and rlly funny!!

a summary of criminal minds

gideon: *is haunted by his past*

rossi: *vague, inspiring quote*

garcia: (on speakerphone with morgan and like the president) spank me you statuesque god of chocolate thunder

jj: *is a glowing, beautiful ray of light*

hotch: (glaring) wheels up in 30

reid: actually, *super smart thing that nobody cares about*

morgan: *is in danger, is probably also talking to garcia* 

emily: (holding eight guns) fuck wit me