eren is a gryffindor, mainly due to his recklessness and incredible drive to accomplish things
armin is in slytherin. he’s a manipulative little shit, but everyone is super surprised when he’s sorted like that
mikasa could go one of two ways: either she’s a hufflepuff because of her fierce loyalty to eren and armin, or she’s a slytherin because she’s ambitious as fuck and will end you if you hurt her friends
annie and reiner are both in gryffindor, to absolutely no one’s surprise. reiner is basically like the leader omg like everyone looks up to him. annie thinks it’s dumb as all get out, but she admires him a lot too.
bertholdt, my sweaty prince, is a ravenclaw. he’s hella intelligent and is always studying and tying to learn new stuff. he’s super good in potions omfg
sasha is a gryffindor. she’s so damn brave, like she isn’t afraid of anything. she also got the nickname “potato girl” from an unfortunate incident during transfuguration.
connie is in slytherin, which literally surprises everyone?? but he’s so cunning it makes sense after a while.
krista is in hufflepuff, due to her incredible niceness and loyalty to her friends. she’s like the house mom omg you can literally go up to her for anything and she’ll help.
ymir is in slytherin and she literally doesn’t give a fuck about anything
jean is a hufflepuff omg and at first he’s so mad about it because eren jaeger of all people is in gryffindor and he isn’t???? but it grows on him, and the younger kids really look up to him. he’s a lot like cedric tbh
marco is a ravenclaw with bert. they’re study buddies.
David Bowie phoned in to “Live By Request” when Eurythmics were guests.
This was hilarious, Bowie phones in around 1:42 and he jokes around. He’s full of dorky dad jokes, which I LOVE, and the best part is when he messes with Annie Lennox at around 4:29 where he goes “*heavy breathing* What are you wearing?” Omg. Hilarious. Annie looks so nervous and shy lol, all flustered.
Reiner: “come on Bert! We need to help Jean!”
Bert: *sweats nervously*
Jean: “OMG I’m drowning!”
Annie: *too busy not caring*
Ymir: “look at those dumbasses Krista”
Krista: “oh Ymir”
Armin: “Eren, grab my hand!”
Eren: “I’m being crushed by a pancake..!”
Connie: *Eating while watching Eren being crushed*
Sasha: *Stuffing face with ice cream*
Hanji: *Laughing for some reason*
Erwin: *Enjoying the chaos*
Levi: *thinking of how clean the fork is*