and rlly funny!!

@dreadfurry

remember when u used to have me pose for u so u could draw certain things

i still do this !! with everyone !!!! i make my girlfriend pose all the time it’s the most handy thing in the world !!! sometimes when we have guests over if i’m drawing they usually end up having to pose or do some weird face for me

a summary of criminal minds

gideon: *is haunted by his past*

rossi: *vague, inspiring quote*

garcia: (on speakerphone with morgan and like the president) spank me you statuesque god of chocolate thunder

jj: *is a glowing, beautiful ray of light*

hotch: (glaring) wheels up in 30

reid: actually, *super smart thing that nobody cares about*

morgan: *is in danger, is probably also talking to garcia* 

emily: (holding eight guns) fuck wit me

Honestly

tag yourself i’m the third sixth and seventh

lyrics from heathers songs but with no given context

“hOMO HOMO HOMO”

“no discernible personality but her mom did pay for implants”

“if i took a meat cleaver down the center of ur skull i’d have matching halves. thats very important”

“say goodbye to shamoo”

“let’s go tear up someone’s lawn”

“hOLY SHITHOLY SHIT HOLYSHIT HOLYSHIT”

“theres a 7-11 right there”

“lets rub eachothers backs while watching poor on cinemax ; )”

“hey is that weed?? i want a hit-”

“see i decided i must ride you till i break you”

“shUT YOUR MOUTH AND LOSE THEM TIGHTY WHITIES”

“get on all fours”

“how’d you find my address-”

“slap me! pull my hair! touch me there and there and there-”

“ow”

“i learned to kiss boys with my tongue”

“jeSUS YOURE MAKING ME SOUND LIKE AIR SUPPLY”

“i’M BIGGER THAN JOHN LENNON”

“i am more than just a source of handjobs”

“ugh you got a left hand. use it”

“my pants are rubbin like a hot cheese grater”

“i was hoping you’d rip my clothes off me, sport”

“sTOP BEINNG A DICK”

“I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON”

“hE LOVES HIS SON. HE LOVES HIS SON. HIS DEAD GAY SON”

“i didnt sleep. i sat and watched him breathing.

“he pulled a scab off one time playing kickball. kissed me quick and then pressed it in my hand. i took that scab and put it in a locket”

“smell how gangsta you are”

“hE EVEN SHOWED US YOUR COPY OF MOBY DICK”

“i wish i had more tnt”

 “say hi to god”