and see a bunch of gold

*Playing Lost Mines of phandelver, we finished a combat and are searching a ruined town for loot, I rolled a 20*

DM: “You knock over a bookshelf and see a hidden room. There is two dead bodies, a bunch of gold, and a donkey.”

Me (ooc): “A donkey and dead bodies… (DM name) is it perhaps a carnivorous donkey?”

DM: *rolls* “Not only is it a bloodthirsty and carnivorous donkey, but it is sentient”

Me (ooc): “What’s his opinion of us?”

DM: *rolls again* “It hates everything, but mostly you in particular.”

Me (ooc): I’ll pet him

Things to kno about Junkrat’s face:

- He has a little scar on his cheek. Right on the right. It’s v smol but there
- Around his mouth the dirt is kinda wiped away and it looks like rub marks on the side of his face so I guess he likes to wipe his mouth on his arm or something?
- Has a bunch of lil’ moles and birth marks esp on his lower face (maybe we can’t see them higher up because of the scorch marks)
- Actually has visible burn-area on his forhead and a bit on his face, where the skin is discoloured and looks kind of raw (either burned by the sun or explosives)
- His eyes are kind of bloodshot, and around inside of his eyelids are super dark
- His teeth r super gross but not out of place, though he does have an overbite and sharpened canines
- Has 2 “gold teeth” which just appear to be small square cuts of gold lodged between some teeth at the top of his mouth and the bottom of his mouth

4

Niffler: HEY, KID!!!! You saw nothing, ok. *Shoves gold in pouch with other shiny things*

Newt: REALLY!?!?!?! Seriously, you got to be kidding me!!! 

Niffler: Well, smell ya later. *Tries to flee*

Newt: NO!! Not this time you little thief. *Grabs him by the stomach*

Niffler: NOOOO!!!!!!!! Come big guy let me go, please. *tries to break free*

Newt: Again, I said no. Now lets see what you have in that pouch. *Grabs him by the feet and shakes him upside down* *Bunch of shiny things are getting out* That is a lot right there Niffler. 

Jacob: ‘What the hell is going on here. Why am I here, again. I hope no one goes down the here.’ 

Niffler: You better not tickle me, Newt or you’ll be sorry. 

Newt: I’ll take my chances, Nif *tickles Niffler*

Niffler: NO!! STOP IT!!!!! *Laughs* *tries to break free* STOP IT NOW!!!! *Laughs harder* *Expensive jewelry falls down to the pile beneath them* NOT MY PRECIOUS JEWELRY!!!!!!!

Oda…dear Oda, I love you…but seriously… WTF?! what the actual fuck? My eyes are crying blood, You were drunk and this is a mistake right?
Because this is even more ugly that Sanji’s yellow pants and orange jacket of the cover 81. Uglier than his crocs in film gold. Uglier than his skypiea outfit.
I HOPE that they are all blond and we are gonna see them blond in the flashback and simply their hair have been dyed, for whatever mysterious reason, perhaps cause they are all a bunch of losers. (except Reiju, of course, she is still beautiful). Look at Yonji/Harambe…I can’t..

SO MY NIDUS PIECE GOT FEATURED ON PRIMETIME AND THE COMMENTS WERE GOLD OH MY GOD

( you can see the feature at about 42:30 right here )

AND THE DEVS GIGGLED ABOUT THE BULGE TOO I’M LOSING MY MIND LOL. THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED WHEN I DIE CRUSHED BETWEEN TYL REGOR’S ASSCHEEKS

PokeSpe Dance Academy AU

MOSTLY PRECIOUSMETALSHIPPING AND ORIGINALSHIPPING BUT WHATEVER.

~Red and Green are respected choreographers.

~Red is mainly a hip hop dancer but Green dabbles in everything.

~They enter nationals each year in their respective categories and always win.

~But then A kid named Gold challenges Red.

~ RED BARELY MANAGES TO WIN.

~So Red decides to teach him. Gold is so fucking excited of course he accepts.

~Green meets Silver and Yellow while judging a ballet competition.

~He’s drawn to them because they dance so unlike anything he’s seen before.

~Yellow is in the typically male position and lifts Silver a bunch and Silver is just so light and delicate.

~He then hears rumors that Silver used to be in a gang.

~He invites them to join his class he teaches with Red.

~Red sees Blue in a dance battle on the streets and after she tries to steal his wallet she realizes who he is.

~He invites her too and she just shrugs, not caring.

~ Red and Green notice that Gold and Silver automatically hate each other.

~Silver does lots of Ballet and contemporary.

~Gold does Hip Hop and popping animation and what ever he feels like.

~Yellow does ballet and Jazz.

~Blue is a freestyle dancer.

~Also Gold is pansexual and flirts with EVERY HUMAN BEING.

~One day Green and Red force them to work together on a contemporary piece with lots of touching and lifting and it’s just really romantic.

~Silver is just like “ Guys no that’s gay and I don’t fucking trust him to lift me.”

~Green’s just like “lol too bad you guys are entering it in a competition”

~So Yellow, Green,Blue and Red sit back and tell them to run through the whole routine.

~And when Gold and Silver are dancing the chemistry becomes tangible.

~They story of the dance is that they are two absolutely hopelessly in love people so they are supposed to act and smile like they love each other.

~Near the end Silver is supposed to give this soft look at Gold and when Gold sees him smiling warmly at him and how gentle and vulnerable he looks he just feels something click and feels all fuzzy.

~He doesn’t realize why he feels like this.

~When they finish and look at the others.

~Green is speechless.

~Blue softly whispers “Holy shit.”

~Red says “….I felt that…”

~Yellow video taped it.

~Blue gets a shit eating grin when she sees how much their blushing.

~So the next day Yellow walks in and says “YOU GUYS HAVE GONE VIRAL”

~Silver just groans and angrily goes back to warming up.

~The school has a practice day between all the classes.

~Green and Red are asked to demonstrate a dance.

~They just casually do a really suggestive dance, completely straight faced.

~Later when everyone pairs up to do an improvised dance they choreograph themselves, Silver gets paired with a random guy and Gold gets paired with Blue.

~He gets all excited and says “Hell yes! We can do an awesome hip hop dance!”

~But later when they are supposed to preform he doesn’t understand why he feels so angry and sad when he sees Silver dancing with the guy.

~Blue suggests he might be jealous.

~But he just brushes it off.

GUYS ASK ME ABOUT THIS AU I MADE UP I LOVE IT.

It’s been a while since I last inked anything traditionally and had it turn out nice :’)
Wanted to try out one of the glittery Sakura Gelly Roll pens I randomly got in a small bunch of art stuff my dad got for free from a yard-sale or something, and figured the gold would make for a lovely accent!

This is kind of influenced/based off a sketch set I did like, two years ago? Three maybe? Mostly just the pose tho OTL

Also part of the reason I’m posting this is to let others know that I probably won’t be posting much - if at all - in the next little while.
My grandpa suddenly passed away around 11:30 last night after being diagnosed with leukemia a couple weeks ago at the most, and it’s hit us really hard, especially since it’s almost exactly two years after my grandma passed away under pretty similar circumstances.

I’m just really not feeling inspired or motivated to do a whole lot right now… which also goes to answering asks and such :/
[I promise I’ll get to them when I’m feelin’ up for it, though!]

However! I’m still super pumped for RWBY Vol. 4 though!! :)
I’m really diggin’ some of the new outfits they’ve been revealing!

Also holy shit, why are there no decent purples in both my Crayola and Prismacolor sets???? It’s all just this pink/red bullshit, lmao [that or it’s a super dark, blue-tinted purple]

Having your potion and eating it, too

Context: So I started in with a group that had been playing a campaign for a while now, and my character, a particularly adventurous monk, is abrasive at best, so takes no crap, right? Well, after the party takes out an undead ogre, we all walk into its little hidey hole to see what loot we could get. After finding a chest, the party’s bard manages to open it up with a key found by hacking the ogre to pieces on a hunch, he found a bunch of gold, which he immediately pocketed, and a strange potion that was a color and smell none of us recognized. Then this occurred.

Me (the monk): I dare you to drink it.
Bard: uh, how about no? Why don’t you drink it?
Me: because I dared you first
Bard (ooc): I want to cast charm person on her to try and convince her to drink the potion.
Me (also ooc): oh hell no. If you fail the roll, you’re gonna eat it, now.

He failed the roll miserably.

2

Just a little sketchy semi-sequel to this post

I was surprised that post did so well. To me, it was just a doodle, but it was really nice to see something I did be so appreciated. I hope I can continue to contribute :)

Gonna be going to the synagogue’s Purim celebration tomorrow. Theme for my outfit: “as many gaudy, clashing patterns as possible”

represented thus far:

  • sweater with a bunch of gold baubles on it
  • aloha print shirt
  • striped jacket
  • headband w/ a floral arabesque

gonna see if I can also find my pink polka-dot scarf. if not, might go with a houndstooth necktie or my Halloween-themed scarf.

K.K. Slider Diehard Badge

Requirements

Bronze: see K.K. Slider live 20 times 

Silver: see K.K. Slider live 50 times

Gold: see K.K. Slider live 100 times

Difficulty: Easy

K.K. Slider appears at Club LOL every Saturday night after 8pm. Listening to one of his songs counts once towards this badge, but fear not you don’t have to wait 100 Saturday nights to get gold. After listening to KK ask him for another song - while you won’t get a copy of this to take home it does count to the total for the badge. Just keep asking for another song to quickly (well, slowly) rack up the required numbers. It will probably still take a few Saturdays to get gold but at least you don’t need to wait two years, or time travel a bunch.

As with other many other badges there’s no easy way to see how many times you’ve listened to him already so I recommend keeping track on your phone or using the 3DS’s built in game notes.

  • Gold: Do you have a bucketlist?
  • Silver: A what-list?
  • Gold: A bucketlist. Stuff you want to do before you kick the bucket.
  • Silver: I'm assuming that's figurative.
  • Gold: ?
  • Gold: Oh, kick the bucket means you die.
  • Silver: So a bucketlist would be things you want to do before you die.
  • Gold: Right! I want to see every horror movie out there, go to the giant amusement park in Fuchsia, be millionaire--no, trillionaire, oh and I want to be famous too, probably and actor or something, but I'd settle for being a musician, I want to have a job where I don't have to do anything and get paid a bunch, live in a city, and not Goldenrod because it's ugly, I want to have movies made about me, and I want to catch Raikou for real. What about you?
  • Silver: I want to be old.
  • Gold: Why would you ever<i> want </i>to be old?
  • Silver: I mean I want to live long enough to be old.
  • Gold: That's lame. Come on, dude, have some ambition! What's something you've always wanted to do?
  • Silver: *thinks*
  • Silver: *shrugs* Nothing.
  • Gold: Okay, then where do you want to be in twenty years?
  • Silver: You mean other than alive?
  • Gold: *sarcastic* Yeah, duh.
  • Silver: Oh, I dunno. Healthy and not in jail for one thing.
  • Gold: Dude come on, I'm being serious with this!
  • Silver: Well so am I!
  • Gold: But...
  • Gold: Okay then, if you could wish for three things, what would you wish for?
  • Silver: I wish for stuff all the time. That doesn't make it appear.
  • Gold: Oh my god dude just pretend!
  • Silver: You mean hypothetically?
  • Gold: Sure! Whatever works!
  • Silver: Then I would wish for *counts off on fingers* a bed, a roof, and a mom.
  • Gold:
  • Gold: That's it? That all you want?
  • Silver: I didn't grow up with the stuff you have, remember?
  • Gold: But wouldn't that make you want more things?
  • Silver: Not really. Maybe with some people, but I've never met one.
  • Gold: *is quiet for a long time*
  • Gold: Could it be that the more stuff a person has, the more they want?
  • Silver: Like greed, you mean?
  • Gold: Uhh, sure.
  • Silver: *shrugs* Dunno, but that's the deepest thing I've ever heard you say.

i always see stuff where fake ah crew ryan’s shipped with someone else and he gives them creepy gifts like human hearts and whatnot but consider:

  • lindsay leading michael to a spot with a beautiful view of los santos and triggering a bunch of explosions for his birthday
  • michael committing the biggest diamond heist in world history for hers
  • christmas is a nightmare of men’s clothing stores being robbed and animal shelters being held hostage as michael frantically scoops up cats for his wife
  • “happy valentine’s day honey! i got you a shot gun and the address of that guy who cut you off in traffic last week”
  • every time the ground shakes and a porta-potty full of gold is stolen everyone just sighs and carries on with their day
  • “did you guys see that huge explosion wth???” “/bored sigh/ must be their anniversary.”
Tell Me You're Lying - Hayes Grier
Requested

“Hi! How’s everyone today?” I ask my YouNow viewers.

I read the comments to see everyone’s responses. I laugh at a few odd ones. One says that they’re really high on chocolate, another says that they lost their soul and now they can’t find it.

“Seems like everyone is great. Oh, a few people are hungry. Get some food guys! To the person that lost their soul, check under the bed. I found my laptop there yesterday, don’t ask why because I really don’t know how that happened.”

I see someone ask how Hayes and I are.

“Hayes and I are great. He recently bought me this beautiful necklace,” I tell them as I show them the necklace around my neck with my birth stone hanging on a white gold chain.

“He’s such a sweetie.”

A few people are saying how sweet that is, how pretty it is and a bunch of people are commenting ‘aww’.
A few comments catch my eye. They ask if I forgave him for what he did and how he’s such a jerk.

“Um why are people asking if I forgave him? He hasn’t done anything wrong, has he?”

Different scenarios flash through my mind. Did he break one of my things and I didn’t know about it or did he accidentally leak my email or my parents phone numbers?

Some people are just as confused as I am. Others are telling me to stay strong and then I see it. At first I don’t believe it but then other comments are saying similar things.

I start to feel queasy. I put on a fake smile so that I do not worry anyone.

“Sorry guys, I’m suddenly not feeling too well. I might come on again later. Hope you all have a good day.”

I switch off my stream and log into twitter. My notifications are filled with wishes of luck and strength but I’m not interested in those. I want to find proof of what people are saying is true.
I find a video which is pretty blurry but I could still tell it was Hayes.
He was leaning into a girl with blond hair and they were kissing. It wasn’t like a normal staged kiss. Anyone could easily tell that there was a connection between them. I thought that the only romantic connection Hayes had with a person, was with me.

I stop the video halfway, unable to watch anymore of their make out session. I needed to process everything.
I thought we were happy together but it was clear that I was the only one in this relationship that thought so.
I decide to push all my unstable emotions down and text Hayes to come over. I didn’t want to have this conversation with him over the phone because I want to see the emotions on his face when I confront him.
He texts me back saying that he’ll be over soon.

I sit on the floor trying to control my breathing. I don’t know how long I stay on the floor but knocking on the door pulls me out of my thoughts.
I open it and I see Hayes. He smiles at me.
The smile that made my heart beat faster. The smile that I loved. The smile that could make me smile even when I didn’t think I could. The smile I can’t trust anymore.

His smile drops when he sees the mess I’m in.

“Hey baby, what’s wrong?”

He tries to pull me into a hug but I stop him.

“I saw the video.”

He looks confused.
“What video are you talking about?”

I laugh bitterly.

“The video where you’re making out with a girl that is clearly not me.

He gets quiet and stares at the ground.

“It was one time.” He said it in such a low voice but I still heard it.

I tried to push back my tears but they came flooding out. I knew he was telling the truth but part of me wanted to believe that he would never cheat on me. Wishing that he was the wonderful guy I was able to trust with my heart.

“Tell me you’re lying. Tell me it’s all a lie. Please Hayes, convince me that this video is a joke.”

I wanted to stay strong but I can’t. I know that its wishful thinking but it would be so easy to pretend that this wasn’t real. It could be a terrible dream.

“I could tell you that this is all fake but I won’t. What is real is that I love you.”

“If you love me then tell me why you did it. Why would you do something that would hurt someone you love?”

He stares hard at the ground. I look at the ground too, unable to look at him any longer. I see the marks my tears have left on the carpet. They would eventually fade, just like my pain.

“It happened a month ago, after we fought.”

We did have a fight last month. It was over a trivial matter but we were both too stubborn to admit our mistakes. We ended up not speaking for a few days but then Hayes came to my place with a boom box playing the song Sorry by Justin Beiber.
It was the most clichéd but cutest thing I had ever witnessed. I immediately told him I was sorry too but he had seemed a little distant and had insisted on becoming a better boyfriend. It hadn’t occurred to me that he might’ve been with someone else. I just assumed he had missed me more than I thought.

“I went to a party that night and met my ex. I was so angry at you for being stubborn but I was more angry at myself for not manning up. It doesn’t matter to me if I’m wrong or right but it does to you. Your strong will is one of the reasons why I love you. It might be annoying at times but its also so inspiring.

"It was a mistake to do such acts with my ex. What her and I had in our past cannot be compared to the love I have for you. I was an idiot for doing that and all I ask is for a chance to regain your trust back. I do not care how long it takes but I will do my best to win you back.”

I stand there numb at Hayes’ words. I was sure that most people would say that he didn’t deserve a second chance. Maybe he didn’t but I’m not most people. It was not possible for me to stop loving him so suddenly but if it was somehow possible, that speech would’ve made me fall in love again.

I grab his hand and he looks up from the ground and his eyes meet mine. His beautiful blue eyes, full of sadness. I’m sure mine were the same.

“I know we are not perfect and we all make mistakes but I need time really think about my feelings. I don’t know if I can ever trust you again.”

He nods in understanding but I know that he’s hurting.

“Hayes, this might be a little selfish of me but I still love you so please wait for my decision.”

A few days later I log into my YouNow account and start a live stream.
I tell them about what happened between Hayes and I but I leave very personal parts out.

They ask if Hayes and I are back together.

I give them a small smile.

“We’re a little rocky at the moment but I think we’ve gotten to know more about each other that we hadn’t bothered to know before. We also hadn’t appreciated each other as much as we do now.

"We still love each other so I think it’s safe to say we’re getting back together but if anyone has any ideas about how I can prank him so that he doesn’t try to break my heart again, let me know.”

Request: Can you do a Hayes imagine where you find out from YouNow or something that Hayes cheated on you and then you decide what to do from there :-)