could you imagine The Enterprise having like a yearly inspection and Kirk bugs out every time because the best running ship in the fleet certainly doesn’t become so because they follow therules. He has to remind the crew a week in advance to actually call him Captain and use formal titles. Bones and Scotty’s shared bathroom which is one hundred percent a liquor cabinet/distillery cannot be a thing.
Sulu has to collect all of his plants out of everywhere that’s not the Botany Labs and hide the illegal ones he picked up during their journey in his quarters. Scotty has to remove all of his Scotty-Approved-Modifications from Engineering. Spock can’t work four shifts in a row and break the ensigns that challenge him in the gym to sparring matches. Bones can’t medically offer alcohol to anybody. Uhura needs to not curse every ten minutes, in any language. Chekov needs to focus more on his console and less on every pair of legs walking by his station.
i just want to have my own cute little apartment with big windows and bake fresh banana bread every morning and have lots of plants everywhere and read a lot of books and go on adventures w/ friends and watch sunsets from my rooftop
hey!! so a lot of you were asking about the day and night universe and how stuff works there and i tried to think of something less half-assed and seriously thought this through. and i would like to warn you if you were expecting some kind of science related explanation or something cries i deeply apologize
As witches, we have plants everywhere… dried herbs, or growing houseplants. As children of nature we adore plants and house plants. However, be especially careful what you’re exposing your beloved familiar to. Housecats do not have the same instincts as feral cats on what plants to stay away from.
Most cats just LOVE plants - they’ll dig in them, tip them over, go potty in them, and often times, eat them or use the leaves to clean their teeth. MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT HAVING ACCESS TO TOXIC PLANTS.
Keeping Pets Safe:
1) Put those plants up high (really high…)
2) Spray them down with sour tasting vinegar or insecticidal soup that is safe for animals
3) Put pinecones in the pot. Pets hate pointy things
4) Don’t buy them. If you are not sure you can keep your pet away from toxic plants, just don’t buy them. There are PLENTY of plants/herbs we can have and use instead.
5) Keep the plants outside (if you have an indoor cat) or put the plants in a room that remains off limits to Kitty.
white walls with gold stars on the ceiling, warm fairy lights, floral print sheets and yellow pillows, strings of polaroids, fluffy cream-colored carpet, hanging plants trailing everywhere, shelves of books and a desk by the window, steaming cup of tea nearby, a happy animal on your lap
Witchy tip: these little bottle are about $8 at Walmart. They’re easy to carry around with you and easy to make into pendants, or to put around the house etc. You can also get slightly bigger glass bottles 3/$1.25 at dollarama. Enjoy!
this year i just wanna be extra as fuck like a drawers full of just black lingerie, new plants everywhere, leather pants, candles lit in the middle of the day, and champagne on a picnic with the most beautiful woman in my arms while listening to our favorite albums.
human au where izzy is a writer and clary is an artist and they both go to each other when they need inspiration (meaning that clary draws pictures of izzy everywhere and izzy writes poems about clary’s hair). sometimes clary illustrates izzy’s novels and sometimes izzy writes certain things based on drawings that clary leaves all over the place. they have a small apartment with pictures hung up everywhere, small potted plants, and journals everywhere and in the winter they snuggle up together on the couch with tea or hot chocolate and izzy types away on her laptop while clary holds a small sketch book on her lap and doodles.
Corvo, waking up from his stone nap with no concept of the time passage:
What happened? Why is everything destroyed? Why are plants growing everywhere? Why are there aristocrats hanging from the ceiling?
Emily, using far reach to get her giant bong:
Let me relax for a SECOND, dad.