and she missed this perfection

Negan goes to sex addicts anonymous.

By Chuckyegg7

“So it’s been six weeks since the, incident,” she starts.

“I’d hardly call sleeping with your sister’s boyfriend, an incident,” someone cuts in.

“Marie, let her tell her story,” John, the therapist says. “Go on, Kelly.”

“No, i don’t want to now. She does that every time, little Miss perfect. Least i didn’t sleep with my brother,” Kelly sneers.

“It wasn’t my brother, it was my cousin! I don’t even have a brother!” Marie snaps.

“Well it’s a good thing you don’t, cos you’d probably sleep with him,” Kelly says, rolling her eyes.

“If you two don’t calm down, i’m going to have to ask you to leave,” John says.

Negan hides a chuckle with the back of his hand.

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