and push ups

the most pure hp headcanons imho

harry: ex-auror, healer at st. mungos, specializing in pediatric care, bisexual as hell
hermione: defense attorney mostly dealing with magical creature, squib, and muggleborn cases, hasn’t stepped foot in the ministry in years, 3rd year in a row witch weekly’s most successful under 30
ron: stay at home dad, loves his hot wife, took time out before getting married to visit charlie on the range and has a nasty burn because of it, thinks it’s cool and shows it off whenever he’s drunk
ginny: harpies chaser, lesbian with a cute gf, probably has a full back tattoo
draco: has written like 5 books on potion brewing and antidotes, spends too much time in his home office, wears reading glasses, still gay


I don’t know what I’m going to do after this, I don’t know if there’s anything I can do. 
I’m pretty sure you can do anything, Ms. Grant.