and print my resumes


“This was my first big audition for pilot season, and I was so broke. I didn’t have money to do my laundry, so I was washing my clothes in my bathroom sink. And then, I ran up the street and begged the guy at the laundry mat that I go to, all the time, to please let me dry my clothes there because I had a big audition the next morning. So, he let me dry my clothes for free. I stayed up all night, printing out resumes and headshots.” - Ashleigh Murray on her ‘Riverdale’ audition

The man at the ups store let me print my resume for free and because of his help I got the job. I have to go and thank him. 😭❤️

Day 2/100

Today I woke up early and made myself a planner to organize my week 🙊
I have a lot on my plate and a lot of work to catch up to since my PC died two weeks ago! I will start slowly with just some administrative jobs like looking up articles for my case report and printing some resumes I made for pediatrics! I’ll probably already read the articles since it is Sunday and I finally have some time to get things started! I’ll update you all later on how far I got!

qcrip  asked:

Hi I'm Maci 17 / Katz's Fursona / Gerard Way lover. Gender will pay for it's hubris. Pay in blood. Unlike the killjoys, who are hubris-free and shouldn't suffer. I love Stitch. Goodnight jk I'm not actuallt sleeping ever

I’m printing this out and using it as my resume

Hm. Today I went and inquired about job openings in person, but! I was a dummy and had only outdated copies of my resume, and the library accepts only cash for printing which I don’t have on me. So I guess tomorrow I’ll head somewhere with a printer and do that business. But I shouldn’t beat myself up. I accomplished stuff today! Maybe not what I wanted to exactly, but I still went out, inquired, talked to people, and even made the beginnings of a connection with this local used bookstore owner. I also bought a used book for $2! So I should feel good.

Going to practice writing katakana now and maybe read a bit before going out tonight.

Have to be easier on myself, but still push myself to accomplish things. Set achievable goals each day, but be open to flexibility.

i went and picked up my new business cards and got my resumes printed and the staples store manager was the one helping me cause the other guy was busy and he was saying how great they looked and i told him i’m going to a career fair tomorrow and he was like ‘wow!! you’ll definitely stand out!!!!!’ i mean it’s a career fair at an art school so maybe not but it was nice to hear it from a stranger :’)) 


“Oh, good. You’re up,” Yazzie says upon entering the kitchen, grinning at Francisco, while he’s putting his t-shirt on. “Morning. Awesome place, by the way. Do you know how Javito likes his coffee? I wanna do the whole breakfast in bed thing. Oh! Also I have my resume with me. Printed it out on paper just for you. I’ll bring it out later, if you want.”

IT IS DONE. And I am exhausted. Seriously. wtf.

The G2 Creators in some of their alt clothing, they change their clothes and looks a lot in the comic. Consider this their CMYK classy artist clothes :> Each of their draft lines are a different color of CMYK, G1 is RGB. Imagni has cyan draft lines. She sketched her dress, lol.

…. *fawns over handsome Unusti*

I have an emergency electric bill hanging over my head from last month that i need to pay this week or we’ll be cut off. This month hasn’t been particularly kind to me as predicted, both money and headwise. But i’m not going out without a fighto! I’ve been working my ass off and I’m still behind with a lot of stuff but i’m getting through it all bit by bit, like I do. 

I’m going to be ordering these prints this week so I’m now selling them at £15 (GBP not $ or euros) each. That price includes my shipping worldwide. If you’d like a SIGNED A3 print of this badboy then hit me up via PM and i’ll send you details for paypal etc ASAP. I need to sell at least 10 of these to pay my bill and unfortunately my Patreon only gives me money when i’ve done comic pages at the start of every new month, so the timing on this bill is really crap. Seriously 1 meal a day isn’t fun _^^^_; But i’m working on Engelbaum so I don’t care, I knew it was going to be tough and it’s worth roughing it out until things pick up. So please please if you’d like my latest print drop me a PM. 

*resumes gross cry position under desk* rrrrrr

Weird Al Yankovic  {Sentence Starters}
  • "It took all of my life for me to learn this trade."
  • "Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code."
  • "Remodelling is my only passion."
  • "I finally made it through med school!"
  • "I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"
  • "Got my new resume. It's printed in Comic Sans."
  • "We can go to see a show, but I'll make you pay."
  • "They're beggin' me to move outta town..."
  • "I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer!"
  • "Won't the folks back home be jealous?"
  • "Back off and enjoy the show!"
  • "I've got a secret trick up my sleeve!"
  • "How come you're always such a fussy young man/woman?"
  • "I'm the greatest in the business!"
  • "When you're telling me about your feelings, I try not to yawn."
  • "I instagram every meal I've had."
  • "Hey, it said they're free!"
  • "Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?"
  • "Well, I never made it past the second grade."
  • "No reason I should regret all the attention I get."
  • "I think the toast is done!"
  • "Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?"
  • "Watch out for that tree!"
  • "I still make a mistake or two."
  • "They're finally primed for world domination."
  • "Your table manners are some cryin' shame!"
  • "What on earth would make a man decide to do that kind of thing?"
  • "I never seem to finish all my food..."
  • "There is nothing in the world I can't fix !"
  • "I'm protected cause I made this hat from aluminum foil!"
  • "Do you believe in love at first sight?"
  • "Maybe I'll just rewire your house for fun!"
  • "I said you can have whatever you like."
  • "Here's a waiver for you to sign."
  • "I'm not crazy, I perform this way!"
  • "But someday I'll prove there's a big conspiracy!"

looeesa-deactivated20160104  asked:

nah slay is the mom. you're like that vodka aunt that stays in the corner of the family party smoking and always have a crazy story about something illegal she did in vegas and you're pretty sure she has killed a man.


Me: [in a seductive robot voice] Hello future client, I am what is called a professional, here is my high quality portfolio and resume and business card with my details printed in which you can contact me

So I made the trek out this morning in this crazy weather to find some sort of employment. I printed 20 copies of my resume and reassured the guy I would more than likely be back to print out more. I make my first stop, hired. I FOUND EMPLOYMENT!!! I start Monday. I’d add more inspirational shit but I’m just going to replace it with emojis for now. 👨🙏😭🙌👍💫😎😁👏💸🎉🎊