and omg he touched me!!!

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bet namjoon tried his best to hide The Extremely Annoyed Face™ today when tae wiped chocolate off of jin’s lips and then sucked his thumb

“You know, I think I’m finally getting the hang of the British crossword.”

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HAPPY BIRTHDAYyyyy !!!!! HOPE YOUR DAY WAS SUPER SUPER GREAT AND that you got alot of presents and stuff and and i hope you like the drawing ! You’re one of my favourite blogs ;w;;;;;;; - super shy anon from few days ago (and if you want to post it then it’s fine ;w; )

no okay but just consider magnus bane who has spent centuries believing that he couldn’t be loved and that he was a demon not worthy of love, was told that he was loved, by alec lightwood, a historically stoic and closeted individual, in public for everyone to see?!

reading Seventeen's minds
  • Seungcheol: JEONGHAN omg he touched me he's so warm and I love his hair and I just
  • Jeonghan: omfg Coups needa chill I ain't about that life.. imma flip my hair so he'll get more frustrated
  • Joshua: o lord Jesus please let Seventeen do well at our next show.. and maybe give me some more time to speak in English because I kill that shit fam
  • Jun: mUST. AVOID. LOGOS.
  • Hoshi: imma squish squish, make them bitches swoon, then gaze seductively and indirectly impregnate millions
  • Wonwoo: I have no inspiration for these lyrics... well Mingyu is pretty cool, in a heterosexual, platonic way wOW IS IT HOT IN HERE?
  • Woozi: I fucking hate all of these people why am I here
  • DK: *birds chirping and beautiful music playing*
  • Mingyu: wow who is that? he's so handsome.. oh it's a mirror lmao hEY mirror-gyu ur lookin good 2day
  • The8: I don't understand any of what they're saying... just smile and nod, that shit always works
  • Seungkwan: is now an appropriate time to burst out into song? no? okay 1 2 3 gO
  • Vernon: *crickets*... did I load my macs before we left the dorm?
  • Dino: IN A FEW YEARS I WILL BE THE VISUAL FUCK ALL OF Y- oh hyung is coming gtg attack him with hugs
How would Svt react you sexually teasing them infront of other members?

Wonwoo would give you “that” stare until you stopped, if you don’t stop he’ll probably take you to the bedroom and teach you a lesson ;) LORD TAKE ME AWAY

Jeonghan would probably give you a look, and whisper, “what the hell are you doing? Not in front of the other members, can’t you wait? I know I’m sexy but damn girl..” He’ll move your hand away and ignore you.

Woozi would turn into a tomato, and get all shy. He’ll keep scooting away from you. He’ll look at you with pleading eyes if you don’t stop and him looking extremely tortured you’ll probably stop because he looks like he’s gonna scream. 

I don’t think Mingyu would care, lol. As soon as you start teasing him he’ll give you a small little smirk. & if a member notices, he’ll shrug and grab your wrist and all the members will already know he’s getting laid from how loud he’s making you moan his name lol rip me

Vernon would continuously have to tell you to stop because he’s extremely sensitive down there, and can’t risk the boys knowing you’re teasing him. 

S. Coups being the leader he is, he can control himself. If he has to be firm with you, HE WILL BE FIRM. & just know you’ll be getting a huge punishment when you guys get back to your house ;)

Seungkwan would be extra and literally obvious you were being teased bc 1. he’s literally holding his weewee in his hand covering it, & 2. he yelled “OMG Y/N STOP THIS TOUCHING ME IN MY NO NO SPOT!! YOU DON’T TOUCH THERE WE ARE NOT MARRIED” lmao even though you’ve done it before

Hoshi would kind of react like Woozi I feel like or kinda like Mingyu, he’s in the middle. He could become shy at the fact you’re in front of the members but then he might like he got teased cause he can show you what happens if you misbehave.

Minghao, would move your hand away also and look at you begging you to stop trying to be less obvious as possible that he’s turned on. 

Jun being the greasy mf he is would drag you to his room, slam the door shut, and throw you on the bed and you know what happens ;)

DK would look at you wide-eyed, mouth open, like “what are you doing?! Why are you like this!?” and move across the room away from you.

As soon as you touch this child of christ, Joshua, you’ll have holy water poured on you. But, then out of no where he’ll turn into daddy and tie you up in bed and punish you. ;)


DON’T TOUCH MY SON LEE CHAN, D I N O.

SF9 reaction to you wearing only their shirts and undergarments

a/n: this is only my opinion, no harm done (requested)

notes: ayy u guys are horny lol


Inseong: he’d smile like an idiot for sure, making you twirl in front of him like you’re a model because in his eyes, you are. Dammit, he’d just admire you so much pls-

“Wah, y/n, you’re so beautiful.”

Originally posted by jinglebelltyang

Youngbin: loves yoU IN HIS SWEATERS. compliments your body and hands on your thighs like, all the time. I mean, the boy loves skinship what else do you expect. He’d probably say stuff like-

“Don’t you think your body’s too beautiful to be mine?”

Originally posted by chanhee

Jaeyoon: this cUPCAKE ok. “you look nice in them.” He’d say. But then he’d be like-

“Dont stain it ok I love u and all but-”

“I know u salty ass.”

“I’m just sayin’ (•_•)”

Originally posted by chanhee

Sanghyuk (Dawon): extra extra extra. Like, you guys are watching a movie? He’d make you rest your legs on him. You’re cooking and he’s watching you from the counter? He’d stare at your butt and say,

“I can stare at you all day.” *is referring to your ass*

*you thought he was talking about your whole physique* “Aw, thank u Dawon.”

// or

he’d be like-

“wAH LOOK WHO SO BRAVELY TOOK MY SHIRT TO WEAR…”

“if u don’t like it I could just take it off dawon—”

“WHO SAID I NO LIKE????”

Originally posted by ayeyojooheon

Juho (Zuho): Most horny out of all the members, (I could tell). Makes you sit on his lap while he rests his hands on your hip bone. He’d be like-

“Hey, y/n?”

“Yeah?”

“Why are you testing me?”

Originally posted by chanhee

Seokwoo (Rowoon): he’d come back home to you cooking for him - you wearing his clothes while you grilled some beef so he’d tip toe to you and kiss your cheek, resting his head on yours because he’s THAT tall, and say-

“I didn’t say you could borrow my shirt, did I?”

Originally posted by malegroups

Taeyang: like for example he just came back from a long day of practice so he’s very tired then when he comes home to you sleeping on the bed in his clothes the first thing he would do is take a bath then cuddle in your arms on the bed while staring at your peaceful face until he falls asleep thinking about stuff like how he’s so happy to have you :’)

*snuggles to you closer on the bed* “Good night y/n…”

Originally posted by honeyxxxmoon

Youngkyun (Hwiyoung): for example, you initiate skinship by intertwining your hands together and he just squeals inside. His thoughts are probably like,

*omg she’s touching me omg* 

but his words would be like,

“i know you love me.”

Originally posted by daw0ns

Chanhee (Chani): HE’S A BABY I DON’T KNOW HOW HE’D REACT

Originally posted by softchanhee


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