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A million movies to get you in the school spirit

Obviously the school life portrayed in movies is nothing like the reality. Try more disorganisation, mounting stress and constantly messy hair. Nevertheless, we can attempt to forget the reality! I’ve put together this list of high school and college related movies to get you maybe just a little more motivated for school. I’ve put an asterisk (*) next to some of my favourites. Happy watching!

High school related movies:

  • 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)*
  • 17 Again (2009)
  • 21 Jump Street (2012)*
  • A Cinderella Story (2004)
  • A Girl Like Her (2015)*
  • Accepted (2006)
  • American Beauty (1999)*
  • An Education (2009)*
  • Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging (2008)*
  • Bad Hair Day (2015)
  • Beastly (2011)
  • Bratz: The Movie (2007)
  • Bring It On (2000)
  • Bring It On Again (2004)
  • Bring It On: All or Nothing (2006)
  • Bring It On: Fight to the Finish (2009)
  • Bring It On: In It to Win It (2007)
  • Can’t Hardly Wait (1998)
  • Carrie (2013)
  • Chronicle (2012)
  • Clueless (1995)*
  • Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004)
  • Cyberbully (2011)
  • Dazed and Confused (1993)
  • Dead Poets Society (1989)
  • Dirty Deeds (2005)
  • Easy A (2010)*
  • Election (1999)
  • Endless Love (2014)*
  • Expelled (2014)
  • Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
  • Fired Up! (2009)
  • Flipped (2010)*
  • Freaky Friday (2003)
  • G.B.F. (2013)
  • Geek Charming (2011)
  • Geography Club (2013)
  • Get a Clue (2002)
  • Girl in Progress (2012)
  • Grease (1978)*
  • Hairspray (2007)
  • Heathers (1988)
  • High School Musical (2006)
  • High School Musical 2 (2007)
  • High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008)
  • I Love You, Beth Cooper (2009)
  • Ice Princess (2005)
  • Into the Storm (2014)
  • It’s a Boy Girl Thing (2006)*
  • Jennifer’s Body (2009)
  • John Tucker Must Die (2006)*
  • Juno (2007)
  • Just One of the Guys (1985)
  • Keith (2008)
  • LOL (2012)
  • Mean Girls (2004)*
  • Mean Girls 2 (2011)
  • Mono (2016)
  • Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
  • Never Been Kissed (1999)
  • New York Minute (2004)
  • Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
  • Paper Towns (2015)
  • Picture This (2009)
  • Pink in Pink (1986)
  • Project X (2012)*
  • Prom (2011)
  • Raise Your Voice (2004)
  • Read It and Weep (2006)
  • Remember the Titans (2000)
  • Revenge of the Nerds (1984)
  • Save the Last Dance (2001)
  • School of Rock (2003)
  • She’s All That (1999)
  • She’s The Man (2006)
  • Sixteen Candles (1984)
  • Sleepover (2004)
  • St. Trinian’s (2007)
  • Step Up (2006)
  • Struck by Lightning (2012)
  • Submarine (2010)
  • Superbad (2007)*
  • The Bling Ring (2013)
  • The Breakfast Club (1985)
  • The Clique (2008)
  • The DUFF (2015)*
  • The Edge of Seventeen (2016)
  • The First Time (2012)*
  • The Girl Next Door (2004)*
  • The History Boys (2006)
  • The Hot Chick (2002)
  • The Jerk Theory (2009)
  • The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)
  • The Perfect Score (2004)
  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012)*
  • The Spectacular Now (2013)
  • The To Do List (2013)*
  • The Virgin Suicides (1999)*
  • Trojan War (1997)
  • Twilight (2008)
  • Wild Child (2008)*

College/university related movies:

  • 21 (2008)
  • 21 and Over (2013)*
  • 22 Jump Street (2014)*
  • After the Dark (2013)*
  • Bad Neighbours (2014)*
  • College (2008)
  • Good Will Hunting (1997)
  • Legally Blonde (2001)*
  • Liberal Arts (2012)
  • Like Crazy (2011)
  • Monsters University (2013)
  • Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (2016)
  • Pitch Perfect (2012)*
  • Pitch Perfect 2 (2015)
  • So Undercover (2012)
  • Sorority Wars (2009)
  • Sydney White (2007)
  • The House Bunny (2008)
  • The Social Network (2010)

High school and college/university related TV shows:

  • Awkward (2011 - 2016)
  • Bad Education (2012 - 2014)
  • Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990 - 2000)
  • Community (2009 - 2015)
  • Daria (1997 - 2001)
  • Educating Essex (2011)
  • Educating Yorkshire (2013)
  • Faking It (2014 - 2016)
  • Freaks and Geeks (1999 - 2000)
  • Friday Night Lights (2006 - 2011)
  • Gilmore Girls (2000 - 2007)
  • Glee (2009 - 2015)
  • Gossip Girl (2007 - 2012)
  • How to Get Away with Murder (2014 - present)
  • Ja’mie Private School Girl (2013)
  • Pretty Little Liars (2010 - present)
  • Puberty Blues (2012 - 2014)*
  • Riverdale (2017 - present)*
  • Saved by the Bell (1989 - 1992)
  • Scream Queens (2015 - present)
  • Skins (2007 - 2013)
  • Summer Heights High (2008)
  • Teen Wolf (2011 - present)
  • The Carrie Diaries (2013 - 2014)
  • The Inbetweeners (2008 - 2010)
  • The O.C. (2003 - 2007)
  • The Secret Life of the American Teenager (2011 - 2013)
  • The Vampire Diaries (2010 - 2017)
  • Waterloo Road (2006 - 2015)

I’ve not seen every single one of this list, so if it doesn’t really have much to do with education, that is why! Please feel free to add you own or message me so I can add more. 

Guys I saw Beauty and the Beast!!!

The. Best. Movie. Ever.

Disney you are truly iconic.

Luke Evans stole the show. Like I’m speechless. He was absolutely phenomenal.

Josh Gad my smol son. I love you.

EMMA. Thank you for bringing two of my favorite characters to life. You mean everything to me.

Dan freaking Stevens. Perfection.

Ewan McGregor is simply legendary.

Emma Thompson is there anything you can’t do? Amazing.

The whole cast. The songs. The costumes. The effects. Epic.

HiddleHamlet: A firsthand account (part I)

Okay guys. Here goes. I’m going to try to remember and describe as much of the experience as possible, so you can all feel a little piece of it too. This is your warning… this is going to be a long post.

Disclaimer: this review is going to be very little about the play, and very lots about how mindblowingly gorgeous and excellent Tom was in the play. If you’re not in this to hear a dissertation on that man’s thighs in his tight-ass jeans, don’t read further. I love and deeply appreciate theatre (this is the 14th play I’ve seen since moving to London 10 months ago), but this is tumblr and I’m not really here to be a theatre critic or to dissect various interpretations of Shakespeare. I’m here to drool over sexy men. It’s right there in the title.

So, to get that boring, non-thigh-centred discussion out of the way first - the play was seriously great. I enjoyed it hugely, even apart from the magic of Tom’s Hamlet (and somehow in spite of the distraction that was my brain screaming “HE’S RIGHT THERE!!!” for 3 hours straight). I saw a similarly intimate staging of Hamlet back in January, which I found… overly intense. This one was much better. I especially liked the touches of humour throughout, which helped to break up the heavier moments and moved the story along in a nice rhythm, and brought out the humanity and likability of the characters. The cast were all fantastic, and the sparseness of the stage worked well - the focus was fully on the actors and the words they were saying. 

We were sat in the front row, far stage left…which was basically on the stage. The theatre is teeny, with no raised stage, which meant the actors were walking by us close enough to touch. Being that close to Tom for an extended period of time was full-on exhilarating. When he’d run by us, we’d get a waft of air and could actually smell him. I didn’t get to last time, so I breathed in deep this time…and it was absolutely delicious. I’m sure we were visibly swooning after each inhale.

(I’m really sad that only a limited number of people will get to see this, and I know there’s been much discussion over the supposed “exclusivity” of this show, but I must say, in being one of the lucky ones who got to be there, that it was magical how intimate this was. It was immersive - a unique and beautiful theatre experience. I feel incredibly grateful.) 

Important things must be addressed, so: couch humping. Was SO FUNNY. It wasn’t a full-on dry humping (oh god…I just had to take several minutes to think about what that would be like. I’m back now) but rather a couple of energetic thrusts. Which was enough. This was met with laughter and tons of quietly imploding vaginas, I assume.

In this same scene (a great scene), Hamlet sits on the recently-violated couch with Polonius and laughs loudly with him. It’s rather forced (he’s putting on a show here), but also - seriously adorable. Because Tom. It gifted us with a huge Hiddles grin, which is so damn infectious (as you well know). In the third bout of this laughter, Hamlet dissolves into tears. One of the best things about Tom’s Hamlet was how perfectly and naturally he navigated the quick shifts in his mood - swinging wildly between grief, rage, lunacy, amusement, earnestness - and it all felt incredibly deft and real. Also, that man is gifted when it comes to crying. I think there were real tears in his eyes for about 75% of the performance. At one point, you could see the tears falling, illuminated by the stage lights. It was beautiful. I managed to stay seated and not run to throw myself on him and cover him in kisses, which was obviously what first instinct was telling me to do.

Okay…let us talk about how good he looked. IT IS GROSS, AND MAKES NO SENSE. My brain can’t compute this level of attractiveness, and I have no appropriate words to convey it. It’s even worse in real life. And truly, this is Peak Tom, look-wise. I missed probably large sections of dialogue due to thinking about his hair (I wish this was a joke). I could not stop staring at it. The curls are entrancing. It is perfection. I will cry when he gets a haircut. THIS IS THE HAIR HE WAS BORN TO HAVE. Also, THE JEANS. Holy fucking hell. I could write a Hamlet-length soliloquy about those jeans. Maybe it was because I was on the side, so I spent a good amount of time looking at the back of him, but…I have never appreciated a view more. Those jeans were, um, very tight, and I have zero complaints. I think I could actually see his thigh muscles flexing through them. I was equally entranced by his legs and thighs throughout the whole thing. My stream of consciousness went something like this: hair-legs-thighs-jaw-eyes-voice-words-legs-ass-kill-me-now…!

Yeah… his ass in those jeans. Specifically when he was moving or jumping around a lot. I leave it to your imagination.

Overall, there is truly just something about him. We have not been imagining that. His physical presence is undeniably, overwhelmingly attractive. He’s all legs and cheekbones and curls, and the way he moves is impossible to look away from. He’s so damn FIT. His body, his face, his every movement…it’s all just sex incarnate. I can’t be eloquent about it. What the fuck do you say about this. Just. Ugh. Fuck me up.

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Will you look at this? GOD.

Wardrobe stuff: I love his new peacoat. It’s really nice and looks so soft, so he looks super huggable in it. I will continue to swoon over the upturned collar look on him - it works so well with his long neck and impeccable jawline. I also like how well he rocks the hoodie-and-peacoat combo. Really, is there anything that doesn’t look good on him?! Oh, and…there was no appearance, sadly, of the beloved grey boots (those boots are like a secondary celeb spotting for us by now). He was wearing dark brown boots through the whole thing. But they looked really good too no duh, so, no big loss.

Uh-oh… this post is already very long, and I have at least 26 more things to say about all of this. I’m think I’m gonna stop here for tonight and write a part two tomorrow. Coming up: tummy peeks, dancing, leather gloves and the opinions of the lady sitting next to me on Tom’s ass in those jeans (you didn’t think I was done talking about that yet, did you?)

Originally posted by fromhiddleswithlove

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: jenna marbles never fails to make me cry because she's such a great person who you can tell is so accepting and loving of all types of people and she has never cared about anything other than being happy and that's so admirable and beautiful and i would love to grow up and be like her. she gets a lot of shit for the way she looks and acts in her videos but she is never hurting anybody and if she does on accident she's always so quick to apologize and learn from it. her relationship with julien is so real and pure and you can see how happy they make each other. she never thought her youtube career would go anywhere but now she can do literally whatever she wants in life because she's hilarious and is 100% herself all the time and people love her for it. i just really wanna be like jenna marbles because she has never had the world all figured out and she knows she never will and she doesn't just accept that, she embraces it and is so honest with herself and other people. she's not a perfect person obviously but i think she's one of the main role models in my life at this moment in time

anonymous asked:

Sherlock: Headcanon being Mycroft's daughter and skipping school for "working" with your uncle

Can this actually be my life please I wanna work with Sherlock. I had fun writing this AHHAH thanks for the request anon!

Being Mycroft’s daughter and skipping school for “work” with your uncle:

  • Sherlock likes taking you along to cases for three reasons: to annoy Mycroft, your deductions are entertaining, and sometimes you make good suggestions.
  • “This case is particularity gruesome, Sherlock.” “Call a cab, John, we’re picking up (y/n).” “Did you not just hear me say ‘gruesome’, Sherlock?” “I know. Perfect for (y/n).”
  • Mycroft obviously doesn’t drive you to school everyday, one of his assistants do. 
  • Sherlock is already at your school, waiting for your car to drive away. 
  • “Sherlock, I really don’t think we should be taking (y/n) out of class-” “Shut up John, the case is much more interesting than whatever Literature class (y/n) is in right now. She’s much too advanced for that educational nonsense.” 
  • Sherlock goes to the school office during your first class.
  • “(y/n) Holmes, please report to the office. Your uncle is here saying there is a family emergency.” “Family emergency? I don’t think- Sherlock!”
  • You love hanging out with Sherlock and John. John likes hanging out with you too, but he disagrees with Sherlock on taking you out of school. Sherlock doesn’t care. 
  • Sherlock always asks for your opinion before John’s. That kind of pisses John off, but then again he’s secretly fascinated at how tolerant and nice Sherlock is to his niece. Watching the two of you interact restores some faith in John that Sherlock is actually human.
  • “Ew, Sherlock look! That’s gross!” “Yes, good deduction, very articulate. Gross indeed.”
  • Sometimes Lestrade is there, and he’s always confused when he sees you. 
  • “(y/n)? Isn’t she supposed to be at school?” “No, Lestrade, she’s here to help replace Anderson. And don’t you dare call Mycroft.” “I already did.” “George!” “It’s Greg!”
  • So Sherlock has to rush you back to school before Mycroft is there, but his car is already waiting outside the school.
  • “Hi dad.” “Don’t ‘hi dad’ me, (y/n). Where’s your uncle?” “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” “Really, (y/n), you’re as difficult as your uncl- SHERLOCK! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!”
  • So Sherlock has to sit next to you in the car and the both of you usually get a lecture. Mycroft lectures Sherlock about taking you out of school to see dead bodies and he lectures you about actually going with Sherlock. 
  • But that doesn’t stop Sherlock from taking you to more cases and it doesn’t stop you from joining him. 
I don’t buy it - Jon isn’t “a northern fool”

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!! SPOILERS FOR LEAKED EP 6 AHEAD !!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just don’t buy it. I still believe that Jon is playing Danielle (btw we are using this name so it won’t show up in the search, not as an insult), going “undercover” as he did with the wildlings, to ensure she helps against the white walkers. Want to know why? Keep reading, but I warn you this got … very, very, very long. 

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DOPE 200M VIEWS PARTY🎉🎉🎉 im a little late but i wanted to draw all of them which is difficult especially since i got my neck injured a few days ago orz

theyve been working so hard since their debut obviously but i feel like 2015 was really the year they started making it and dope is honestly the perfect mv to watch if its your first time with bts…. EVERYDAY IS HUSTLE LIFE BB im so proud of them lol

PLEASE FULL VIEW LOL this layout isnt very good and i worked hard on this pic

Conditions of being in Arashi member-affiliated interest groups

Sho-kun: (alcohol) drinkers for a fun time.

Masaki-kun: foodies please apply here.

Kazu-kun: only pocket wifi holders need be considered (cos games are his life of course!)

Oh-chan: (obviously) boat-owners please~ (LOL)

For our youngest, Imada-san already notes it’s likely gonna be stricter conditions for our perfectionist.

Jun: Firstly… (and Sho asides that ‘[because] there’s a first one.’)

Jun: person who has my contact info; person liking things neat [pretty] and in order; someone who can just up and go when I contact them on the day.

└ And now we know how to be individual members’ groupies ne~ (^_^)

Cr: VS Arashi 07.09.2017

Gif Coloring Tutorial

So, I got asked by a few people how to color our gifs, and specially hard scenes, such as yellow scenes from Suicide Squad, they can be a pain to color, so here I’m gonna show how to do this kind of coloring:

Basically you’ll need

  • Knowledge on how to make gifs
  • Any version of Photoshop (mine is cs5)

Please note that this a very detailed tutorial so that everyone can do it, including screenshots, so everything is under the cut.

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Honestly, I’m glad I didn’t try to address this all sooner. I had to go through a ton of important growth of confidence of my mind and abilities in my 20s before I feel I was able to try to tackle confidence of my self and body in a healthy way. A childhood full of extremely conditional love taught me from an early age that being different meant being abandoned and written off. Sometimes it meant violence. And it wasn’t just my family, society as a whole was pretty fucking unforgiving of ‘different’ people. So you hide if you can. That’s what I did. But I was hurt. And angry. Exposed and overrun by shame at an age too young to fully understand. Moved from Canada to the States but I already felt broken. Writing music became the cathartic outlet and gave me a vehicle for heaps of positive affirmation. Music taught me a lot of lessons, but ultimately it gave me the perfect all-consuming, double-edged distraction from my issues for a looong time. But as I’ve gotten older and developed healthy honest relationships and understand real family, I’ve realized how critical functional honesty is and learned that no matter how truthful you are and how hard you try and what you accomplish, ignoring inner truths can make you feel like you’re living a fraud’s life. Unpacking and understanding my past has been difficult but to say it’s been life changing is obviously an understatement. ✌🏻

anonymous asked:

can't wait to hear you thoughts on dream daddy leela <333

hihihihi ifjsodifsdf well you’ve probably heard wayyy more of my thoughts on this vid than u bargained for but here’s one last post of things i loved in particular. as i said in so many previous ask responses, i found dnp’s demeanor in this to be so lovely and natural and enthusiastic. they were perhaps less outwardly energetic but to me that just felt like a product of their being reasonably immersed and into the game itself and all the reading that comes with it. i loved so many bits and to make it a little easier i decided to break them up by person. i also did this bc of the volume of people who were concerned about phil being ‘off’ or seeming disinterested or irritated or any number of negative things. i just kind of wanted to make a point of the fact that so many of my fav moments were actually little things from phil as opposed to dan. also i should say ,, shout out to this game itself bc i’m genuinely loving watching it unfold. i’ve not seen any part of the game before so i had no idea what to expect. i wasn’t prepared for how uplifting the concept would be and how interesting all the characters are and i’m genuinely so excited for the next episode not jst bc it’s dan and phil content and i want to watch them play, but bc i just simply want to know what happens next!!!!!!!! so with that being said here are some of my fav moments of the vid, just a small selection of the reasons why i really adored the video overall <3

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today, some classmate i barely knew hugged me. like out of nowhere. and it was probably one of the nicest acts anyone has ever done to me in years. 

i was just mindlessly walking and she stepped up to me and opened her arms to someone she didn’t even really know and she hugged me. i don’t even know why it meant so much to me, but it really fucking did. and it was a really good hug, like. i had no strong opinion of the girl, but now i’ve gained so much respect for her. 

i can’t get over how bizarre and freaking selfless the hug was. i didn’t even realize i needed it until i got it. and the way she just, like, held me. like she didn’t let go. i was super unsure at first if i should have hugged back. it was weird at first, well, not weird. unexpected. and i was completely caught off guard. 

anyways i don’t even know why i’m sharing this and obviously this entire post is just a scattered mess of introspection, but yeah so. what really fucking made me break was that she just held me (ish) there and she thanked me. just thanked me. like she just appreciated my sheer existence. yeah. i can guarantee that that was probably one of the most impactful moments of my life that i’m grateful i ever got to experience. 

the whole happening was just so calming and heartwarming. and kinda perfect? i don’t know. and she played it off really good after, too. so it wouldn’t be like awkward or whatever. she joked about how she was gonna follow me on instagram because i was cool and i told her i’d follow back and like all her pictures cause she’s awesome. 

and yeah. that moment made me feel like i was something for the first time in a while. she probably doesn’t know how much what she did had helped me. today was the last day of school and i don’t know how i’ll be able to thank her. but i’m just really content now. and i hope this feeling is something i’ll be able to share with others. 

that’s about it.

There is a T in lgbtq

Last night I went out with a friend for her 21st birthday, I agreed to be the designated driver. We ended up at a gay bar that has a deal on Mondays where if you walk around in your underwear you get half priced drinks. At first I didn’t even think about taking off my pants since I’m very self conscious and also I wasn’t drinking. But we were getting low on money and my boyfriend (who is also trans) and my friend wanted to drink a lot more that night in order to celebrate her 21st the right way. So my drunk boyfriend took off his pants and convinced me too as well. We went to the bar and ordered drinks and I told the mostly naked man running the bar that we were in our underwear and he said “ oh honey I’m sorry, the deal is only for men”. This instantly hit me, sometimes I forget that just because I know I’m a man doesn’t mean that anyone else can see me that way. I told him “well I’m trans” and he said “I’m sorry I’m not supposed to” and then looked at me with pitty and said “okay ill give it to you, but don’t tell anyone that I did”. This was such a hurtful and humiliating moment in my life for so many reasons. First of all I made myself vulnerable, as a trans man standing in his underwear in front of a mostly naked bartender, a trans man who is so obviously not a man standing in front of a man who is the perfect picture of what a man should be, socially speaking, telling me that I am not a man. And it was so obvious, regardless of the fact that I was binding and regardless of how I presented myself I was not like every other guy in there, and to him I was not a guy at all. And this was nothing short of humiliating. Secondly I was in a gay bar, during pride month, with rainbow flags, drag queens, and safe place signs everywhere, and I thought that because of this I could be comfortable to be myself, a pansexual, trans MAN. Because the rainbow flag is my flag too and because I expected that of anywhere in the world where my identity should be validated and not questioned it should be in a gay bar. Lastly I felt I was only given the discount because the man pitied me not because he actually thought I was a man. I didn’t get the discount because I was a man, like every other man in that bar in their underwear, I was given the discount because a man felt sorry for me. I really don’t understand, I get that I just look like any other butch lesbian, but I feel like the instant I said I was trans he should have just said “oh I’m so sorry I didn’t know, okay, it’ll be 4 dollars” but no it was hesitated and told to be kept a secret. And I get it, any butch lesbian could say that in this situation just to get cheap drinks, but what about the actual transmen, the transmen brave enough to walk around in their underwear knowing they don’t pass but hoping that their brothers in the community (cis gay men in this case) will stand for them and validate them. Its unbelievably hurtful. I know that I wasn’t in danger and I know that this bartenders intentions were not to trigger massive amounts of dysphoria and embarasment for me but this just proves to me that there isn’t room for transmen in the gay mens community, and that is wrong. I feel like when gay bars have gender specific events or deals they should make room for their brothers and sisters who identify as trans, especially those who do not pass. I dont know, do you think I am being too sensitive about this?

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You couldn’t believe you were doing this you thought as you walked up the stairs to your best friend’s room.

‘I need your help.’ you said as you entered.

‘Wow I’m fine, had a great day, thanks for asking. How are you (Y/N)?’ Peter said sarcastically as he closed his science book.

'This is serious. I have seriously fucked my own life and I really need your help.’ you whined as you sat next to him on the bed.

'What have you done that’s so serious I should be willing to fail a science test?’ Peter asked.

'For the last three months I have been bragging to my snobby cousin about my amazing and perfect boyfriend.’ you started.

'You’ve been single for almost a year.’ he said, obviously confused.

'Exactly! But snobby Shara didn’t need to that. Now she is coming over for dinner and is demanding to meet my fantastic boyfriend.’ you explained.

'So? Just find some guy and have him pretend to be your guy.’

'It can’t be some guy, because I sent her a photo…of us.’ you mumbled.

'Us? As in me? You told her you were dating me?’ Peter asked.

'She asked me to send her a picture with the two of us and my phone is full of pics of us! What was I supposed to do!’

'Tell her the truth?’ Peter suggested.

'And give her the satisfaction? Not a chance in hell.’ you said seriously.

Peter groaned as he ran his hand down his face.

'Please Peter, I will give you all my notes for science and math. Just for dinner, pretend to be my boyfriend.’ you pleaded.

'What about your parents how will they feel about me suddenly becoming you boyfriend of three months.’ Peter challenged with his arms crossed.

'Unaware, my parents and Shara’s will be at some lame event.’

Peter glared at his bed spread for a good twenty-four seconds before he sighed.

'Thank you!’ you cheered as you hugged him.

'I’ll make your fave spaghetti and cheesy garlic bread.’ you said as you rushed out if his room to get home and start cooking.

‘These notes better be golden.’ Peter groaned as he laid down.

Two Hours Later

‘I basically told her the truth, how we met and all that just added in a bit of romance. Our hang outs are dates, knowing that snoot she will try to catch you in a lie.’ you said as you took the bread out the oven.

‘She can’t be as bad as you make her seem.’ Peter replied as he set the table.

Last thanksgiving she bragged so much about her, and I quote, School for the best, that I actually jumped over the turkey.’

‘You did not.’ he dismissed.

‘That scar above my left knee, she slashed at me with her butter knife.’

‘No.’ he gasped.

‘Yes.’ 

There was a knock at the door.

‘OK how do I look, babe?’ you asked as you spun, your light blue floral dress.

‘You look great…shnookums.’

‘Ew, dial it down sweet heart.’ you laughed as you opened the door with a fake smile.

‘Shara.’ you grind out.

‘(Y/N), always a pleasure, how is your leg?’ Shara smiled smugly as she came in.

‘Same as your  jaw…and your nose…and your eye.’ you smiled back.

‘Where is this boyfriend of yours, let me guess he couldn’t make it or did he move to Canada this morning?’

‘Uh, sorry to disappoint but I rescheduled my flight to Canada for tomorrow.’ Peter said as he came out of the kitchen to see the snoot he had heard so much about.

Shara’s beady eyes widened for a split second before she hardened them again.

‘You must be Peter, hello I am Shara.’ she introduced.

‘Yes I have heard…things about you.’ Peter smiled.

‘I cooked, Peter’s favorite.’ you smiled as you clung to Peters arm.

‘How sweet, hope its better than you mashed potatoes.’ Shara mumbled.

Your face soured and you were about to say something when Peter wrapped his arm around you.

‘Actually I love her cooking, honestly without my diet would be hot pockets and top ramen.’ Peter defended.

Shara hummed and walked into the kitchen.

Soon you were all at the table eating in awkward silence.

‘So, Peter tell me how did meet my cousin?’ your cousin asked.

‘You snicker automatically, like you did whenever you think about how you met Peter.

Peter groaned, but his smile gave away his true feelings of fondness.

‘Were in gym and she saw me take a basketball to the face, laughed her ass of and I snapped then she gave me a brownie to apologize.’ Peter answered.

You were still laughing silently behind your hand.

‘It wasn’t that funny.’ Peter rolled his eyes.

‘Yes it was, I mean like, your face…oh my god your whole face.’ you smiled.

‘Hitting him in the face, that seems to be a good time for a healthy couple.’ Shara commented.

‘I wasn’t the one who threw the ball.’ you glared.

‘Wow this meal is great.’ Peter said trying to change the topic.

‘Thank you honey.’ you smiled.

‘The spaghetti is salty and the bread is burned, but sure delicious. Honestly Peter f her cooking is all you have then maybe you should ask for a better cook.’ Shara said as she smiled at Peter.

‘Are you serious?’ you asked.

Was she fucking serious.

‘What?’ Shara asked.

‘You little- you were hitting on my boyfriend just now.’ you accused.

‘I offered him a decent meal.’ she said plainly.

‘My cooking is the best he has ever had, right Peter.’ you argued.

‘Mine is better, the best even.’ Sharan winked at your fake boyfriend.

‘Uh…’ Peter stared between the two cousins.

‘I am so sick of you going around like you have a golden diamond studded pole shoved up you lily white silk tissue wiped ass!’ you spat as you stood up.

‘And I am sick of hearing your stupid name all the damn time! Oh (Y/N) did this thing and she did that thing! I have been busting my ass to do everything better than you!’ Shara screamed before she hopped over table.

You both hit the ground and the battle was on.

‘You peddle stool brat!’ you yelled as you gripped her neck.

‘Poster girl!’ she shouted before she pulled your hair.

‘Ah! You bitch!’

‘Fuck you!’

‘Girls! Get a hold of yourselves!’ Peter begged, as he pulled you away.

‘This is by far the dumbest feud I have ever seen! If you two had simply talked without being so damn snotty you two would realize you are both just idiots.’ Peter said as he sat you down.

Shara stood and straightened her clothes.

‘I am sorry you had to see that.’she said.

‘Drop the act and say what you did before you jumped over my plate.’ Peter ordered.

Shara glared at him, then at you before she sighed.

‘All my parents talk about is you, how great you are. How much you do without any help or influence of the family name. No matter what I do, they never see it.’ she confessed.

Well that really just made you feel bad but it also made you want to spill your guts.

‘I always wished mom had kept her maiden name. I want to earn what I get, but having your foot in the door would really help.’ you admitted.

‘Now hug.’ Peter said.

‘Don’t push it.’ you and Shara said at once.

You both laugh and the rest of dinner is spent laughing at all the ridiculous you two cousins have fought over.

Soon it was time for Shara to leave.

‘I can honestly say that this was fun cousin.’ she smiled.

‘Me too.’ you smiled back as you hugged her.

‘You got a good guy, keep an eye on him.’ she joked as she left.

You turned and smiled brightly at him.

‘Thank you.’ you said as you hugged him.

‘You’re welcome. Darling.’ he smiled as he kissed your forehead.

‘I think you missed.’ you said before you placed a chaste kiss on his lips.

Peter stood there stunned and looking down at you.

‘Don’t act like you didn’t want to.’ you blushed as you backed away only for Peter to pull you back in.

‘I want so much more after the night I had.’ he said as he kissed you fully.

Best pretend boyfriend ever.

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song inspired au’s

↳ yoonjin: come what may 

“Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place
Suddenly it moves with such a perfect grace
Suddenly my life doesn’t seem such a waste
It all revolves around you”

The first time Yoongi heard Seokjin sing his new solo song, he cried. Seokjin had told him before that it was very obviously written for him. He told Yoongi that whenever he sang this song, whether in front of just him or thousands of people, he’s declaring with his whole heart that he’s in love with his own silly producer, whether anyone else knows about them or not.

the road trip series - the fic

so i finally have chapter one finished?? the response to the extract i posted was kinda mixed lol so please let me know if y’all actually like this or not. thanks! xx 

ff.net version

chapter one 

“Nino, we agreed that I would drive first.” Alya places her hands on her hips, foot beginning to tap in frustration. They’ve been going back and forth for about ten minutes now and she’s tired of this metaphorical ping-pong match. Why can’t the boy just be less damn annoying?

Nino shrugs noncommittedly and jingles the car keys in her face. “My car, my rules, Al. I always take first shift on these trips, it’s tradition. Besides, I only agreed to that because it was ridiculous o’clock in the morning and I needed sleep.” He blows her a kiss and unlocks the car so that they can start loading their stuff into it.

Alya takes a minute to just stare at him and wonder how she ended up dating someone so irritating and immature and insufferable and –

“Al, I know what you’re thinking but I’m going to remind you that you love me for all my faults and secretly find them endearing because I’m just that loveable.”

– and apparently psychic.

“Just shut up and get in the driver’s seat, idiot.”

Nino grins widely at her and lands a quick peck on her cheek anyway. Although he will swear up and down that he doesn’t love anything more than Alya (except for his Bestest Bro Adrien), annoying Alya makes for a pretty close second.

The road trips have been an annual tradition for the last three years. Their first trip, to Calais, took place three weeks into the summer before university started and, ever since then, they’d made it an official tradition to explore somewhere new every year.

This year, they’re tackling the seven-hour drive to Marseille. She’s had the itinerary planned for weeks now but, as usual, it will likely go out of the window as a result of Nino’s need for spontaneity, Marinette’s inability to stay organised, and Adrien’s hate for schedules in general. It doesn’t matter, it’s all part of the routine and Alya is as excited as ever.

Except seven hours is a long time. As much as she loves Nino, seven hours is a long, long time and she will be stuck in the passenger seat forever.

“I promise you won’t be stuck in the passenger seat forever.” Nino grins at her from in the car, reading her mind.

Alya raises an eyebrow. The psychic mind reading thing would be more impressive if they didn’t have this exact conversation every year. Especially seeing as how last year turned out.

“Okay, okay. You won’t be stuck in the passenger seat forever, this time. Better?” Nino waits for Alya to roll her eyes dramatically. “Now get your butt in the car, we’re gonna be late! I wanna beat traffic and that’s not gonna happen if you stand there tapping your foot at me all day!”

“You’re lucky I love you, Lahiffe.”

“So I’ve been told.” he winks back at her. Alya wants to roll her eyes again.

It’s barely seven but it’s still a Saturday and traffic will pile up in no time. Alya’s never been too fond of super early mornings, but it’s a sacrifice she’s willing to make if it means that they have the best damn road trip of all time. She’s so glad that they haven’t stopped doing these trips.

With university and work and all the other responsibilities they each have it’s become so much harder to plan and organise things like this, and for a while Alya was worried that they’d stop altogether.

Her internship has been so full on recently that she hasn’t seen Marinette in a week and she hadn’t even been able to grab lunch with Adrien on Tuesday because all her lunch hours have been devoted to finalising content in the lead up to press week. Heck, she’s barely seen Nino and she lives with him. Although to be fair this DJ gig has Nino working mainly nights, so he’s usually already gone by the time she gets home and is asleep when she leaves in the mornings.

“How come you’re so awake?” She practically yawns the words out.

“Are you kidding me? We’re on our way to pick up my Bestest Bro in the world! Of course I’m gonna be awake for this!” He’s practically bouncing in his seat.

“Nino, you saw Adrien on Monday. It’s only been, like, four days –”

“I’m gonna stop you right there, Al. Because obviously someone doesn’t know how to recognise true love when they see it. Any time spent apart from my Bestest Bro is too much time apart.” Nino clutches his hand to his heart and the way his voice cracks on ‘true love’ is just too perfect.

“You know anyone would guess that you’re actually Adrien’s boyfriend and not mine.” She deadpans, arms folded and one eyebrow raised. Nino’s random declarations of True Love for Adrien are now a regular occurrence in Alya’s life. The two of them are, as Nino puts it, the bestest bros in all of Paris.

He really wants to get that written on matching t-shirts for Adrien’s birthday and if Alya didn’t already know that Adrien was planning the same thing for Nino’s birthday, she would back him one hundred percent.

Except she is Alya and Everyone tells her Everything. It’s both a blessing and a curse.

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Polar Opposites (Part 2) | Zach Dempsey x Reader

Genre: Romance, Fluff
POV: First Person/Reader’s
Warning: Contains swearing!!

A/N: Hi everyone! I enjoyed writing this request so much! I have used 2 quotes from 2 books/movies that I am totally in love with. The first person who can pick up those 2 quotes and tell me where they were from can get a cookie! LMAO. Anyway, enjoy everyone! I hope you have fun reading this as much as I did writing it.

Request: I was wondering if you could do a part two to Polar Opposites where Zach and Y/N meet in their late-twenties. Zach is living out his dream and Y/N is stuck being an accountant but Zach helps her to chase her own dreams?

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I sat around the long table inside the conference room. It has already been 3 years since I’ve graduated from university and now, I’m already an Accounting Executive for a huge firm.

My dad was obviously ecstatic when I landed this job after just a few months of graduating. Of course I was happy too, since I made my parents proud but sometimes, I just couldn’t help but miss writing. I can’t really do those things anymore since I don’t have the time. I just wonder sometimes what my life would be like, if I went with that route instead.

“Y/N.” my boss calls for me and I turn to face him.

“Yes Mr. Smith?” I reply softly.

“We have a new client from a new firm, and the board and I have decided that you’d be the perfect person for him to talk to.” he says with a smile.

“M-me? But Sir, I’m just an Accounting Executive and I–” I reply but my boss cuts me off.

“All you have to do, is to get him to sign this contract.” he says as he hands me a black folder with the contract inside it. “If you succeed with this task, you will be promoted to Chief Finance Officer.” he adds, my eyes widen is shock and my lips form an O.

“Chief Finance Officer? CFO?” I ask bewildered.

“Yes, CFO. Why? Don’t you want to be a CFO?” he asks as he crosses his arms in front of his chest with a mischievous grin on his face.

“No, no, I’d be honored sir! I’ll do my best to get him to sign this contract!” I say with a huge grin plastered on my face.

“Good. Alright, good afternoon everyone, meeting adjourned.” he says and the people in the room begin to disperse.

Just as I was about to leave the conference room, my boss calls out for my name once again.

“Oh Y/N!” he says while fixing a few folders on the table.

“Yes Sir?” I say as I turn to face him.

“Your first task is to meet the client; you’ll be having lunch with him at 1 o'clock today.” he says as he shuts his laptop and turns the projector off.

“Sir? 1 o'clock? That’s in 30 minutes!” I exclaim as I look at my wristwatch.

“Well, I guess you better hurry then, shouldn’t you?” he replies with the same mischievous grin on his face again and I give him a nervous chuckle.

“I’ll go ahead then sir, thank you so much for the opportunity once again.” I say as I hastily open the door and leave.

I run to my office and organize the papers on my desk quickly. I take my purse along with the black folder which had the contract in it. I was hoping that I can already get the contract signed during lunch which would make things easier for me and our firm.

I arrive at a little Thai restaurant which was hidden in the corners of town. I checked the time and it was already 1:08pm. Fuck, I thought to myself, I’m late. I make my way quickly out of the cab and straighten out my outfit just before I enter the small restaurant. I walked up to the receptionist with a smile.

“Hi! Reservation under…” I begin to ask.

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anonymous asked:

Cute things the demons + Rin, Yukio, Bon, Shima, Angel and Lewin would tell their s/o :)

Sorry for how this looks, I will update it next time I have access to my laptop :3
This will be the most cheesy thing ever! *-*
I love cheesy romance.
Sorry that I didn’t write so many things to some of them bc I simply didn’t know what to add anymore.

RENZOU SHIMA:

  • “I want you in every kind of way. I just want you with me.”
  • “Feel appreciated my darling, you are.”
  • “You make me happy with only your existance and that means so much to me.”
  • “You look perfectly fine today.”
  • “I know I can be a jerk sometimes, but I hope you also know that I love you with all of my heart.”
  • “I would do anything for you.”
  • “I’m forever yours”
  • “I love you and nothing will ever change that”
  • “You’re the most beautiful person without make up I’ve ever seen.”
  • “I never want to lose you.”
  • “If I ever make you cry I want you to know that it hurts me more than it hurts you.”
  • “I would always choose you over everyone.”

(if this is true is another thing, because I do not trust Renzou, especially not when it comes to love but he would say this, lie or not)

RYUJI SUGURO:

  • “Where have you been all my life?”
  • “You’re less annoying than all the other people.”
  • “I love you, you are my treasure.”
  • “You know how much you mean to me, never ever question that please.”
  • “Don’t do something stupid, I need you and I won’t ever risk losing you.”
  • “Don’t ever question how beautiful you are.”
  • “Y/N I’m scared that Okumura kid likes you…” 
  • “You are perfect.”
  • “SHUT UP AND BE MINE ALREADY!”
  • “I hope your day was beautiful and I hope if it wasn’t, the people who ruined it better run fast.”
  • “You’re mine.”
  • “Pls be safe Y/N.”

LEWIN LIGHT:

  • “For you I would take a bath.”
  • “You’re obviously the most precious thing on earth.”
  • “You move me and turn my world upside down like nobody else ever did.”
  • “I’m willing to change everything for you.”
  • “Believe me, you are worth everything you want.”
  • “If I could, I’d give you everything a man could give the love of his life.”
  • “It surprises me every time, how beautiful you are.”
  • “I miss you so much, when we’re apart, Angel even started getting mad about it.”

LUCIFER:

  • “Forever is a long time, but with you every second seems to be worth as much as a thousand lives without you.”
  • “I could spend every day of eternity with you and it would still be the same perfect thing it is today.”
  • “If I ever find myself without you, I’ll sure be dead, because I don’t think there’s a life after you.”
  • “Maybe this world isn’t as unfair as I thought, because it brought me you.”
  • “You are the proof for god’s existance.”
  • “You’re my life, I hope you know and I hope I’ll never forget to show it.”
  • “If you’re ever unsatisfied with me, I failed, because the original plan was to make you the happiest person in both Assiah and Gehenna.”
  • “How can you even love someone like me? I’m a demon! I’m dangerous! I could hurt you.”
  • “As long as you’re with me, everythings going to be alright.”
  • “You’re a part of me now.”
  • “I always thought this world was cruel, sad and unfair because the most important thing in my life was missing. And that was you.”
  • “Without you ‘Love’ is just a word.”
  • “I will love you forever, I can promise.”
  • “I’m Lucifer, King of Light, but I’m nothing without my queen.”

MEPHISTO PHELES:

  • “I thought love didn’t exist but then you came and made it the most real thing in the whole universe.”
  • “Need something, love? I’ll get you everything you want ⭐”
  • “You don’t even know how much I enjoy being with you.”
  • “I’m pretty sure that this time I’m in it for the long haul.”
  • “If you want to please me, you’re doing a very good job.”
  • “Let me know if there is anything I can do, to make my princess happy ⭐”
  • “You’re really too good for this world.”
  • “You must know…I didn’t know I could have such a huge crush on someone.”
  • “Are you sure that being as beautiful as you are isn’t a crime already?”

YUKIO OKUMURA (isn’t quite one for cheesy quotes):

  • “You have to promise me to be safe, because I couldn’t forgive myself if you were hurt.”
  • “I’m afraid that I might not be able to show you the love you deserve…”
  • “I miss you so much every time you’re not there.”
  • “If someone ever asks me what perfection is, I’ll tell him about you.”
  • “You keep me sane when I think I’m going crazy.”
  • “It’s good to know, that there’s always someone you can lean on .”
  • “You’re my whole world.”
  • “I will never let you go I promise.”

RIN OKUMURA:

  • “Aye Y/N, you’re so cute.”
  • *blushes* “I love you…”
  • “You’re really special to me.”
  • “You’re different from other people and I really appreciate that.”
  • “The best thing about you is, that you encourage me in doing what I want when everyone else would say it’s bullshit.”
  • “You are incomparable to anyone.”
  • “You look so pretty today.”

AMAIMON:

  • “You’re the sweetest candy I’ve ever tasted.”
  • *pokes cheek* “I love how cute you are.”
  • “Someday I’ll marry you, okay?”

ARTHUR AUGUSTE ANGEL:

  • “I love everything about you. Even your mistakes. Everything.”
  • “Do you mind staying with me forever?”
  • “You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be.”
  • “I always thought I had everything. But then I met you.”
  • “You’re my everything.”
  • “I feel like I never understood what life truly means until I had you to show me.”
  • “It may be that the world doesn’t only turn around you but my world does definitely.”
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Thanks to everyone that said such good things about my human!Sonic characters design! \(;7;)/ You really helped me taking them back!
So, let me show you my human!Knuckles design! :D

My really first design of him (back in… I don’t know, probably five years ago?) was really really boring. It wasn’t anything special, and since then I wanted to make it unique. It’s about five months that I had in mind to try to give him tribal vibes, and the result is so darn satisfying-!!
I’m so proud of this design!

And I also kinda used him right away to practice a little a sat pose, which came out better than I expeceted. Huzza!

While drawing him I also discovered how freaking awesome tribal tattoos are. I want one so much now-
The moon one on the chest is obviously a reference to the one his original version has, while the scorpion actually means both danger and life. I thought it was a perfect match for him!

Also, bonus with the absolute best drawing of all I did today:

GET REKT SONIC.


If you like my art, please consider to reblog it and spread the word! \(*<*)/
Please don’t repost my art and don’t use it without my permission.
You’re free to use this design yourself, but credit me if you do, and tag me in it if you wish! I’d love to see your drawings! :D

i’m falling for you more and more every single day i think about you, and trust me, i can’t get you off of my mind. i never knew i could get as many butterflies in my stomach as i feel when i’m with you and i had no idea that anyone else could understand exactly what i’m thinking. i used to have the idea that love is nothing but pain, but with you i want to make sure you feel loved every second of the day. there’s so much i want to say to you, yet when we’re together i’d rather listen to you talk forever because i love the sound of your voice. i’ve had trust issues since i can remember yet i trust you with my entire life. they say people are never perfect but anyone who could make me feel like you do is obviously flawless. all i can do is hope that you feel the same and i’m not left swimming without a lifejacket in the middle of the ocean.
—  i’m taking a big leap and i just hope you’re there to catch me.