channel took off, you decided to make vlogging your main job

- Why not? YOu really enjoyed the freedom

- You would play anything you wanted. From complicated classical pieces to the openings of really cheesy tv shows

-You would always play something for jumin

- He preferred listen to you live than over the internet

- He really loved how your fingers moved and just how focused you were

- To him, just to see you and listen to your music was such a stress buster

- One day when Jumin found free time, he decided to check out your channel in his office

- He literally hit himself for not having seen your videos before.

- You were just as wonderful on the computer

- When you came over to give him his lunch, you were in for a shock

- Jumin was listening to an original piece by you while a drop of tear streamed down his face. He wiped it off immediately when he saw you

- “Are you one of those single tear people,” you laughed and walked over to him. Whiplash reference  which jumin did not understand T_T

- “Mc…” said as he literally pounced over you. He started to kiss your neck and tried to undo your zipper. 

- “Woah wait, Mr. Han! What is this about?”

- “I’m sorry Ive never seen your videos before,” he said, “You are so amazingly talented MC.”

- “If you want to make it up to me Jumin… then I know just the thing.”

- Needless to say, the great Jumin Han had to clear his schedule so that he could appear in one of your videos 

- And of course your comments section was filled with different variants of “ MC ARE YOU DATING THE JUMIN HAN?”

Seven and the makeup guru

- You are the Queen. bows down to you

- Your makeup is always on point. Please teach me how to do eyebrows Y_Y

- You started doing these makeup tutorials in college

- You got really popular and thought… heck why not get paid for this

- Seven is obsessed with your videos. BOI HAS SEEN ALL OF IT

- The both of you literally stay home most of the time

- Seven loves watching you do makeup

- He gives this really cute commentary when you do it

- “AND SHE SCORES” he’d scream when youre done

- He;s actually really fashionable himself

- “ MC I think you should go with ruby woo for this”

- “Shaddup seven”

- And whenever someone makes fun of you in the comments, he has no mercy.

- YOu never knew about this. But you were pretty suspicious cause the amount of hate went down? Boi never deleted all of it, he was clever like that

- You did the ‘entire face with kids makeup challenge’ on him… while he was asleep

- He never forgave you for that….. secretly he loved it

- He tries on your makeup when you’re not there

V and the food and culture blogger

- You love travelling

-And you have this really wholesome food and culture vlog

- After all that mint eye mess, he’s not dead I promise Y_Y you guys decided to travel the world

- Your vlog was restricted to your country and ever since the world tour the subscriber count went up

- You would do these vlogs where you’d describe the scenery to V

- It was so tastefully worded

- You guys visited usual places, interacted with the most interesting people and the food…. by God it was good

- And V, being the romantic that he is, would say something once in a while that absolutely floored you

- “GOD! V, The scenery is so beautiful”

- “Is it as beautiful as you?” he’d ask as he kissed your forehead

- All in all, it became fluff overload

- V became your permanent partner in this

- You guys had so much fun doing this that it did not really feel like a job

Saeran and the gamer

- You’d do gaming vlogs….. I’ve never seen one in my entire life… and Ive only heard of pewdiepie so no hate pls

- Saeran doesnt play games…… except in the bedroom of course

- He doesnt get why you’re so obsessed

- But he still obsessively watches all your videos…. he’s a complicated boi

- He always reads ALL the comments

- Let’s just say that he’s ruined some lives

- You’ve never gotten a negative comment after he came into your life??

- You asked Saeran to stop but he’s always feigned ignorance 

- You know Saeran watches your videos but he pretends he does not

- He always gives that tiny little cute smile when he watches your videos…. and you know this cause you’re a stalker like that 

- Always says stupid things like “MC, I wonder what those fingers can do??”

- Aaaand you smack him on the head for it 

Jitters - (Emma and Maleficent friendship fic)

I knew I wanted to write something about Emma this week, and my one of  favorite parts of her is how committed she is to making the people around her happier, and safer, and how she uses her knowledge of people. 

This plays with that, and has Dragon Queen (because I adore them). It’s vaguely canon compliant to a season seven that just happens to have a Dragon Queen wedding in it. There’s some very gentle Captain Swan, and Killian being useful with makeup. 

It’s total fluff and pretty much my love letter about why I love Emma in fic form. 

Huge thanks to @shinewithalltheuntold and @holdouttrout for reading my fic and being so wonderful and supportive. 

(also tagging the wonderful captain swan and dragon queen tea party: @besselfunctions, @ouat-upon-a-coconut, @brooke-to-broch, @thejollyduckling and @icapturedkindness <3) 

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Regina and Maleficent are getting married today and all Emma has to do is show up and hope the wedding doesn’t get derailed by some kind of magical crisis, but then Maleficent isn’t answering her phone and maybe she’s just nervous. Can dragons get cold feet?

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- Annabeth is not a fan. She hates October and despises Halloween.
- Percy, on the other hand, has already planned out a theme and picked a costume. He was ready in June.
- But he cares about Annabeth, too, so once every October, they run away to the woods and spend a weekend camping with marshmallows and tents and crunching leaves.
- It’s also Annabeth’s second favourite thing in this gloomy month.
- Her first- and she’ll never say it out loud- is the big Jackson party Percy hosts.
- Her liking it has nothing to do with the fact that it’s a Halloween bash; she just loves watching Percy get so excited about it.
- And because she cares so deeply for him, she doesn’t throw a fit when she comes home from work one Wednesday to find the entire house all “decorated”
- With Jack-O-Lanterns and black cats and bloody legs hanging off the ceiling.
- Percy’s careful not to put up any cobwebs until the day of the party, though, because he wouldn’t put it past Annabeth to burn the house down if she were to come across one when she’s getting a glass of water at night.
- SO much cuddling.
- Winter’s about to set in and her toes are starting to get cold and Annabeth’s favourite thing to do is to curl into Percy’s body.
- Percy’s Halloween party, though;;;
- It’s the biggest thing in New York or something.
- Everyone wants an invitation and it kills Percy to not be able to give everyone what the want.
- He always sends his mom and Paul one, though, knowing fully well that they would rather spend the night at home.
- His little sister would love to come, but he isn’t about to let her into a party like this.
- Annabeth’s costumes are always the worst. She usually slaps on a choker or cat ears and pretends that was her plan the whole time.
- She always complains about how people always take the most innocent ideas and make it too sexy.
- Percy thinks it’s adorable every time she goes off on a rant and kisses her lightly to get her to stop.
- He doesn’t want her scaring off all the guests.
- Piper is queen of sexy costumes. This year she dresses up as a sexy Barney the Dinosaur.
- Annabeth’s speechless, and Percy can’t stop laughing.
- Like every year, Jason reuses his Captain America get up. Nobody is impressed.
- Leo’s Jon Snow this year. Everyone loves the idea.
- Hazel, who spends half he day at the Jacksons’ house doing Percy’s intricate makeup, is a bumble bee.
- Annabeth thinks it’s adorable.
- Even Reyna comes, dressed as a Roman praetor.
- Percy calls her boring but has to swallow his words once she starts dancing.
- Clarisse comes in looking like a princess. Except for the scowl on her face, it’s even quite convincing. Percy and Annabeth are in stitches as she growls for them to shut up, she’d just lost a damn bet.
- Rachel Dare, who’d helped Percy with the decorations earlier that week, wears a costume with a blue head and a strange looking green tail.
- Annabeth wants to ask, but Percy steps on her foot none too lightly.
- Rachel looks at them like they should know exactly what she is, and after some stalling, they quickly excuse themselves.
- Like every year, Travis Stoll, the basic vampire, does a keg stand that’s got the crowd roaring.
- Will Solace, DJ and dressed as a crazy doctor, has everyone swaying to his beat.
- Even Nico shows up, never missing a chance to come out when everyone’s ready to play his game. Sometimes Percy refers to him as the King of Halloween.
- This year he’s a zombie. It’s terrifying how convincing he can be.
- Connor Stoll is Batman. His brother’s a vampire so Percy doesn’t know why he’s even mildly surprised.
- Frank comes in dressed as a werewolf, he says, but Jason insists he’s just a little Labrador pup.
- Everyone sides with Jason, for the first and probably last time.
- The party’s fun and goes on well into the next morning, and Percy wakes up with a massive hangover, tangled with Annabeth and the sheets.
- Too tired to sort their bodies out, he leans forward and presses a kiss to her forehead before trying to go back to sleep.
- It’s November, now.

anonymous asked:

I know it's not halloween yet but what would our Overwatch collage au gang would wear for this occassion? Throw the faculty staff too :)

Here you go, doll! 

Angela: Genji suggested she dress up as an angel but took it back because ‘you shouldn’t spend Halloween as something you already are’ and this gets Angela to blush. She ends up going as a Sally from The Nightmare before Christmas. She paints her skin a light blue with plenty of stitches before completing it with a patchwork dress.

Genji: He of course goes as Jack Skellington. He even dyes his hair white and styles it back. Angela helps him with the skeleton face makeup and when she firsts sees him in his pin stripe black suit, she almost keeps him from the Halloween party. 

Fareeha: She goes as Cleopatra. Egyptian gold jewelry and white dress and everything. She knows McCree’s pet name for her and wants to surprise him. When he firsts see her, his heart almost bursts out of his chest right then and there. 

McCree: Indiana Jones. Got the hat and the whip and everything else. Quoting the movie left and right and quite enjoying it. Fareeha thinks he looks extremely handsome too. 

Lena: This is her favorite holiday so of course she’s goes out. Little red riding hood is a perfect costume and she looks so dang cute in it to. Hanzo can’t stop blushing when he looks at her. 

Hanzo: Only because he loves Lena, he goes along with her costume and is her big bad wolf. Its a horribly hot costume but Lena is gushing every time she looks at him so he endures through it. 

Professor Reyes: Only because all the staff are required to attend the Staff Halloween Party, Reyes begrudgingly goes and dresses in a black and red suit for his aristocrat costume. The party is only durable because Amelie looks beautiful and they’re able to mock other’s under their breath while hiding away in the corner. 

Miss Amelie: All the males in the room stop and look at her when she enters the party as Maleficent. Her horns and cloak easily on point as she looks for Gabreil. He looks devilishly handsome in his costume and Amelie only tells them this after they’ve ditched the party. 

Chancellor Morrison: Jack of course chats to Gabe and Amelie while wearing glasses in a suit with the front unbutton and revealing the superman shirt underneath. He keeps telling everyone to call him Clark Kent.

Once upon a time, I was taking prompts, and @mnemehoshiko requested courtesan/hooker Kylo Ren.

This is long overdue, and to be continued soon.

“Do you understand your duties?” The gruff guard was staring at him, distrust written in every line of his face.

“Yes, sir,” said Kylo, narrowing his eyes at the guard. He knew that this soldier did not want him near his Empress, that he looked down upon those in Kylo’s trade. He had become accustomed to it, sadly. People had spit on him, scoffed at him, whispered about him in dark and smoky cantinas, and yet, here he was–in the Imperial Palace on Coruscant, preparing to spend a night with Empress Palpatine, Lady Rey herself.

The guard unlocked the door for Kylo without saying another word; he would not deign to speak to someone he considered so far beneath him in social status.

The Empress’s quarters were beautiful, but not nearly as opulent as Kylo had expected. He had heard the tales of how Emperor Palpatine’s long lost granddaughter had been found, alone and living as a scavenger on the backwater planet Jakku, and had quickly risen (or murdered) her way through the cutthroat Imperial court to officially claim her title as Empress.

She was more beautiful in person than even he had imagined–and he could imagine quite a bit. She seemed an impossibly powerful figure, draped in heavy ceremonial robes, hair roped in intricate braids and twists, and her ceremonial makeup always crisp and precise. To see her now, with her hair in three basic buns at the back of her head, wearing a soft and loosely flowing tunic and leggings, and not a stitch of makeup, took his breath away.

Kylo Ren prided himself on not being distracted or intimidated by his clients. He could not afford to be emotionally compromised, and nor would he permit any being to see him more than once if he could sense that emotions would become an issue. He hid his Force sensitivity carefully; he did not want to make things more difficult or complicated for himself. He knew that the Empress’s grandfather had hunted down and either destroyed or taken to be trained nearly all the Force sensitives in the galaxy. The Emperor’s Hands were a thing of legend that few knew about, but Kylo knew how to play quiet and meek. His clients let slip many secrets in the throes of ecstasy or inebriation, and he used this to his own advantage.

“Good evening, my lady,” he began, seeking to gather some sense of the woman underneath the trappings of power. “How shall I serve you?”

She allowed herself to smile at that. He noticed that her eyes were a warmer shade of hazel than they appeared to be on the HoloNet.

“Take your clothes off,” she said, taking a sip of what appeared to be a fine Corellian whiskey.

Good to know, he thought to himself, as he slowly began to pull his shirt off over his head. He would put on a bit of a show for the Empress, he decided. He might as well enjoy the evening; it would be the pinnacle of his career at the court, if people were to find out about it. Sadly he doubted that would be the case; he knew the Empress’s stern bodyguard would have no problem putting a blaster bolt through his head and dumping his body in a sleazy back alley if he breathed a word of his night with the leader of the galaxy.

After he had gotten his shirt off, dumping it to the floor beside him, he took a step closer to her, and began to unbuckle his pants, keeping his eyes on her face. She was watching him, with only a hint of a smile to indicate she was enjoying the proceedings. Her eyes were focused on his hands, which at that moment were unzipping his trousers. He slowly pulled his pants down his legs, stepping out of them, and again closer to her.

She looked up at his face, and only then did he realize that though she was above average height for a human woman, he still towered over her. It was jarring to him that the woman who held the galaxy’s fate in the palm of her hands was mortal after all; a beautiful, strong and ambitious woman, human nonetheless.

He looked over her face, noting how carefully she had removed any trace of her heavy makeup, and had clearly had performed some sort of skin care routine. Their eyes met, and he held her gaze, not backing down to her. He could see a faint blush begin to spread over her cheeks, and he couldn’t resist teasing her, saying “Are you enjoying yourself, my lady?” She looked down then, blushing more fully, and slightly laughing.

“Touch me,” she breathed. “Please. Don’t be gentle.”

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Also, for those of you wondering: Yes, wearing an Isi Dawndancer costume for Halloween would be racist. This is because she is the literal embodiment of a being that is important to my culture. 

I want to be clear, though: It would NOT be racist to do yourself up in deer makeup and wear antlers and just go as a deer-human hybrid (so if you already had her costume made up but are now aware it’s racist- fear not! Just wear different clothes, don’t call yourself ‘Isi’, and go as a deer person!). It would NOT be racist to go as a character who is an Indigenous American but has no cultural relevancy, such as Lilo from Lilo and Stitch or Jason Lee-Scott’s Red Ranger (as long as you don’t alter your skin color to “match” theirs, and you don’t use their race or culture as another element of the costume- i.e. give people lei’s, talk with a movie-Indian accent, etc).

But to go specifically as Isi, or to wear Native American clothes or NDN-coded iconography (like Isi’s clothes) along with that deer costume, is to go as a deer dancer. This introduces the addition of the cultural relevancy to both deer spirits and Kashehotapolo and makes it cultural appropriation. It’s literally the same as redface, even despite her being a deer. 

TL;DR - You can buy and love the doll, and you can respectfully interact with and appreciate the elements of the culture that she represents, but please do not dress up as her and wear my culture as a costume!

Thank you for listening and I hope you all have a very happy Halloween!

just you try and stop me

I sat down at my computer tonight with the intention to start on a new idea for a multi-chapter fic I came up with recently, but this happened instead. Here’s a little Captain Swan best friends/college/unrequited love au for your Tuesday night. Title from “Shiver” by Coldplay.

“Were you ever able to find an answer for question thirty-three?”

Killian looked up from his textbook. “The one about the Great Lakes?”

“Yep. I can’t figure it out.”

“It’s B. The economic growth was mostly facilitated by the completion of the Erie Canal.”

“Right. I’m pretty sure I slept through that lecture.” Emma took yet another sip of her coffee before moving onto the next question of the study guide for their upcoming history exam. “Okay, next. What countries did the Line of Demarcation separate?”

“You tell me,” Killian said, rolling his eyes. “I think I’ve answered the past twelve questions for you.” He actually didn’t mind helping her at all, but there was no way he would tell her that.

“I can’t help I suck at history.” He knew the class was actually one of her better subjects, he had seen her test scores. She just hated studying. “Besides, you always know the answers.”

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List of Homestuck Halloween Costume Headcanons:

Aradia goes as: Aradiabot, wearing pure red contacts, cardboard robot body and has springs and wires braided into her hair

Damara goes as: an Angel, wearing a robe made by Porrim and various golden jewelry and accessories (possibly stolen from Meenah

Tavros goes as: Jack, from Jack and the bean stalk, wearing medieval clothes and has decorated his wheel chair with vines and green paint

Rufioh goes as: Captain Hook, wearing a red pirate outfit and a fake moustache, has summoned a crocodile fiduspawn and the creature follows him around

Sollux goes as: Morpheus, from The Matrix, wearing a long leather jacket and sunglasses, he carries around a bag of red and blue jelly beans, offering them to people

Mituna goes as: Han Solo, wearing a white shirt and a black vest, his and Latula’s outfits match very well

Karkat goes as: a mutant blooded troll, wearing a black shirt with a fake, red sign and has red makeup on his cheeks, it’s the one night a year he can walk around without worry of being discovered

Kankri goes as: Nothing, this holiday makes people disguise themselves to take candy from strangers, these trolls should be who they are instead of dressing up

Nepeta goes as: Princess Mononoke from Princess Mononoke, wearing the white fur from her kills and riding Pounce de Leon, who is made up to look like a wolf

Meulin goes as: Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas, she has fake stitches at certain intervals on her arms and legs and dyed her hair orange, she made a ragged dress too, all by herself!

Kanaya goes as: Rosaline from Twilight, wearing a dark dress and a a long blonde wig, Rosaline the Vampire combines her two favorite things

Porrim goes as: An old sewing maid, having so many costume requests from her friends, when she was thinking of her costume all that came to mind was more sewing!

Terezi goes as: Daredevil, with some applications of red electrical tape, Terezi’s dragon cane is now Daredevil’s! The rest of the costume is store bought.

Latula goes as: Princess Leia, wearing a white dress and a fake blaster pistol, she had to ask Meenah’s help doing her hair in two side buns, her outfit matches Mituna’s very well

Vriska goes as: She doesn’t, she just followers her friends around in her normal clothing, knowing that the group’s costumes will distract any candy givers from noticing her lack of a costume

Aranea goes as: Spider-Girl, she wears the suit, but she can’t see through the mask, at least she has a pair in red and blue, to match the suit

Equius goes as: Goku from Dragonball, borrowing some hair gel and dying an old bathrobe, Equius is ready to go super sayin

Horuss goes in: His steampunk clothing, considering how hot it is in all his clothes, maybe sweatpunk would be a better name!

Gamzee goes as: A juggalo, no one knows for sure if gamzee dressed up or if these are his “fancy juggalo” clothes, while he is dressed mostly the same as normal, he also sports a rainbow tie and red clown shoes.

Kurloz goes as: a Loa from Voodoo religion, when Porrim begins to point out the cultural appropriation, Kankri begins on a rant about Porrim is also guilty of appropriation, for dressing as an old women when she is only 19.

Eridan goes as: a wizard, insisting that he’s wearing the costume because halloween is a time to dress up as a fake thing, he secretly cherishes every compliment he gets.

Cronus goes as: Elvis Presley, outfitted as the younger elvis so he doesn’t have to look fat. It is all secretly a ploy to show any talent agents milling about how good his singing is

Feferi goes as: Ariel from The Little Mermaid,she had a dress split to imitate a mermaid’s tale , she came in first place at the apple bobbing contest

Meenah goes as: The best baker in the universe B-ETTY CROCKER! Carrying around a bunch of Crockertech, she went through neighborhood later that night to smash pumpkins

nonbinary louis headcanons for Reasons

  • louis arguing (loudly) about how makeup is for Everyone if people want to use it, and shutting down anyone who says him wearing lipstick makes him a girl

  • louis getting tired of people talking about him being in a Boyband because he’s Not a Boy and jesus christ why do people have to gender everything

  • louis diligently passing out “cis mess” buttons when people start getting a bit brave and calling him a boy just because of his pronouns

  • louis just blinking when people say “opposite gender” and just saying “what does that mean” and “that doesn’t make sense” until the person shuts the fuck up and leaves him alone

  • louis painting his nails the colour of the nonbinary flag

  • louis making So. Many. Puns. about being nonbinary that everyone just clamps their hands over his mouth

  • (louis going to a pet shop on his day off and finding the rabbits and immediately shrieking “a non bunnary” and harry kicks him straight in the shin for it)

  • louis feeling masculine some days but feminine others, and refusing to associate himself with people who don’t respect both of those things

  • louis wearing makeup on his masc days because it’s Not Gendered and why should he Not wear makeup on those days? 

  • louis researching pronouns for people when they say they don’t like he/she/they pronouns, and helping people feel comfortable with them

  • louis asking people who use different names which ones they prefer every day, without fail

  • louis stitching tshirts for himself in hotel rooms and the tourbus with affirmations about his gender, because he doesn’t want to come out yet but that doesn’t mean he’s not valid

  • louis being the person everyone comes to for gender advice, because he’s stocked up so much information he’s practically a walking thesaurus

Looking to Score


So two of my favorite people in the fandom have the distinction of being born two days apart. And while I wanted to write them each something unique, real life and time conspired against me…thus I’ve written them a joint present. And they’re stuck with what inspired me…which is soccer. Blame my kids and a lot of Kicking and Screaming on HBO lately.

Part I is being posted today in honor of IzzySamson. Part II will be up Friday in honor of Pookieh.

So first…Izzy…Happy Birthday, you sassy farmgal you. I hope that your day is filled with birthday head-butts from Walter, sweet time with Mini-Izzy, and some good beer and downtime with your husband. Thank you for your friendship and love and support. I hope you like Coach!Peeta and Referee!Katniss…sorry the smut is all in Pooks’ part.

The usual thanks to iLoVeRynMar and streetlightlove for their help and love. All mistakes are my own. I’ll beta before I post to FF.

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Proving Them Right (17/?)

All the previous chapters/installments: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16

(You can also read the whole thing over on my AO3)

Summary: There’s some kind of bet that Beca and Chloe are going to end up together, and, with CR’s wedding on the horizon, our favorite duo decides to make some moolah by pretending to date. Also known as: that fake dating trope that we’re all trash for.

Chloe understood Beca. After four years, she learned the intricacies of every single look Beca sent - every twitch of her fingers, every sniffle of her nose. Their senior year, she used to know when Beca would get sick before Beca did, hounding her with cups of tea that went untouched because she could hear the slight change in Beca’s voice that came with having a cough. She’d learned early on how to attach meaning to the silence in Beca’s conversations, and it was easy enough now to make sense of whatever storm tended to brew in her eyes. 

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This is the second half of my Monster Scaritage reviews, featuring Skelita Calaveras. Also featured are her Scaris and Art Class iterations.

Starting with price point, MS Skelita falls around $14.99, while her Scaris and Art Class versions are currently being clearanced out of some stores. MS Skelita comes with a three piece stand with a T shaped rod piece. Unlike AC Skelita, MS Skelita does not feature the new clamp style. In terms of vinyl color, she falls between the genuinely bone colored Scaris Skelita and the bleached AC Skelita. She continues to be the only licensed MH character doll whose lower leg can be detached and reattached. All joints behaved well and were not overly stiff thankfully. She arrives with a plastic piece covering her torso to help fill out her outfit. She was produced in Indonesia.

MS Skelita is the first version to feature pink in her hair. Both the teal and pink are exclusive to the sectioned areas in the front. A common problem with Skelita dolls seems to be frizzy hair, notably the black portions, and this one is no exception unfortunately. She also arrived with very choppy hair, another issue with budget dolls in general, but this problem can always be fixed with a good pair of scissors.

With a nod to Scaris Skelita, MS Skelita has teal eyeshadow surrounding her entire eye with matching flowers. Though very similar, it is a touch greener than her first edition. Her lips are a dark brick red. I like her makeup quite a bit, though it is hard to see the accent lines on her mouth with such a dark lip color. Personally, I like the look of the matching flowers more than the contrasting ones on AC Skelita.

For clothing, she has a two piece outfit consisting of a loose blouse and a simple A-line skirt. The shirt has a squared off neckline and waved sleeves, all trimmed with contrasting teal stitching. The print features tiny skeletons wearing pink glasses, and flowers in teal, pink, and orange. I think the print is awfully cute, and think it goes well with the whole outfit in general. It’s simple enough that it doesn’t limit it to just this outfit alone, but still individual enough that it would look best on a Skelita doll. The skirt also has the same feel, having a tapestry print with dripping accents.

Unlike Operetta, Skelita features all brand new molds for her numerous accessories. She has a white belt that features a multitude of bones, though they don’t come across as very specific. I like the belt with the outfit, as it breaks up the colors, but on it’s own it isn’t a favorite. It doesn’t have much flexibility to it and doesn’t go all the way around her waist. For shoes, she has pink wedges with a print that is reminiscent of Mexican wresting masks in bright teal. These are very adorable shoes, but again, another quality control issue, as her left shoe arrived only half painted (hence why it was used for the side view).

The extra accessories are a translucent pair of blue sunglasses (which match the front of her shoes) with tiny stitching marks in ths sculpt. Also included is a fabulous purse (with space inside) that is mirrored and painted on the other side; and a beautiful floral headpiece. Both have vertebrae to make up the handle and headband. The flowers of the headband and purse have tiny skulls within them. I love her accessories, as they have gorgeous details and really make her outfit come together nicely.

In the end, Skelita had quite a few quality issues, though I’d like to think that shoe paint issue was probably an isolated incident. Unlike Operetta, the shining parts of this doll were the accessories rather than the outfit. The brand new sculpts were intricate and scream Skelita entirely, with her makeup, hair, and outfit being good complements to them. I wouldn’t call her perfect, but she is still a well thought out doll and definitely stellar for the price. Skelita is one of my favorite dolls, and am looking forward to any future versions of her available.

Silver Love Arrow

Summary: Happy Birthday, Kotori! My gorgeous, darling birb! ^^ I had to do something special for your bird-day (gettit), so enjoy your dorky Umi!

Umi trembled as she stared down at the small, silver-wrapped gift resting on the kotatsu. It had been three weeks since she got the present, and tomorrow would finally be the day she could give it to Kotori.

Well, if she was able to, anyway.

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