and she won't (can't) take it off

anonymous asked:

She doesn't tell him she's coming. Again. She loves surprising him and it's one of those times when he expects even the queen to arrive to New York, but not her. Well, technically she's his queen. When she's at his door she starts getting nervous. What if he doesn't like it? What if he won't be happy? She tries to shake off that feeling and rings at the door. He opens after a minute and she's sure he doesn't recognize her at first. He's looking at her, shocked and surprised and she can't help

it but smile and kiss his open lips. “You okay?” She asks softly when she pulls apart and he nods, not blinking. She laughs. “Everything alright babe?” “Yeah” he whispers and takes her into his arms. “It’s just that 25 years ago I fell for a redhead. Now she’s back.”


Can she go red already, so that could happen for real? Thank you very much!

  • *Another hopefully in the future SQ chat fic*
  • Emma: No.
  • Regina: What?
  • Emma: No blouses. No pencil skirts. No work.
  • Regina: I don't think we can take another day off for *she pauses seeing Henry* personal matters.
  • Emma: And we wouldn't be. You are going back to bed.
  • Regina: I'm going to work.
  • Emma: No.
  • Regina: Why?
  • Emma: You have a fever, you threw up four times this morning and you look dizzy. As your girlfriend I believe it is part of my role to take care of you and stop you going into work with flu.
  • Regina: I can go to work.
  • Emma: No you can't.
  • Regina: Why won't you let me work?
  • Emma: Because I love you. Now go put on some pyjamas and let me take care of you.
  • *Regina smiles lightly at that thought having never had someone take care of her before*
  • Regina: Well I suppose if I must.
  • Emma *laughs*: Go to bed.
  • Regina: Come join me later?
  • Emma: For cuddles only.
Cry Baby Starters pt.2
  • Tag You're It:
  • "You had your eye out for a little while"
  • "Let me take you for a joyride"
  • "I can taste your skin on my teeth"
  • "I hope to god you're never leaving"
  • Milk and Cookies: :
  • "Won't you lock the door"
  • "I'm done with this"
  • "It's getting late"
  • "I never want to see you again"
  • "I pull off black so well"
  • Pacify Her: :
  • "The basic bitch leaves, finally. Now I can take her man"
  • "Someone told me, 'stay away from things that aren't yours.' But was he yours if he wanted me so bad?"
  • "Pacify her, she's getting on my nerves"
  • "You don't love her"
  • "Stop playing with your words"
  • "I can't stand her whining"
  • "Loving her seems tiring"
  • "Just love me"
  • Mrs. Potato Head: :
  • "No one will love you if you're unattractive"
  • "Is it true that pain is beauty?"
  • "Will a pretty face make it better?"
  • "Do you swear you'll stay forever?"
  • Mad Hatter: :
  • "Me friends don't walk, they run"
  • "This dream is a killer"
  • "I really hate being safe"
  • "I'm nuts, baby I'm mad"
  • "You think I'm psycho"
  • "You think I'm gone"
  • "Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong"
  • "You like me best when I'm off my rocker"
  • "I'm not alarmed"
  • "So what if I'm crazy? The best people are"
  • "My brain is scattered"
  • "You can be Alice, I'll be the Mad Hatter"
  • "I think you're crazy, too. I think you're gone. It's probably the reason that we get along"
  • Play Date: :
  • "It's just me and you, you and me alone"
  • "I don't give a fuck about you anyways"
  • "Whoever said I gave a shit about you?"
  • "I never know what you need"
  • "I wanna give you what you need"
  • "You know I give a fuck about you everyday"
  • Teddy Bear: :
  • "I stitched you up and put you together"
  • "I didn't care"
  • "I wasn't scared"
  • "I'm in despair"
  • "Should I be scared?"
  • "You were comforting and quiet"
  • "How did love become so violent?"
  • "I threw you out, I didn't outgrow you"
  • "It's so terrifying how you paralyze me"
  • "I'm so unprepared"
  • Cake: :
  • "Your skin is warm like an oven"
  • "Your kiss is sugary sweet"
  • "Your fingers feel like cotton when you put your arms around me"
  • "I feel like I'm missing something whenever you leave"
  • "You've got all the ingredients, except you loving me."
  • "Im not a piece of cake for you to discard, while you walk away with the frosting of my heart"
  • "I'm taking back what's mine"
  • "You'll miss the slice of heaven that I gave to you last night"
  • "You smell just like vanilla"
  • "You taste like buttercream"
  • "You're filling up my senses with empty calories"
  • "If I'm just a piece of cake, then you're just a piece of meat"
The cluster and their coffee.
  • Will: Coffee from the station/bodega
  • Black, acidic, and taste a bit like tap water and a pot that hasn't been properly washed since ever.
  • Lito: Either Espresso or overly sugared and creamed variations, there is no in-between. Hernando is a bit of a coffee snob and drags him to the best spots when he isn't playing barista at home.
  • Capheus: the literal cinnamon roll loves Starbucks. He is obsessed with the seasonal drinks.
  • Wolfgang: Probably put alcohol in his coffee (jk, there is definitely alcohol in his coffee. In fact, someone may want to make sure that isn't just a mug of vodka...)
  • Kala: Doesn't care for the bitterness, but loves chia lattes and mochas.
  • Riley: Whipped cream enthusiast.
  • Sun: Has a crazy coffee order, but won't yell at someone for screwing it up unless they are a dick about it. She will also take her coffee black with a pinch of salt on occasion.
  • Nomi: As long as it's got caffeine it's A-okay by her.
  • (If you think I'm off let me know, I haven't watched the show in a while so I'm going off memory. Also I'd love to hear other people's headcannons!)
  • Sherlock: *working; turns to his daughter, holding up a test tube* Well?
  • Baby Holmes: *staring at him*
  • Sherlock: Ex-pe-ri-ment *stares hopefully*
  • Baby Holmes: *laughing*
  • Sherlock: *sighs* I give up.
  • Molly: *reading on the sofa* She'll get there. Be patient *smiles*
  • Sherlock: *pouting* Mmm.
  • Baby Holmes: *pointing; suddenly* 'ab.
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: *almost falls off of his chair in excitement to reach her* Did she just say 'lab'? Did you just say 'lab'?
  • Molly: *watching them proudly* She says it all the time.
  • Sherlock: *lifting her* My clever girl. I told you she was going to be a scientist!
  • Molly: *giggling* You told me.
  • Baby Holmes: *happy; pointing* 'ab. 'ab.
  • Sherlock: *excited* Yes, yes...that's right. That's my lab and it'll be yours one day *kisses her cheek*
  • Molly: *stands up and walks over to them* Let me just... *takes her dummy away*
  • Baby Holmes: *squealing in delight* Dad! Dad... *giggles* Dad...
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: *smiles* You never let me have anything, do you?

anonymous asked:

emma and regina have been dating way before never land but it was a secret. emma kisses hook to get him to back off but snow sees and tells the whole camp and won't shut up about true love and how's she's so happy for them. and regina is really hurt and emma has to out the relationship because she can't stand to see regina hurting

Thanks for the prompt :) 

“Hook will you just leave me alone?” Emma asks her tone laced with frustration. He will not stop hounding her and it drives her mad. She knows no-one knows about her relationship with Regina but still she wishes he would take her ‘no’ as a ‘no’. 

“Come on love, one kiss and you’ll see I’m right for you.” 

Emma sighs before rounding on him, “One kiss? If I still don’t want you then you leave me alone?” 

Hook grins confidently, “On my honour.” 

Emma scoffs. What honour? she thinks to herself. This is a mistake and she knows it but she hopes and prays it will mean he finally gets the message. He leans in and she winces giving him a two-second peck before pulling away. 

“Okay, will you leave me alone now?” she asks. 

“Oh come on love, that was barely even a kiss,” he protests. 

“It was more than enough,” Emma hisses about to carry on when she hears a gasp. She turns around to see her mother smiling brightly at her. Great she thinks knowing someone would have to walk in at just that moment, “Mom!” she calls out but Snow is already running back to the camp. 

Emma races after her in time to hear Snow announcing to Charming, Neal and Regina that Emma has found her true love. “I’m so happy for her Charming,” Snow beams, “She’s finally found her true love.” 

Emma doesn’t care what the rest of them think. She searches out Regina who looks devastated. Her heart drops and she wishes she could go back in time and take back what she just did. 

“You kissed Hook?” Regina asks, her voice cracking. 

“She did, I’m so happy for you both,” Snow says, “How long have you been dating?” 

“Do you really want her dating him?” Regina asks alarmed by how happy Snow seems for Emma to be dating Hook. She’s the last person to deny someone a second chance but even she can see that Hook has not changed a bit since the old days. 

“She’s found her true love,” Snow replies defensively, “What’s it to you?” 

Regina sighs defeatedly as tears pool in her eyes, “Clearly nothing.” 

Emma frowns seeing how much Regina’s hurting. She looks over to her mother, “Mom will you be quiet for five minutes? I am not in love with Hook. I kissed him to get him to leave me alone. He said if I kissed him once then he would back off. That’s all that kiss was, it was barely a kiss, it was two seconds and I hated it. He is not my true love.” 

“What?” Snow asks clearly confused. 

Emma sighs before walking across the camp to a crestfallen looking Regina, “It’s you,” Emma says, “it’s always you,” she promises before leaning in and pressing a soft and tender kiss against Regina’s lips. Regina kisses back and Emma smiles cupping Regina’s cheeks before they eventually part, “You are my true love.” 

Regina smiles up at her, “And you are mine. You kissed Hook?” 

“Yes. It was pretty horrible. I’d much rather kiss you, every day and every chance I get. I love you so much Regina, I love you.”

“I love you too,” Regina replies before kissing her again as Snow continues to look on in confusion.

  • Naruto *kneeling*: Sakura, would you marry me?
  • Sasuke: yeah, yeah. Whatever
  • Naruto: Sasuke! I can't do this if you don't help me! That didn't even sound like her!
  • Sasuke: ...
  • Naruto *desperate*: SASUKEE!
  • Sasuke *hits Naruto*: She won't reject you anyway, usuratonkachi!
  • Naruto *almost crying*: you think so?
  • Sasuke: Baka... can I take off the wig now?

Meeting Samwise!, Part 4
(Parts 1, 2, and 3)

Remember when I met friend Samwise last month? Mommy finally got around to going through the rest of our photos from Samwise’s visit. When Samwise woke up on the second day of her visit, the first thing she did was give me cuddles! I climbed all the way to the top of Samwise’s head, surveyed my kingdom, and took a nice nap. Samwise is the best!

solo-redmage-tactics  asked:

There is a rabbit nest in my backyard,the bunnies are maybe 5 days old. My parents won't stop pulling them out to take pictures and then put them back. I can't get them to stop, is there an ideal way to relocate them or do I need to worry about this?

… Oiiiii. You’d think parents would know better. Don’t relocate the buns, because momma won’t come back. Hopefully she hasn’t already been scared off. Can you talk to your parents about how they’re going to cause mom to not come back, and that rehabs won’t take rabbits where the humans are the reason they’re abandoned?

It’s not entirely accurate, but I would try to impress on them that they could totally be at fault for the babies being abandoned and maybe starving because they can’t keep their hands to themselves.

anonymous asked:

THE MOST RANDOM THING YOU WILL EVER READ: Imagine the group sleeping at night in an abandoned building (let's suppose 5x08, to say something) and Carol can't sleep because she's freezing so bad and all the blankets were already being used (Daryl was the only one awake because it was his turn to watch over) and at some point he realizes his girl is freezing, so he takes off his jacket and puts it on top of her so she won't be cold anymore.


But but but.

Then imagine that, when his watch is over, Daryl tries to curl up near Carol and kind of roll more or less into a ball because it’s so damn cold. She’s asleep because he made her warm enough, but we all know she has spidey senses when it comes to him, so she wakes up and rolls over, her hair all messed up and dirt on her face. (He doesn’t care. He just stares at her with that moony glazed look he often tends to get in her presence.) 

When she sees him shivering in this ridiculous ball, she holds up one side of the jacket and whispers, “Come on, we’ll both be warmer if we share.”

And he really wants to let her have the whole thing and just tell her not to worry about him, because he doesn’t have that many fucks to give about whether he’s freezing or not, but the expression on her face is quite literally irresistible, so he moves over and lets her drape half the jacket over his shoulder. 

“See? Warmer,” she mumbles, smushing her back closer to his.

And at that point, he figures fuck it, and drapes an arm over her, because damn, honestly she is really warm and he’s still not even a little bit over the fact that she’s close enough to touch.

For a second, he wonders if she’s gonna tense up, but she just lets out a super happy sigh and accidentally jams him in the ribs while she’s getting comfy.

For once in his life, a little stab of pain makes him genuinely happy.

Every Natsu x Lucy x Gray fanfic ever.
  • Lucy: I'm extremely thirsty but who should I thirst for? *sees gray and natsu* I could never fall for them.
  • Lucy: *gets sick*
  • Gray: Do you want me to cool yo-
  • Natsu: rest your arm on my shoulde-
  • Gray: Do you need medicin-
  • Natsu: I bought some foo-
  • Gray and Natsu: Don't strain yourself
  • Gray and Natsu: Hey! Don't copy me! *fights*
  • Lucy: *sigh*
  • Lucy: Mira-San I don't know what to do~
  • Mirajane: gives advice
  • Lisanna: stares with a strained smile
  • Juvia: gives Lucy the stank face
  • Gray: If flame brain can do it then I can too. *climbs Lucy's window*
  • Gray: *pins Lucy's back to a wall with hands blocking both sides* Lucy I love you and I won't take no for an answer *kisses on the lips*
  • Lucy: G-g-g-get o-out!! *falcon kick*
  • Natsu: *hugs* Lucy I love you and I don't care If you don't feel the same. I just need to get this off my chest
  • Lucy: ..nats-
  • Natsu: Uh I gotta go! *jumps out window*
  • Lucy: Baka Baka! I can't decide!~
  • Lucy: *don't go to the guild in 3 days*
  • Lucy: I've decided!
  • gray: *goes with Juvia if she picks natsu*
  • Natsu: *goes with lisanna if she picks gray*