and okay I'll stop sorry

Stop, drop and selfie tag! I just woke up from a nap so this is my sleepy look 😴
I was tagged by the wonderful @lezbefriendly and I dunno who to tag so I’ll just go with @worth-repeating @ohshittay @fal-c0n @noharm-nofoul

*casually remembers she has old and terrible fanfic floating around the internet somewhere, cringes*

I was talking to a straight person the other day and they were like “It must be nice being gay. You can know what’s going on in the other person’s mind,” and it’s like??? Being “gay” doesn’t give me telepathic powers??? I hardly know what I want to eat, how should I know what this other complex being is thinking???