and perrie deserves better than that

This is my biggest issue with the RuPaul's Drag Race finale

They brought Katy Perry in, but couldn’t bring back Lady Gaga in some way? Hell I’ll even take using a song of hers for one of the lip sync.

Like come on. We all deserved better than Katy Perry, especially Sasha.

Also who didn’t want to see Lady Gaga again?

I could just kiss you

So I did a thing. I wrote my first LaFerry fanfic. Well it’s my first fanfic in general. I am not a writer and English is not my native language so pls take that lightly. (also: there are probably some mistakes in there, so please dm them to me so I can learn and get better.) (also: leave me a comment if you like and let me know what you think about it.)

This fanfiction takes plays after the movie. I love love love the movie (holy shit did that really all happened?!?) and I’m so proud of the whole cast and crew, still I’m a little sad that we still got no LaFerry, not even a kiss. As I was so hoping for it in that one scene. So I wrote this little one shot. This is no critic at the movie or anyone who worked on it. So don’t get me wrong pls. 

I dedicate this fanfic to @kbearluna, our captain of our ship. Thank you for being such an inspiration and for everything you do. And congratulations on the movie. You slayed it. <3

“Oh I could just kiss you and your robot eye!”

      This sentence was repeating in their head over and over again. When Perry said it, they really thought she would finally be kissing them. Or should they have been kissing her? Just like that in that moment? But what if Perry actually wasn’t ready for this? What if she actually doesn’t like them the way they like her for many many years now? No, no she does. She does like no love them, just the way they love her. Just they know Perry, very much. They have known her since they are 5 years old. They know that for Perry it had to be the right moment and time. It had to be perfect. Everything always has to be perfect for Perry. And they knew that right in that moment it wasn’t the right time and place to kiss her. Not after what they just have been through and not in front of Laura and Carmilla, that would have made Perry probably very uncomfortable. They definitely didn’t want to make her uncomfortable when they were finally kissing her. They wanted everything to be perfect for her. As always.

      But even now, now that they were back in Toronto, back in their ‘normal’ life. (What was normal anyways?) That sentence was still in their head. It was stuck with them 24/7. They finally needed to know. They needed to know what Perry exactly feels for them. And if she feels the same for them. If she loves them the same way as they love her. Actually they had no doubt about that. Because they knew Perry, as her best friends, they knew her. They knew exactly how Perry feels. About things. About people. And even tho they never talked about it, they knew she loves them just the way they loved her.

      At first when they discovered their feelings for Perry. Their deep ‘more than just best friends’- feelings, they were scared. Scared that Perry wouldn’t feel the same way towards them. Scared that they would ruin their friendship. Scared that they would lose their best friend. That was the main thing. They couldn’t lose Perry. Perry was their everything. She was the biggest thing in their world. Hell yeah way bigger than science even. They could never imagine a life without her in it. So they first kept their feelings locked up and didn’t say anything. But they watch Perry more and watch every little sign that there was about her feelings towards them. And over the years there were more and more signs that Perry loves them, more than just best friends. It were those little things that they didn’t realise at first. Things like Perry always taking care of them and making sure that they are being careful during their experiments and if they would get hurt sometimes, Perry would take care of them. But those little things grew over the years.
      It was when they would wake up before Perry in the morning for once and find Perry all snuggles up to them in their shared bed. (Shared because Perry thought it would be a waste to have two beds when they could just share one as best friends - they really believed that that was just an excuse for one of Perry’s signs for her love towards them.) They always pretended they would still be sleeping so they could enjoy laying there in bed all snuggled up with Perry. Until Perry woke up and untied herself from them. Sometimes they tried to pretend they are already sleeping so they could feel when Perry would snuggle up to them at night and stay like this the whole night long. How badly do they wish they finally could hold her for real in their arms all night long. They hoped that they would soon be able to. But they knew that if they would say something to early, they would scare her. They would scare her and that could mean that they would have ruined everything. So they waited. Waited until the right time and moment came up that Perry would admit her love towards them. Or that they could say it finally to her - that they love her.

      Right when Perry said those words to them in that mansion in Styria, said she could just kiss them, they thought for a second that that was the moment. But at soon as Perry said those words they saw it in her eyes that she realised what she just said. They could see that she meant it but they could even see that she was scared. So it was not the right time or moment for them to kiss. But now that they knew, after that sentences, they needed to know for real. They needed to know how Perry really feels about them. They were scared. Yes. They were scared that they would ruin it all. But they knew their best friend, they knew that she meant it. They saw it in her eyes. And now that they were back home, they finally had to talk about this with her, because this uncertainty was eating them up.

      “Hey Perr’.”, they say a little nervously as they are walking up to her to the couch in their living room where she was sitting with her laptop on her lap, probably still checking some emails or so. “I’m almost done here honey, just finishing up this last email.” she says without really looking up from the screen. They just sit down next to her on the couch and watch her. They could just watch her for hours, all day long. They are amazed by her beauty. They always have been. Already as a child, they realised how pretty Perry was. But Perry never saw it back then. No matter how often they would have told her. And they weren’t they only ones who realised how pretty Perry was. When those football players in High School started hitting on Perry it made them all angry. She deserved much better than some kinda of small minded football player. Luckily Perry never responded to anyone hitting on her, well lucky for them. Looking back now they definitely know that they got so angry about everyone who just tried hitting on Perry cuz they deep down already knew back then that they loved her.

      Now they caught themselves again just starring at her and admiring her beauty. How some of her red curls were coming our of that bun that she was wearing on the top of her head. They remembered back, when they were kids, that little Lola always freaked out when little strains were coming out of her bun or pony tail, because it wasn’t perfectly neat now anymore. And then little LaF had told her over and over again that she still looked beautiful and perfect and that they actually liked it even better when Perry’s wild curls were free and showing off their naturally beauty. Little Perry would smile at them and relax again. They realised that at some point in senior year high school Perry started to wear her hair down more often just at they loved it the most. They really thought that she did it for them, to show them how she felt about them. But they didn’t wanted to think about it to much. Maybe they would ask her one day.

      Looking at her face make their cheeks heat up a little bit. They will probably never understand how someone can be so beautiful and stunning. They love her little nose and how she wrinkles it sometimes when she was thinking about something. It was just too cute. Looking down on her perfect lips just let their desire grow to finally be able to kiss them. They finally wanted to know how those soft looking lips would feel on their own.

      “Okay I’m done!” Perry snaps them back into reality. She closes the laptop and puts it on the coffee table right in front of themselves. They look down at their linked hands in their lap to hide the little blush on their cheeks. “Are you okay honey? You have been so quiet today.” Perry asks them and puts her hand on their hands in their lap. They take one deep breath before looking up and looking into those beautiful blue eyes of hers, which always remind them of the ocean. So clear and so beautiful. Before they get lost of them again they focus and start talking.

      “Did you mean it?”, they just say. Perry looks at them with a little confused look, “what did I mean? What are you talking about LaFontaine?”. They take another deep breath before they continue, “in that mansion when we got you out of you nightmare, did you mean it that you could have just kissed me?”. And with that Perry’s face went blank. She takes her hand away from theirs and turns away a little. “I … I mean… “ she starts stumbling. As she always does when she gets nervous and won’t admit something. Thats when they know that she meant it. A smile grows on their face from ear to ear. They take Perry by her shoulders and turn her back around facing them. Perry looks down at her hands in her lap now. They are now the ones that take her hands into theirs. “Hey Perr’, look at me”, they say while lifting up her chin with their right hand to make her look at them. “I really hope you meant it, because it’s something I’m wanting to do for a very very long time now.”, they confess at her. And while saying that they see the change in Perry’s face. The moment they both realise they the both are wanting to do that for a very long time and that they both feel the same about each other. That they love each other, more than just friends. “I…”, Perry doesn’t know what to say. “It’s okay Perr’, I know you for a very long time and I know now by your reaction that you actually mean it. I’m in love with you for a very long time but I was afraid I would ruin everything. I was afraid I would scare you off, that you didn’t feel the same way or that you weren’t ready yet. I was afraid I would ruin our friendship and lose you.”, by that last part they look down. Just thinking about losing Perry makes them sad. “Oh honey”, Perry sighs and lifts up their chin makes them look into her beautiful ocean eyes, “I love you weirdo. With all my heart.”, Perry says. There it was. Those three words that they were longing to hear for her for such a long time. They could just stare at her and smile widely. “I love you too, control freak”, they say with a giant grin on their face. They were right the whole time, Perry does love them the same way they love her.

     “So could I just kiss you now?”, they ask with a smirk on their face. Perry giggles, “you can.” With that they lift up her chin and lean in for a small kiss, more like a peek on her lips. Just to be carful and gentle and not to may scare Perry away. But as soon as her lips touched theirs, it was like firework exploded in them and they needed more. They leaned in more and let their right hand wander to her left cheek while their left hand went up into her red curls. Perry’s hands wander over their back up to their upper back and pull them more in. Their lips were now pressed against each other and they their small peek has turned into a wild shared kiss. When they parted for leak of air, they haven noticed that while they were kissing wildly Perry had pushed them down on the couch so that she was laying on top of them now. Looking up at her they could just grin from ear to ear. This was way better than they would have ever imagined, this was perfect. They hope that Perry would feel the same way about this and wouldn’t regret it. But just as they thought about it, Perry smiles at them, “this was perfect.”. And with that they grin at her uncontrollably and pull her back in for another one of those perfect kisses with her. They already know they couldn’t get enough of them.

katwrech  asked:

The other day a boy in my class said that Heinz is pure evil and my head snapped 180 degrees around and just "Bitch what did you say" "Well, why would he call it Doofenshmirtz EVIL Incorporation if he wasn't evil?" ":))))"

Oh boy, where to start.

First, technically you could say Heinz Doofenshmirtz is evil… in the second dimension…

Second. He calls it “Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated” because he aspires to evil for a variety of reasons, including but not limited to giving OWCA a reason to send Perry over and because everyone told him while he was growing up that he was worthless and nasty and unwanted and he turned to evil as a way to live up to those expectations.

He knows Evil never wins, too, which… he’s set himself up in the role of the one who’s defeated every day, probably at least partially because he thinks he deserves it (he doesn’t).

It’s fulfilling though, a way to externalise a lifetime of buried trauma and get some of the attention he’s been so desperate for his entire life (it’s not enough but it’s better than nothing) when Perry shows up.

And his goal of taking over the Tri-State Area. He wants tangible proof that he’s good for something to show his parents so they’ll maybe love him (they won’t), and what better way than by conquering the people?

Except that’s when his self-sabotage comes in, with the self-destruct buttons and flimsy traps etc. Again, multiple reasons, including but not limited to a habit of undermining his accomplishments after the lifetime of abuse he’s suffered, his conscience reminding him that he’s not evil (but at this point he wants to be because it would make things easier), and giving him a reason to try again the next day so Perry can come over and keep him company again.

He’s trying to be blatantly Evil because that’s the role expected from him, but it’s all a performance to cover up his insecurities and self-loathing and inner Good.

…As you can tell, I have a lot of feelings about one Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

Why didn’t you
treat me better
Do I deserve
the hurt
lack of love
your actions cause
I thought I was
there for you
I thought I was
good to you
I would prefer it be
my fault
rather than
you being a bad person
I cannot bleed anymore
I have run out of
parts of me to sacrifice
You stole my heart
Shattered my soul
Broke my will
Left me alone
And still I pray
This is my fault
and you’ll forgive
the fact that I was hurt
when you wounded me
And come back to me
—  Perry M. // Relationship - Abuse

I’m so here for Riverdale:

  • What Miss Grundy did was rape
  • ‘Archie is swell, but like most millennial straight guys he needs to be told what he wants’
  • Luke Perry can still get it
  • Reggie asking Archie how he got so ripped is just like the scene where Jackson asked Scott in Teen Wolf
  • I would like more Josie and the Pussycats please
  • More Jughead
  • Why do Cheryl and Jason seem kinda Cruel Intentions like?
  • “Justin Gingerlake”
  • The parents always all went to school together and dated each other in these shows
  • 'Is cheerleading still a thing?“ "Is being a gay best friend still a thing?”
  • “You wanted fire, I’m sorry Cheryl Bombshell, my specialty is ice”
  • I want Betty and Archie never to get together, they all deserve better than Archie. 
  • BERONICA is the OTP I never knew I needed
  • I will never be over teen soaps

Zayn stans saying “he’s finally free”???? Bitch if anyone’s free it’s definitely Perrie since she’s not the one who repeatedly cheated on her fiance. I can’t believe she stayed with him this long. She should’ve dropped his ass long time ago. Like that girl deserves fucking better than his cheating ass

anonymous asked:

Perrie remains winning😘😘


 Last I checked, Little Mix’s entire promotional strategy rested on a relationship with a man that never even happened for their entire career.  Little Mix are pretty, they’re talented, and they’re hardworking. Despite this, LMHQ think Little Mix need a man to sell records. That’s not winning, that’s misogyny.

But let’s talk about it, let’s be Intellectual Hoes and run through the official narrative and list out all the ways Perrie won:

  • Perrie stayed with Zayn for four years, two of which he was less than enthusiastically engaged to her (and she apparently faked orgasms the whole time)
  • Zayn then “cheated” on her three times, and all three times just so happened to conveniently align with when Little Mix had things to promote down to the very week (what luck!)
  • Despite all of this, Perrie stays with him until he dumps her by text, no wait it wasn’t a text, oh wait it was, oh sorry now it was a dramatic call at the airport
  • And now, Perrie was apparently dramatically rendered homeless by her evil ex that she never even really dated in the first place (but thank GOD for Richard Griffiths of Modest! Management!)
  • And even though Perrie claims she’s not sure she ever loved Zayn anyway, she’s still singing about her lackluster sex and her lackluster relationship that she endured over a year later, even though he’s moved on with a supermodel. 

That’s mortifying and not at all empowering.  Sorry, but I don’t see how Perrie or Little Mix win here. You should want better for them.

Scandal Review, Episode 415, The Testimony of Diego Munoz

Well this was a really strange episode for me. Overall it was ok, but the funny thing is, it had a lot of wonderful, strong, emotional moments, and those alone should have been enough to make it better than just ok, but somehow, all the parts just didn’t knit together like they should, despite the beautiful scenes and stories within the episode, 

Anyway, let’s do this thing.

What I Hated


Once again, he was the most pointless character in the episode. 


1.  Susan Ross: “Well uh, anyhoo, so that just happened

I died for Susan Ross at that point. Died. For. Her.

Then I laughed, and freaking laughed. Shit, that mess was funny.

2.  Olivia’s flashbacks while sat on the floor of her apartment, drinking cheap white wine, and wielding a gun.

Somebody call the police! Baby girl ain’t right! She was drinking white wine y’all!

3.  Olivia:  "I was kidnapped and held hostage by a team of mercenaries

Cyrus is the worst. How are you going to ask your friend to work for you when she’s going through so much?  I swear, I’m so mad that he even rang her, like bitch get the entire fuck out of here.

4.  Rose:  ”Are you the nice lady that looks in from time to time on Lois?“

Ahhhh, poor Liv, yet another thing to feel guilty about. Can my girl catch a break or what? Those flashbacks she had of Lois were very disturbing to me.

5.  Rose: “Lo calls me every morning to tell me what she had for breakfast. We meet for lunch. We power walk in the park, we take turns cooking dinner. We go way back. I know Lois like I know me, and I haven’t heard a word from her in three weeks. I went to the police, and they said maybe she went on vacation. Lo and I go on vacation in August. I told the police that, then they said, maybe she needed some time alone. Look, this is her wallet, it was right there on the kitchen counter. Now what kind of time alone could she afford without her wallet?. Something’s happened. Something’s not right.”

I didn’t really notice this monologue the first time I watched the episode, but it means so much now that I know what they were to each other. More on that later.

6.  Huck: It’s good to leave the house, have a routine.

Huck knows. He really knows.

7.  Olivia:  "Lois is dead, they dumped her somewhere. The kidnappers took us out of the building in an ambulance. They shot Lois, duck-taped me, put me in a body bag, then put Lois’s dead body in the bag on top of me to act as a decoy.“

The fact that Liv was so matter-of-fact about recounting what had happened to her, hurt my soul.

8.  Huck: ”She came in, that’s something.

Is it though Huck?

9.  Holly:  ”You owe me twenty bucks don’t you?“

Who’s the redhead? David’d new secretary?  I like her!

You know what I loved about her the most? That she wasn’t TV skinny. She was a curvy girl, the likes of which you don’t often see in Hollywood unless they’re telling a story about a fat girl being bullied by skinny girls.

10.  Kim handing over the B613 files to David.

Seriously girl, you’re a mother, and you haven’t thought about what having those kinds of files and disclosing them would do to your life? Girl, you do not love yourself enough.

Honestly, if it was me, the moment I read those files, I’d just pretend I’d never seen them in my life before. Deny, deny, deny. I certainly wouldn’t be taking them to no attorney general, putting my black ass in the line of fire. 

11.  David: ”Your husband is?
Kim: "Diego Munoz

Wow, so Huck’s real name is Diego? Quite a few people called it on Tumblr, but it still seems odd for Huck to have a real name. One that’s not Huck. I mean…

12.  News anchor: “The laugh heard round the world

This will never be funny to me. Hey, even Jimmy Kimmel got in on the act.

13.  Leo: “Let’s start with gay marriage.”
Susan: “That’s easy, who doesn’t love a gay wedding
Leo: “You Susan, you

So many lols. Poor Susan. She totally screams Democrat to me, but then we have Fitz who’s about as Republican as Rosie O’Donnell…

14.  Cyrus: “You date him? Really Red, that turns you on?

Cyrus Beene, queen of mean who happens to be marrying a prostitute but I’m aschleep tho. And so damned shady.

As much chemistry as Abbeo have -  honestly, I found myself thinking the same thing, even though I quite like them together, I don’t want this to be a long term thing. It’s odd….

15.  Leo “We are not going to lose this.”

Leo still feeling salty as fuck about not walking Sally Langston into the Oval Office.

16.  David: “Feels like a movie. I’m sitting there and a woman comes in and says the single most terrifying sentence I’ve ever heard. I have B613 files, I have b613 files. I see dead people, we’re going to need a bigger boat.”

So many lols at David freaking out. He literally has the backbone of a jellyfish. 

17.  Huck: “He’s me. I’m Diego Munoz.

Oh god. Now everybody knows…

18.  Leo: “What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do. What are you gonna do?”
Susan:  “I quit!“

Leo does the most here. There was no finesse involved in prepping Susan at all. What kind of fixer are you if you don’t realize that different people need handling differently? Susan didn’t need tough love, she needed clear instructions, and asking her to fake it was never gonna work.  Leo desperately needed to dial it back a little. Poor Susan just couldn’t take it anymore. I’d have quit too.

19.  Kim:  "I am sorry if I overstepped, but I am on your side. I believe you now.

Oh Kim. She had a point, but damned, I just couldn’t risk trying to expose a government shadow group, that specialize in torture and murder. I mean, you don’t have to be an astrophysicist to work out what that would mean for your well-being.

20.  Leo: “Maybe she’s not the right person for the job?
Abby: “Or maybe you’re not? You’re fired

Yesss! Leo was truly terrible with Susan. Although, maybe firing your boyfriend just before bed wasn’t the best thing?

21.  Rose: “I know what we’re dealing with here miss Pope, I know she didn’t just get lost. I know she’s gone. I can feel it. But I still need to know what happened.”
Olivia: “You have a key to her apartment, you’re her power of attorney, the two of you had a routine, an entire life. Together. But you were just…friends.”
Rose: “Well maybe a bit more than that”
Olivia: “But you didn’t live together.”
Rose: “We met at sixteen. When her parents realized how we felt about each other, they picked up and moved her out of state. I couldn’t blame them. That was sixty years ago. It was hard enough being black, let alone black and gay.”
Olivia: “I can only imagine”
Rose: “I never stopped loving her. Even when she got married and had a whole other life without me. When John died, she wrote me a letter, I was on a plane an hour later. But no, no, I never moved in. She kept that damned place way too hot.”
Olivia: I’m going to so my best to bring her back to you, but Rose, if somehow I can’t, I don’t want you to be waiting forever.“
Rose: "I waited over forty years for my Lois, Miss Pope. Believe me, I can wait a bit longer.”

Oh I loved this scene so much. So much

I couldn’t help but draw parallels with Olivia and Fitz. Was this some kind of message to the fans? Is Shonda trying to tell us to hang in there?

Did any of you suspect that Rose and Lois were anything other than best friends? I can’t say that I did. Not at all. But wow, it was so touching, and way to go Shonda for even introducing this story line. It’s not something that’s tackled everyday on TV. If ever. When was the last time you watched anything on TV about old gay couples?

Rose was of a generation where it was hard enough being black, but being black and gay? But yet she didn’t give up on her and Lois. She waited for her because she loved her, there was nobody else that would do for her. I loved that she didn’t even seem to think of her waiting for Lois as a sacrifice, she just seemed so clearly determined to be with the woman she loved. And getting to know Lois through Rose, she painted a picture of two people who loved each. Who had loved each other through the most challenging of times. Who wouldn’t want to root for that?

Surely this entire scene was some kind of message for Olivia? Maybe she’s going to eventually ask herself how long she’s willing to wait for love. True love, not the boots-in-the-air thing that she has with The Human Vibrator.
There have been so many Olitz parallels this season so far, so many moments that hark back to Liv and Fitz and their relationship. So many questions. If Olivia had really chosen herself, why are we getting bombarded with all these Olitz-isms? OK, we know why, because Shonda Rhimes is an emotional terrorist.

22.  Abby: “You won’t even have to set foot in the White House I promise.

Everybody and their dog loves to come to Olivia with their problems, I wish they’d see how much she’s struggling. Maybe Abby does see, but she must know how much being involved with the White House takes out of her.

23.  Abby: "You’re not doing this for him, you’re doing this for me and for Susan Ross, and for you.  Just because I don’t work at OPA doesn’t mean we don’t talk. Huck says, you carry a gun round inside your apartment.”

And Abby manages to win me round again. I have to say, I really love how well the writers have developed this relationship. I love how their friendship has finally matured and grown into so much more than it was when Abby worked for Olivia. It’s been a really fantastic to see their dynamic change, despite their mini betrayals of each other in the past.

24.  Susan: “I don’t want to turn out a soulless monster like that Leo Burgen”

Lol. Did you all peep that look on Abby’s face? Surely this relationship can’t last more than three minutes longer? I can’t really stand David, but I think Abby deserves way better than Leo. He’ll always be sleazy to me I’m afraid. Although, I can’t deny that they’re hot together.

25.  Olivia: “It’s ok to be afraid. Sometimes the fear keeps us safe, sometimes it holds us back.”

Didn’t that remind you of Fitz’s 211 speech about fear being what makes us human? Ma feels…

26.  Susan: “You don’t know, that’s the truth. It’s not like selecting a combat strategy, or deciding whether or not to launch a nuclear weapon. It’s not something anyone can practice. The world is changing everyday. Like anyone else sitting behind that desk in the Oval Office, I’d have to take all of the information from the brilliant people around me, process it, and make a smart, thoughtful decision. And that’s what I’ve been doing my entire life, making smart decisions. That’s the skill that’s brought me here before you today, to this very moment. So if being smart and informed, and and thoughtful is the job requirement here, all I can say is, I haven’t failed yet.”

Go Susan! I can’t wait to see how her relationship with Fitz grows. He desperately needs an ally who isn’t constantly trying to steal his job, or undermine him, or manipulate him.

27.  Fitz: “So the senate hates me?”

Dude, you took the country to war for reasons that nobody truly understands, what were you expecting?

28.  Fitz: “Does Olivia know that the president of the United States does not beg?

Erm, Fitz, Baby, that’s kinda what you’ve been doing from the moment we met you. Begging. Olivia. To have you. To marry you. Yeah, you beg alright. I’m not mad about it, I’m just saying.

29.  Olivia: “It wasn’t the war, it was the way you went about it. One minute you say we’re never going into West Angola, then three days later US soldiers are dying on their beaches, a week after that, you change your mind again and you bring the troops home. Never mind the Democrats, you made a mockery of Democracy.

Olivia, Darling, I’m going to give you a pass because PTSD, however the sole reason that Fitz is even in the White House is because you made a mockery of democracy, and if Fitz wasn’t so mindful of your feelings, he’d use that comeback, because it’s surely the truth.

30.  Fitz: “You know why I did it”

Oh Fitz, even my neighbor’s dog knows why you went to war, but oh the feels.
And the look on Abby and Cyrus’ face, awkward much?

Guys,can we talk about how much chemistry these two people have without even saying a word? I had so many feels about this one small, tiny moment.

And can we all admire the fact that Fitz simply has no fucks to give when it comes to who’s in the room when he wants to reach Olivia? I am going down with this ship y'all.

31.  Olivia: “Go to the Hill and beg them to forgive you. Otherwise you’re gonna lose the Democrats and Susan Ross.”

Soooo…..Is Olivia really telling Fitz that he needs to beg for her forgiveness? I’m not a fan of that idea at all, because at the end of the day, this is the guy that she fell in love with. This is the guy that she broke all her rules for. He’s idealistic and romantic, and he’d burn the world for her, we’ve seen that for four seasons, and so has she, so she knows that leaving her to die at the hands of the hostage takers wasn’t ever going to be a viable option for him. The man risked his entire presidency to help her terrorist mother, by flying her out of the country.  He was never going to let her die, and Olivia knows that, and yes, she bears the guilt of that. Fitz doesn’t have to beg for forgiveness, he did what he had to to make sure she lived, sure it wasn’t great for the country, but I’d have done the same thing and I can’t be mad that he chose to save her.

If Scandal writers allowed conversations to take place in a natural way, Fitz would have asked her what she would do in his position, if he was the one being held hostage. But alas, poor Fitz is never allowed to fight back against any of the women on the show. The writers need to let him have the last word sometimes. It’s wholly unnatural that he’s always the one with the door being slammed in his face.

Anyway, as usual she’s the only person that Fitz will listen to, so to the Hill he goes.

32.   Javi:  "Hey Mom, can I still go to Jay’s house tonight?

Seriously, can we talk about the fact that Kim didn’t seem overly concerned about letting her son out of her sight, after what had gone down that day? Also, he seemed perfectly fine after watching his dad kill a guy by slicing his neck open, using shards of glass from a broken window. Just saying.

33.  Huck smiling.

Has that ever happened in the present day before?

34.  Huck: "I had a choice, I made it, I chose Liv.


35.  David: “Was there a hole?”
Huck: “Yes

Oh this entire scene killed me.

36.  Huck: “It was too dark to see. It was black, it was always black in the hole. I know it was small. 4ft 9ins on the East and west wall, 6ft, 3.5 inches north south. I measured it every day. It’s important to have a routine in the hole. If you don’t have a routine, you go crazy. 

I measured the walls every day. I cleaned, I exercised, I took walks, a different country every day. You have to use your imagination, it’s all you have. I walked through 195 countries in the hole. I liked being in the mountains. I liked the snow. It’s important to have a routine. I ate lunch at the same time every day, even when I didn’t have any food, even though I had no idea what time it was. I built things in the afternoon, a bookshelf, a desk. I watched the sunset. That was important. I listened to the birds. I cleaned up files on my computer after dinner, then I sleet, I tried not to dream. And every morning after I woke up, I wrote a letter to my wife and son. And I folded the letter up and I put it on the book shelf and I measured the walls. It was a new day, it was dark, always dark, just pitch black, empty, it was small, you couldn’t move, you couldn’t see. I had my routine, this was my routine. This was how I would describe the hole.”

Oh, my. God. I sobbed. Seriously, Guillermo Diaz killed this scene.

Kim crying killed me too. Jasika, can you stay a while and teach Scott Foley how to emote? Just saying…

37.  Susan Ross is confirmed as VP

38.  Mellie: “Can you push back my eight o’clock, this is too good to miss”

I said it last week, but Susan Ross will be a formidable opponent and the fact that Mellie can’t see that is just another indication of how tunnel visioned this woman is. 

39.  Rose: “Miss Pope,me what happened to my Lois?

Awww man…..

40.  Olivia: “They found her on a bench in Georgetown. Waterfront Park. The one next to the river, she had her head tilted up to the sun, her eyes were closed. The medical examiner said she’d had an aneurysm. One of the best ways to go, it happened so fast, there’s not a moment of pain.

That was a sad and beautiful lie. And I was good with it.

41.  "You left way too soon Lo. Why did you have to go and do that? Now I’m alone, I’m all alone, Lo.“


42.  Olivia’s flashbacks to the island:

As usual, Olivia’s flashbacks started with The Human Vibrator and ended with Fitz. I always feel like she’s always trying to put The Vibe into the picture because that’s who she should want, but the picture always changes and Fitz is there.  If I was a more trusting sort, and if Shonda hadn’t let season three happen, I’d say that there’s only one way this can end, but I know better, so I’ll just be on my ship, with life vests and paddles at the ready, in case Shonda decides to capsize it for good.

Random Thoughts

1.  Even on my second watch, I maintain that this was an uneven episode that should have been brilliant because of some of the emotional beats that it managed to draw out,  however it wasn’t cohesive enough to warrant being anything other than just ok. It felt transitional, in a season where we seem to have had quite a few transitional episodes. No doubt things will ramp up, but sometimes it’s nice to not have everything being crazy balls all the time.

2.  Was it me or was Olivia constantly checking her phone, waiting and watching for Fitz to call? She can’t have been waiting for Jake because her ass can have him any time. 

3.  I hate that B613 is still a thing on this show, however if this is a way to kill it dead for good, I’m all for it. It really needs to die this season. Like, really.

4.  Why was The Human Vibrator so pressed about David going forward with trying to bring an end to B613, wasn’t that what he was trying to accomplish a few episodes ago?

Ugh. God I hate Jake.

5.  Ooh child, things are gonna get easier now. Man I loved when that song came on, but are they gonna get easier now? I think maybe not. Certainly not for Olivia.

6.  I’m so happy that Olivia threw out that freaking cushion, and she’s back on her drug of choice. Well - she’s not back, but at least she’s back to drinking expensive red wine and eating popcorn. Guys, it’s something. 

7.  I watched next week’s promo with Lena Dunham’s character, and actually, it looks like it’s going to be a fun episode. Also it looks like Liv is going on a date or being hit on in a bar, while the one-and-a- half men in her life drink to the fact that she doesn’t seem to give two fucks about either of them right now. Either that or they’re agreeing to bury the hatchet and let bygones be bygones. That would be nice. No more fighting over Olivia like she was a bone would be perfectly splendid.

8.  I couldn’t give two fucks about the writers introducing Mellie’s sister, but I am interested to know whether they’re going to forget about her former DAR blue, old money background (as per episode 218), and turn her into a former trailer trash girl?

Anyway, bring on next episode! In the mean here are some Olitz and Jamie and Claire gifs to end this review with, it’s been a while…

Surfbort. Lol

“zayn didnt cheat, nothing is confirmed!!!!!!!!”


-look how she is standing, close and towards him

-look how he is standing, close and leaning into her

-look at there arms, their arms are crossed over one another this isnt a “oh it was just a weird picture weird angle”

I would love to see how this plays out. The lost of you who are saying he would never do that and that he deserves some sort of pass are just idiots. He doesnt not deserve any treatment because of who he is. I say perrie should and better have dumped his ass. Perrie deserves better than this. She is a sweet, beautiful, funny and talented girl.

It should be noted that I’ve upvoted every single person who’s disagreed with me here, as far as I know. That said. In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn’t do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they’d consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother’s boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He’s not particularly successful as an engineer, but I’ve met lots of other engineers who aren’t as good as me at physics, so I’m guessing that’s not just a result of him being bad at it. I’m also pretty good at engineering. I don’t have a degree, and other than physics I don’t have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I’ve come across. Every question of existentialism which I’ve seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven’t been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I’ve considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is. Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there’s no aspect of psychology which I don’t have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud’s theories. I’m a good enough writer that I’m writing a book and so far everybody who’s read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that’s not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I’ve heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it. I don’t know if that will suffice as evidence that I’m intelligent. I’m done with it, though, because I’d rather defend my maturity, since it’s what you’ve spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code. I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn’t just faking it, I’d even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self’s actions, it shouldn’t be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them. I don’t believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren’t harming others. I don’t have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don’t care what a person’s fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don’t have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that’s not really an impressive moral, but it’s unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things. I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone. I’m pretty much a pacifist. I’ve taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I’ll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don’t attack, I’ll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don’t fight back. I’ve therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I’m never in a situation where I’ll be worse off after a fight. If I’m not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don’t care. The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I’ll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I’d prefer to do that over killing them. I consider myself a feminist. I don’t believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it’ll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit “women are crazy” circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don’t think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren’t awesome. That doesn’t mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don’t believe it’s fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything’s OK when it’s really not (and that’s a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that). I’m kind of tired of citing these examples and I’m guessing you’re getting tired of reading them, if you’ve even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I’m pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments). And, uh, I’m a pretty good moderator. All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?

Just because I defend Perrie doesn’t mean I hate Zayn. Just because I say Perrie deserves better than Zayn doesn’t mean I hate Zayn. Just because I say a person deserves someone who is actually in love with them and wants to be with them doesn’t automatically mean I hate their ex for not wanting to be with them. 

lana deserves better

summer rae deserves better

every single woman employed by this shitty company deserves better than to be relegated to cheap and nonsensical love interests, plot devices, they deserve better than to be written to shame each other, they deserve better than to have some shitty cat fight break out to entice fans

i’m so tired

Alright, so in an earlier post, I mentioned how I had notes from one of my classes that is about public relations. Back then, I had my doubts about Zerrie… but I didn’t think it was fake in those senses. Anywho.. a lot of these notes do support the things that can make it indeed fake. You don’t have to agree, but I’m going by what I learned in a class.

Mind you this will not be in any order, it’ll just be based off the order of my notes.

Lets begin.

“Media doesn’t tell you what to think, they tell you what to think about.” [reason why PR is so powerful]

These tweets wanted people to think aboutwhat could happen with these two. Although they’re very vague, people automatically jumped to the conclusion that they could be a thing.

These were one of the very first HQs of Zerrie. Again, nothing was confirmed from this point. I also know there was the kissing picture from this day, but after the “date”, everyone automatically assumed it was already a thing. So these pictures, and the kiss made it easy to stage, since it wouldn’t necessarily catch anybody off guard from this point. Everyone already had on idea of the possibilities.

To Persuade

PR focuses on crafting an image.

This one is obvious. Perrie Edwards being linked to Zayn Malik would gain popularity for the band overnight, without a doubt. The fans are going to want to know who their idol is dating, as well as others outside of the One Direction Fandom. It sparks talk because she’s dating one of the most famous people in the world. And since she’s linked to Little Mix, they as well get the attention.

To adopt a POV.

[the beginning] Soon after the dreadful goodbye Zerrie did before the cameras, people took it as it was an official thing without the confirmation. The confirmations didn’t come until after their little scooter fun. Seeing as everybody assumed what they wanted them too, it then again became much easier to make everybody think that it was indeed official.

[the engagement] The engagement between them didn’t come until the day after they displayed the ever so lame engagement ring. It could be that they waited a day to make sure everyone was on the same page of making assumptions that they could be engaged. What better place for her to walk around with a diamond ring given to her by Zayn Malik than at the movie premiere that was full of press, about more than 70,000 fans & more than 1 million livestream viewers? There’s bound to be talk if there’s a ring on her left ring finger.

When this happens, everyone who doesn’t already know who she is wants to find out more about her and why it’s such a big talk so it attracts attention to her & Little Mix. By this time, Zayn doesn’t even need to tweet the link to buy their newest singles. Just her being engaged to him does the trick.

But wait! Katherine [Perrie’s best friend] took pictures the day of the engagement.

Again, that’s where they want you to assume that’s when the pictures were taken. Those pictures could have easily been taken the day after the rumors went viral.

“She hid her engagement ring the day before!!! So she’s not showing it off.”

Again… keep in mind.. Media doesn’t tell you what to think, they tell you what to think about.

Perrie could have easily walked around without the ring to avoid talk until they were of course ready to come out about their engagement. No one ever said you had to walk around with your engagement ring all the time, especially if you’re trying to hide it. Putting your hand in your pocket to “hide” it is definitely asking for attention & talk.

Often reflects larger trends and ideas percolating through society.

This is another obvious one. Zerrie is a big deal to the social media to celebrity gossip… and of course to the Mixers/Directioners fandom. To them, it’s a match-make in heaven. So the idea of their idols exchanging vows causes so much talk.

And to the media, it gives them a reason to talk about one of the biggest celebrities in the world.

PR will make you question your thoughts, and make it look as real to you with hypes, stunts …” and look what we have here… “advanced clients.”

Who may that advanced client be?

The beautiful Zayn Malik himself.

As long as Zayn Malik’s name is included, it’s going to make headlines. Which is another reason why Zayn’s name is brought up in Little Mix’s interviews, because it’ll bring more readers/viewers.

They don’t need to bring up Perrie’s in a One Direction interview. The views are already there no matter what.

One of the examples I received was John Burke promoting Buffalo Bill, who was a character to symbolize the “Wild West”. Without him, nobody back then would know who or what Buffalo Bill was. [stupid ex. I know, but again, it was in my notes]

Develop Publicity Campaigns & Formulating Messages about their clients.

This one is quite easy. Zerrie photos come in once it’s promo time. It doesn’t even have to be a picture of them, just a “source” or “tip” to the media is all that’s needed to spark up talk.

Such as: Zayn Malik & Perrie Edwards to wed in 2014 

That interview alone that Tricia Malik did was enough to get people talking for days.

Unfortunately, the interview from Momma Malik herself wasn’t enough. Maybe a date to the zoo would do.

How is it that only one person saw them at the zoo? ONE. And it happened to be a zoo worker.. no fans, no nothing. I made sure to conduct my research and in fact, the zoo was open that day. If a zookeeper was able to see them, why not a normal person? Hm, fishy. Staged most definitely.

And of course, it hits media like a bitch.

Zayn Malik spends time with his fiancé Perrie Edwards at the zoo.

Bad Press is Better than No Press

Although I don’t know if this is still staged or if he actually did cheat on her, but this is an example of bad press for Zayn… but guess what.. good press for Perrie.

Oh goodness, poor girl, nobody deserves to be cheated on. Who is this Perrie Edwards anyway?

Conflict between Zerrie will draw attention to Perrie and the band.

If by crazy chance, Zerrie is real and not this PR stunt that is clearly supported, she is indeed talked about outside of the Mixer/Directioner fandom, and seen as stupid for staying with Zayn throughout all the crap he’s put her through.

This is where media falls into public relations.

Journalists rely on PR for info & news.

PR are the reason some journalists have something to write about.

This falls into where journalists “can’t write a fake article or tweak it”… if they are getting a story from PR they indeed can by the power a PR practitioner has over them. Without the PR, they have no story.

This is all you see when you google their names. There’s ONE article about Zayn being the GQ’s best dressed man, but the rest about an engagement.

This what my education has taught, so if I’m delusional for getting an education and learning what PR is all about, then maybe it’s you who needs help. All I’m doing is proving what I’ve learned in school & stating my opinion & POV just like PR makes the rest of us do ;)

you're trying to hold the heart that can't be stored (now we’re hanging on by a heartbeat)

[Fool’s Gold Carmilla HSAU Chapter 14 Deleted Scenes, or: LaFontaine is sad and broody at their sleepover, and Laura is confused and aggressively sad and broody about how to deal with feminism and really really caring about her best friend.

felixdawkins & turnandchasethewind ask me to do these for fun. i did not come up with hsau. i am not interjecting my own issues into these fics. i make no money from these. i do not encroach on the timeline nor advance the narrative. they tell me which scenes to put in. i add little details. the scenes are canon. /// ao3.]


you’re trying to hold the heart that can’t be stored (now we’re hanging on by a heartbeat)


say i tried to give my best before/ you wouldn’t have the chance to give me more/ you’re only one step closer to the door/ everything that could have been/ could have been my anything, now everything’s embarrassing

It’s funny, because Perry’s perfume and Perry’s hair and Perry’s sweet kiss when you get to her house should make you regret everything: JP, the empty mint case on your dresser, how you want more of them, how it’s getting easier and easier to lie—but no, you can handle those things; you know how to handle those things.

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Wow. Everyone is a smartass today. So, listen.

NOBODY HATES YOUR DEAR PERRIE. If you’re an adult, you understand that there is a HUGE difference between Perrie haters and people who believe that Zayn must be free from this fake relationship.

Yes, I must admit she is not my favourite person in the world. And yes, sometimes her behaviour makes me roll my eyes. BUT I DON’T HATE HER.

(Actually I feel sorry for her and her bandmates. They deserve better than be recognizable mostly because of zerrie.)

While zerrie continue to show up for lm promo, we will discuss Perrie. Accept it. As soon as she’s out of our (and Zayn’s) view, I wish her the best and really won’t care about her.

That’s not hate.

So now jesy is saying that zayn girls hate perrie because we want to be with him… OK JESY

I hate when people say this, I’m sane enough to know that I’m never gonna be with zayn, but I do want the best for him. We don’t like your precious perrie because she’s rude, ignorant and hypocrite and zayn deserves so much better than someone like this

So, no jesy, I don’t like perrie because I want to be with zayn, I don’t like her for her personality, I dislike her fo who she is.