and she fights with you!

Please tell me that at least Razi’s or JD’s Grace scenarios turn out… better? Please? Like can she be there? And not evil? And… actually like a normal sister??? Rather than this plot point shit????????

shroudthecursedone  asked:

Time to shake things up and instead of C!Hisana, how about C! Fem! Barragan? Having to manage being the Vasto Lorde of Death while at the same time doing her thing

(in this AU Barragan is a natural Arrancar like Starrk bc that’s funnier)

Upon becoming humanized, at first she’d be like ‘wtf I’m old’ but then she’d be like ‘I’m old, this is awesome.’ She ends up totally rocking the crazy old lady aesthetic and instead of becoming queen of hueco mundo or whatever, she spends her days terrorizing random shinigami like some grandmother-shaped cryptid. She becomes pretty famous, actually– and it’s super easy to recognize her because she:

-walks around with a wooden cane that she uses to whack people over the head with

-has Yoda speech patterns

-calls literally everyone ‘young grasshopper’

-won’t kill people but will beat them up while lecturing them on how their fighting technique sucks

-after beating you up she will sit on you, loudly chomping on crackers, and continue to lecture you on your fighting technique

-will drop random proverbs in the middle of battle. Will sometimes say them incorrectly, just to mess with people (“By throwing stones in glass houses, judge a book, you cannot.” “That’s not even how it goes!”)

-cackles a lot

-also says ‘in my day’ a lot

-is typically seen wearing shihakusho, stolen from shinigami she’s beaten in the past (in the months after encountering Hitsugaya Toshiro for the first time, she was seen wearing the 10th Division captain haori, which, total power move??)

-is one of the most dangerous individuals in existence and yet she’s cultivated her cranky old crone reputation to the point where she’s now viewed simply as ‘harmless pain in the ass’ (admittedly, she did draw a lot of her inspiration from Uncle Iroh)

ox-charli-ox  asked:

Jk: so many people are hurting you and it makes me sad for you. I love you baby boy. Yes I don’t agree that the bet is a good thing to be doing but I respect that you really do have feelings for her and I will support you for that. But honestly don’t let her go no matter what happens. Maybe think about talking to her about the bet at some point just in case she SOMEWOW finds out and I’m not saying she will but yeah. Love ya.... B A B Y B O Y

Anon said: Jungkook don’t be sad go give ice queen a hug if you lover her

Anon said: Jungkookie, you being a soft ball for Ice Queen is actually the cutest thing ever. 💕💕💕

Anon said: This isn’t really a question Jungkook but I respect you and your love for Y/N because it really shows when you talk about her.

Anon said: Jungkookie, love Y/N a lot, fight for her if needed. She really loves you, and you do too, i know♡

Anon said: Jungkook, i can’t say I’m happy with the fact that you only dated y/n because of a bet, but I know you’ve actually grown to care for her. Just be careful and make sure she doesn’t get hurt, yeah? I know that wouldn’t end well for either of you…

Jungkook: well….. thank you all i guess? i will really go hug her, cause i miss her… please don’t worry, nothing is gonna happen to us, i can protect her from everything.

Ask my muse Ice Queen version

randomfandomweirdo  asked:

Go Tony! He went and got what he wanted! Woohoo! I adored chapter 10 and I'm curious if we get to see Nat beat the crap outta Steve, Bucky, or someone else???❤😍

We might get to see Nat get a little stabby but in this fic she’s not like “black widow” Nat so she doesn’t have the fighting skills you know? She’ll probably just poison your drink or chop a guys dick off while he sleeps or accidentally push someone down the stairs haha

Storied Meditation: The Morrighan [1]

Introduction: This is a storied meditation with the Morrighan. For best results, I recommend reading in a quiet environment where you will not be disturbed. You may wish to find a pen and paper, as there is an interactive portion at the very end (beneath the cut). Do not read ahead or the exercise may be spoiled by forethought. When ready, take a deep breath and begin reading.

Meditation: In the core of night, when you are lost in the clutch of shadows, spook lights draw you in toward the swamp’s edge. Like pixies, they float gaily over water, weaving through the reedy green teeth of the banks which greet you smiling. You are, step by step, seduced into the murk and mud and dangers that will not soon release you—and like a flightless bird, your mind accepts this fate.

But the Morrighan arrives. She is screaming. Her flock descends. Salvation. Will you fight? Her bony hands dig down into your body; she grips your veins like leashes as your heart pulls back in spite. “Witch-child,” pleads the goddess, “come away now.” Her voice is breaking, shining through—a light. This, unlike the coloured gases of the swamplands, extends to you the years of your own life.

Now, naked on the shore, you are shivering—so, she wraps you in the wings of her own cloak. The dawn comes, rosy and radiant, as she whispers to you charms against the storms. When she leaves you, in time, it is not only with these words to remember her by. There is a gift inside you, too: some secret thing she’s placed there—and to reveal it? You must only feel deserving.

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I can’t be the only person to have made this joke but hey, betamaids
whatcha gonna do?

Artists note: YES, i know that it’s male betas that are fancy and aggro. I went for entertainment over accuracy here, SOMETIMES that’s OK.
If you still got a beef, tell it to betamaid, SHE FIGHT YOU!

Also, like, get off her back with those gender-normative ideas of presentation y’aaaaaaall.

kageyama bros fight!

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Luffy & Labrador

Robin & Whippet

(From @blenheims ’s lovely dog headcanons)

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Paladin Swap → Pidge as the red paladin 

The red lion is temperamental and the most difficult to master. It’s faster and more agile than the others, but also more unstable. It’s pilot needs to be someone who relies more on instinct than skill alone. 

I need a fic where Supergirl and Livewire exchange hate mail regularly…

Kara randomly just receives a postcard from hawaii or new zealand or france saying: Saw you get beat up on the news… your form is off… coming for ya blondie…

Livewire always hangs around long enough to get return mail, usually on the back of a gaudy greeting card that Kara found in some back alley gift shop, filled with a really bad pun and a quip about Supergirl being in top shape…

Then once a year, they meet up… beat the absolute crap out of each other, then part ways…

2 weeks later, Kara receives another postcard from Tahiti… bet you wish you were here instead of in a hospital bed… that was a nasty fall you took… shame you’re bulletproof…

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My life changed over thanksgiving weekend, and I am talking to you right now from my terrace where I am watching our new puppy. (x)

This (Lin’s last) sad sad conversation was filmed the week Tobillo decided to adopt Lin and Vanessa! This is absolutely adorable, I love seeing Lin with Tobi and talking about Vanessa *heart eyes*. (I know I’m trash. Shh!!!)

Bonus: My favorite comment for this vid!

OK Piper McLean fans, listen up

I’m Cherokee. I’m a Cherokee girl. I’m a major Piper fan because she’s a Cherokee woman like myself. There’s been some Discourse© about her hair. Sit down, buckle up, because you guys are about to some knowledge dropped on you. 

So the issue is about her hair; people keep drawing my girl with undercuts. I don’t think she would have one, and if she did there’s only one good reason. 

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