and of course kirei

Kirei: A dog, hmm?

Kirei: I LOVE DOGS!

Lancer: … Really? You never struck me as an animal person–

Kirei: But of course! Dogs embody loyalty! They follow their master’s commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and they don’t complain, and they never once beg for a paycheck! Trust me, Lancer, they’re the great servants of man! Loyal canine, how we salute thee!

Lancer: [screaming internally]