- Wade: Nice car.
- Weasel: Yeah, 400 horsepower.
- Wade: That's like 7000 ducks
- Weasel: What
Nice customer! I work at an ice cream shop, and today a woman's card was declined on a $6 ice cream sundae. So she looked panicked, checks the card and realized she grabbed the new one her bank had sent that wasn't set up yet. She was super embarrassed and I offered to pay for it from my tips, and she was like, "no no I can't take that!", realized she had another card in her car, and paid with it. She left me a 100% tip on her card for being so nice.