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AJ Styles/OC: You and AJ are best friends and came to the WWE together. One day, he playfully spanks you when you finish a match, only to find out it turns you on. Smut. Requested by @thephenomenonalkingofthebrogues

I hate myself, there’s a daddy kink bc I really, truly cannot stop myself, can I? Lmaooo. It’s a real problem. Kill me.

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Bad Girl Ch 11: Just Let Me Hold You

Sorry had a busy day! Here is three chapters to make up for it!

“Oh how things have changed,” I sigh as I dip my hand into the warm water. Baekhyun is facing away from me, his body curled into a tight ball in the tub. “Baekhyun,” I call softly, daring to reach out and rest my hand on his shoulder only to have him scoot away from me. “How is your head feeling?”

“It hurts,” He answers back in a small voice.

“That’s what happens when you almost knock yourself out from banging your head on the floor. Why in the world would you hurt yourself like that Baekhyun?”

“I feel guilty.”

I nod, “You should.”

He sniffles softly, “I’m so sorry for being such a horrible person to you.”

Without much thought I reach out and rub his back gently, “I forgive you but only because this whole situation is a hot mess.”

He is quiet for a moment before looking at me over his shoulder, “Were you really going to marry him?”

I hold up my left hand, “Yep, a month from tomorrow we were going to get married.”

“Are you mad at me for ruining it all? Would rather have not known about us?”

I sigh as I look down at the ring that usually makes my heart flutter but now it’s a different feeling, “I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at Jiyong for lying to me, and to be honest, I’m grateful that I found out about all of this before we got married or had a family.”

Baekhyun opens his mouth to speak but closes it a second after only to open it again, the words caught in his throat, “You want to have a family with him?”

“I want a family, yes, I’m not really sure with who anymore though. This is a lot right now, I just need to figure out the rest of the week before I think that far ahead.”

He turns a bit so he is almost facing me, “What are you doing about tonight?”

“You guys have me for tonight.”

He perks up, a small smile plays on his lips, “The whole night?”

“Yes, and you are wasting your time with me pouting,” I flick him on the forehead.

“How much time we do we have left?”

I shrug and glance at the door, “Until someone, my guess Xiumin or Chanyeol, come busting in to check on us. So at most five minutes.” He surprises me by grabbing one of my hands in both of his, holding it softly as if it is an egg that he could crush. I’ve never seen those beautiful hands so hesitant to touch me, I think back suddenly of all the times these hands have made me come undone and I find myself blushing.

“Baby,” Baekhyun muses, “Stop looking at me like that, I’m getting embarrassed.”

“Sorry,” I mumble softly as I look away.

There is a knock at the door, “Baby.”

I groan, “You guys shouldn’t be using that nickname since we aren’t back together.”

Chanyeol peeks his head in the door, followed by Chen, Tao, and Sehun, “We are so used to it, are really going to tell us to stop?”

I nod, “Yes, I’m telling you to stop and use my name like normal people. I wasn’t lying when I said I’m a different person.”

They all pout, Chen comes in first and takes my free hand, “Baby, please stop saying that stuff.”

“Well Jongdae,” I take both of my hands away, “Excuse me for being honest.”

“You guys stop giving her a hard time about this,” Xiumin scolds joining us in the suddenly busy bathroom.

“Are we having a party in here?” Kris muses.

“No,” I snap standing up to glare at them.  “Baekhyun was taking a bath and we were having a quiet conversation before everyone started busting in. Now all of you please get out so he can finish his bath.”

“Why does he get alone time with you? Hitting my head up against the wall a few times is all it takes to get your attention?” Sehun murmurs.

“Don’t you even think about doing it,” I warn.

“Everyone calm down,” Xiumin’s stern voice echoes through the room making everyone quiet down, I even find myself bashfully staring down at my hands feeling like I’m in trouble. “How about we each have our time alone with her like when she first got here?”

“Can we make it ten minutes in stead of five?” Tao suggests.

Xiumin nods, “We each need our time to catch up so yes.”

“Does that mean this is my time alone with her?” Baekhyun finally speaks.

“Yes!” The group decides unanimously.

“Than get your asses out of here!” The usually playful man snarls.

The group grumbles but doesn’t put up much more of a fight as they shuffle out of the room with pouts on their faces. When the door is closed and I am alone with Baekhyun again I let out a breath I didn’t even know I was holding and sit back down on the edge of the tub.

“Those bastards,” He grumbles under his breath as he shifts to a more comfortable position in the tub closer to me.

“Those bastards are your brothers,” I remind him.

He closes his eyes and rests his wet hair on my thigh, “They are my competition.”

I sigh but stroke his head softly, “Why am I called baby when all of you are nothing but children?”

“Children?”

“Yes, children, selfish, narcissistic, and spoiled.”

His face shows obvious irritation but he doesn’t move from my lap, “I am not a child.”

“Than what do you call that tantrum you just had?”

“That wasn’t a-“

I cut him off, “It was an episode right? A mental break from all the stress of my death and, I guess, my resurrection? Do those happen often?”

He shrugs, “Every once and awhile.”

“You should have gotten help from a professional, that’s what I had to do after all of that.”

He opens his eyes to stare up at me, “What was it like for you?”

“For me? At first it was really hard since I had been told that the people who I thought loved me the most left me to die but after some time and two therapy sessions a week I got better. Jiyong and Jiho really helped me too, they made me feel really safe.”

“Did you think about us at all?” His eyes are closed again, his brow crinkles as if he’s preparing himself for an answer he doesn’t want to hear.

I chuckle as his childish attitude, “Of course I thought about you all the time at first.”

“At first?”

I nod, “At first it was hard to go more than a few hours without thinking of you but after time I got myself to stop. It hurt way too much to keep thinking about you guys, I felt so betrayed.”

“We didn’t betray you!” He roars, suddenly on his feet.

I stand up too, my hands out in front of me in surrender, “I know that now.”

He shakes his head, “No, you have absolutely no idea how we felt when we thought we let you get murdered by those bastards!”

Anger boils in my veins, “I may not know the exact feeling you had but I know the pain of having your heart ripped out of your chest and shredded to pieces. Sure, you all had to sit there and watch it happen but I had to experience it, I felt each kick, each punch, I had to listen to all their degrading and threatening words.”

His face softens, “I’m sorry Baby.”

“Our time is probably up,” I straighten my shoulders and turn on my heel to leave. I don’t get very far before wet arms wrap around me.

“I’m so sorry, for everything. For letting that happen to your in the first place and for not being considerate about it now, I’m so sorry.”

I sigh but turn around a pull the crying boy into my arms, his face tucked into the crook of my neck, “I forgive you.” We stand there for a few moments before he starts shivering and I have to pry the boy off me. He looks absolutely miserable shaking there as I run into his room to grab him some clothes. I help him get dressed a small smirk on my face.

“What is so funny?”

I look up at him as I pull his shirt over his head, “I’m just thinking about how we switched. I never thought any of you would need my help this much.”

He gives me a small smile as he strokes my cheek, “We need you more than you will ever know.”

“Time is up!” Sehun busts into the room again.

I kiss Baekhyun’s cheek before looking to the younger boy and follow him out of the room. The younger grabs my hand eagerly, he leads me to his room where he automatically slams the door shut and locks it. I raise my brows at him.

He gives me an awkward smile, “I just want to make sure none of the hyungs try to bust in.”

“Like you just did?”

He ignores the question, “How have you been? You look so pretty, I like your hair.” Without hesitation he reaches out and begins twirling a lock of my hair around his finger.

“I’ve been good I guess, though today hasn’t been the easiest day of my life. What about you Sehun-ah, how have you been?”

He looks me in the eye, “I’ve missed you, so much.”

“I heard you were having some issues, you, Kai, and Tao, how are you feeling?”

“I’m happy I didn’t die. I’m so happy to know you are alive, I’m happy I can touch you again, feel your soft skin under my finger tips. I can breath in your sweet vanilla scent again.”

“You need to remember to keep your distance Sehun,” I remind him as I take a step away. I look him up and down and suddenly I feel on edge from his domineering presence that he only has when he wants to have sex.

“Like you kept your distance with Baekhyun hyung?”

“That was different,” I snap back, “He didn’t have his fuck me eyes on like you do.”

“So I have to look like a lost puppy to get you to touch me?” He scoffs.

I gulp but nod, “I need to feel like you are as defenseless as me.”

“I am completely bared to you right now,” He opens his arms to me, his voice cracks as he speaks. “I don’t know what else you want me to do. You already have my heart so I have nothing else to give.”

“Sehun,” I take a step closer. “I don’t want to make all of you cry today.”

“I cry every day because of you. I lay awake every night because I don’t want to dream about you, I know I can’t handle waking up without you so don’t worry about me crying right now. I just, I just, want to hold you right now. We can talk more later right now I just want to lay down next to you, please?”

“If you try anything I’ll kill you,” I warn him as I slowly make my way over to the bed.

“I would prefer it to a life without you.”

I want to ask him more but the sad look on his face keeps me from opening my mouth. Instead I just shuffle to the bed and roll into the comfortable warmth. Sehun goes under the covers before snuggling closer to me. “Sehun.”

He looks up at me with wide, innocent eyes, “I’m a lost puppy.”

I snicker but roll on to my side so we can snuggle, he scoots closer behind me so our bodies curve together perfectly. His arm snakes around my waist as he tries to pull himself closer and closer until there is no space left between our bodies.

“Thank you Baby.”

…………………………………….

“You are all such children,” I groan as Kai insists to snuggle like Sehun did. After a few minutes of being wrapped in the youngest’s arms he was fast asleep. Kai came in when the ten minutes were up and it was easy to see the jealousy on his face. He was some how able to pry me out of the other’s arms without waking him but the moment we got into Kai’s room he demanded me to basically rock him to sleep. Like before I lay on the bed expect Kai to take the same position as the younger by but instead he rests his head on my chest and wraps both of his arms around my waist before rolling us so he is on top, his whole body resting on me.

“Only when it comes to you,” He mumbles into my chest.

“How ironic when I’m supposed to be the baby. I thought I was supposed to be the only little in this house.”

“You make me feel so little some times.”

“Oh really?”

He chuckles, “I thought I would be okay when you were gone, but I wasn’t. None of us were but I think Tao, Sehun, and I had it worse.”

“We are still really young, we aren’t as mentally stable as the older boys so that’s probably why.”

“Mentally stable? None of us are mentally stable anymore, I don’t even know if we were to begin with but the moment we lost you we all went completely insane.”

“Jongin, there is no need to exaggerate.”

“You are right , this no need. I’m not exaggerating at all! Sehun and I stood on the edge of a building for a whole day talking each other on and off the ledge. Tao was in the hospital for two months after he tried to kill himself in a car accident. You saw what Chanyeol and Baekhyun are like now, they’ve been doing that to anyone that just looks at them wrong. Chen, Suho, and Lay have been MIA for a good amount of the year doing horrible things that they said they would never do. Lay got involved in providing black market organs for gods sakes, we don’t deal with people. Kris created a new branch in the human trafficking line in Korea. Luhan nearly overdosed and Xiumin,” He stops to take a breath, “Xiumin hyung has been as bad as you would expect.”

“I thought you were sleeping.”

“Why? Is that too much of an update for you?”

“No,” I snap, “I’m just struggling with the answer to a question and you are distracting me. Our time is running out so you should get to sleep.”

He peeks up at me, “Can you run your fingers through my hair?”

“Yes.”

……………………….

Tao holds my hand tighter in his, our fingers tangled together. We lay on the couch in the living room that is surprisingly empty.

“So I heard there was an accident,” I sadly muse at Tao.

He looks away strangely bashful for his usual demeanor, “I was hoping they wouldn’t tell you.”

“Tao, this is really serious, how could you just try to roll your car? You almost killed yourself and a few other people.”

“Can we not talk about it?”

“Fine,” I cross my arms over my chest. “What do you want to talk about?”

“You.”

“You have to be more specific, what do you want to know?”

He hums to himself for a moment, “Tell me about your new life.”

“Like what?”

“Do you go to school still?”

I shake my head, “Jiyong got me a tutor.”

“What about friends? You don’t talk to Jihyo still do you?”

Again I shake my head, “I stopped talking to her when you left, Jiyong’s reasoning was that I didn’t want her to get involved in all of the crazing ness but now I realize it was because she thought I was dead. Was the funeral nice?”

He chuckles, “Are you seriously asking me that?”

“Yes,” I actually laugh, “Not many people get to know how their funeral turned out so I’m curious. Have you gone to see my tomb stone?”

“Yes, all of us have even though we made a pact that none of us deserve to see it since it was our fault you died. You have lots of flowers, it’s never dirty, your favorite foods are always there.”

“Thank you guys for taking such good care of me in the after life,” It all weirdly warms my heart to know my resting place is so well taken care of.

“I’m just happy we don’t have to do that anymore now that we have the real thing back.”

“You know I’m not really back.”

He sighs and places a kiss on my forehead, “Fine, but whether you are back or not, you are alive and that is all that matters.”

…………………………………

“How did you not know I was alive?” I wonder with our fingers tangles together. Xiumin lays as closes to me as possible, I realized a hour ago after my time with Chen that this is all they really wanted. Not sex or half the time not even words, just this little amount of physical attention seems to be good enough for them.

“I thought I was crazy,” He admits.

“Had something like that happen before?”

He nods, “All the time, I would see you on the street or in a crowded bar. I’d think I would your voice in the distance or in my dreams. I had just thought that since I had seen you that night I was just loosing it even more.”

“So did any of you stay some what sane when I was gone?”

He chuckles, “I mean Suho seemed pretty stable from what I heard.”

“That man was living in sin with the rest of you, don’t you dare lie for him. He told me about his time with debauchery.”

“Don’t act like you were an angel.”

“I would definitely say I was a step above you, though sin is still my friend.”

“I believe he is a friend of all of ours. How was your time with everyone?”

“Well when we weren’t talking about how everyone pretty much killed themselves things were fine. You and Kris were the only ones who didn’t cry. The only people who got me to cry were freaking Tao and Yixing, those two were just so sad today.”

“They are like that everyday. What are you planning on doing about Jiyong?”

“I’m going to ask him about my kidnapping and how Jiho is involved in all of this but everything after that depends on his answers.”

He sighs, “Is there any chince of me being able to convince you to just stay?”

“I have work and Jiho to worry about tomorrow.”

He pouts cutely, “Jiho this, Jiho that, who is this bastard?”

“Ya, watch your mouth,” I flick his forehead. “that is my friend you are bad mouthing.”

He takes my hands in his so I can’t swat at him again, “I will bad mouth anyone who thought they could take my baby away from me.”

“Jiho didn’t take me away from you, calm down, he wasn’t involved in this mess.”

“What makes you so sure? I mean you can believe Jiyong is involved over this man, he must be something special.”

I glare at him, “If you are assuming what I think you are, I will answer your question now, I am not sleeping with Jiho. He is like my older brother. He is a loyal friend who would do whatever he has to do to keep me safe.”

“He did a horrible job, Baekhyun got you.”

“That is only because Taemin doesn’t like him in his house.”

“Taemin is a very good judge of character, you should listen to him.”

“Is this really how you want to spend your ten minutes with me? You all are so easily entertained. Kris and I talked about work, Lay started off our conversation about the new Zoo downtown that I went to. Kai and Suho are the only two people who actually gave me an update on people. Everyone else just kept asking me about my life with Jiyong.”

“Because we are having a inner battle on whether or not we want you to leave him and come back to us or stay with him where you are obviously happy.”

“You guys should know by now I am the only person who can decide what happens.”

He chuckles, “A man can dream.”

I Won’t Say I’m in Love- performed by me

Ok, so a few disclaimers first. I am many things. A student, a friend, a very shitty writer, etc. but I am not a singer. Also, the original song is playing in the background for two reasons. The first is that you cannot have this song without the muses. The second is that I needed to be listening to it as I sang. I could give a litany of other excuses, but I won’t. Please enjoy :)
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The superfriends at the hospital after Maggie or Alex is brought in emergency due to sex injury.

They had fallen in sync as quickly as they had fallen in love.

Alex always woke up and showered first, whilst her girlfriend would sleep in a little longer and shower as Alex whipped up some gross-ass breakfast that would be waiting for her post-shower. Almost always, that was their little routine.

Except this morning as Maggie poked her head around the shower curtain, a sparkle in her eye and an oh-so-tempting smirk on her face. ‘Room for a little one?’

‘Always,’ Alex grinned as if they did this every day, as if she had done this before, as if she wasn’t completely freaking out and turned on right now, as her naked girlfriend hopped into the tub.

‘God, why is the water so freaking cold?’

‘To wake me up. You can make it hotter if you want.’

‘Oh,’ Maggie murmured, dragging her lips down Alex’s back as her hands skimmed her waist. ‘Don’t you worry, I’m so gonna do both.’


In the space of a millisecond, Alex’s heart had gone from racing to nearly flatlining.

Maggie had slipped, her loss of footing a result of Alex’s amateur and overexcited hands, hands that were too slow to catch her before she fell and hit her head, hard, on the edge of the tub.

The fall freaked her out. The momentary loss of consciousness terrified her and she was quick to bundle Maggie up in warm clothes before getting her in the car and whisking her off to the emergency room.

As Alex had guessed, it was a concussion and definitively knowing so was worth all the knowing looks from hospital staff when Alex who, like Maggie, was still sopping wet, explained that her girlfriend had slipped and fell in the shower.

Thankfully, Maggie was very much lucid and able to go home as soon as the doctor who treated her handed back her papers. ‘This was not how I expected to spend my morning,’ she mused, swinging her legs as she sat on the edge of the exam table. ‘That was your first time, wasn’t it?’

‘Was it that obvious?’

‘You were so excited, you knocked me over.’

‘Please don’t say it like that,’ Alex said, grimacing.

Maggie laughed. ‘It’s fine. Next time, I’ll have to show you how to be more careful on slippery surfaces.’

‘You’re actually giving me a next time?’

‘Yeah. It was fun up until the whole life flashing before my eyes part.’

Alex smiled, relieved that she at least did something right.

‘Excuse me, Miss Sawyer?’

Eager to leave, Maggie reached for her coat as a nurse approached. ‘I can go now, right?’

The nurse shook her head. ‘Not yet. But there’s some visitors in the waiting room for you.’

‘Visitors?’

The same question ran through Alex’s mind too before it clicked. ‘Oh, one of them I’m guessing will be Kara. When I told her I wasn’t coming into work today, I mentioned it was because I was taking you to the hospital. You know her, she’s probably worried.’

‘Or you made it sound worse than it actually was?’

Alex couldn’t help but nod. ‘Yeah, I guess. I was worried though.’ And for the seconds, Maggie was out cold, terrified that she had killed the love of her life having shower sex. ‘Why don’t I go and reassure her whilst you wait here to be discharged?’

‘That works,’ Maggie agreed.

It was, as expected, Kara and, not so expectedly though not overly surprising, Winn that were hanging about the waiting room, the former of which ran towards Alex and engulfed her in a tight hug. ‘Is everything okay? Is Maggie okay?’

Alex pried herself from her sister’s grasp. ‘Everything is absolutely fine; it was just a minor accident and I didn’t mean to worry you guys so much. She’s literally about to leave.’

‘What happened?’ Winn asked, his eyes narrowed at the sight of Alex with her still-wet hair, oversized hoodie and sweatpants.

‘Maggie fell in the shower and hit her head. That’s all, she’s okay, just concussed.’

His look grew more curious and much more knowing. ‘And you’re wet too?’

‘Yes,’ Alex said, slowly, wondering if he was on to her.

Innocently, Kara piped up. ‘Well, she’d have had to turn the shower off and save water.’

Winn chuckled. ‘Oh, I think they were saving water another way.’

Alex snapped. ‘At least I have a sex life.’

‘Sex life–?’ Then it clicked for Kara and her brow furrowed and she fidgeted with her glasses. ‘Oh. You had sex in the–. Oh Rao.’

‘Happy? You’ve corrupted my sister, you idiot.’

‘Corrupted her? She’s an adult.’

‘Who’ll now never want to use my shower.’

‘By that logic I’d imagine she’d want to stay away from your bed, your couch, probably your kitchen counter too?’

Alex’s silence spoke volumes.

‘Damn Danvers. Is anywhere sacred these days with you on the prowl?’

‘Yes Schott,’ came a voice behind him. ‘Your bedroom.’

With a laugh, Alex pushed Winn out of the way to get to her girl. ‘Are you good to go?’

‘As good as I’ll ever be with a concussion, yeah,’ Maggie said, accepting the arm that Alex offered and nestling into her side. ‘Oh and Winn, if we ever find a good reason to invite you to either of ours, I’ll give you a fifty if you manage to find a place that is sacred.’


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Mellifluous - Ch. 7 (Final)

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Byun Baekhyun/Reader
Warnings: Smut in previous chapters
Word Count: 1,740


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You are lounging on the terrace of the house, slowly eating frozen grapes and trying not to melt into the sunbed. Junmyeon is on your left, looking just as melty and grumpy on his own sunbed. Neither of you deal well with the heat.

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sentence prompts ➝ faking it
  • ❝This is our song!❞
  • ❝You scare me; I like it.❞
  • ❝Still hate you too, boo.❞
  • ❝Not another fucking protest.❞
  • ❝We’re faking it. Big time.❞
  • ❝We are soulmates.❞
  • ❝It was like kissing my sister.❞
  • ❝What the fuck do you want?❞
  • ❝ I thought the two of you were done. Why didn’t you tell me?❞
  • ❝He’s all you ever talk about. You’re like a horny parrot.❞
  • ❝Since when are you so open-minded?❞
  • ❝How are we gonna explain to people you went blind last night?❞
  • ❝You need to eat. You’re always bitchy when you’re hungry.❞
  • ❝You get way too much pleasure torturing her.❞
  • ❝I like the words coming out of your mouth.❞
  • ❝They’re just nipples! Everybody has them.❞
  • ❝Will you just shut the fuck up? I’m trying to empathize.❞
  • ❝This isn’t gonna come out of my hair until I shower.❞
  • ❝If only he were a vampire, he’d be perfect.❞
  • ❝It’s not like I know how to stop being irresistable.❞
  • ❝There’s a spark between us; you can’t deny it!❞
  • ❝Well I saw the two of you dancing; you sure looked like a couple.❞
  • ❝What a perfect night. I don’t know if I’ve ever been this happy.❞
  • ❝Oh, God no. No, the incinerator is for special occasions only.❞
  • ❝That must be why it felt wrong! I have too much integrity!❞
  • ❝We hate high school during the day. I doubt we’d like it better at night after it’s been drinking.❞
  • ❝What? Did you raid the drama club costume department?❞
  • ❝This really isn’t a good time for constructive criticism.❞
  • ❝Did you snort some meth this morning?❞
  • ❝Oh, if you’re worried about my feelings there’s nothing to worry about. That’s ancient history.❞
  • ❝Thank God she didn’t barge in five minutes ago when we were 69ing.❞
  • ❝Who does that? Trashy women on reality TV, that’s who.❞
  • ❝I asked for butch, not Matthew McConaughey from Magic Mike.❞
  • ❝I’m already faking one relationship. If I’m going to have a real one, I want her to like me for me.❞
  • ❝What can I say, I’m confused. I don’t know what I want.❞
  • ❝You know what, I just realized my parents are getting a divorce and I no longer believe in love. Please excuse me.❞
  • ❝I was worried you were gonna ask me to crawl back there and join you for a threesome.❞
  • ❝First, my smile is genuine. Second, my diction is appropriate for the occasion, and third, I’m the one who dumped that piece of shit.❞
Ugly Meeting Prompts

If you’re sick of starters all happy and sweet, send one in so our muses can meet!

  • “Watch where you’re going, asshole!”
  • “Hey, did you just touch me?!”
  • “What are you doing in my house?!”
  • “Oh god, please don’t be sick.”
  • “Oh god, you’re choking- oh, wait, you’re not…”
  • “Stay still, there’s some kind of animal on your head- oh, that’s your hair…”
  • “Excuse me, but that’s my seat.”
  • “Down in front?! Down in front this!”
  • “If you put your feet on the back of my chair one more time…”
  • “Get out of the road!”
  • “Oh my god, did I hit you just now?! I’m so sorry!”
  • “DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE! I’ll explain later!”
  • “D- did you just- throw up on me?!”
  • “Genius?! That book sucks! I’m sorry, I just have to interrupt!”
  • “ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE- oh god I’m sorry I didn’t know you were an aquaphobe!”
  • “Stop hitting my ankles with your cane, or I don’t know what I’ll do!”
  • “Move it! I have places to be!”
  • “It’s called the heimlich and I was trying to save your life. How was I supposed to know you weren’t even choking?”
  • “JESUS CHRIST, DON’T EAT THAT, IT’LL KILL YOU!”
  • “Hey, you don’t know me, but I can’t help but notice you look and smell like death.”
  • “I- I didn’t think you’d hear me!”

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The words are ugly. dirty. horrible. They seep into Donna’s veins like poison, making her blood boil and heart seize. The fury is almost blinding but she doesn’t storm over, doesn’t scream at them, doesn’t slap them for their blatant disrespect. She moves slowly, leisurely around the rose bushes she had been tending, a soft smile on her lips. It was the same smile she always had, a rose could not be without one. 

“Excuse me ladies,” she starts, pleased to see the way they startled, eyes widening ever so slightly before they straighten, as if they had not just signed their own death. 

“Lady Donna.” They immediately greet her, stumbling over their words, but Donna only continues to smile, letting out a soft, melodious laugh. 

“I see you are enjoying my roses. These are my favorites, come, join me for breakfast. I hate to dine alone.” 

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anonymous asked:

Hi! Sorry for the bother but I saw that your requestes are open ^^ Would you please do headcanons about how Iori, Kyohei, Takashi and Kota from SITS would react when they understand that their girl doesn't feel pretty enough to be with them (because they are such big stars and she really really does have low self-confidence)? Sorry for the strange request and thank you in advance ^^

Don’t have to be sorry lovely :) hope this is ok for you :) made it into a Gif headcanon, hope that’s ok

Kyohei:

Originally posted by faabiianaa

When you told him how you felt, how you didn’t feel pretty enough to be with him, Kyo didn’t say anything. Instead, he got up and grabbed some cooking equipment and began cooking his special fried rice, with a little entertainment thrown in. He started dancing, singing all goofy like, causing you to smile, then eventually laugh at his silliness.

“There it is” he grinned.

“There’s what?” you asked, blushing slightly.

“The smile and laugh Iove so much, you look your most beautiful when you do that” he explained, plating up the fried rice and sitting next to you “always tell me when you’re feeling like this, I want to always prove you wrong when you do”

Iori:

Originally posted by mykissingstyle

No, he wasn’t the most romantic or open with his feelings, but when you finally opened up to him about your moods, Iori simply hugged you. He couldn’t believe you had been feeling like this.

“How can you feel like this? You do realise that you’re the only woman to have stolen the black princes’ heart, right?” he asked, keeping you in his arms “you’re beautiful inside and out, you’re mind after all, I wouldn’t expect anything else” he sighed, kissing you head, refusing to let you go…for now.

Kota:

Originally posted by littlepawz

He wasn’t exactly perfect, but when you started feeling down and you eventually told him how you felt, he dropped his video game and went to fetch a blanket. He pulled you into his lap on the floor and wrapped said blanket around both of you. He placed the controller in your hand and began teaching you how to play.

“This is what I love most, being close to you, you accepting me as Kota, not Kota of Revance” he whispered “you’re beautiful to me, not just physically, but as who you are, you’re mine, promise me you’ll always tell me if you feel like this in the future, give me an excuse to let you play with me”

Takashi:

Originally posted by desacontecer

Since he didn’t have much experience with women, when he found out how you’d been feeling, Taka went outside and picked some fresh flowers. Not saying anything he handed you them smiling.

“Please don’t feel like you’re not beautiful” he asked as you took the flowers from him.

“But I’m not” you sighed.

“You are to me, you inspire me to create the songs you call beautiful, believe me I can’t create stuff like that without my stunning muse” he explained, pulling you into his arms “the flowers don’t even hold a candle to you”

“Bring on the excuses, tell me that I deserve this
Don’t let me open my mouth, don’t stop the rain from pouring down
So why does this keep on happening? We’re crashing down with the lightning!
You smash my heart into pieces and then sing…”

-Please read guidelines and the linked pages below before interaction~

-Written by Pigeon, this is a sort of post-ViTri route AU.

-There is a page of information with Aoba’s description and personality, information about Aoba’s past as well as the Route that my muse took.

-Along with the default verse, there is a page with AU verses~

-10+ years of RP experience, though still relatively new to DMMD RPing (In 2014 I had a few weeks of trying this version of Aoba I had, but I chickened out).

-Can do NSFW and SFW themes and mun and muses are ALL over the age of 21.

-Will do any kind of RP- Chat style, Para, Multipara, Icons, etc.

-Will try to tag all potential triggers, but if a tag is missed, just drop a polite ask and it’ll be tagged.

-Will RP with anyone, no asking needed, just drop an ask or submit a thing~

Tagged by @msgold63

Rules

  • Answer the 11 questions posted for you
  • Create 11 new ones (optional, you can use the previous)
  • Tag 11 people (optional as well)

Tagging: I think most of the people I rp with have been tagged already.  So if you’re tagged twice, please excuse me (and never feel obligated, of course): @plainsimpletailorgarak, @defectivevorta-and-changeling, @prefercaptain, @professortora, @thegod-anubis, @violeteyedkiller, @crusade-against-stupid, @elusiveemotions, @thelonelyandroid and anyone who wants to do the thing

My Answers

1: What is your favorite band?

Ummm… is this where I admit that I don’t really listen to a ton of music?  I have a deep and abiding fondness for Pentatonix, I suppose.

2: Is there a muse you wish to write as that you haven’t made a blog for?

I can’t think of any.  I’ve been writing D’rorah for so long that she’ll always be my favorite.  I do have blogs for Q and a will-o-wisp named Tine.

3: Do you like musicals? Which one is your favorite?

Yes!  I love Wicked and Les Miserables.

4: What do you study in college / plan to study in college?

For undergrad, I studied Religion and English (religion mostly because that’s where all the ethics courses were categorized).  My Master’s is in business… and god, it was awful to get through.  I hated studying business, particularly marketing, which all seemed to be about the best way to exploit labor in developing economies and finding new ways to entice people to buy things they don’t need.

5: Do you play video games? Have any favorites?

I do!  I don’t know if I have a favorite, per se.  I’m super nostalgic for Nintendo, so I’m playing Yoshi’s Woolly World and sometimes Super Mario 3D world for the most part these days.  I also enjoy Portal.

6: If you had to RP in a different fandom, which would you choose? [ for the fandomless OCs - if you had to assign your muse to a fandom, which would you choose?

This is hard because a lot of the fandoms I *think* D’rorah works particularly well in are not at all welcoming on tumblr.  LoTR fandom is extremely exclusionary, especially to OCs.  OUAT I found to be the same.  Star Trek is the most welcoming fandom I’ve found, and I really really enjoy my interactions here.  I love the part of D’rorah’s timeline when she’s stationed on DS9 and the part where she’s @ltbroccoli‘s daughter.

7: What is your favorite thing about your muse’s appearance?

Hmmm… I don’t know if I have a favorite thing.  Maybe her hair.  Thick, long, white-blond locks… I’m jealous.

8: Do you have a favorite starter Pokemon?

I came into Pokemon really late.  Like, my younger brother’s age group was the one really into pokemon when I was a kid, which meant I couldn’t enjoy it if he did.  I picked Rowlet as my starter in Pokemon Sun.

9: What is the hardest part of playing your muse?

Just trying to keep D’rorah’s unique perspective in mind, trying to make her powerful without making her impossible to interact with.  Like, she has flaws, and she’s more arrogant than she thinks it is.  So I think it can be difficult to keep her approachable and it’s been difficult to reason out for myself the moral code she uses that keeps her from just doing whatever the hell she wants to the worlds. 

10: How did you first get into Rping?

I fell into a Severus Snape fanfiction/RP hole after I got divorced.  I think I’d just read Half-Blood Prince and was possessed of a need to know what happened next that drew me into HP fandom.  Before that, my RP was all just tons of weird daydreaming in my head and writing in journals.  It had never occurred to me that there were other people who wrote stories together like we do in RP.

11: Do you believe in ghosts or cryptids?

I… try to keep an open mind.  I don’t really believe in them, but I like to hope other things exist, if that makes sense?

QUESTIONS

Ummm, I suck at asking questions >.> so just use the ones I answered, they seemed like good ones!

angels-in-the-garden-of-evil  asked:

Can you do jealous Cami again and she accidentally walks in on klaus and Caroline, Caroline sees and purposely fucks him harder so that he moans out her name, also Hayley being put in her place would be appreciated. Basically do all smut with Klaroline doing voyeurism?

HAPPY CROSSOVER DAY!!! 

Here’s a new one from @accidental-rambler <3


 AN: Established Klaroline in the future. Hayley is present in NOLA but the unfortunate incident of 4x16 did NOT happen, so no baby. Also, anti-Cami and anti-Hayley. Hope that’s what you had it mind :)

Harder to Ignore

Caroline strutted into the mansion purposefully, dropping her suitcase just behind the threshold - the move perhaps unusually careless for her, but she was a woman on a mission.

She had been in Aydlett, North Carolina for a week, visiting the now-71 year old Liz Forbes who, despite her age, was still an incredibly lively woman. Caroline blessed the day her mom had made the decision to leave Mystic Falls and take up a job from a town in another state. Now she could enjoy her retirement and supernatural drama-free life, without worrying about whatever troubles the Salvatore brothers would cook up weekly.

Since her mother still pretty much detested Klaus - even though she acknowledged and appreciated that he had always seemed to put her only daughter first - it was decided that he wouldn’t intrude on their family time together.

Right now, having come back from her trip, Caroline really needed to get her fill of a certain Original hybrid, though. Of course, during the course of the week, they had sexted and even had a few rounds of phone sex - but it wasn’t nearly enough. Not to mention, she was still horrified after almost being caught halfway to orgasm by her mother.

Using her vampire hearing, Caroline located Klaus and headed in the direction of his office. It was midday so the mansion was relatively empty, with Elijah usually out and about extinguishing the latest fire; Kol and Rebekah probably cheerfully adding to the trouble. Which was fortunate, seeing as Caroline was really frustrated and for her, frustrated equaled loud.

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nomad-roleplay  asked:

(18) "Excuse me, Host.." the space child held out a piece of paper with the number 18 on it. "I was curious!"

18. What does the muse think of the mun?

Host looks towards me and I’m honestly scared of what he has to say. He shrugs his shoulders lightly. “Don’t really know. On one hand she had Host fade,” he said glaring in my direction, to which I try to hide in my wings*. “On the other, she takes care of Host. Host likes her though, it’s funny to see her embarrassed,” he said laughing.

“Host please stop,” I say blushing and hiding my face in my hands.

*I portray myself as a hybrid, human/dragon in this case

teapotauror  asked:

regress

Send ‘regress’ to meet my muse as a child.

A shaggy-haired eleven-year-old looked up at the woman in front of him, almost seeming to hesitate for a moment before speaking up. “Excuse me… could you tell me where I am, please?” He asked softly.

anonymous asked:

Can you write a sequel to the tattoo one please (⌒▽⌒)

Part 1 here! Last one of the day, good night folks. ;D


“Okay,” Aomine sighed. “This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to see you with your legs spread open in front of me.”

“Excuse me?”

“Nothing!” Aomine hummed, inspecting the tip of his tool. “Now stay still, I gotta get the tail right.”

The redhead on the chair groaned, rubbing his face with his hands. “I can’t believe this happened again…”

“Yeah, it’s totally different when I saw it in front of my own eyes,” Aomine mused, pricking at Kagami’s smooth tanned skin.

“You should have stopped us!” Kagami huffed, wincing at the sting.

“Well, I didn’t know you and Tetsu had another bet going. I thought you’d learn after the first time around,” Aomine said truthfully. He had known Kuroko had been cheating like last time, but the image of a drunk and flustered, overconfident Kagami had been so amusing and…cute that Aomine hadn’t bothered to stop it. He’d started hanging out with Kagami as friends for a few weeks now, since they realised they had a lot in common. But that’s what irritated Aomine.

They were still friends. Just friends.

And Aomine wasn’t exactly being subtle about his attention, short from asking Kagami straight out. He didn’t know if Kagami was into guys that way, and he was thinking that the ignorance towards his teasing and flirting were a show of disinterest. It was worse because Kagami acted so goddamn adorable and sexy around him, laughing so openly, always smiling and winking at Aomine and casually peeling off his top after their basketball matches. It was torture.

“Ouch, Ahomine! Are you even paying attention?!”

Aomine blinked, smiling sheepishly. “Sorry.”

Kagami sighed, rolling his eyes. “Well, at least the design is nice. I don’t know why Kuroko is obsessed with wildcats on my thighs, but a tiger on one and a panther on the other isn’t too bad, I guess. And your art is pretty good,” he added with a mumble.

“Thanks.” Aomine felt his face heat up at the praise, as soft as it had been. He decided to take another jab at the hinting. “Hey, if you close your legs, it’s kinda like the tiger and panther are kissing.”

Kagami snorted. “You’re so lame.”

Aomine hid a look of disappointment. So, a lost cause, huh?

***

“I think that comment was a bit too vague for him, Aomine-kun.”

Aomine grumbled. “Tetsu, I’ve got a huge ass panther tattooed on my back and this guy’s name is Taiga. How could he not get it?! He’s as dense as a brick.”

“I made the second bet to help you along, but looks like it didn’t work,” Kuroko sighed, massaging his forehead. “Sometimes I honestly don’t understand which one of you is more stupid. Maybe that’s why you’re so well suited for one another.”

“Hah?” Aomine glowered, but Kuroko continued to sip on his milkshake in silence.

***

“That’s it! I give up!” Kagami yelled one afternoon, after a sweaty end to their match that Kagami had won by one point. Aomine had just emptied his bottle of water on his head when Kagami stalked up to him. “I’ve had enough of this, just how stupid can you be?!”

“What?” Aomine drawled, flapping his white tank top. The material had turned translucent with the water, showing the myriad of tattoos inked on his skin through an opaque sheet of cotton.

Kagami’s eyes followed the movement, followed the swirls of colour on that dusky skin. He loved the way they moved whenever Aomine’s muscles contracted, like they were a living piece of art on a body that was like a masterpiece. “I like you.” Before Aomine could respond, Kagami continued. “I’ve liked you for a while. But no matter how many cues I send, it just doesn’t get through your thick skull!” he scowled, folding his arms to try and hide his flustering. “So I finally give up. I like you, so there.”

Aomine couldn’t really say anything. Half of his mind was thinking Kagami’s cute when he pouts and the other half was trying to process what he had just heard. His body was having none of either, and he found himself walking up to Kagami and pulling the sweaty neck towards him just so he could kiss that frown away.

Kagami’s frown tasted delicious.

After a brief pause, Kagami gripped Aomine’s top, his hands sliding over the wet material as his tongue slid over Aomine’s lips.

“And I thought you were the dense one,” Aomine groaned into Kagami’s mouth.

“What?” Kagami wasn’t really listening.

Aomine’s hands crept towards the other’s shorts. “Ah, I really want to see those tattoos now,” he smirked.

“Okay, that I understand,” Kagami grinned back. “And I really want to see yours too.”

This is something I’ve wanted to do for awhile now and I’ve finally had the time recently to get around to it! I’ve had my blog for a little over a year and in that time, I’ve made friends with so many wonderful, hilarious, talented people! A lot of y’all have been with me through different URLs, watching me figure out what kind of blog I want to have, reading my fics, and generally just being RAD and it truly means the world to me. It doesn’t matter if we’re old friends, new friends, or even if I’ve loved you from afar–you guys are the best! Also, please forgive this sorry excuse for a header because I have no clue how to make graphics, so I handmade this and put it on top of leftover Christmas wrapping paper. I’m not even sorry.

I really hope I didn’t forget anyone, but please let me know if I did!

Mutuals //  Y’all are my favorites though. (✿ ♥‿♥)

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE (aka squad status):
@jensennjared | @fvckingavengers | @bovaria | @abaddonwithyall | @prettyusagi | @deanisreallyfuckingbi | @winchester-writes | @winchesterdelight

MEN OF LETTERS:
@adoredean | @anniemar | @applepiewinchester | @balthazars-muse | @bb-gr8 | @beamingatyourimage | @beardysteve | @bkwrm523 | @bobby-singers-daughter | @boleynambition | @brattyb2 | @brightstarcas | @brockrumlow | @brooklynstevebucky | @buckyforcap | @buckytho | @but-deans-back-tho | @carry-on-my-wayward-imagines | @castiel-sexhair | @castielspahdehrah | @chesterlocked | @chrisprvtt | @cinnamonrollwithit | @clintoncaffeine | @coloursam | @crabackles | @deanmoans | @deans-colette | @deansdirtylittlesecretsblog | @deanwinchestsr | @dreamyjensen | @elyshakate | @elzabetholsens | @envydean

SUICIDE SQUAD:
@feistymeg | @fvckinpayno | @galaxystiel | @gleefinn | @hellkat-hunter | @hellstiel | @hufflepuffhousecat | @huntertracybell | @ihaverecurringnightmares | @immortalsam | @imperfectcas | @ingexotic | @itsdeanwinchesterr | @j-stanfield | @jarmishjen | @just-call-me-mrs-captain | @justanotherdeangirl25 | @justapieceofgeekytrash

HOWLING COMMANDOS:
@kaz2y5-imagines | @kittenofdoomage | @kyloooooo | @leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid | @leftylain | @lostromanianpuppy | @love-buckybarnes | @lovemydean-o-saur | @marvelobsessions | @mcttmurdock | @meangreenlimabean | @meteoraangel | @migirl323 | @mishacoliins | @moondoordean | @nickj0nas | @olicitys | @oliverscanary

HOUSE TARGARYEN:
@peppermiints-please | @queenmacrieve | @queensarrow | @rebelamy | @reveillem0name | @ronamov | @salvachester | @sassplaidandbulletholes | @sgntwinter | @smoakandarrow | @sometimes-iwritee | @soullesshunters | @sparksflycastiel | @stardustandangels | @starfallendean | @stevengrant | @strongmeg | @stunningdean | @sunrisejared | @survivedean | @sweethavok | @takeitoffwinchester | @tequilasdean | @thefandomimagine | @theperksofbeingginny | @thewinchestersguardian | @thewinchestertablet | @thewintersoldicrr | @trulycas | @trustdean

FIRST ORDER:
@well-frick | @wiinchstr | @winchestertrials | @wintersebby | @wintersoldierofmyheart | @yepthisisdeanwinchester | @yoursupernaturalsammygirl

Like I said, please let me know if I’ve missed you! It’s totally possibly I would have. Also, please don’t think that if you’re not on this list, I don’t love you (and your blog!). I totally do love you. Lots.

Excuse me? Could you please help me? I’m having trouble identifying what’s reality and what’s my imagination…
I seem to have lost my way around my brain.
—  simply insane