and she's a taurus like me!

get to know me tag!

tagged by the lame @flawlessjeno you can follow amanda if you like to see toothpick canto/fake viet girl with bad eyebrows scream about wendy and the fact she stanned IOI a month before they disbanded


rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to know better

nicknames: bort (idk why ask @flawlessjeno), barbs, barbie, barbed wire, babbs, babbles, b-dawg

gender: female

star sign: taurus

height: like 5′3.5″ so like 16something cm

time right now: 8:57pm yeet

last thing i googled: astro winter dream tracklist because I luv astro

favourite bands: red velvet, IOI, CLC, SNSD, f(x), Twice, Gugudan, EXO, GOT7, SHINee, Astro, Monsta X, BTS, Seventeen, NCT

favourite solo artists: Taeyeon (does that count), Seohyun, Luna, Amber, Eric Nam, Tiffany, DEAN, Jay Park, CL, Chungha, Somi (maybe man)

song stuck in my head: my first and last-NCT Dream

last movie i watched: Finding Dory

last tv show i watched: The Heirs

when did you create your blog: January 2017

what stuff do you post: 100% shit, 60% girl groups, !0% NCT, 10% GOT7, 10% Monsta X and Astro, 10% EXO and BTS

when did you blog reach its peak: like this month

do you have any other blogs: just to save posts so I ain’t gonna link

do you get asks regularly: not unless it’s about akumabi

why did you choose your url: because jeon somi is the lord and savior of everyone with her cute self

following: 254

posts: 457 oops

hogwarts house: I think amanda and anna said either hufflepuff or slytherin

pokemon team: idk never played

favourite colours: any color except like dark brown

average hours of sleep: 7-10 hours

lucky numbers: 8 but I hate that number

favourite characters: idk

what are you wearing right now: my pajamas

how many blankets do you sleep with: 1-2

dream job: idk a scientist probably like I wanna major in biochem, physics, chem, or computer science, or just biology idk or I wanna work in business

dream trip: seoul, alberta, bangkok, tokyo, belgium, germany, or like southern georgia

I’m tagging my mutuals so: @lalizalice @sanhasmol @gardenclxb @sanhasmol @mintchocfringe @astrolutleyinlove @smolmarkhyuck @tae-smile @spicadeservesbetter @mylifeiskpoptrash @minghao–xu @mxmanager @playingwithblackpink-bts @eunoow @seohyunhyoyeonsooyoung @parkjihyo @baekhyuns-bicep @d-onghyuck @blackpink and anyone else that wants to

the signs as love prompts

Aries: “i have night conversation with the moon, she tells me about the sun and i tell her about you.”

Taurus: “i want to be with you till my last page.”

Gemini: “any day spent with you is my favorite day.”

Cancer: “thinking of you keeps me awake. dreaming of you keeps me asleep. being with you keeps me alive.”

Leo: “hold my hand and i’ll go anywhere with you.”

Virgo: “in the room full of art, i’d still look at you.”

Libra: “you are my today and all of my tomorrows.”

Scorpio: “when i’m with you, hours feel like seconds. when we’re apart, days feel like years.”

Sagittarius: “i broke my rules for you.”

Capricorn: “years from now, i hope we are still in each others lives.”

Aquarius: “i don’t know what colour is your soul but it’s a beautiful colour.”

Pisces: “i’m tired but never of you.”

  • Aries: History of Japan
  • Taurus: Don't talk to me or my son ever again
  • Gemini: Caveman Spongebob
  • Cancer: Get you a man who can do both
  • Leo: 👏 this 👏 annoying 👏 ass 👏 meme 👏
  • Virgo: Harambe
  • Libra: Me, an intellectual
  • Scorpio: You vs the guy she told you not to worry about
  • Sagittarius: Dark Kermit
  • Capricorn: If a dog wore pants would he wear them like this or this?
  • Aquarius: Tag Yourself
  • Pisces: Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer
The Signs As Weird Shit My Grandmother Has Done, Part 2
  • Aries: Has a collection of magnets the covers the whole fridge, including one that says "tits out 2016".
  • Taurus: Refuses to eat cranberry sauce because she says it "still tastes like the can".
  • Gemini: Somehow got the movie Coraline confused with the movie Shrek and bought my brother 3 Shrek DVDs, despite the fact that we don't have a DVD player and my brother asked her bring over the BOOK version of Coraline.
  • Cancer: Refers to her sister as "that crazy woman Lanie".
  • Leo: Tried to set me up with my friend Nicholas when we were in third grade.
  • Virgo: Calls my girlfriend "that little Emily girl", despite her name not being Emily. Her response to this is "she looks like an Emily."
  • Libra: Has a CD of early 2000s hits including "Bring Me To Life" "All Star" "Fergalicious" and "Get Low" that she plays in the car at top volume to embarrass my dad.
  • Scorpio: Stands firmly by her belief that the movie Grease is the greatest movie ever made and makes the whole family watch it on Thanksgiving.
  • Sagittarius: Knows every employee in the Walgreens by her house personally. She brings them chili on holidays.
  • Capricorn: Once, when she was a teenager, threatened to set the movie theater on fire if one more person made her go see Gone With The Wind. She will not watch it, to this day. She's seen it 19 times, or so she says.
  • Aquarius: Asked my dad if she could take my brother, who was 8 or 9 at the time, to go see Mad Max.
  • Pisces: Sets her GPS then refuses to follow the directions because she "knows a shortcut", even if she has no fucking clue where she's going.
The Signs As Paramore Lyrics

Aries: “Tell me where our time went and if it was time well spent. Just don’t let me fall asleep feeling empty again.” - Pressure

Taurus: “She lives in a fairy tale, somewhere too far for us to find. Forgotten the taste and smell of a world that she’s left behind.” - Brick By Boring Brick

Gemini: “Somehow everything’s gonna fall right into place. If we only had a way to make it all fall faster everyday. If only time flew like a dove.” - Hallelujah

Cancer: “Where’s your gavel? Your jury? What’s my offense this time? You’re not a judge but if you’re gonna judge me, well, sentence me to another life.” - Ignorance

Leo: “Lost the battle, win the war. Bringing my sinking ship back to the shore. Starting over, we’ll head back in. There’s a time and a place to die but this ain’t it.” - Now

Virgo: “Where can I turn? ‘Cause I need something more. Surrounded by uncertainty, I’m so unsure. Tell me why I feel so alone. 'Cause I need to know to whom do I owe.” - Conspiracy

Libra: “You made yourself a bed at the bottom of the blackest hole and convinced yourself that it’s not the reason you don’t see the sun anymore.” - When It Rains

Scorpio: “And the worst part is, before it gets any better, we’re headed for a cliff. And in the free fall I will realize that I’m better off when I hit the bottom.” - Turn It Off

Sagittarius: “Creep past the hours like the shorter hand on the clock. Hanging on a wall of a schoolhouse somewhere. We wait for the bell and we dream of somewhere else.” - Daydreaming

Capricorn: “What a shame we all became such fragile, broken things. A memory remains just a tiny spark. I give it all my oxygen, to let the flames begin.” - Let The Flames Begin

Aquarius: “And now I’m told that this is life. That pain is just a simple compromise. So we can get what we want out of it.” - Misguided Ghosts

Pisces: “What a mess, what a mystery we’ve made of love and other simple things. Learning to forgive, even when it wasn’t our mistake.” - Part II

The signs as The Office quotes

Aries: “Occasionally I’ll hit someone with my car. So sue me.”

Taurus: “I’m not superstitious…but I am a little-stitious.”


Cancer: “I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.”

Leo: “I am Beyonce, always.” 

Virgo: “There’s too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.”

Libra: “Saddle shoes with denim? I will literally call protective services.”

Scorpio: “…that’s what she said”

Sagittarius: “If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.”

Capricorn: “I have flaws. What are they? I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit someone with my car.”

Aquarius: “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.”

Pisces: “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” 

The signs as things my friend said the first time she got high

Aries: “I work out I’m stronger than you ahhhh!”

Taurus: “Allison, Allison, Allison the skittles in my mouth are red and green like Christmas!! *sticks out tongue* ahhhh”

Gemini: he’s in Ireland cuz his grandmas dying - “honestly who even believes that story”

Cancer: “I only got ready in 20 minutes but damn I look cute as hell”

Leo: “do you think if I knock on the ra’s door he’ll make out with me”

Virgo: gets caught trying to sneak out “ugh” *rolls eyes and storms back to her room*

Libra: “just give me one pillow I’ll sleep on the floor”

Scorpio: “this blunt is gonna make his dick taste funny”

Sagittarius: “there’s like probably 2 beds so I can sleep on one while they fuck on the other”

Capricorn: “I’ll be fine I have water in my room… And there might even be an apple in my desk!”

Aquarius: *falls asleep in an uber but promptly wakes up to sing control by drake*

Pieces: “methinks I should - that’s Shakespeare”

12 Zodiac Signs When They See Their Ultimate Crush

1. Capricorn - *becomes a statue with big eyes and open mouth*

2. Pisces - I keep it cool like he/she’s not there. But I keep looking at him/her like a killer/thief

3. Taurus - *shouting and feeling giddy with friend* as if they are seeing a popular celebrity

4. Gemini - I keep it cool I will go and talk to him/her. But sadly,…

Keep reading

The Signs as Publizity Quotes
  • Aries: Anything that makes me question my OWN place, in my OWN life, I BLOCK IT OUT.
  • Taurus: He's rich, he's impotent... I'm interested
  • Gemini: You're so shy and small, and she's so loud and huge.
  • Cancer: [Sign that says "crying room"]
  • Leo: I'm just so happy for myself and so WORRIED for you.
  • Virgo: Don't call me ridiculous, you know I don't like being called ridiculous, my dad always called me ridiculous and-
  • Libra: Find out if your personality IS!
  • Scorpio: Are you guys done talking, because I'm done pretending to look down at my binder.
  • Sagittarius: You're just jealous of the risk-taking I've done by getting bangs.
  • Capricorn: I'm a college graduate who deserves the best.
  • Aquarius: And the boyfriends that you have had- "Sure" -were like really bad for you and would like- "yeah" -come over and c*m on your stomach... "Well, I like to have fun."
  • Pisces: Who can never know, like, what will be told, and that is the story, that, like, I will discover when my path unfolds on it.
the last text i received from each sign
  • aries: i got a video of you running and i can't stop laughing at it
  • taurus: did i leave one of my socks at your house?
  • gemini: why aren't you responding to any of my texts?
  • leo: i love you. you know you love me, too.
  • virgo: that bitch stole my pencil
  • libra: she thinks she's better than me. she needs to think again
  • scorpio: i found a rare pepe
  • capricorn: i tripped on his foot today
  • aquarius: i'm so sorry
  • pisces: but cheese is so gross... do you know what they do to make it?

Okay, so correct if I’m wrong, but…  

…aren’t sharp weapons…

…that are also guns….


…like…really, really dangerous? Like just straight-up stupidly dangerous? Like “Hey, lemme just use these guns as nunchucks WHOOPS I SHOT MYSELF IN THE GODDAMN FACE.” 

I mean, look at Blake:

It’s a sword. But also a gun?? But she also swings it around??? While continuing to use it as a gun???? She is literally swinging around arguably one of the most dangerous-to-use weapons ever conceived?????????

The Signs as "That '70s Show" Quotes
  • Aries: "An apple? Where's my candy you son of a bitch!?”
  • Taurus: "Donna told me she loves me and then I told her I loved cake..."
  • Gemini: "The gym, or as I like to call it, the institute of things I can't do."
  • Cancer: “Well, honey, I don’t think you’re a jackass I think you’re a jack-angel."
  • Leo: "Well, damn Jackie I can't control the weather!"
  • Virgo: "If I was a bird I'd fly into a ceiling fan."
  • Libra: "Oh, I wish my daddy could buy him for me.”
  • Scorpio: "My foot is about to write a story. Its called 'On the Road to in Your Ass.'"
  • Sagittarius: “I don’t like people. I like rock and roll, sex, and pizza, in that order.”
  • Capricorn: "When my time comes I want to be buried face down. That way whoever doesn't like me can kiss my ass."
  • Aquarius: "It's Thanksgiving. Some people bake pies... we bake ourselves."
  • Pisces: "I sat next to God once on the bus."
The Signs As Beautiful Lang Leav Poems
  • Aries:
  • If you love me
  • for what you see,
  • only your eyes would be
  • in love with me.
  • If you love me
  • for what you've heard,
  • then you would love
  • for my words.
  • If you love
  • my heart and mind,
  • then you will love me,
  • for all that I'm.
  • If you don't love
  • my every flaw,
  • then you mustn't love me -
  • not at all.."
  • Taurus:
  • Where are you?” She asked.
  • “I have been searching all my life.”
  • “Stop looking for me,” Love replied, “and I will find you.
  • Gemini:
  • "Her heart is played like well worn strings,
  • In her eyes the sadness sings,
  • Of one who was destined of better things"
  • Cancer:
  • "I loved you more than love allowed"
  • Leo:
  • "Her bow is drawn to worlds of dark,
  • where arrows spring and miss their mark—
  • she'll turn their heads but not their hearts."
  • Virgo:
  • It was a question I had worn on my lips for days - like a loose thread on my favourite sweater I couldn't resist pulling - despite knowing it could all unravel around me.
  • "Do you love me?" I ask.
  • In your hesitation I found my answer.
  • Libra:
  • What is she like?
  • I was told—
  • she is a
  • melancholy soul.
  • She is like
  • the sun to the night;
  • a momentary gold.
  • A star when dimmed
  • by dawning light;
  • the flicker of
  • a candle blown.
  • A lonely kite
  • lost in flight—
  • someone once
  • had flown.
  • Scorpio:
  • What was it like to love him? Asked Gratitude.
  • It was like being exhumed, I answered, and brought to life in a flash of brilliance.
  • What was it like to be loved in return? Asked Joy.
  • It was like being seen after a perpetual darkness, I replied. To be heard after a lifetime of silence.
  • What was it like to lose him? Asked Sorrow. There was a long pause before I responded;
  • It was like hearing every goodbye ever said to me—said all at once.
  • Sagittarius:
  • "Forget her tattered memories,
  • or the pages others took;
  • you are her ever after—
  • the hero of her book."
  • Capricorn:
  • "It's so dark right now, I can't see any light around me. That's because the light is coming from you. You can't see it but everyone else can."
  • Aquarius:
  • "To love is a dare, when hope and despair, are gates upon its hinges"
  • Pisces:
  • She lends her pen,
  • to thoughts of him,
  • that flow from it,
  • in her solitary.
  • For she is his poet,
  • And he is her poetry.
  • Aries: Starboy // You talking bout me I don't see your shade, switch up my style I take any lane
  • Taurus: All I Know // You sleep one eye closed, to scared to get heartbroke
  • Gemini: False Alarm // She always leaves the man she loves, but the diamonds are forever
  • Cancer: Attention // Tell me how to love, it's been too long
  • Leo: Reminder // All I wanna do is make that money and make dope shit
  • Virgo: Secrets // It's a lie, a lie, I catch you every time
  • Libra: I Feel it Coming // You don't need a lonely night, so baby I can make it right
  • Scorpio: Six Feet Under // Real love's hard to find, so she don't waste her time
  • Sagittarius: Party Monster // I'm like, got up, thank the Lord for the day, woke up by a girl I don't even know her name
  • Capricorn: A Lonely Night // Better when we're both apart, we're no good for each other
  • Aquarius: Rockin' // I'm actin' reckless baby, I'm 'bout to lose it all
  • Pisces: True Colours // So if I love you, it'd be just for you

The way Blake cries “not again” really got me. Literally, her fiery blonde friend who was there for her and trusted loses a limb trying to protect her from her fuckboy ex and Blake cries and apologizes while laying next to her… Then her goofy blond friend who was there for her and followed her to help, almost dies trying to fight(or at least hold back) her shitty old friend almost dies and she cries and says “not again”.

Like, her 2 adorable blonde best friends got hurt trying to help her and they both got hurt by members of the white fang.

  • Aries: Either you scam today, or today scams you.
  • Taurus: Selling Caucasian identities for the low. Hit me up.
  • Gemini: Thank God my mother forced me into theatre as a child, I just slipped in the Calvin Klein store and I am screaming at the top of my lungs. $$
  • Cancer: Keeping up with the Caucasians.
  • Leo: Reminding me that I'm problematic is like reminding me that I'm beautiful.
  • Virgo: In first grade I won the spelling bee with the word "Embezzlement"
  • Libra: contouring my face before a big heist is the scam before the scam
  • Scorpio: Unfriended my mother on Facebook because she wouldn't loan me 9 thousand dollars.
  • Sagittarius: I'm the first American to scam a Nigerian, not the other way around. ICONIC.
  • Capricorn: I don't try to be perfect, I try to be petty.
  • Aquarius: I think therefore I scam.
  • Pisces: Eat Pray Scam
Things the signs have told me and I appreciated. (as a Scorpio)

Aries : Why are you letting them doing this to you !? Why aren’t you fighting them off !? C’mon, this isn’t you ! (She sounds rude, but she was actually trying to help me and made me smile tbh.)

Taurus : You know what I like about you ? The fact that if I ask you something, you’ll never lie to me, you’ll tell me straight away what you think about it, even if the truth is painful to hear.

Cancer : I don’t think you’re rude. Actually, I think you’re just acting like a rude bitch, but I’m sure you’re kind.

Virgo : As you know I have a lot of friends, but you’re the only one whom I really trust.

Capricorn : You’re the bravest person I’ve ever met, and I’m just so proud of you.

Aquarius : I know you might think that I don’t care about you because I’m not always texting you, but I still really love and care about you.

Pisces : Please don’t cry, because if you do, I’ll cry with you.

The Zodiac Signs’ Catchphrases


“You talking to me? You talking to me?”


“There’s no place like home.”


“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”


“When Life throws you lemon, make lemonade!”


“You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?”


“I need that like I need a hole in the head.”


“It is what it is.”


“That’s what she said.”


“We’re not in Kansas anymore.”


“Working hard, or hardly working?”


“Live long and prosper.”


“All that we see or seem, is but a dream within a dream.”

Six word stories
  • Aries: Torched the haystack. Found the needle.
  • Taurus: Wind blows. Sails fill. Journey begins.
  • Gemini: To be kissed by you. Wow.
  • Leo: Robs Bank. Gets away. Tells everyone.
  • Cancer: Moods change like the goddamn seasons.
  • Virgo: Standing alone. Hoping to be seen.
  • Libra: She merely smiled. His world stopped.
  • Scorpio: Do me a favor: love yourself.
  • Sagittarius: Turkey: stuffed. Us: even more so.
  • Capricorn: Lovers only when people aren’t watching.
  • Aquarius: Went abroad. Finally feel like home.
  • Pisces: Complicated emotions and danger for everyone.
The Signs as cute things my cat does

aries: follows me everywhere always
taurus: chins/nibbles my nose
gemini: puts her front paw(s) into my hand to hold hands while we cuddle/sleep
cancer: lays across my arm(s) cos they belong to her
leo: stands on her hind legs to put her front paws on my shoulder to hug me/make me pick her up
virgo: sits/lays on my shoulders like she’s my parrot or scarf
libra: considerately tries to scrape her kibble bits that fell out back towards her bowl
scorpio: rolls over and shows her belly and demands belly rubs
saggitarius: screams at me in the kitchen for conversation purposes cos she loves to talk and be talked to and head bunts me while she does so
capricorn: puts her face into my bosom or arm and just keeps it there
aquarius: goes into the opening behind one of my drawers and goes in it to scratch the binder inside so that I have to open the drawer up and free her like I’m rescuing her
pisces: wedges herself between my legs while I’m sleeping like it’s a nest just for her