I’m Going To TRY And Be Calm In Telling All Of You This...
*Gregory comes home from work*
*Adam and I fixing dinner for everyone*
Gregory: Could you two come in here please?
Adam: *Looks strangely at me* He’s your Dom and Master and Savior and did I hear you call him Daddy the other night?
Me: Fuck off… fuck right off on the next plane back to Brexit England!
Me: Come on wanker!
Adam: Ooooh… do you kiss your husband with that mouth?
Me: As a matter of fact I DO!
Gregory: You two… such siblings. Come sit… PLEASE SIR, ADAM?
Me and Adam:
Gregory: STOP! Listen… So I have Broadway Tickets for us to all see a show tomorrow night at 8pm. One of my Excutives had these 4 tickets but they are leaving out of town. However… not sure either of you would want to go really.
Adam: What show is it to?
Gregory: Hmm… it’s not really well known.I mean… It’s a fairly new show… just a little show called *pulls out tickets* HAMILTON!!!!!