and occasionally horror

anonymous asked:

internet friends/internet famous ninjas au headcanons?? If that isn’t too specific??

i honestly just took this as a chance for youtuber headcanons im sorry khfjhfnfjd

  • they’re all youtubers/viners thanks (mostly yters tho)
  • pixal has a kickass instagram tho
  • kai is a gaymer
    • he screams so much.
    • his neighbors used to call the police but by now theyre used to it
    • sometimes he films with his friends sometimes he films by himself
  • lloyd does diy, a few games, skits, and shitposts
    • his channel is a whole mish mash of fuckwhat and he’s aware of this
    • he still has a fuckton of subscribers tho
    • he started out as a minecraft youtuber. he cried when spiders killed him
  • cole usually does vlogs/storytime/the occasional horror game
    • cole, waving his gay flag in the air: girls ive heard of them
    • cole, after playing a horror game: well guess im not sleeping tonight ! haha :)
  • jay does various lighthearted games (he only does horror games with other people) and diy. he also does vlogs sometimes
    • he and lloyd do diy together a lot
  • zane does a lot of weird science experiments
    • and also potentially dangerous science experiments… “but he’s practically indestructible” -his fans
    • zane: uh so i want to blow up this thing
      zane: but if i did, i’d by caught
      zane: *looks down at the thing*
      zane: *looks up*
      zane: by police
      <10 minutes later after blowing the thing up>
      zane: *screaming in the distance*
  • nya is a gaymer as well.
    • she expresses her emotions in expressions rather than screaming unlike kai, and her fans have screenshotted So Many of her hilarious expressions
    • she also does skits tho, usually highlighting on her weird fucking life
  • skylor does fan theories and videos about chinese culture
    • she’s a better and more gay version of matpat
  • pixal is a storytime animator thingy… like jaidenanimations and theodd1sout
    • her art is really good
  • kai lloyd and nya all have a gaming/skit channel together and theyre funny as fuck
    • “lloyd ur so fucked”
    • “HOW THE FUCK DID HE LIVE THROUGH THAT-”
  • pixal nya and skylor also have a buzzfeed unsolved-type channel together, which is mainly skylor geeking out over true crime (not in a bad way tho) and nya trying to convince them that ghosts are real while skylor is slowly shaking her head. pixal calms them down and has probably gotten them not killed several time tbh
    • nya is too eager to the spirits and skylor is rude af to the spirits, so pixal is literally the only polite one
    • pixal: “hey skylor can you maybe not be rude to the spirits this time thanks”
    • skylor: “ok”
    • <5 minutes later>
    • skylor: “EAT MY ASS, SPIRITS!”
    • it’s not nearly as high quality as the actual bfu (esp since pix nya and sky are internet friends) but they try their best
  • kai plays yasuhati and he Can’t talk afterwards bc he yells his voice out
    • “when i was.. a YOUNG BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”
  • cole, playing ddlc: so this seems uh..pretty lighthearted. but you guys recommended it to me so im assuming there’s a twist
    • cole, on festival day morning: yeah this is obviously foreshadowing something, yeah
    • cole, after festival day: WHAT THE FUCK
  • after this jay records playing ddlc by cole’s recommendation- who sits next to him as he plays
    • jay: um cole you said this was lighthearted why is the first tag psychological horror
    • cole: just play, jay
    • jay, after The Sayori Scene: cole you motherfucker
  • lloyd in a call: hey guys we’re gonna be the new team crafted
    • kai: if we’re gonna be the new team crafted then who’s gonna be kicked out and then disappear for 3 years?
    • lloyd: i didnt mean literally kai
    • jay: which two of us is gonna have a quarrel then make up by saying “im coming for that booty”
    • lloyd: i saID I DIDNT MEAN IT LITERALLY
  • jay at karaoke: screaming
    • that’s one of nya’s vines
  • they call themselves the “ninja squad”

also read these these are good youtuber hcs too

im sorry this took so long hngngfjdnfg

ask me for hcs :3

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Harrison…I’m just a mirror. Anything you see in me is in you. I am you.

anonymous asked:

Hi yes hello do you think that if the opportunity presented itself, you'd make Elsewhere University a television show? I only ask because I personally would watch the shit out of it, if it was

That would be the Dream, honestly.

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26. Unexpected

In the six or seven years that Mulder and Scully have known Walter Skinner, they’ve never known him to attend any sort of social gathering, much less host one himself. So when he drops by the basement office two days before Christmas to invite them to his New Year’s Eve party, they’re taken by surprise.

“Of course, I understand you can’t commit one way or another,” Skinner tells them, with a pointed look at Scully’s stomach. She’s four days from her due date and three minutes from reaching in and yanking the baby out all by herself. “But if nothing’s changed by then, and you feel up to it, I’d like it if you could both come.”

Privately, Scully doubts she’ll survive that long if she hasn’t given birth by then… but when New Year’s Eve arrives, and she’s got nothing to show for it except a few particularly intense Braxton-Hicks contractions, Scully allows Mulder to coax her into her lone maternity dress and out of her (now their, as of October) apartment.

“Come on, Scully,” he wheedles, as he pulls her, protesting and grumbling, out of the building and to the car. “Our boss has finally deemed us fit enough for public consumption to invite us to a social gathering. Don’t you want to reward his faith in us?”

The drive to Skinner’s apartment in Crystal City is just long enough for Scully to breathe her way through a few more Braxton-Hicks contractions. Each time, Mulder glances over at her nervously.

“Should we be timing these?” he asks, and Scully shakes her head.

“It’s not the real thing yet,” she says. “There’s no rhythm to them whatsoever. They don’t even hurt yet.”

“Yeah, but your pain tolerance is considerably higher than the average person’s, Scully. I’ve seen it. Are you sure we shouldn’t-”

“Mulder,” Scully snaps, cutting him off, “I went through the trouble of squeezing into this dress and putting on makeup, and I’m not going anywhere except to this party. At the stroke of midnight, and not a moment later, I’m getting back in this car, you are taking me home, and I’m not doing anything that I don’t want to do until this baby finally decides to make an appearance. Understand?” Mulder nods meekly, and says nothing for the duration of the drive.

A light snow has begun to fall by the time they arrive. Mulder glances up at the sky nervously, then at Scully, and appears to weigh the risk of commenting on potential risky driving conditions before deciding to keep quiet. Skinner, drink in hand, meets them at the door and attempts to thrust a glass of scotch at Mulder, who shakes his head.

“Better not,” Mulder says, and leans over to whisper something in Skinner’s ear that makes their boss immediately look concerned. Before either can start trying to convince her that maybe she should head to the hospital, Scully shakes her head and walks away as quickly as she can. 

Scully wanders from one group of fellow agents to another for an hour, making polite conversation, answering far too many well-meaning questions about when she’s due, how she’s feeling, whether or not she’s ready for this to be over yet. She fields the occasional labor-and-delivery horror story (why do people insist on sharing these with first-time mothers?) and dodges the obvious gossips who are clearly only looking for juicy tidbits to share at the water cooler. The entire time, she splits the remainder of her focus between keeping an eye on the steadily-increasing snowfall outside, and timing her contractions, which are increasing right alongside the snowfall.

With less than half an hour to go until midnight, Scully is finally no longer able to talk through the contractions, and the intervals between them are decreasing quicker than she would have believed possible. Carefully placing her half-drunk flute of ginger ale on the nearest table, she goes in search of Mulder.

Seconds later, however, she feels a sudden, warm gush of fluid between her legs, and she freezes in place, her breath catching in her throat. She’s just wondering what her chances are of finding Mulder before anyone notices when there’s a sudden gasp to her left.

“Oh my god!” shrieks Kim, Skinner’s assistant. “Your water broke!” As people around them begin to turn and gawk, Scully tried frantically to quiet Kim down.

“Kim, don’t-” But Kim whirls to the room at large, paying Scully no mind.

“SOMEONE FIND AGENT MULDER!” she yells, over the music, over the hum of conversation, and every eye is immediately on them. “AGENT SCULLY’S WATER JUST BROKE!” Scully feels her face go immediately red as every guest in the room simultaneously gasps and turns to look at her. Excited murmuring is suddenly everywhere, and moments later the crowd parts, revealing a panicked Mulder and a terrified Skinner, barreling through the guests at top speed. They skid to a halt at either side of her.

“I’m fine, Mulder,” Scully insists. “We should probably just- ohhhhh….” She groans sharply and bends at the waist, as much as she’s able, clutching at her belly, as the strongest contraction she’s felt so far seizes her. Mulder takes her arm and leads her through the crowd, towards the door. Skinner follows along behind them.

“We should call an ambulance,” he suggests. “It’s been snowing for hours and the roads are getting dangerous.” Scully opens her mouth to tell him that’s ridiculous, they’ll be fine driving on their own, but another contraction rolls over her and her words die in her throat. Mulder makes a strangled noise that suggests he’s inches from panic, and as the trio leaves the apartment, borne on a wave of well-wishes from the guests, Skinner pulls his cell phone out of his pocket. Through a haze of pain, as she waddles slowly down the hallway, leaning on Mulder, Scully hears the AD calling for an ambulance, arguing with the dispatcher; then, as they reach the elevators, he hangs up in disgust.

“There are four multiple-car pileups in this part of town, because of the snow,” he says. “Every ambulance in the area is busy.”

“Don’t- need- an ambulance,” Scully grunts at him. “You drive us.”

“Me?” Skinner’s panic seems to ratchet up a notch when Scully nods.

“You’re a Vietnam veteran,” Scully says, as the contraction releases her from its grasp. “Are you telling me you’re too scared to drive a pregnant woman to the hospital?” Skinner opens his mouth to answer, but his retort dies in his throat as Scully doubles over with another contraction.

“They shouldn’t be this close together yet,” says Mulder anxiously. “This is faster than the book said it would be. What’s going on?” Scully shakes her head, unable to speak, and keeps moving, smacking the elevator button with all the force she can muster. Mulder and Skinner follow her into the car when it arrives… and as the doors slide shut, Scully suddenly feels an incredible pressure in her pelvis, accompanied by a deep, instinctual compulsion to push. She groans, leaning her back against the wall of the elevator and sliding to the floor.

“What’s wrong?” Skinner demands, as both men kneel next to her. “What’s going on.”

“Now,” Scully huffs, beginning to pant. “The baby’s coming now.” Mulder pales.

“Not now!” he says. “It can’t come now, not here!”

“Yes. NOW.” Scully insists. She begins to wiggle out of her soaked underwear, grateful for her decision to wear a dress, and Skinner hastily stands and turns his back. “Mulder,” she pants, “need you to check. If you can see. The head.” Mulder nods, terrified, and lifts her dress, peering between her legs… and he immediately falls back on his hands, his eyes wide.

“I can see it!” he exclaims, looking up at her, his eyes wide, his panic intensifying. “It’s coming! What do I do?”

“Nothing,” Scully grunts. “Guide the head- as it slips- ouuuuuuut!” The urge to push hits her hard, and she obeys immediately.

“It’s coming out!” Mulder yells excitedly, and in the corner of the elevator, Skinner looks, in spite of himself, and quickly turns away again, leaning his head on the elevator wall. “No, wait!” yells Mulder, as the contraction ends. “It’s going back in again!” He looks up at Scully. “Is that normal?”

“Mulder, you said you read this part of the book!” yells Scully.

“Six months ago, Scully!” says Mulder defensively. “And that was before having part of my brain cut out!” There’s a sudden chime, and behind Mulder, the elevator doors slide open, revealing an extremely startled older couple.

“Get the next one!” yells Skinner, slamming the button to close the doors again. At the same time, Scully is hit by the strongest urge to push yet, and she bears down, grunting involuntarily in a way that would probably have embarrassed her to no end, had she not been wholly preoccupied by the searing pain in her abdomen and pelvis.

“OH MY GOD IT’S COMING!” yells Mulder, grabbing at his hair, now almost completely out of his head. Dimly, in the apartments beyond the elevator, Scully hears people counting down. It’s about to be midnight.

“CATCH IT, YOU IDIOT!” shrieks Skinner, and thankfully, as the pain reaches an almost unbearable crescendo and Scully screams, Mulder comes back to himself and reaches down, carefully guiding the tiny, slippery form from Scully’s body. There’s a half a second of terrifying silence… and then, blessedly, the elevator is filled with the indignant cries of new life. 

Mulder sits back on his haunches, the squalling newborn in his hands. His eyes, swimming with tears, are about to bug out of his head… and Scully realizes that he’s so overwhelmed, he has no idea what to do next.

“Your shirt,” she barks at Skinner, who jumps. “Give Mulder your shirt!” Skinner stares, confused. “To wrap the baby! We don’t have any blankets or towels!” Understanding, Skinner rips off his dress shirt, not even taking the time to unbutton it all the way, and thrusts it at Mulder, who tenderly wraps it around their new daughter.

The baby’s wailing mingles with the cheers of partygoers throughout the building welcoming in the new millennium. Still on his knees, Mulder crosses the few feet to Scully’s side and places the baby in her arms. Scully hungrily takes in every detail of her, from her dark hair and button nose to her tiny fists, clenched tightly, as she manages to work her arms out from under Skinner’s shirt.

Next to them, Skinner crouches down to get a better look. “Congratulations, agents,” he says, grinning. “She’s perfect.” Mulder smiles.

“Congratulations to you, too, Uncle Walter,” he says, and Skinner chuckles, flushing with pleasure. Outside, they can hear loud, off-key renditions of “Auld Lang Syne,” and Mulder leans over and gives Scully a kiss.

“Happy New Year, Scully,” he says, and she smiles.

“Happy New Year, Mulder.”

————————————-

Mulder paces up and down the hallway, bouncing the squalling baby in his arms, waiting for her cries to finally cease. Scully, still exhausted from giving birth two days ago, has just finished nursing her, and Mulder had sent her back to bed, promising that he’d calm the fussy baby so her mother could rest. Elizabeth Margaret Mulder, it’s becoming apparent, is every bit as capable as her mother is at voicing her displeasure whenever circumstances are not as they should be.

“Shhhh, baby, it’s okay,” Mulder murmurs in the infant’s ear, rubbing her back, trying to coax out a burp, in case that’s what’s upsetting her. “I’ve got you, it’s okay.” Elizabeth continues crying, her tiny legs kicking in distress.

Mulder thinks back, suddenly, to his dream, the shared hallucination he and Scully had had months ago, when they had finally come to an understanding about what each of them had thought their future together should look like. He remembers the song he’d sung the baby in his dreams… and taking a deep breath, he begins singing it to Elizabeth.

Goodnight, my angel, time to close your eyes,
And save these questions for another day
.”

The lines bring a smile to his face. If Elizabeth is anything like either of her parents, she’s likely to have nothing but questions as she grows up. He imagines, as he continues singing, all of the things their daughter will ask them, all of the arguments he and Scully are likely to have over how to answer her.

“Remember all the songs you sang for me
When we went sailing on an emerald bay?”

Scully will have to be the one to teach her to sail, he thinks to himself. The only thing he’ll be able to teach her about boats is how to throw up over the side of one without getting anything on herself. There will be plenty to teach her himself, though… how to tell a phony picture of a UFO from the real thing, why the Yankees are far superior to the Red Sox, how to shoot a free throw. Though, he thinks to himself, wryly, Scully might actually be better at teaching Elizabeth about baseball than him.

Goodnight, my angel, now it’s time to dream,
And dream how wonderful your life will be
.

Elizabeth is quieting down in his arms as he reaches the end of the song, and he buries his nose in her hair, smelling her sweet scent, and closes his eyes. For the first time that he can remember, all is as it should be in his life. He has Scully, sleeping down the hall… and while Elizabeth might have derailed his plans to propose at the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve, the ring is still in his pocket, and he’ll have another chance soon enough… and besides, they’re a family already, more of a family than any ring or priest or judge or piece of paper could make them. 

Someday your child may cry, and if you sing this lullaby,
Then in your heart, there will always be a part of me.

anonymous asked:

could you recommend and anime that isn't made solely with the straight male gaze in mind? that is like good and not problematic?

FREE! ? :’DDD

It’s for lady gazes. With gay friendship.

I don’t know what’s your definition of problematic, but here are some suggestions:

MUSHISHI

Mushishi tells a story of Ginko, who helps people who have encountered mystical creatures, Mushis. Mushis can cause all kind of harm for people.
This series combines old traditional Japanese folklores and ghost stories. The BG art is breathtaking, and soundtrack is pure gold!
This has occasional horror elements, so it can be triggering for sensitive people.

KURAGEHIME

Main character Tsukimi befriends with a cross-dressing boy, Kuranosuke, and it all involves fashion, drawing, outcast of society female group living together in “NO BOYS ALLOWED”-zone and lots of jellyfish!
Manga is still running, so this anime ends up quite “suddenly”.

SPACE DANDY

Shortly Space Dandy follows the adventures of alien hunter Dandy, who is a great hunter and a lady killer - in his dreams.
Space Dandy does have male gaze part in there, sadly, but it’s not the main point in the series. The first 3 to 4 episodes have quite lots of boobs and behinds, but from 5th episode forward the series gets better! Second season was AWESOME - you can start from 2nd season if you like because this series doesn’t have a plot, but every episode is an individual story. They’re from different directors, animators, screen writers ect including Ghibli’s animator. Zombies, Galaxy’s best dance competitions, forming a rock band, fishing a mysterious monster fish, finding chameleon, helping a woman to get rid of his stalking ex, parodying High School Musical with the 80′s theme… That all much more!

SAMURAI CHAMPLOO

I love Samurai Champloo, but it can be a bit heavy for some watchers.
This anime tells a story of girl named Fuu, who saves lives of samurai Jin and fugitive Mugen, and asks them to look with her a samurai that smells like sunflowers.
This combines well real historical events to Edo Japan, with hints of modern society’s things like rap battles and beat boxing.

DEATH PARADE

I absolutely love Death Parade. I won’t spoil you with the plot setting, it’s the best just start to watch the first episode without any info.

KYOUKAI NO KANATA

Two hunted and despised people, Mirai and Akihito, try to deal with Youmu (demons/spirits) and their own bad legacies. I really love KNK!

For other series I have personally enjoyed:
- Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles (OVAs are the only ones that go 100% with the plot)
- Inuyasha
- Ginga Nagareboshi Gin (extremely famous and loved series in this country. Old anime, with lots of blood and violence. Might not be everyone’s cup of tea. Very emotional series!)
- Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood (I haven’t seen this yet, but as I have read the manga I simply KNOW this is good series!)
- Kuroko no Basket

EDIT
Something I remembered while being in sauna!

GEKKAN SHOUJO NOZAKI-KUN

ABSOLUTELY DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GO SEE GEKKAN SHOUJO NOZAKI-KUN! If you have to see one series from this list, this is it!

How about NDRV3 boys making their s/o laugh so hard tears come out? Like, what would they do to make them laugh? Thank you!

Sorry this took so long, friendo. But I know for a fact that you’ll enjoy it.

Korekiyo Shinguuji

  • He stands in front of you with his voice as even and calming as ever
  • He’s telling you about youkai that are basically objects that come to life after neglect
  • The stories about the sentient futon and lantern are pretty cool
  • Then he tells you a youkai that’s basically a dude with a lute for a head
  • You start holding back a laugh
  • Then he tells you about umbrellas that come to life with a completely straight face
  • All they do is hop around and try to scare people
  • You start giggling and ask if he has any pictures of them
  • Surprisingly, he pulls out a little black notebook
  • On the corners of note pages, you occasionally see silly and crudely drawn umbrellas with single eyes and a tongue sticking out at you
  • Just the mental image of Shinguuji drawing these…
  • You burst out laughing
  • He looks incredibly confused and asks you what’s so funny
  • This only causes you to laugh harder every time he asks
  • He eventually gets you a phone charm that looks like one

Rantarou Amami

  • Now Amami may seem smooth
  • But you’ve witnessed those far and few between moments where he messes up
  • One time in particular, he offered to show you a movie
  • When you asked him what kind, he started listing them out
  • Action, comedy, drama, horra-

  • “Excuse me,” he said, “ho-were-
  • …That’s not it either.
  • He spends the next eight minutes trying to say it correctly
  • But the longer he goes on, the less like a word it becomes
  • You were already laughing after the first attempt but now you’re struggling for breath
  • His face is bright red nearly the whole time
  • Eventually he just gives up and blurts out “A scary movie, okay? A scary movie.
  • You two never really talk about it but it just sort of became an inside joke
  • Now you occasionally mispronounce the word “horror” on purpose just to see the look on his face

Kokichi Ouma

  • Now, he’s always cracks jokes at you so you’re used to his humor
  • But recently he’s started this little habit of naming things
  • It was something cutesy that made you giggle so he kept doing it
  • It reached a peak one day while the two of you were sitting on the couch
  • One second he’s eating grapes
  • The next you hear an overdramatic “JUNIOR NO”
  • Your head snaps over to see Ouma almost jump off the couch to catch the grapes that somehow slipped from his grasp
  • You just burst out laughing
  • Your boyfriend, a supreme leader, is fumbling to make sure his grapes don’t hit the floor
  • When they do, he has exaggerated tears
  • And you start laughing harder until you have tears in your eyes too
  • He looks almost offended
  • How dare you laugh over the death of Junior, you monster
  • You pause in your laughter long enough to remind him that he was going to eat “Junior” anyways
  • He just kinda goes “Oh yeah”, remembers the five second rule, and eats the grapes

Shuuichi Saihara

  • Now, your boyfriend isn’t really one to yell
  • He gets easily exasperated, sure, but he rarely gets angry
  • So you weren’t expecting much when you decided to show him this terrible movie
  • He did his usual routine he did when he watched movies
  • He deduced them and snarked at them to the point where even a three-year-old could tell who the villain was
  • But then the actual reveal happened
  • He paused the movie and got up
  • He took in a deep breath
  • WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
  • He flew into a rant that had him pacing around the room and flailing his hands
  • Because that is not how you mystery, movie, that is not
  • You barely register a word of it because you’re on the floor laughing

Kaito Momota

  • Seeing him with bedhead is still, hands down, the funniest thing you’ve ever seen.

Kiibo

  • You two still aren’t quite sure of how it happened
  • You were just taking a walk
  • Then Kiibo tripped over air and fell face-first into the ground
  • His whole posture was stiff and his feet were still up in the air
  • You feel bad about it but you burst out laughing
  • Because when’s the next time you’re going to see a robot faceplant directly into the grass
  • He gets up on his hands and knees to get off the ground
  • You notice the flowers stuck to his hair and start laughing harder
  • He almost pouts at you and tells you that it’s not funny!
  • But eventually your laughter infects him and he starts chuckling along with you
  • He’s a bit more cautious on walks now

Gonta Gokuhara

  • Gonta isn’t quite sure how he ended up like this???
  • Gonta was sure that he was running late
  • And now he’s locked in the room an hour early?
  • While Gonta’s glad that he can see you through the glass
  • And he’s really glad that he could make you laugh this hard…
  • Could you please stop laughing long enough to help Gonta get out?

Ryouma Hoshi

  • You were just playing Metal Gear Solid when he came in
  • He sat down beside you and said something
  • Then Snake said something
  • That’s when you notice and giggle
  • He starts blushing and asks
  • “What? Did I say something funny?”
  • Almost immediately after, you hear another voice clip from Snake
  • You laugh harder
  • He starts getting frustrated until it finally clicks
  • Wow does he sound like Snake
  • He says one of Snake’s lines with as much enthusiasm as he can for you
  • He’s still not over it either

i think about car boys so much in the first eps they just crush cars and like they still crush cars but its spiraled into a transformative experience of fucking the actual laws of physics w occasional existential horror I CANT FORGET THIS ONE COMMENT THAT WAS LIKE ‘nick and griffin learning how to pilot non vehicular objects is like man learning how to make fire’ Haunts me

Since a lot of people want to unsub Jon; here's some really cool people who do the same thing as him, are just as funny, and much less racist.

JordanUnderneath - Does horror reviews. Occasionally talks about his depression or loneliness in general, but not in a bad way or an attention seeking way, more in a way that says “this is how and why this game reached out to me and personally effected me.” Pretty damn funny and one of my favorite reviewers right now.

BrutalMoose - Does a lot of old cassette reviews and a LOT of point-and-click games. Great sense of humor, and uploads much more frequently than Jon.

ProJared - it’s ProJared

PeanutButterGamer - Kinda shouty, but if that’s your thing, that’s your thing! Has a very straight to the point sense of humor. Pretty dang good video editing too!

Game Grumps - Not a review show, but it’s Jon’s old Let’s Play show that he’s since left. In my opinion, it’s doing much better without him, Dan is a fantastic person and the channel uploads daily.

Random Homestuck Headcanons

At least for my OT3 + Dave

- Karkat’s voice range can go from Jimmy Urine’s dog whistle soprano to Sully Erna’s satanic growls in 0.3 seconds and every time his voice changes that drastically every living person within earshot will have a panic attack and or turn around like someone just insulted their lusus. They get really surprised and jumpy, he doesn’t know why.
- Karkat wears boyshorts. Not boxers- the girl’s version of boxers. He’s a huge total dork and they’re just a lot more comfortable and you can physically fight him on that. Besides, anyone who’s seen them won’t deny that they look perfectly fine.
- Terezi doesn’t actually lick people randomly, but she WILL give Karkat the sloppy dog kiss on occasion, just to freak him out while actually dishing out the affection that poor kid deserves.
- Terezi is actually pretty tall and slightly chubby, but she wears it well and uses tree-skipping as a daily exercise.
- Terezi has actually learned to sew and makes her own Scalemates when the other ones “mysteriously” disappear. Contrary to popular belief, they actually have nice color patterns and palettes, and each color choice has a specific, personal meaning. One of her favorites is a shale-and-blue one with a single red button eye.
- Karkat actually messaged Kanaya to learn to sew as well, and made his first Scalemate as a Wriggling Day Present to Terezi. It’s a shoddy gray-and-black one and he has never once not seen her without it while taking a nap or sleeping in her coon. He pretends not to notice.
- Sollux’s lisp is actually quite minor and doesn’t completely butcher his sentences, but the little hiss he lets out is a weird little quirk Karkat secretly admires.
- While Karkat’s horns feel more like a smooth pebble or porcelain, Terezi’s feels like sandpaper (scratchy and awful if you go the wrong way, but nice and smooth if you go the other way). Sollux’s horns feel more like polished wood.
- Sollux plucks his eyebrows
- Karkat has broken his nose at least three times
- Terezi, surprisingly, has not broken or cracked a single bone in her body and the worst injury she’s gotten is a mild sprain in her ankle.
- Dave is very fair-skinned, but instead of stark albino white his hair is more of a light, creamy color
- Dave has a severe case of freckles
- When Dave’s guard is down and he’s not playing off the coolkid charade, he’s actually the worst flustered virgin about absolutely anything and it’s honestly the cutest yet infuriating thing Karkat has seen in his life
- Karkat and Terezi have a movie marathon every perigree that consists of old spy movies and cheesy romcoms along with the occasional horror film.
- Sollux is actually the crybaby of them all, not Karkat. Karkat is only a sobbing mess during movies, but Sollux will throw a tantrum if somebody leaves a sock in the room. 
- When he’s not throwing a fit and glued to the computer screen Sollux is actually a very chill, surprisingly cuddly troll
- Karkat and Sollux have no real label on their relationship, but it seems to be a huge messy metronome of Moiraillagence and Kismesisitude. Everyone calls them Kisrails when they’re not around. 
- Karkat also has black feelings towards Dave, simply because of his sheer stupidity, but on the very special occasion he flushes sometimes, as well
- KARKAT IS A PROUD MEMBER OF AN INTERSPECIES POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP AND DOESN’T CHEAT ON ANYONE
- Terezi is the main red interest in Karkat’s amazing love life
- Sollux and Dave compete regularly to win over Karkat’s attention and in the very back of his sketchbook there are black Soldave scribbles. Thankfully no one’s found them. Yet(???)
- Terezi and Sollux actually have no comment on each other
- Terezi and Dave get along pretty well, but both of them have decided that dating each other wouldn’t really work after what happened last time
- Karkat’s drawers are actually filled with stolen clothes, and it’s not a surprised to see a disheveled Vantas wearing a Libra T-shirt, record boxers and fuzzy bee socks. 

@wallathewalrus @paradoxcuddle and @panic-at-the-discovery-kids are my proud huge polyamorous family gathering of Karkat ships
Also happy birthday to the lispy douchebag @paradoxcuddle because they’re the reason I made this mess

anonymous asked:

is hannibal a good show? like obvi you wrote a whole song abt it but like HOW good?

HI HEY

HANNIBAL IS.. COMPLICATED IMO… LOL

sometimes it’s so cartoonishly gory that it’s kinda gross to watch (AND TAKE SERIOUSLY) but the atmosphere and character writing is generally really well done

if you can stomach the super gross-out horror and occasional Corn Factor I’d recommend it

(if for nothing else then to see Mads sparkle and glisten like some sort of dark god)

Not Scared of Horror Movies- Hyunwoo, Hoseok, and Minhyuk

Part of Not scared of horror movies

Part I, Part II, Part III

I relate so much with this reaction that I put in some of my own experiences from the past. :D I’m a huge fan of horror movies :D

xoxo

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Annabelle: Creation Review

Alright, I’ve gotten 3 likes on the earlier post wherein I asked if anyone would be down for horror movie reviews and that’s good enough for me. Okay, well this is the first of some very occasional horror movie reviews so pardon me if it’s a bit rough. Also this is spoiler-free (above the Keep Reading line).

1. Supernatural or psychological or metaphorical in someway? Supernatural. It’s about a demon controlling a doll.

2. How scary was it? 7.5/10 I just like more specific and seemingly arbitrary numbers. I would say it’s at least the second scariest film in the Conjuring Series (Conjuring being number one, the first Annabelle movie being at the bottom). There are some scares that fall a little short, a couple shots that linger a little too long on the monster to truly be scary, but for the most part it’s solid.

3. Jump scares of nah? Jump scares galore.

4. Is there blood and gore? There are a few graphic images but nothing sickening. The images did catch me by surprise, especially since this takes place in the Conjuring series, which has largely remained bloodless so far.

5. On a scale of 1 - 10 (10 being Alien: Covenant), how dumb were the characters? 8. The spookiness and other such stuff that occurred could have been cut short if the people actually talked to each other.  Like multiple of them could have been like, “Something fucked up and obviously supernatural happened last night,” and been met with a response, “Oh shit me too!” and then high-tailed it out of that joint. It is a little frustrating, especially when someone is about to open up about the supernatural stuff, she gets interrupted and lectured.

6. Does that story make logical sense if you think about it too long? Don’t think about it too long.

The haunted house genre, currently being dominated by Blumhouse films such as Insidious and the Conjuring, seems like it should be running out of runway? How many ways are there to scare us in films like these that we haven’t seen before? Apparently there are at least some more.  At lot of the scares in this film don’t feel like they’ve been done before and the ones that seem familiar are still effectively frightening. There was at least one line that came out a bit cheesily and has probably been said in horror films a million times before, but I was still scared (my cynical brother, on the other hand, chuckled). In this movie, there are a lot of creative ways that the filmmakers use the setting and surroundings to invent creepy things. The final act was actually really great. Most horror films tend to fall apart somewhere around the climax (for example, the house in the conjuring got a little too crowded at the end and too many things started flying around the room) but some of the characters found themselves isolated in the more horrifying moments, making the stakes all the more high.

These past couple nights I’ve been slightly afraid to turn off the light, thinking the demon of the movie would somehow catch me as I climb up the ladder to my bed in the dark. It makes more sense at night. Overall, I’ll give it a 7/10.

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Ryuji's Type of Dates

A request by Anon. Enjoy!

  • Ryuji is the kind of lover who loves going out and date. He sometimes has a random urge to go outside, he doesn’t know why though.

  • The Arcade is one of his favorite places to go in any occasion. During your date at this place, he’ll probably challenge you to some sports games like basketball. Or car games. Or DDR. Imagine winning a basketball game with Ryuji as your opponent, lol. He’ll stay shut and awkward because you hurt his pride ww. He takes pride in everything, so yeah. It’s p cute when he goes mad :3c

  • Akibahara. Ryuji likes to go there to buy some video games. Tbh he has tons of figures all sorted out on the shelves of his room. He likes to collect ‘em figurines. He absolutely adores them so much that after ten days after being Ryuji’s mate, you will basically remember the names of the characters and the series they’re from.

  • Food shops and restaurants. We all know Ryuji has a passion for eating, so this is pretty much impending if you were dating him lol. Since you’re his S/O, Ryuji always offers to pay up the whole food. But he sometimes hopes for you to give him a peck on the cheeks or the lips because of that :^))

  • Movie theaters. Ryuji often asks you to go to the movies with him. He likes watching some action, comedy, and very occasionally: horror. He watches ‘em just to be clung by you lol. He’ll be like, “ten minutes in and you’re already afraid? What a scaredy cat. Here, hold my arm.” And no he doesn’t say that just because he wants to show off his muscles lol why would you think of that hahaha /sweats

  • But there are certain times when both of you just stay at Ryuji’s place and hang out inside. But it usually happens during rainy season. When the weather really is that terrible, then he’ll just pick you up and go to his house again (he’s trying hard to be a gentleman. Akira told him to do that).

  • Cuddling in bed, watching movies while being hassled up by a blanket with him, silly fights with him on the bed, or anything basically. It always feels warm when you’re together. And there are times when both of you go 18+. Lmao.

  • And that’s it. Thanks for requesting, Anon! I hope I get some more ;3;

ID #84377

Name: Lauren
Age: 20
Country: United States

I am a junior in college, working towards my Bachelors and Masters of Social Work. I am an INFJ and a Scorpio.
I love reading, mostly comedy biographies, psychology, and horror. I occasionally write but my inner procrastinator comes out and I never finish it.
When I am not studying my butt off I am playing the Sims 4 or creating DIYs.
I enjoy watching Netflix. My favorite TV shows are Parks and Rec, The Office, X-Files, Supernatural, and Impractical Jokers.
My favorite artists/bands are Paramore, Twenty One Pilots, Jon Bellion, and Harry Styles.
I am a feminist, liberal, egalitarian. I am open-minded and, as long as you are respectful, I will be too.
I have had one pen pal before and it kind of just petered out. I am looking for someone to send emails to or message on here first, and then start sending small packages or letters. Obviously, with a college student budget, those would have to sporadic.

Preferences: I would prefer someone who is 18-30.