and oh my god the slap fight i'm crying

Who to Fight: Hamilton Version
  • Aaron Burr: Please fight this gigantic nerd. He probably won't fight back though, and you'll be subjected to a bunch of judgmental glares. It'll end with you tiring yourself out and him asking, "Are you quite done?" with a stupid little smirk on his dumb face.
  • Hercules Mulligan: I mean, you could try. Your funeral.
  • Lafayette: Omg why would you do this like why on earth would you want to fight Lafayette? The dude's a FRENCH REVOLUTIONIST. A FRENCH REVOLUTIONIST WHO CAN RAP LIKE HELL.
  • John Laurens: First, he'll kick your ass. Second, Hamilton will kick your ass for trying to kick his ass.
  • Angelica: HAHAHAHAHA are you serious?! Do you have a fucking death wish? SHE WILL BEAT YOUR ASS INTO THE GROUND AND YOU WILL FUCKING ENJOY IT. I KNOW I WILL.
  • Peggy: Um, no. She's cute, you're not, go fuck yourself.
  • Eliza: You monster. She has been through so much. Why on earth would you try to fight her? Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. Fuck the fuck off.
  • King George: Please. I'm begging you. Hamilton's begging you. The world's begging you. Fight King George. He will try to slap you and then he will cry.
  • George Washingon: HA HA HA, no.
  • Thomas Jefferson: Oh my God, yes. Fight him. Fight the fuck out of him. It will be difficult. He's very bouncy.
  • James Madison: If you fight Jefferson you KNOW Madison is coming after your ass. Good luck.
  • Maria: She'll fight back. And fucking shred notes while she does it.
  • Phillip: Look, this kid is going to try to pick a fight with you. You're going to have to decline. You don't want to have the pissed off Eliza and Hamilton Power Team after you. Also, why? Why would you fight this precious baby?
  • Hamilton: Not only will he pick a fight with you, but he will kick your ass and then write smack about you for the whole world to see. I mean, yeah, fight him, but be prepared.

shannynarwhalicus  asked:

AH I was just thinking of Camilla, and thought of this. Camilla loves butts. Sometimes she just walks by and squeezes/slap/pokes her family's butts. Elise doesn't mind she just laughs, Xander gets all flustered and angry, kamui gets all surprised but doesn't really mind, BUT LEON one time she slaps his butt and he gets so angry he turns around and slaps her butt and they're both so surprised that the just both stare at each other like "woah wtf" Then they just have butt slap fights I'm crying

I like how you think. JUST IMAGINE SOMEONE GETTING SO ANGRY THAT THEY JUST BOP SOMEONE”S BUTT OH MY GOD. bless you child