Kirei: A dog, hmm?
Kirei: I LOVE DOGS!
Lancer: … Really? You never struck me as an animal person–
Kirei: But of course! Dogs embody loyalty! They follow their master’s commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and they don’t complain, and they never once beg for a paycheck! Trust me, Lancer, they’re the great servants of man! Loyal canine, how we salute thee!
Lancer: [screaming internally]