and plus this is cute okay... OKAY

Rating Of Every Raichu Sprite From Main Series Pokemon Games

Pokemon Red/Blue: 

Detailed for what limited pallets the gameboy had back than, slightly minamalist and simplistic in design as all gen 1 Pokemon are.  I respect this elder regardless for his original design. 9/10

Pokemon Yellow:

A PERFECT BOY!!  Look at that expression full of excitement!  I wish we could have seen more of this quality Raichu in this game.  10/10

Pokemon G/S: 

Designers, c’mon now.  This isn’t fair.  You can’t just make me choose between TWO sprites to rate!!  But if I have to choose, than I prefer 1st sprite.  He’s fat, powerful and that expression on his face just screams of smugness.  The second Raichu, however, seems to have more mischievous expression rather than aggression.  Both receive a 7/10.  

 Pokemon R/S/E/FR/LG: 

Not as fat, but I do like his “PUT EM UP, SCRUB” pose. 9/10

Pokemon D/P:

He’s finally relaxed, he’s no longer in constant attack mode!  I’m so proud of him of his comfort around others!  11/10

Pokemon Platinum: 

 I am concerned for his sudden shift in weight gain, but as long as he feels comfortable with his weight however, than so do I.  Now there’s just more of this big boy to hug. 9/10

Pokemon HG/SS: 

What a joyful expression!  An improvement to the previous 2nd gen sprites. I trust him. 10/10. 

Pokemon B/W/B2/W2:

Another quality sprite!  This one takes inspiration from the mid animation frame from 4th gen, I see!  I appreciate the reference.  Also, look at the those LEGS! 9/10

Pokemon X/Y/OR/AS

Not much detail, and I miss his expressions and pose.  He’s happy with his transcendence to 3D but I miss the little details. :( 5/10

Pokemon Sun/Moon:

NOW THAT’S MORE LIKE IT!!  The happiest boy I’ve ever seen.  Unratable, to put a number on his perfection would be a crime.  He’s not quite as chubby however, but he must be light enough to fit on his tail.  Still enjoys a Malasada every now and than.  Finally gets his time in spotlight with his new found psychic powers away from the popularity of Pikachu.  He’s even got his own Z-move!  Good job, little buddy on your rise to stardom!  

Imagine The Pretty Setter Squad like:

-So it all starts when Oikawa casually brings up Iwaizumi’s glorious arms and biceps and fawns over them and passes pictures of them around during one of their Setter Squad meet ups.
-Then Suga retaliates by pointing out how thick and gorgeous Daichi’s thighs are. And “Who can resist that face? He’s an amazing leader and would be a great dad.”
-“Ohoho this is war!!”
-So they all start arguing over whos boyfriends are the best as husband material.
-Akaashi and Kenma argue that “Okay but Bokuto-san’s muscles and-” “Kuro’s abs-” “Plus Kuroo-san thighs are also really hot and-” “Bokuto’s ass…” “They’re both really kind and caring and funny (and idiotic) as well…” “Perfect Husband material…”
-Shirabu gets all salty and literally brings out a magazine pointing out how Ushijima has an amazing body and how his face is hot enough to be a model and “Wow look at him shirtless…” and “He’s 3rd best and beat Bokuto-san.” (Akaashi and Kenma let that one slide cuz okay that one is true.) “He’s really innocent that’s cute.”
-“Why do you keep magazines with Ushibaka in them…”-Oikawa
-Semi just kinda… “Tendou is… hot in his own way… and is… sweet?” *nervously sweats*
-“Iwa-chan is great with kids and knows how to cheer people up and helps anyone who needs it.”
-Kageyama who has been quiet all this time just calmly pulls out a picture of a smiling Hinata with a volleyball and the cuteness radiating from it is enough to get everybody blushing.
-“Hinata doesn’t have what you call the hottest body and to be honest I’m the seme but he is the cutest and everyone loves him. He can make you smile no matter what. Perfect waifu. I win.” He says with a smug face.
-“$5 from all of you please senpais. Thanks.”
-Oikawa flips the table.
-They get kicked out.

What’s Mine Is Yours

Originally posted by luisafuchsluisa

Summary: Cas asks reader an interesting question that leads to something surprising…

Pairing: Dean x reader (x Cas)

Word Count: 2,200ish

Warnings: smut (oral, threesome), language

A/N: Look what I found hiding in my drafts. Sharing is caring, am I right?…


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My IRL Otherkins story.

Alright, so I go to an animal college in the UK. Its pretty respectable, most people act like.. Well like teenagers do, ands its all around okay. You meet other people who love animals, so its cool

Then i met these three people. two neon dyed hair, piercings and the lot. Now this is pretty normal at the college, the whole dyed hair and piercings thing. But these girls wore  giant onesies and odd shirts. One was very tall chick with neon pink/blue hair and i think a leopard onesie, one was smaller girl, and a little bit plumper with black/white hair (think Curella devil) and a ferret onesie.  and the last one was.. Trans i think. They had the typical short hair and referred to themselves as he.. He wore a shirt that said “Rats > Children"  ANYWAY I’ll call them “Pink, Black and Brown” because that was their hair colours.

  They were sat talking about Rodents (My specialty that i work with) So i figured “Eh they’ll be okay.” so i approached them and said “Hi! You like rodents too do you?”

“Brown :Oh yes I love Rats especially!” so i got excited, because rats are my main animal i study, so i was like

Me: Oh thats cool, I dont see many other people who love rodents as much as i do.“

Brown: Yeah, they are my kin animal!”

It was that moment i realised id fucked up.

me: “Oh uh… Yeah?”

Brown: “Yup! I eat nothing buts nuts, seeds and fruit. The same diet i give my rats!.”

Me: “… Rats are omnivores though”

Brown: “Actually they can live off of just that diet! I’ve had rats for three years, haha! i know my stuff. -w-”

Me: “… I’ve kept rodents for ten years, and yes while you can feed them that diet. They do need protein and-”

*Brown starts to get offended and decided shouting will make me go away, so i turn to the other two and gesture at them.*

Black: Actually Brown… She is right.

Brown: *stares angrily at black untill she looks away nervously* Whatever.

Me: Uhhh… So what about you guys? *turns to pink and black* Favorite animals? Lemme guess- Ferrets and Leopards?“

Pink: Well duh. They are our kin animals.

Me: Ohh… You’re all otherkins then?

Black: Y-yeah…

Me: ... How did you find out you were kins anyway?

Pink: Brown told me I was kin. she taught me about tumblr and how kins and what they are. It explains why I steal too.

(I didnt know Leopards go around pickpocketing and stealing groceries, but ok)

Me: … Okay. And you?

Black: Uh… I have a lot in common with a ferret, they are cute, friendly, like eating meat and being wild and free. Plus Brown told me. I have tumblr too…

(For those who dont know. Ferrets dont live in the wild. + They arent friendly unless they are bred,)

Me: Ohh.. Okay. *pulls a face when i thought they werent looking*

Pink: Whats with that face? If you’re making fun of us i’ll beat the shit outta you. *twitches like a serial killer would*

Me: Charmed… Im gonna go okay? see you about.

Two weeks later i was at the college store, and the police arrived and arrested Pink (now blue) for shoplifting the day before. Howd they find her so easily? Well when you shoplift in a fucking leopard onesie you stand out like a sore thumb. She eventually got kicked out for attacking a teacher, trying to bite him screaming "Im a feral animal not a human!”

Brown and Black are still on campus… sometimes. Whenever they arent “triggered” by someone telling them Otherkins arent real or when they arent being suspended for telling the teachers theor “real diets” for their spirit animals or saying they know better then the proffesionals who worked with their animals for over 10 years. How they still have a place i do not know.

– How absolutely dreadful lmao
Full Benefits

Full Benefits

Word count: 5.6k

Genre: smut, angst, fluffy ending (?)


You and Namjoon had a special relationship, you mean there were plenty of people who had ‘friends with benefits’ relationship. Then again yours was still a little different because you two were close friends before and still were close friends. You spent most days together, not always have to do anything sexual.

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Happy Birthday, Bucky!

Summary: AU! Bucky comes home from work to a celebration in his honor.

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader, plus some dad!Bucky feels

Word Count: 982

Warnings: fluff and cuteness overload

A/N: This is a one-shot (my first one on this blog!) in honor of Bucky’s 100th birthday (and in honor of me reaching 2k+ followers). I was in mighty need of some Time After Time Bucky, so that’s the family I used. I wrote this in like fifteen minutes to try to make up for my previous story’s angst.

HBD Old Man!

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Title: Just the Three of Us (Part 2.)

CHAPTER TITLE: We Meet Again

(Part 2 to The Bachelor Party)

Character(s): Simon x Reader (pre-apocalypse)
Summary:
After moving to Atlanta, you finally see a familiar face. 
Word Count: 5,247
Warning: SMUT!!! 
Author’s Note: Since Simon isn’t in the comics, I didn’t know what he used to do before the apocalypse, so I made something up. Just wait until part three comes out. Any guesses on what may happen and who may appear? ;) Enjoy!!!! 

(GIF Source: @heartfulloffandoms​)

It had been a year since Jason’s bachelor party. You saved up just enough money to put yourself through school for the first year and after receiving your acceptance letter to an art institute in Atlanta, Georgia, you were more than ready to move out of Las Vegas.

Every time you had to work a bachelor party, you thought back to the two older men that caught your interest: Negan and Simon. There was a likely chance that you would never see them again; Las Vegas was a tourist city. Majority of the people in Las Vegas were tourists for  vacation.

Since moving to Atlanta, you realized it was completely different than Las Vegas. It was much quieter than what you were used to, but you enjoyed it. You managed to get a job as a bartender downtown. The tips alone helped a great deal with bills and your tuition.  

When you left Las Vegas, you also left the life of being a stripper. It was never something you wanted to do long-term.

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megsandroses  asked:

"i'm gonna do this." gillian says and she laughs, holding her phone. david freezes and his heart starts beating faster. "oh no, you're not." he tells her seriously, which makes her laugh even harder. "gill, give me the phone. i mean it." "no." "gillian." "david." she dares him. she's looking into his eyes and she's daring him. she's waiting for his next move. he doesn't know what to do. he seems helpless. he looks at her and he begs her with his sight. she doesn't give in. only laughs louder.

“gillian, give me this fucking phone. let’s forget the whole thing and make sweet and tender love.” “no.” “okay. let’s make hard and fast love.” she laughs again. he loves her too much. “it’s tempting but no, thank you.” “gillian, i’m begging you. i’ll do anything you want.” “anything?” “yes.” “alright… you’ll go to baftas with me. you’re gonna be holding my hand, you’ll be smiling at me and you’ll kiss me in front of the crowd.”

he doesn’t have to think about it. they’ve already discussed it. they both decided that they’ll come out once they both feel ready. seems like she does so he’s got nothing left to lose. he looks at her and sees that she’s not joking. he gets serious, too. “i’ll go to the baftas if you marry me.” “what?!” “you know how i feel. i know how you feel. we both want this to be forever. i can kneel right now or at any other occasion. you just have to say yes.” “i’ll say yes if you move in with me.” david thinks about it. he knows it’s not impossible anymore. his kids are grown up, they’ll be still seeing him over the weekends, he may get used to the rain and weird accent. “i’ll move in with you if you agree to do more x-files.” “oh my god, are you serious? david, we’re too old for that shit.” “speak for yourself.” “i am. i’m tired. i’m old and i don’t want to wear that terrible wig ever again.” “so no x-files?” “no.” “okay, i won’t move in with you.” “okay, i won’t marry you.” “i won’t go with you to baftas.” “i will post that photo of you!" david freezes again. she’s laughing again. 

"alright” he sighs. “let’s take it slow, step by step, okay? you won’t post this photo, i’ll consider going as your plus one. you’ll consider marrying me. and now you’re gonna put that phone away and get naked again.” she agrees. when she lays on his chest she smiles. “you know i wouldn’t post that picture in the first place, right?” “what?” “i wouldn’t. you’re too cute to share." 

(i got carried away and it doesn’t make sense, sorry :D)


Oh my god! It’s so sweet, and also, what the hell was on that picture????!!!!

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What happens when you have a ‘Srs Vidder,’ a shiny new show, and a beloved old series?

Technically I think the term is ‘wtf’ but this…makes a lot more sense than I originally intended it to.

Thanks to @runningracingdancingchasing for impromptu squees!

Thanks to my family for putting up with this song playing all day!

Thanks to this vid for being maybe the quickest vid I have ever done! Ever! Seriously!

Also, if you want reasoning behind Scout Choices:

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anonymous asked:

Jungkookie or hoseok with the very last one on the list (whichever you feel is best) it seems super sweet and I feel like both of them would do it without a second thought -E.M.

Anon, my dear, you just made me get the worst jungkook feels. i really feel hobi would just call the police and tell reader to stay on the line tho, whereas jungkook would be the one to actually spring into action like “I GOT IT”

“it’s the middle of the night and i’m walking home alone in the dark and there’s this guy following me and he’s starting to gain on me and i found this phone booth with a lock on the door and i tried to call my best friend but my hands were shaking so badly i accidentally dialed the wrong number and i don’t even know you but help me” au

Walking home from work after a late shift was never your favorite thing to do, and you doubted it ever would be.  Especially now, considering you’ve seen the same figure in a dark hoodie following you for the past ten minutes.

Growing panicked, you picked up the pace, your heart leaping into your throat when the figure followed your lead. All the shops were closed this late at night, the only light coming from a phone booth just ahead of you. Darting inside, you locked the door and picked up the phone with shaky hands, watching the unknown person slow to a stop near a stoplight a few meters away. He was significantly closer now than when you had first began running, and you shuddered at the thought of what may have happened had they caught you.

You did your best to dial your best friend’s number, the silence of the world around you making the dial tone seem deafening. When it finally picked up and you heard the groggy voice of a man just woken from sleep the knot in your stomach tightened, and you prayed that it was just her new boyfriend.

“Hello?” The man asked, yawning right after. You pursed your lips as the you felt the burn of tears against your eyes.

“Is Eunmi there?” You quietly inquired, doing your best to keep your voice level. Your efforts didn’t come to much, and you didn’t doubt the panic lacing into your voice made it through the phone to the man on the other end.

There was a long pause on the other end, the only thing reassuring you that the man didn’t hang up being the sound of his breathing.

“I think you’ve got a wrong number.” He told you. You struggled to suppress the sob trying to break it’s way from you at his answer. “But you don’t sound all that great. Are you okay?”

“I- I was on my way home from work and someone followed me all the way to the phone booth and I was trying to dial my friend’s number but my hands were shaking so bad I guess I accidentally called you and I- I’m sorry. I’m really scared.” You blurted in one quick breath, a few tears escaping you as you explained your situation to the stranger.

“Is he still there? Where are you?” The man questioned, now sounding much more awake. You nodded, only belatedly realizing he couldn’t see.

“He’s been standing maybe four meters away since I locked myself in here. I’m in the phone booth in front of Bok Chicken. In Seoul.” You could faintly hear the man murmur something before replying to you.

“I’m near there. I’ll be there in a few minutes to get you, okay? Just stay there. What’s your name? I’m Jungkook.”

“Y/N.”

“Alright. I’ll be there soon.” And the line went dead.

Now feeling more vulnerable than ever without someone on the other end of the phone, you hung it back up on the stand before curling up on the floor of the booth, head on your knees. You weren’t sure how great of an idea it was to rely on the help of a stranger you accidentally dialed, but you used the last of your change to make the botched call and your cell was dead, so you couldn’t just re-dial the police. You didn’t know what else you could do at this point without leaving the phone booth and essentially delivering yourself to the shady figure stalking you.

You don’t know how much time passes before there’s knocking on the glass, causing you to nearly jump out of your skin. You look up to see another man in a black hoodie, but with the bottom of a long white shirt peeking out from it and still donning pajama pants. The hood is up and he’s wearing a mask, but his wide eyes seem to bore into your soul.

“Y/N! It’s Jungkook!” He informs. You rise back to your feet and unlock the door, seeing the creepy person who had been following you with their back to you, already walking away. You release a breath, and with it comes tears of relief.

Jungkook shoots a look over his shoulder and juts his chin in the direction of the dark-clothed person.”Is that who was following you?”

You nod, wiping your cheeks vigorously with your sleeve to rid yourself of the water trails painting them. Jungkook nods, wrapping a comforting arm around your shoulders as he tells you he’ll walk you home if you just lead the way.

The rest of the trip to your apartment is uneventful, and your savior does his best to keep your mind off of the situation that led him to you. You invite him inside for a drink once you arrive, but Jungkook politely declines, citing the fact that he didn’t want to put you off as reason why. When you insist on repaying him in some way, a shy grin rises to his face.

“A date.” He says. “Let me pick you up for a date sometime.”

Your face heats up and you avert your eyes. He had pulled his mask down after a while of talking with you, and you couldn’t deny he was handsome. Plus, he dragged himself out of bed to help you- a stranger- out of a crisis, so he couldn’t be too bad.

“Okay.” You nodded. “Tomorrow at seven sound okay?”

“Perfect. I’ll see you tomorrow then.”

You exchange numbers before bidding each other goodnight. As he walks away, you take a final peek at his retreating figure before closing your door. Your heart is light considering the frightening events that had transpired. And looking back, you only think fondly of how the cute, sweet stranger rescued you.


Damn this got long. I love it. I love you anon. Requests are still open! I’m going to sleep now, but I’ll get to whatever I can in the morning.

~Admin Risa

4 Continents - Preview (part 2)

Don’t forget to check out part 1 where I gave my opinion on 4 CC’s top ladies.

Men

Satoko Miyahara is out of the ladies competition with a stress fracture and the men’s competition is not without its missing member as well. Adam Rippon of the US was out of Nationals and will not be competing in 4 CC because of a broken foot. Let’s pray he gets well soon!

Let’s start with the man, the myth, and the legend, Japan’s own Yuzuru Hanyu. Almost everyone throughout the skating world, it seems, adores him, and I am no exception. This man is one of a kind. He has charisma and flare like no other; he’s an absolute joy to watch. His artistry is amazing, and he really feels to music. Prince is not dead as long as this short program exists is all I’m saying. Let’s also not forget his nearly flawless technical. He’s been nearly untouchable since Sochi and he just keeps resetting his own world records. He missed Japan’s Nationals from the flu but he’s back and ready for business. What’s really getting me pumped for 4 Continents is that, for the first time in forever, Yuzuru’s gotta watch his back. The competition is tight.

Our first guy right on Yuzuru’s tail is the quad king, Nathan Chen. This 17 year old managed to pull off 7 beautiful quads in one competition (US Nationals). That’s 2 in the short and 5 in the free. What a legend. I still don’t think he’s quite on Hanyu’s level, though. I mean, technically, he’s a god, but artistically he has a ways to go. Judges at Nationals always bump up the scores, but I think they might have taken some extra liberties on his PCS. I am not saying I don’t like Chen; I’m just saying now that he’s the quad god, he should shift his focus from purely technical scores. It will be interesting to see how international judges decide to score him against Hanyu, and I can’t wait.

Next, let’s talk about Jin Boyang. I can’t say his choice of music for the short program was appropriate; maybe it would be okay for an exhibition but not a short program. His jumps are a little shaky, but I appreciate that he’s pushing himself with a lot of quads. As for his free skate, I like it much better than the short program. I feel like he connects with the music more, plus it’s pretty cute. I feel really bad for him because he was one of the first to start stacking quads in his programs and suddenly he was “the death of figure skating.” Then others start tagging along and it becomes okay. I’m glad the hatred of multiple quads has passed because it’s fun to see people push themselves to improve, but I think it’s very unfair that he received this reception. He just needs to keep working on sticking his landings and he’s golden.

Here’s another Japanese fan favorite, Shoma Uno, inventor of the quad flip. Personally, I love the way he skates. He feels the music and performs to is the way Yuzuru does, but he still has his own unique style. His programs are consistently clean and technically sound. I would love to see him on the podium at 4 CC, but unfortunately I don’t see him at the top of it just because his programs aren’t technically difficult enough. He doesn’t have enough quads to stand against Chen and Hanyu, which is in part why I enjoy watching him so much because he’s not just focusing on his technical score.

Next on my list of top skaters in Yan Han of China. I really like his general style: very smooth, very cool. He seems to struggle taking off on some jumps, from what I’ve seen, but once he gets in the air, he really soars. Personally, I think his artistry is great and I can feel something in his programs. He may not be quite there technically to make the podium, but you never know what could happen and I’ll enjoy watching him anyway.

Next is Jason Brown. Personally, I’m not a fan, but his scores this year and his perseverance through an injury merits a shoutout. Don’t ask me why I don’t like him that much because I couldn’t give you a straight answer. He’s a very skilled skater, but something about his style just puts me off. Regardless, he performed well with his injury at US Nationals, so I respect that he’s a top competitor for 4 CC.

Thanks for reading! I hope you’re all as excited for 4 Continents as I am. I plan to post live updates as I watch. 

imagine being. . || kara's friend && dating winn

nonnie requested: Here’s a bunch of requests for those would includes, since nobody else has requested any yet and I found your character list hehe 1. Being best friends with Wanda Maximoff 2. Dating Clint Barton 3. Being best friends with Team Flash 4. Dating Winn Schott 5. Working with and being friends with Kara Danvers 

A/N: Okay nonnie, this will be divided into three parts and will not be doing dating Clint since I only do platonic (family like love) imagines on him. I combined those who would go together such as the one above since I can see you being friends with Kara while dating Winn. And I’ll get to the other two parts soon. I’m terribly sorry for the delay as my tablet is fizzing out and updating quite a bit (I’m waiting for money to come in so I can buy a laptop). But nevertheless here you are with dating Winn + being friends and working with Kara. And as always requests are open unless stated otherwise by me!

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» Kara Danvers & Reader (friendship), Winn Schott/Reader (dating) «


• Before you knew Kara’s secret identity, you two had been really good friends for awhile from meeting from either working in same building where she works or when you both met in school


• You two were incredibly dorky friends who fangirled/boy’ed over things you share in common like books to celebrities to anything in between


 • Learning that she was Supergirl and kind of begged to help her save the world

                            ↪ “But Y/N, it’s dangerous. I don’t want my best friend getting hurt because of what I do.”


• Eventually you proved that you could handle it/hiding her secret identity, she decided to finally let you and you met Winn


• Winn was skeptical when first letting you join since there was already a few who knew about Kara being her Supergirl self but again, you showed that you could handle it

                              ↪ “Are you sure we can even trust them with this Kara?” “Y/N is my friend and they are very capable and understanding of the situation.”


• Being a good teammates with Kara, Winn, and the rest of the team


• After a few months, you realize you had started to like Winn more than a friend


• You were heartbroken when you found out when Winn was crushing on Kara but soon was relieved when Kara told you that she didn’t like him the same way


• Being there when Winn was heartbroken because of Kara’s rejection and finally admitting how much you like him

                                     ↪ “Winn Schott, I really, really like you. As in more than a friend and I couldn’t tell you before because you loved Kara. .”


• Winn not wanting to date right away but soon came around to asking you out on a date once he recovered from the heartache


• Kara wanting you to gush about your dates with Winn because she thinks you two are cute together


• Winn being a dorky boyfriend that can make you laugh and might try too hard at times because he doesn’t think what he’s doing is good for you

                                         ↪ “You really think this is okay Y/N? I mean, it’s not perfect. .” “Winn, it’s great. Plus what’s better than staying in with snacks and watching movies when it’s raining out?”


• Kara making sure that he’s okay when he sees you with Cisco working well together when Team Supergirl and Team Flash have to work together 


• You assuring him that there’s nothing on between you and Cisco like he does when there’s someone that catches his eye

                                            ↪ “Relax Y/N, you’re the best boy/girlfriend I ever had. I don’t wish for anything else.” “You’re a good boyfriend too so stop death glaring at Cisco, he’s my Earth-1 friend. That’s it and nothing more.”

The Not So Annoying Bartender

From the prompt @its-a-story-of-love gave to me

Robin owns the local bar and Regina finds herself at the bar with a friend… she should have known she’d be left at the bar with the annoying English bartender

Also tagging @snowgiinaa and @sassqueenregina

Why does she agree to these things? Every time she agrees to come for a drink with Ruby she knows she will be left sitting at the bar whilst Ruby is off flirting with God knows who. Well now in this case, making out with someone she’s probably already forgotten the name of. She thought back to when she reluctantly agreed to come to this God forsaken bar.

‘Oh please Regina’ begged Ruby ‘you haven’t been out since you and Graham split up’

‘I’m not in the mood for this’ Regina deadpanned, cleaning the same spot for the tenth time.

‘You’re never in the mood for this. Come out, have fun, you might meet someone new you never know. Maybe give that counter a break from your cleaning’

Regina simply moved to another counter.

‘And that one.’ Regina still said nothing. ‘Look it’s been 6 months since Graham, you could at least do something different other than clean your house for the umpteenth time… I can do this all day Regina, I’m asking for one drink.’

‘One drink?’ asked Regina.

‘One drink.’

‘Fine, but that’s all I’m having’

‘Yay!’ Ruby squealed, jumping up and clapping her hands together.

And now here she was, sat at the bar with her one drink, with Ruby off and draped over some guy. Regina turned her drink round and round, not taking her eyes off the glass.

‘Penny for your thoughts.’ Regina jumped and her head snapped up towards the unmistakable British accent. ‘Sorry, didn’t mean to startle you’ the bartender smiled in what she assumed was meant to be kind but right now just irritated her.

‘Yeah well you did’ Regina snapped.

‘Is that your friend over there? The girl with red streaks in her hair?’ The bartender asked, ignoring the fact that he’d just been snapped at.

‘Yes’ Regina muttered ‘One drink she said. Should have known better.’ Regina took another sip of her gin and tonic.

‘She normally like this then?’

Why was he so interested in Ruby? Probably the same reasons every other guy was interested. She knew how to turn heads with just a simple look and flick of her hair. Not that it bothered her that he was interested in Ruby, what guy wouldn’t be?

‘Why does it matter to you? You interested or something?’ Regina asked brusquely.

‘No, no need to get defensive, just making conversation. Or at least trying to.’

‘Yeah well stop trying, because I’m not interested.’ Yet that answer seemed to relieve her a bit.

‘Really? Cause you sounded jealous that I might have been interested in your friend over there’ he smirked

‘Why would I be jealous of a simple bartender, whose name I don’t know?’ Regina snarked, she couldn’t let this man affect her this way. Look how it ended last time something like this happened.

‘I’m not simple, most people find me quite complex. And the name’s Robin.’

‘Yeah I’m sure you are complex’ Regina said, rolling her eyes. ‘So Robin are you actually going to do any work or just stand there and attempt to make the place look pretty?’

‘Well as you can see there is no one waiting to be served, so yes I will stand here and make the place look pretty, as you so aptly put it’

‘I said attempting actually. You seem pretty sure of yourself don’t you?’

‘Well I do have the stubble and the blue eyes you ladies always seem to fall for.’ Robin grinned.

‘Mhmm and the mousy brown hair all girls just love.’ Regina said, trying very hard not to notice the aforementioned blue eyes and failing miserably.

‘Well my mousy brown hair as you so sweetly described it hasn’t had any complaints so far.’

‘Well your girlfriend probably hasn’t said it to your face then’ Regina sassed, finishing the rest of her drink.

‘I’m actually single, if you’ll believe it. No one has managed to win my heart.’ Robin put his hand on his chest and pretended to look away forlornly.

‘Is that meant to make me feel sorry for you?’

‘No, I’m a strong independent man’ Robin mocked

‘Oh really? Cause it didn’t seem that way a moment ago’ She smirked, as Robin called out last orders.

‘Do you want one last drink? You don’t have to stick to your one drink rule, you never know could actually get a full smile out of you’

‘Might as well break my rule, seeing as Ruby over there was meant to help me get over my ex, which to her means find someone to sleep with’

‘Ah, Ruby’s her name, think you could erm slip her my number?’ Regina’s jaw dropped and Robin winked and laughed. ‘I’m joking, gin and tonic isn’t it?’

‘Erm yeah it is’ Regina said trying to recover. Robin passed her drink over and went to serve some others before it was time to start closing up. Looking at her watch she realised it was nearly 11. How was it so late? She looked around for Ruby and spotted her walking towards her, with some guy behind her.

‘Hey, Gina I’m going back with erm… with…’ Ruby looked behind her, clearly having forgotten the guy’s name, just as she’d predicted.

‘Billy’

‘That’s it, Billy. You’ll be okay on your own won’t you? Or are you with that cute bartender you’ve spent most the night talking to?’

‘I’m not with the cute bartender, and it’s fine. Go.’

‘Okay if you say so’ Ruby walked off with Billy leaving Regina alone at the bar again.

Robin came back over a few moments later.

‘Shame I haven’t got a shot with Ruby, heard her call me cute’

‘Well she’s also drunk, so I wouldn’t rely on her judgement right now. Plus I need to get going’ she said starting to put her jacket on.

‘Aw stay here with me for a little while longer at least until I’ve cleaned up.’

Regina thought of her empty house, and how much for some reason she didn’t want to go back to it.

‘Hmm I suppose I could stay for a short while.’ Regina shrugged her jacket back off again.

Once the last few customers had left, she started to help Robin clean up, even though he insisted she didn’t need to do it. They soon finished and Regina stood by the door laughing at Robin and how he’d insisted he could walk around this pub blindfolded, so had used a towel as a blindfold and had consequently fallen over the half door that he didn’t realise had closed too, blocking his entrance to the bar.

‘See I told you I could make you laugh’ Robin said as he used the bar to pull himself off of the door.

‘You said… you could get me… to smile’ Regina laughed trying to pull herself together but not quite managing to.

‘Still to laugh, you have to be smiling’ Robin pointed out now walking towards her.

‘True’

After Robin had locked up they started to walk towards their cars.

‘Well this is me’ said Regina ‘Thanks for making this night slightly better than I thought it would be.’ She started to walk round her car to get in.

‘Hang on’ called Robin ‘here if you don’t mind.’ He gave her a piece of paper. Regina looked at it and realised he’d given her his number.

‘Don’t girls usually give the guy their number?’

‘Well I didn’t think you’d be giving me your number any time soon. You don’t seem like the type of person who does that with anyone’

‘You’d be right’

‘Well do with that what you will. You can even rip it up in front of me if you so wish.’ Regina just slipped the number into her back pocket. ‘So does that mean I might hear from you?’

‘Maybe you will, goodnight Robin.’

‘Goodnight Regina’

They both got into their cars and drove off. And well if Regina texted Robin the next day, it’s not like anyone had to know just yet.

LETS TALK REGAL ACADEMY.

Okay but seriously WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW GOOD REGAL ACADEMY IS

Okay yes. It’s a rip off of EAH. SOWHAT ITS STILL V GOOD AKXKKWKCJCJ


literally the characters are my children

Rose: precious klutz and obsessed over anything that has to do w/ fairy tales but is still savage af without trying- plus she’s got cute shoes and face so I was sold first glance

Astoria: The over bearing mom figure of the five, the classy and over achiever but she’s still my favourite hot mess. Her hair does cool shit.

Joy: don’t underestimate this bean bc she might not be bright but she knows a thing or two about class and good taste in men (and frogs!) she’s also adorable js

Hawk: The try hard pretty boy who is constantly being bombarded by his grandma with various princesses and brides to be but we all know he wants Rose to be his choice but his grandma hates her so wow he’s just gonna play hero until then

Travis: basically Nathanael from Miraculous Ladybug, pure, shy, artsy, tries to be cool but isn’t, but his grampa wants him to be a fighter not a lover and it triggers him so much that he has FURY MAGIC

Vicky: can’t have a show w/o an antagonist and Vicky at least has brains and better comebacks than most. She’s also independent and DONT NEED NO PRINCE CHARMING #blessed

LingLing: still can’t get over her name oMG but she’s still precious and bADASS AF LIKE SHE IS SO BOLD AND CONFIDENT LIKE WHO DOESNT WANT TO BE LINGLING HONESTLY SHES A GODDESS

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okay but seriously this is the show

watch it

It’s great

I’m tired of all the heteronormativity I see all the time, if you’re a wlw or lgbt+ and want to talk then like this or please message me and let’s be friends?