and one that is actually dead

  • Dionysus: I must say you are a gloomy looking kid. Why so glum?
  • Percy: My mom just died.
  • Dionysus (blandly): Ah, yes, of course. How very, very awful.
  • Dionysus: Wait! Let's do that one more time! Bring me the line again! Quickly, while it's still fresh in my mind.
  • Percy: [confused] My mom just... died?
  • Dionysus(gasping dramatically): Chiron... I shall raise this orphan as if he were actually wanted.
Not Funny - William Nylander

the ideal flirt-to-roast ratio in a relationship

for anon

lowercase intended

word count: 1003, I’m sorry :/

warnings: gets steamy @ the end, one curse

a/n: not so sure about this one either (or tumblr making it glitch out of format again). hopefully i’ll get back to writing longer imagines soon. i’m going away for the weekend and have nothing queued as of right now, but i’ll do my best to finish some more tonight and queue them up. of course, i’ll still be writing all weekend and on the long road trip :)

Originally posted by leafbabies

you babysat a lot as a teenager. it was your unofficial-official job, taking care of the little kids in the neighborhood. and you’d loved it.

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Batman: The Doom That Came to Gotham is a 3-issue comic book miniseries published from November 2000 to January 2001 under DC Comics’ Elseworlds imprint. Written by Mike Mignola and Richard Pace and illustrated by Troy Nixey (pencils) and Dennis Janke (inks), with Mignola providing covers, the story deals with an alternate Batman in the 1920s fighting against mystical and supernatural forces that are taking Gotham by storm after he accidentally reawakens the being known as The Lurker on the Threshold.  

I read this series before I actually read any of the Hellboy comics and introduced me to Mignola’s work. I still have the first two issues and have been searching for the third for years now.

The story takes familiar characters from Batman and DC history and work them into a story that would easily be a great Call of Cthulhu rpg campaign. One of the best scenes in the book is when the newly resurrected Ra’s Al Ghul, who gains his power from a dead, forgotten city of a race of prehistoric reptilian, unleashes a Plague of Reptiles upon the hapless Gotham

balsa-the-spear-wielder  asked:

Android 18

Why I like them
God she’s just so great? She’s gorgeous and the cool Actually Stoic character (as opposed to Piccolo and Vegeta who just pretend) and she loves her family so much and she beat the shit out of Vegeta that one time and I just love her a lot

Why I don’t
Mmm I wish she was just a little more forthcoming with her feelings. Although from what I hear that’s one of the few things Super is doing well so there’s that I guess.

Favorite episode (scene if movie)
Her one scene in Resurrection F makes me happy, even if I do wish she’d actually gone to fight.

Favorite season/movie
Androids arc.

Favorite line
“He’s so cool.” GOD 18 LOVES HER HUSBAND SO MUCH

Favorite outfit
The denim vest/skirt combo was a Good Look

OTP
K18 is honestly the best canon ship and I’m willing to fight over that

Brotp
18, 17, and 16 all hanging out and being friends is my favourite thing what do you mean 16 is dead shut the fuck up and let me have my dreams

Head Canon
She feels super awkward around Chi-Chi a lot of the time because she did sort of try to kill her husband that one time. Less awkward around Goku because they can just punch all their feelings out.

Unpopular opinion
18 is more handsome than pretty. 17 is the pretty twin.

A wish
For people to stop being assholes about her relationship with Krillin? Holy shit you guys they have a great and healthy relationship let them be

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen
Don’t let her die in the upcoming tournament or lose Krillin

5 words to best describe them
Not so emotionless kickass mom

My nickname for them
I tag her as blonde hair bot but “the love of my life” also works

Tickling - Kentin x Candy

Requested by @brendinhascuti


Moments where a complete sense of calm rest over you are rare. It’s near impossible to actually find or create one of these moments on purpose. Rather, you need to wait for the moment to come to you. Some may find this rather inconvenient, and for a while Kentin agreed. Why would you want to have to wait for something as nice as comfort to appear? What’s the point of it if you can’t bring it into action when you most needed it?

At least that’s how Kentin felt before comfort found it’s way into his life on a regular basis. Turns out all that he needed was somebody in his life who he felt that he could be his entire self around. Someone who knew who he was and who wasn’t ashamed of who he had been. Once he found that person, every moment alone with them was pure bliss-filled comfort. Even the moments when they weren’t alone were far better than they had used to be. Kentin was ridiculously thankful to have found that person. He was ridiculously thankful to have found Candy.

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Max and Rafe Teenagers: Max's Date
  • Rafe: Don't screw it up
  • Max: How?
  • Rafe: I don't know, some people like flowers, some hate flowers... Most people like chocolate, but you might have one of those rare species on your hands that is like Aunt Tessie.
  • Max: Don't call my date a species. We're not in a biology lab.
  • Rafe: *laughs* But what if that's what they want?
  • Max: *dead stares* You're not helping.
  • Rafe: It's funny.
  • Max: *begins to 'cry'* You're just making fun of me because this is my first date.
  • Rafe: No. Okay, I'll actually help. Take what you know about the person in question and use that knowledge to your advantage. If you do something they don't like, apologize and move on (if they are human, werewolf, or shadowhunter. If they are vampire or fey, you may have to beg for forgiveness. The number of warlocks, world wide that we know who are your age is limited, so I'm guessing that's out). Most importantly be yourself, because if you're not, the relationship won't last.
  • Max: *smirks* I knew I could get you to take this seriously
  • Rafe: *face palms*

anonymous asked:

BBRAE going steady for a while not trying to hide. Team never noticed.

1 (Terrible) - 2 (Bleh) - 3 (It’s okay, I guess) - 4 (I like this) - 5 (YOU CAN PRY THIS FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS)

I love this for many reasons. One huge reason is because they aren’t actually trying to keep it a secret; they just, didn’t make a big deal out of it. And why should they? Raven hates big fanfare. Plus, they could easily have forgotten to mention anything at all. 

This makes for some great fluff and insanely humorous situations. Like. Yes. A good trope. A very, very good trope. 

List all the things you’re currently working on in as much or little detail as you’d like, then tag some friends to see what they’re working on: writing, art, gifsets, whatever.

I was tagged by the lovely @kboogie09! *MUAH*
This will get long so it’s going under a cut. And these are only the ones that I’ve actually started, not the ones I’m *planning* to write (too many ideas!!!)

Cassian x Reader
Cassian and virgin!Reader. Cassian isn’t used to being this serious about someone and Reader is nervous for her first time. But together they learn to explore the new territory of each other.
(Porn. No regrets. I’m here to indulge myself.)

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i’m just gonna make this extremely clear once. i don’t wanna see anything about this aj styles bullshit on my dash. if you have your personal opinions, that’s chill, voice it on your personal or have some sort of tag for it please. i will blacklist it and i won’t hate you for that. that’s common courtesy and i’ll actually thank you for being considerate. but i’m not going to stop liking one of my favorite wrestlers for something he did in his personal life. i like him for his wrestling abilities and shocker here, his wrestling gimmick. so i don’t have time to deal with all of you who are coming out of the woodwork at him and even bringing up the homophobic shit as well that’s been beat like a dead horse over the years. if you don’t like that, unfollow me. it’s that simple.

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@markiplier you wanted us to send you the video that made us subscribe and I think I’d have to say it was this one. I have been experiencing panic attacks for about 3 years now but I was never able to explain them to people until I found this video. its even actually helped me get out of a panic attack on several occasions and the monologue at the end really showed you weren’t just some guy putting up a show but that you actually cared.  and also I know this wasn’t part of what you asked but I still want to thank you for helping me get out of my creative slump. I was stuck on a dead end and not improving at all but you and your characters made me pick up the pencil again after seriously considering to quit, so thank you. (this makes no sense and I way too rambly but there’s a very small chance you might see this and I just wanted to thank you)

holy-squirrel-of-death  asked:

3, 4, 10, 20 and 41 for the ask :)

3. what color are your eyes?

blue-greyish kinda? they weird. 

4. do you like your name? why?

I hate Veronika with passion, but I love the short version, a.k.a Veru. I melt when people call me that. But I also like my internet nickname, Ambie ‘cause I could choose that one.

10. how do you describe your style?

casual, trousers / shorts, almost no skirts, sneakers, checkered shirts, leather jackets [very important] + sun glasses, simple short-sleeved t-shirts or tank tops, usually black/grey, sometimes red, lots of pendants and rings [usually hand-mande because I’m an art hoe], flower crowns [yes, I actually wear flower crowns in real life and you will pry them from my dead cold hands, I’m a flower crown queen, deal with it]

20. how tall are you?

168 cm

41. top 10 favorite songs

geez, this is so hard. I love so many songs, but as of today, it’s probably:

  • Everything from the witcher 3 soundtrack [mostly Blood and Wine OST and Ladies of The Woods tho]
  • Bishop Briggs: every goddamn song by her [mentioning River, Dark Side and Wild Horses]
  • Imagine Dragons: Radioactive
  • Depeche Mode: Personal Jesus; Never Let Me Down Again
  • Nothing But Thieves: Hanging; Last Orders; Ban All The Music; Trip Switch
  • The Verve: Bitter Sweet Symphony
  • The Cranberries: Ridiculous Thoughts; Zombie
  • Jamie N Commons: Karma; Jungle; The Preacher
  • Iron Maiden: Fear Of The Dark

and that’s probably more than 10 so I’ll stop now :’)

idk but what really gets me about overwatch is that its entire marketing tries to convince us that it’s this huge band of heroes who have come together to maintain world peace and achieve Great Things

while in fact that’s what they used to be and what you have now is a family consisting of an ape, two lesbians and a supercomputer having illegal dinner parties in a derelict government facility

the three former leaders of the organization are all presumed dead and pass their time not really disputing that claim considering two of them are currently holed up in a fucking necropolis, and the other one is a constantly decomposing emotional fog

like you’re supposed to imagine this grand force for Good, but then jesse mccree is getting shitfaced in a dingy bar in dorado while sombra sends sneaky update pics of him to reaper, who is currently too busy creeping on a family just because the guy’s flat butt reminded him of his ex husband

hanzo ‘midlife crisis’ shimada shoots dragons out of his nipple but you couldn’t tell that looking at his art student undercut and piercings, and his not-dead (notice how that’s a suspiciously recurring theme in this game?) brother is probably currently at a cosplay convention losing a ‘best genji costume’ competition

like maybe one day they’ll all come together and find common ground and actually do something, but for now they’re just a bunch of weird people in different stages of washed up trying to make ends meet, and it might be the most relatable thing about the whole entire game

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These were the scenes Alex Drake insinuated herself into Spencer’s life.

701: Hanna “dreams” of Spencer giving her an idea of a way of escaping BUT, this is actually Alex trying to find out if Hanna knew who killed Charlotte. 

708: Spencer sits in her living room in an argyle sweater looking through her photo album, except this is actually Alex looking through the “perfect life her twin sister had.

710: Spencer visits Toby to say goodbye before he leaves Rosewood. This is in fact Alex, and there was a MAJOR clue we all missed. She is wearing the same argyle sweater from the ending of 708; the scene above this one. 

715: The famous airport scene. One of the biggest scenes that bought so many people on board the Twincer theory. Spencer was so unlike Spencer in the scene and there’s even a dead giveaway when Alex’s accent changes for a split second from American to British. 

718: Now THIS scene was one of the BIGGEST clues to Spencer having a twin and this being her twin. The way she was acting, it was so unlike Spencer. Toby even makes a comment along the lines of “That doesn’t sound like the Spencer I know.” We also posted about this scene here which you can check out. 

720: This scene was also Alex.

  • Slytherin : hey Hufflepuff, what's up ? You look kinda down.
  • Hufflepuff : it's my father, he told me some pretty awful things yesterday.
  • Slytherin : do you want to tell me ?
  • Hufflepuff : well he said I disgusted him and that I was a mistake, that he wished I wasn't his daughter...
  • Slytherin : alright, so I'm going to need his address, five minutes alone, and a phone to call an assassin, be right back.
25 star wars asks

1. do you find force users or non-force users more interesting?

2. which character do you want to be most like?

3. which character are you actually most like?

4. what headcanon will you defend to the death?

5. what planet would you most like to visit? 

6. what planet would you most like to live on?

7. who do you hope you never meet?

8. what is one thing you would change about any movie, show, book, etc?

9. have you ever made fanart or fanfic? do you make edits or any other fan content?

10. do you think the jedi were right or wrong?

11. who is the most underrated character?

12. do you care who rey’s parents are?

13. if you could resurrect one dead character, or prevent them from dying, who would it be?

14. what is your favorite alien species?

15. who would you like to bang?

16. which movie/episode have you watched the most?

17. what is your favorite line?

18. what is your favorite star wars book or comic?

19. what’s your opinion on legends/expanded universe?

20. what do you hope will happen in future movies?

21. if you could switch any character’s gender, who would it be and why?

22. favorite droid?

23. what’s your favorite star wars musical piece or theme?

24. how do you pronounce twi’lek?

25. which character do you have a love/hate relationship with?

Voltron theory time y’all (somewhat serious)

Okay, so anyone remember Jeremy Shada’s joke about vld season 3 where he says “I mean, Lance dies, so that’ll be fun.”

And remember those godforsaken leaks with content that got Studio Mir in some legal trouble with Dreamworks?  (I’m not gonna mention what the leaks contained directly but I have to assume for the purposes of the theory that we all know what they were of, even if we didn’t see them) (it’s only briefly referenced don’t worry)


Well what if Lance gets captured by the Galra

And Prince Lotor, being the conniving, dastardly little shit that we know he’s gonna be, has a plan to majorly fuck with the rest of team Voltron

So he lets it leak in some way that Lance is being held in a certain cell in a certain part of a prison/space station/whatever

When in reality Lance is nowhere near there, and is maybe even kept very near to Prince Lotor’s quarters or something so the purple asshole can play constant mind games with him

But so team Voltron gets ahold of the “leaked” information– just as planned– and they head out for the space prison to free Lance

But Lotor has ordered a bomb to be put in what is supposedly Lance’s cell

And just as the paladins are nearing the cell, already calling out to Lance and telling him that everything’s gonna be okay, that they’re here to rescue him, the bomb goes off

They manage to escape with their lives but it’s obvious that Lance couldn’t have survived the blast.  They tear themselves away from the wreckage.  They go back the to ship thinking- nay- knowing that Lance is dead.  

Meanwhile, the real Lance is forced to watch it all unfold from wherever he’s actually being held.  His friends nearly died because of him.  Cue the langst

but this situation is now the perfect setup for that infamous leak

Keith was leading the team at the time of Lance’s capture

Keith was the one who led the “botched” rescue operation

Keith feels responsible for his friend’s death (bonus points if they had a fight or a bonding moment shortly before Lance’s capture)

Cue teamwide angst and Lotor playing even more mind games with Lance

BONUS POINTS IF LOTOR TRIES TO GET LANCE TO JOIN HIS SIDE

TRIPLE BONUS POINTS IF LANCE DOES JOIN HIM BUT AS A DOUBLE AGENT OF SORTS TRYING TO GATHER AS MUCH INFO AS HE CAN BEFORE SAFELY GETTING BACK TO HIS TEAM

and quadruple bonus points for teamwide bonding moment and happy fluff when Lance finally gets back to them and majestically reveals that he is, in fact, alive