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my favorite thing
  • person watching Star Trek for the first time: It can't be that gay
  • same person ten minutes later: holy shit
The Real Top 100 NHL players of all time
  1. Wayne Gretzky
  2. Bobby Orr
  3. Alex Ovechkin
  4. Sidney Crosby
  5. PK Subban
  6. the amount of people annoyed by the fans of a stanley cup winning team
  7. Alex Trebek
  8. All of Me by John Legend
  9. Fifth Harmony
  10. Marntin
  11. When players use their water bottles upside down
  12. refs who swear at players
  13. Brad marchand’s nose
  14. the worm lawson crouse ate on a boat
  15. “Hanifin, That’s gotta be a battle win”
  16. Nate Mac’s OT winner against Sweden
  17. JAHNNY HACKEYY 
  18. johnny hockey ™
  19. the faces mitch marner made when they were reviewing his shootout goal
  20. henrik lundqvist sucking this year
  21. Las Vegas Golden Knights
  22. the bear that roars when the bruins get a power play
  23. oscar klefboms nickname being sexbomb
  24. taylor hall going from being cheered to booed in his return to edmonton
  25. I once was a kid with the other little kids Now I’m whippin’ up shows and ‘em fans goin’ wild with us Tell mommy I’m sorry This life is a party, i’m never growing up.
  26. John Scott
  27. Auston Matthews four goals in his first ever NHL game
  28. The Oilers being tied for top of the pacific in January
  29. the atlantic being an absolute mess
  30. totinos pizza rolls
  31. brad marchand calling himself “best player”
  32. martin jones and cam talbot being basically the same person
  33. Zdeno Chara breaking the hardest shot record every time he made it to the NHL All Star Game
  34. Evgeny Kuznetsov at one point being the highest scorer on the Washington Capitals
  35. People who say “every team has bad fans” slowly realizing it always seems to be flyers fans
  36. some old guy who makes “They have ice joke” about a southern team
  37. Tom “Daddy” Wilson 
  38. all the WAGs
  39. Sidney crosby’s tim horton’s commercials with Nate Mac
  40. The Merry Christmas banner i still have hanging in my apartment
  41. All the pet names Andre Burakovsky comes up for his teammates
  42. teams with star wars nights
  43. Paul Pierce
  44. the habs cwhl affiliate Les Canadiennes being 100x better than them
  45. nature documentaries
  46. people who cry at alarming noises (me)
  47. all the cats in the whole world
  48. some cool birds
  49. Jack Eichel trying to politely say the evergaldes tour was the worst thing he has ever done in his life
  50. connor becoming a daddy
  51. People who really want Nuge to shave
  52. the ship name McNugget in general
  53. Team USA beating Team Canada in the shootout at world juniors and canadians acting like it didn’t count because it was the shootout.
  54. Babcock having to buy wine for underage in his own country auston matthews
  55. self love the size of alex ovechkin’s
  56. boys wearing nail polish
  57. when you have “hey Siri” turned on and she just starts randomly talking to you.
  58. NHL Combine pictures
  59. the fact that the NFL fucking added dodge ball to the probowl
  60. the NHL taking away the brakaway challenge and then using almost exclusively breakaway challenge footage for their “best all star moments” montages.
  61. Jaromir Jagr breaking Gordie Howe’s age record
  62. Zdeno Chara being three kids in a trench coach
  63. Mitch marner being carded for a rated R movie
  64. Joe Jonas’ new band DNCE
  65. just guys bein dudes
  66. People who have to make their bed before they get back into it
  67. Connor Mcdavid (20) getting 100 points the same year Shawn Thornton (39) does as well.
  68. matt martin high sticking his own teammate and proceeding to yell at the other team about it anyway
  69. Jazzy Kadri
  70. Jake Gardiner’s rivalry with Jazzy Kadri
  71. Jake Gardiner’s sister being significantly hotter than him
  72. The lost look Jake Gardiner always has on his face
  73. Braden Holtby’s just all around style
  74. “why would i be the one to get the ring?”
  75. Zdeno Chara threatening to eat sidney crosby as a chirp. 
  76. Moana
  77. Wayne Simmonds finally making it to the NHL all star game
  78. steve dangles tweet about tim thomas shooting a tv in a chik fil a
  79. Geno’s terrible flip phone he used to film pres obama
  80. mixing up the “dad” contact and the “daddy” contact in your phone.
  81. only using snapchats for the filters
  82. Nicki Minaj’s masterpiece “Get On Your Knees” featuring Ariana Grande
  83. finnish draco malfoy valtteri filppula
  84. the count down clock on Claude Julien’s career while Therrien remains unthreatened.
  85. Carey Price not resigning with the habs when his contract runs out
  86. the fact that no one knows who Lupul is anymore
  87. Roman Josi not being the hottest Pred since the Subban trade
  88. adam mcquaid actually scored???
  89. that time Jaromir Jagr hooked evgeni malkin so noticably and the bruins scored in OT because of it
  90. bill clinton mispronouncing yzerman really bad
  91. saad not being that good 
  92. the fact that bobrovsky is literally going to win torts the jack adams
  93. nikita zaitsev actually having a son
  94. kitty sneezes
  95. kazoos
  96. all star by Smashmouth but every word is somebody
  97. Connor McDavid (97 get it)
  98. the oh mama don’t you cry usa hockey chant
  99. drake
  100. the fact that i came up with 100 things
OKAY HEADS UP FOR PEOPLE WHO HALLUCINATE/PEOPLE WITH PSYCHOSIS

tumblr has changed its messenger sounds to spooky/creepy halloween sounds instead of the usual sounds! IF YOU HEAR A WEIRD SOUND IT IS THAT AND NOT ANYTHING BAD YOU ARE JUST GETTING A MESSAGE FROM A FRIEND

the sounds are things like screams, scary laughs, creaking doors, heartbeats, howls, growls, CHAINSAW NOISES?? and things like that? be careful guys and remember you can turn off messenger sounds in your settings if this gets too much for you! stay safe out there have a good halloween friends

daily reminder

I think we should all take the time to appreciate that even pete wentz learns new things every day

ATTENTION literally anyone who sings

Hi guys!! So… this is a little weird and random, but I was wondering if any of my followers (or any of my follower’s followers) like to sing and maybe have the equipment to record themselves doing so!

I “wrote” a thing (I say wrote like that because it’s a parody of a James Blunt song, and only a little over half the lines have been changed) for Victuuri, and while I’m not half bad in a choir, I am never ever isolating my singing voice and putting it on the internet.

But I really, really want this to exist. Somewhere. By someone. Please?

Anyone who’s the least bit interested in this please message me! I’ll send you the lyrics and you can record however you like with them! (I don’t even particularly need lyric credit. I mean I’d probably be miffed if someone outright claimed it, but I mean, whatever. I borrowed someone else’s first, right?)

You know I'm sick of? People who make great art/fanfics of a gay ship and then go "Ooops I sinned"

I know you love the ships a lot, but I really wish people would stop calling it “sin”. And every time I see it, I feel even less welcome in the community.

You wouldn’t stand for someone in public calling it a “sin”, so why do you do it online?
Just please watch your words.

♥♥♥ Welcome All Winchesters is now up!!!

60k of pure Christmas-themed fluff: a human AU featuring fake-engaged!Destiel, a snowy log cabin, kinks and cuddles, bottom!Dean, and “oops we’re in love” happiness. also teacher!Cas and ferrets. ♥

I literally have not heard someone utter the r-word since I was in elementary school and I cannot believe that it was an accepted part of the almost adults script.  

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PLEASE SPREAD THIS! Alida Van Rooyen has gone missing. She’s 16 years old. She was last seen Monday night at her home in North Carolina. She supposedly went to SOUTH Carolina to meet a 20 year old man she met online and she hasn’t been since. Please share this everywhere incase someone has seen her. If you see her, please contact the police! Her family and friends are worried sick. (She also goes by her middle name “Simone) use this tag #BringHomeSimone

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why is it always the woman who has to see past the beast in the man? why does she always have to clean his wounds, even after he has damaged her beyond repair? why is it always the man who is worthy of forgiveness for being a monster?
I want to see the beast in the beauty.
the half smile, half snarl. the unapologetic anger. I would like to see the man forgive the monster. to see her, blood and all, and love her anyway.

beauty and the beast by caitlyn siehl

Everyone who reblogs this will get the entirety of The Drunk History Of FOB in their inbox written out.

Edit: Conditions apply. Firstly I can’t send it to you if you don’t have your damn ask box or submissions open. Secondly those with only ask box open might not end up receiving the whole thing because Tumblr doesn’t like me and it loses pieces.