and photoshop is lie 'lol no.'


seven ways we lie (2/7): lucas. dealing. swimming. pan. dependent. optimist.

Teenage years are the best years of our lives. They keep saying that. I don’t know, though. I keep grasping for people, hunting for them. I take people and I write them down, and I think about the ones I want to keep. And sometimes I find people, and I wonder—

are these really the best people we’re going to be?


So apparently I have feelings about the last episode of Legends. About this whol season of Legends. Feelings I spent four hours this morning writing about instead of doing things I actually needed to do.

Also, this is 100% @oneiriad’s fault. ALL HER FAULT.

Fic: Holding On (AO3 Link)
Fandom: DC’s Legends of Tomorrow, Leverage (TV)
Pairing: Gen, Mick Rory/Leonard Snart (past)
WARNINGS: Mental Health Issues, Grieving, Suicidal Ideation

Summary: Mick Rory first met Eliot Spencer on a cooking forum and got into an argument about the best way to braise beef if the only thing you have to work with is dynamite. They’ve stayed in touch off-and-on ever since.

(season 2x1-2x6 as a series of conversations, mostly about Mick’s grieving process)

A/N: I’m a little pissed at various team members on Legends right now and it shows.


Do you remember that recipe I gave you three years back? I lost my copy.

Mick checks his phone and grunts in amusement.

Making a phone capable of receiving messages from 2016 was easily the smartest thing he’d ever done as Kronos.

Yeah, he texts back. C4 from kitchen supplies, y?

That’s the one. Can’t remember which order the bleach goes in.

Mick snickers and types up a reply.

“Mick, that had better not be porn,” Sara says, walking by.

Seriously? Has Mick ever watched porn in public? He’s nuts, not a pervert. That shit’s just rude.

Thanks, man. Owe you one.

Np, Mick replies, feeling nostalgic. He hadn’t hear from Spencer in months, which wasn’t unusual for them. They had a very off-and-on relationship. Tell me how u made that chicken picante in San Francisco that one time & we’ll call it even.

Come by Portland and I’ll show you.

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anonymous asked:

Ok, so I went Back to read most of the MM/PH articles from EA. She is a lot of details, but all of them are lies?? Does MM or her friends feed her this information? Also, do you think all of the photos of them together are old/photoshopped? I really just want to know. This is the craziest situation ever! Thanks :)

Basically lies yeah. everything she comes out with someone ends being like NOPE. THIS IS WHAT’S REALLY GOING ON. lol and the pics that we have seen has been proven to be Photoshopped EXCEPT the ones at the wedding. lies about just walking into KP without a security check. her meeting the queen And she accepting her? lies. Basically this whole thing is a lie. And another pattern. When we all think that Harry has moved on and getting his shit back together there’s something else released that makes us all pissed at him. Its all her and her pr machine lol


People always say one of a few things about my posts.

1) I’m jealous of who I write about.

Errrrmmmm no. Not even close. If you had any type of intelligence you’d realize there aren’t many perks of being an ‘Instagram model.’ They get free items that are cheap, wholesale, etc. That $200 silk base closure or those bundles of weave for $400 can be bought from China for a grand total of maybe $150-200. Same exact quality. Besides that I’ve seen them receive clothes made in China or several third world countries that again can be bought on eBay for 90% less. That includes waist shapers, etc. What else do they get….tea and a plastic cup. They MIGHT receive a small sum of money based on their number of followers. That’s it. That’s all. So why on Earth would ANYONE be jealous of that? I could buy these things if I wanted to. It’s just that simple. A lot of them are selling sexual services for designer labels and vacations. What is so nice about that? You think I’d trade going to school for prostitution? Not at all. So nope, I’m not jealous. And honestly you’re an idiot if you are jealous of THAT.

2) I wish I had their body.

Errrrrrmmmm no. I like being short and petite. They wish they had their bodies lol. They don’t even have their bodies! I can’t hate on what’s not even real. I can’t hate on a complete lie.

3) They aren’t hurting anyone by photoshopping and withholding the fact they got surgery.

But yes they are when they LIE. How would you feel if you spend $100s buying merchandise, programs, supplements, etc and spending months to obtain results you believe possible because that’s what their lying ambassador said? Would it make you feel better knowing the person who advertised these products got paid for it? No it wouldn’t. Would it make you feel better when you realized that their results were either from photoshop or surgery and NOT products they are trying to sell? No it would not. You still got scammed out of money you probably worked very hard for.

Look at the comments this man left completely putting down his WIFE for not having a body like Ariannatheangel. Her body isn’t like that in real life. Her dress looks painted on and melts into her skin, the wall and the picture frame because she edited it. Oh look her boobs are completely absent. But she says she doesn’t photoshop. She has this guy putting down his WIFE for not having Arianna’s fake body. She erased the fat rolls she has to appear more curvy. And she willingly accepts the praise for this fake alteration.

As a woman this bothers me and as a person this should bother everyone. If it doesn’t bother you, in my opinion something is wrong with you. If you think what she, raychielsgifs lemybeauty Lira Galore, Miracle Watts, Aylen Alvarez, Ini Helen, Honey Milian and everyone else I’ve written about is totally acceptable then you are just as disgusting as them.

The fact that some people think what lemybeauty is doing is fine because she’s 16 is so weird to me. Why don’t you care that she’s posting the pictures she does? Why should she get a pass because she’s 16 years old instead of extra help? You shouldn’t let 16 year olds like her do what they want because they are immature, self absorbed little brats and they shouldn’t be allowed to do everything they want because it’s not good for them. You don’t think this blog helps her or those like her? You’re wrong. Her Twitter accounts have been deleted twice. Her Instagram accounts have also been deleted three times (if I remember correctly). Want to know the reason? For CHILD PORNOGRAPHY and EXPLOITATION. This is why she resorts to posting on SnapChat and her 24 year old boyfriend’s page. So if you’re thinking ‘We should just let her be’ you’re part of the problem. She’s the only girl I know posting sexually explicit pictures as a minor. If I knew of anymore I would post about them too!

I care enough to write about these things because I don’t want people getting taken advantage of due to their vulnerabilities. I don’t want someone’s low self esteem being exploited having someone else make a quick buck from it.

If you don’t like what I write about, it’s simple. It’s not mandatory you read this blog. It’s not mandatory you leave comments. You know what this blog is about. I didn’t ask you to follow. Any issue you should have is with your moral standing not with the content of my blog.

anonymous asked:

how are your gifs so nice and not over sharpened! Do you have any tips for complete beginners. haven't started but i wanna start out strong

disclaimer: i’m not a pro, i’m just a lonely chicken nugget with access to photoshop and these are merely my personal experiences and opinions.
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