i went straight from my scumbag stoner Slippin’ Jimmy phase right into my useless sadsack Cinnabon Gene phase.
@god when do i get to blossom into the beautifully tacky, energetic, flamboyant piece of shit that i know i am on the inside?
i’m gonna make a corny ass AMV of that song from mulan, but it’ll just be a slideshow of Saul Goodman pictures.
*paisley ties, clashing shirts, and greasy comb-over pics*
when will my reflection show who i am inside?