and probably better than me

smilesean  asked:

ok i literally just had this headcanon a few minutes ago & i would write it but my writing is pretty shit and i'm sure yours is better (i mean everyone has probably better writing skills than me) anyways since you're looking for a request: mark, jack, amy, & signe do a video where they play a co-op online video game & there's just a bunch of cute/silly moments between septiishu & amyplier (and brotp moments between signe&amy, jack&mark, jack&amy, and mark&signe)

Yessss. Thank you for this, I hope this satisfies your needs (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧


- Jack would message Mark and be like “Sup bro. Hey Mark, do you and Amy wanna play prop hunt with me and Singe?”

- And Mark would ask Amy and she would be like “Sure!”

- So the four of them would get on a four way Skype call and start recording a video for prop hunt

- Singe and Amy would be the props first and choose some weird, crazy place to hide together and they would giggle about it together

- And Jack and Mark would walk past them like 50 times even though the girls are SO OBVIOUS and they would just die laughing at the stupidity of their boyfriends

- Then Jack would finally find them and be like “how are we so stupid” 

- “I don’t know man”

- The four of them would have a good laugh at it

- And now its time for the guys to be props and of fucking course Mark would choose to be the smallest thing on the map and chase Singe around and giggle his ass off about it

- Singe would finally realize and kill Mark after trying to shoot the lil shit 20 times

- “you’re such a 5 year old”

- “well I do have a mental age of 7

- Singe would then join Amy trying to find Jack

- And he’d be really obvious and jump every time Amy would pass his prop

- “Where are you you little Irish shit”

- Uncontrollable giggling from Jack and Mark because she is literally standing right next to him

- insert Mark saying a clever pun about Jacks prop

- Finally realizing and shooting him 

- Insert cute pun about Peebles from Jack cause fucking yes 

- The four of them generally having a fun time with lots of laughs and stupid jokes with the occasional dick joke cause what is prop hunt without dick jokes

wanna request something?

can we destroy the idea that people must apologise for poor english because whenever someone says that to me i break apart because no no you’re perfect you’re learning another language different from your native one and thats so much more than so many others, who expect everyone to just know english fluently

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~MC: Are you alright, sir?!

Jumin: G-give me a moment…

based off of @promiscuous-jalapeno‘s barista MC x jumin HC

EDIT: Quality dropped, im so sorry! high res if you click on them individually~

Just incase you don't know the cast of Hamilton, here's a brief summary:
  • Alexander: bastard, orphan, son of a whore; a short, whiny garbage can who can't fucking shut up
  • Aaron Burr: sir; loves his daughter; should not be trusted with a gun
  • Eliza: way to good for Alexander; probably smells like peppermint and love
  • Angelica: better than you; could punch me in the face and I would feel honored
  • John Laurens: 99% chance he was gay for Hamilton; wanted to free slaves
  • Hercules Mulligan: Brah, brah, he is Hercules Mulligan; made a "fucked your mom" joke in the 3rd song
  • Lafayette: French; raps fast; secretly was in love with George Washington
  • George Washington: Dad; tall and just wants to sit down for 2 seconds without worrying about Hamilton and Jefferson
  • Thomas Jefferson: Sassy; purple velvet; would marry France
  • James Madison: Sick; ball of anxiety
  • Philip Hamilton: like his father but bolder; 100% guarantee you will cry over him
  • Maria Reynolds: Married a horrible guy and can't be blamed for anything; she holds a special place in my heart
  • Peggy: ...and Peggy
Fallout Alternate Abbreviations and Cuss Phrases

OMG = Oh my Ghoul
FFS = Ferals’ Foul Sh*t
TMI = Too Many Institute
LMFAO= Lost My Freakin’ Ammunition,
Officer (or) Last Minuteman
Fetches Alcohol Order
ROTFL = Run Over The Flamin’ Lot
WTF = Where’s The Fatman

‘I don’t give a molerat’s left nut!’
‘F*cknuke!*
‘You A-bomb!’
‘Turdbomb’
'Cult-hole’ [Dunwich Borers ref.]
'Children of Assdom’
'Green as a Supermutant in May’
'Up and Atom, baby!’
'About as secure as a Pulowski’ [i.e. not at all]
'You radsucker!’

So….if Strong joined the Railroad, would that make him…the Green Lantern?

Edit: Thanks for all the likes and reblogs so far. I had no idea this would go down so well! Please, please submit / send your ideas to add to this list! Additional: GTFO= Gunners Throw Frags Over
'Sharper than a Bloodbug’s nose’
'You got a Deathclaw wish?’
'Hotter than an Assaultron’s wink’
'Such a ProDickTron…’
'Sour as Brahmin milk’
'Crazier than a rabid radstag on a rampage’
'FTW = For The 'Wealth!’ (As in Commonwealth).
'FUBAR = Fried Under Bright Atomic Radiation’
'SNAFU = Sanctuary Now A Friggin’ Urinal / …Fantastic Utopia
'TITS = The Institute Talks Sh*t’ (e.g. “Everybody knows TITS”

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Give me the fast food lesbians. Oh and with a side of a healthy relationship between Kiki Pizza and Sadie Miller, please, thank you.

one of my favourite things about episode 12 is how it was confirmed that yurio never really hated yuuri he was just disappointed in him bc he knows he can do better…. the way hes acted since ep 1 makes so much more sense and im honestly getting the vibe that yurio looks up too yuuri and this is why hes so disappointed in his idol when he fails??? i just 😢

archiveofourown.org
on the matter of familiars - HeavenlyDusk - All For the Game - Nora Sakavic [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Hey guys, I actually wrote a one-shot of my Witch!AU! It’s probably really bad, but hey, check it out.

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❄️   M e r r y    C h r i s t m a s    a n d   H a p p y    H o l i d a y s !   ❄️

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MAGAWD CAN YOU HEAR ME CRYING AS I POST THESE PICTURES?????

아이고ㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗ 나 맘이 아픈고 너 대문애 ㅠㅠㅠ 너무 귀여요서 ㅠㅠ

YOU HURT ME PARK CHANYEOL U HURT MEE 

생일축하 우리 팍찬열이~~~~ 우리 요다~~ 우리 귀여운 래퍼~~~ 너무 너무 사랑해요 ㅠㅠㅠㅠ 정말요. 내가 너 얼마 사랑한지 말할수없어요. 엑소에 많이 사랑할개요. 몸조심하고 밥 많이먹으서요 알아지? 행복하서요~ (백현 같이에서 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ) 한번도 말할게, 사랑해요~~ 찬열이 화이팅!!! >ㅅ<

Happy birthday my little ray of sun~ You deserve all the happiness, all the the fame and all that mushy stuff~

Stay happy and healthy ok? 

The signs as Steven Universe songs

Aries: Like a Comet

Taurus: Do It For Him/Her

Gemini: Steven and the Crystal Gems

Cancer: Steven’s Lament (I Don’t Want That For You)

Leo: Stronger Than You

Virgo: Giant Woman

Libra: Love Like You

Scorpio: Strong In The Real Way

Sagittarius: Be Wherever You Are

Capricorn: What Can I Do For You

Aquarius: We Are the Crystal Gems

Pisces: Let Me Drive My Van Into Your Heart

  • Ahsoka: I can probably last 24 seconds without swearing.
  • 
Anakin: Better than me. I usually am okay as long as I’m – Wait, no, I swear then too. Never mind.
  • 
Ahsoka: You didn’t swear when you said that.
  • 
Anakin: Listen here, you shit, I didn’t come here to be disrespected.
The MBTI types I know irl

ENTJ
- My little sister
- Forever bitter about being the youngest child
- Ready to fight 24/7 but is also more bark than bite
- Tries to give sophisticated arguments, sounds like a 12 year old on Tumblr

INTJ
- We don’t talk about the INTJ.

ENTP
- Technically not an irl friend but an internet friend
- Would probably have top bants if/when we ever get to hang out irl
- Is also confused by Fi 
- ‘Apazzles’

INTP
- Me
- I’m great
- Probably smarter than you
- Jks hahahahahahaha I am a failure

INFJ
- Genuinely cares but also wasn’t good at actually picking up on when I needed their support
- Tried to get me to open up at times when I was actually fine instead
- The biggest Disney nerd
- Simultaneously cares too much and doesn’t give a fuck

ENFJ
- Understands me on an emotional level probably better than anyone else because it’s just the binary opposite of them
- Just knows
-
Has so many problems but tries so hard to be positive 
- Tends to over estimate their ability to read people and ends up judging too hard but now knows this is a problem and is working on it
- Yellow

INFP
- My brother
- Is the sensitive™ sibling
- Video games and nerd stuff
- Debates
- Basically the INTP stereotype but with more feelings

ENFP
- Marmites 
- One is one of my best friends and one is someone I loath with every fibre of my being
- Technically I know three and they literally never stop laughing???
- Like it really wasn’t that funny
- Surprisingly rational in serious situations
- Zero tolerance for bullshit
- Wish they were more consistent though
- Please remember that just because something is good in the immediate context that doesn’t mean you should forget the other factors

ESFJ
- Sweetest individual I have ever had the privilege to know
- Literally never letting go of them go find your own this one is mine
- Travelled all the way up to my uni last minute with bath stuff and a candle thing and cake mix and a cake tin (all of which hold some significance) because I was sad
- Huggable
- Just wants everyone to be happy

ISFJ
- In love with Tom Hiddleston
- Fashion ‘n stuff
- Always on your side
- Not a fan of confrontation but will support you no matter what
- History nerd

ISTJ
- My dad ikr contain your surprise
- Personality clash tbh
- Has rules that while generally beneficial do have exceptions but refuses to acknowledge this and ends up just being an inconvenience
- Good at helping organise stuff and always offering to review things
- Likes planning dinners and things and sometimes reads out facts about specially occasions 

ISFP
- Anime nerd
- Likes animation and other arty stuff
- Rants 
- Too many feelings
- Handle with care