and now... now he's literally just DIED

WHY CREWNIVERSE WHY

I CAN NOT get over the fact that, apparently, the crystal gems (including Steven) were just going to leave the rubies out in space.
I mean, think about it. Steven is such a sweet kid who is against any kind of unnecessary suffering and hates the thought of shattering gems. Yet, now, HE IS TOTALLY OKAY WITH DOOMING SEVERAL OF THEM TO FUCKING FLOAT THROUGH AN ENDLESS ETERNAL HELL OF NOTHINGNESS.
A gem never dies, a gem lost in space means that they will literally float in nothingness for an eternity. Now, i can just speak for myself here but that is the absolute worst thing i could imagine, i would RATHER DIE ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
So basically, our “heroes” are suddenly completely fine with doing this. I don’t get it, why the fuck is this glossed over? I can’t get over it.

I can’t for the life of me understand why the crewniverse decided to have Steven say they were going to get the Rubies on the way back from the zoo because all it did was call attention to this glaring problem with the writing. I hate it so much, god.

The fucking IRONY of Jafael fans telling Villadero/Michael fans that we’re being dramatic for saying we’re going to stop watching JTV now. The same fans who couldn’t wait to post on every JTV Facebook post or YouTube video about how they would quit the show if Jane married Michael. Literally threatening the writers to get what they wanted or they’d quit lmao. Even after the marriage when S3 started, they were doing the same thing. Now we’re being dramatic and it’s not that serious when Michael DIES. He didn’t just lose Jane or they broke up, he is actually gone from the show and our ship is destroyed. I’d say that’s way worse than simply not having your ship happen.

Us Villadero fans stuck around this show for TWO full seasons as Jennie jerked us around. Some of us have been rooting for Jane and Michael from the start and had to sit through forced Jafael for the majority of S1. Then we finally got what we wanted only for the writers to do that bullshit in S2x5 and have to wait another like 10 episodes to get them back. Now after going through all of that, then Michael almost dying, OF COURSE WE’RE FED UP.

Save your, “you can’t do that to Gina” because y’all didn’t give a damn about Gina when you all were quitting on the show way before us.

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RFA HEADCANONS: AU: They're in a Famous Boyband~

(THANK YOU SO MUCH TO THE ONE WHO SENT IN THIS REQUEST. I didn’t know my ask box wasn’t open at the time, and they very kindly pointed it out, and gave me an amazing request. So, thank you.. I think it’s open now. Let me know if it isn’t, but if it is, pls send requests and stufff, I loved getting this.

This is basically an AU where the RFA is all in a boy band like BTS or something, and Jaehee is the manager. It will tell what mc’s (your) occupation is, and so on.)

~~

Yoosung:

The two of you met at a meet and greet.

The moment he saw you, he knew you were going to be someone important to him.

There you were, all Smol, and nervous. He was just impatiently waiting for your turn to come up. He had everything planned out in his mind. What he wanted to say, how he’d pose in your picture, and then he’d casually slip his number to you.

Well.

Shit happens.

He completely froze up when you got there, stuttering on everything he said.

You made a small comment on how you were a bit thirsty, and HE ACTUALLY HAS JAEHEE GET YOU A WATER BOTTLE.

So, he smoothly writes his number on the water bottle paper before he gives it to you.

You two ended up hanging out quite a bit, trying to go to the most private places you could without getting bombarded with paparazzi.

When he finds out you’re just a college student, he finds it to be extremely adorable, and will probably attempt (key word) to help you with your homework.

When he fails at said homework, he asks his fans for some answers (me if I was famous, LMAO JKJK? Maybe?? I mean.)

The other boys tend to tease him a lot for this, but, hey. Yoosung always comes back with “well, at least I actually have a girlfriend to do it for.”

S A V A G E.

High key cries when he has to leave you on tour.

JAEHEE HAS TO DRAG HIM AWAY FROM YOU AT THE AIRPORT, BECAUSE HE JUST WONT WANT TO GO.

~~

Zen:

Let’s be real, you’re also pretty famous yourself.

You are a solo singer, and one year, you just happen to be joining them on tour as their opening act.

Zen and you instantly click, and whenever you both have free time, you bet your ass he’s spending it with you.

You’ll be preforming up on stage, and tHIS BOY IS GONNA COME UP BEHIND YOU, AND INTERRUPT THE WHOLE OPENING SHOW..just to ask you out.

Probably leaps into the air and screams into his Mic. Gets really excited the rest of the night while he’s preforming.

JAEHEE IS PISSSSEEEDDD. Will tell him that he should not be having a relationship when the two of you are just so busy. But, he doesn’t listen.

Now, you guys tend to be completely out there when it comes to your dates. Paparazzi are A L W A Y S catching you kissing, or doing some form of PDA.

Again, Jaehee is pissed. She’s probably going to contact your manager, and start complaining, trying to reason with him.

Your manager is cheap, so he doesn’t care, as long as he’s getting paid.

You manager thinks it’s good for you, because you’re gaining attention from Zen and your relationship.

“Any publicity is good publicity.” He says.

So, poor Jaehee. You and Zen rock your career out together~

~~

707:

He’s the jokester out of the group.

So of course, he meets you, a fan…

Right after he kicks a full water bottle into your face at a concert.

You’ll be sitting in the front row, just enjoying the show. WHEN THAT HAPPENS.

you’re like WTF LIL RED HEAD, WANNA FIGHT?!

He probably starts busting out laughing, and pulls you up on stage.

Stops laughing when he sees hOw beAUTIFUL YOU ARE LIKE SHIT.

Starts violently apologizing.

When you start laughing, he gets really happy, (and relieved.) and gets you back stage passes.

Now, before he see’s you again back stage, he’s gonna ask Jaehee to be his wingman (wing woman???) and begs her to get your number.

Ends up paying her extra money to get her to do that but hEY.

The moment he sees you he just dies.

You were so cute, and now wearing one of their band shirts.

You two begin talking, and he finds out that you’re a clothing designer.

Literally hires you to make his outfits for the shows.

He loves wearing stuff made by you (probably asks you to make him dresses every now and then.)

Tries being really serious when he asks you out, getting you a rose, and writing it in a cake.

Drops the cake.

Freaks out, but you had already glanced and saw what it said, so of course, you said yES.

He will probably not be open to go on many dates at first, afraid that if you two got too close, fans would try to hurt you.

Once you’ve assured him that it is 100% okay, you’re fine..he’s gonna be taking you E V E R Y W H E R E.

Probably makes you help prank his fans.

Scare cams the other RFA members (including jaehee OOPS.)

~~

Jumin:

You’re an interviewer! So, one day he comes in for you to interview him 1 on 1, and of course, you bring up his cat. Asking him how it’s been, what he does when he’s away on tour.

And he’s just shocked that your questions seem to be actually curious on him and and his cat, rather than just how much money he makes, and whether he has a girlfriend or not.

As soon as the interview is done, you two start talking about your cats, showing each other pictures of them.

He exchanges his number with you, and makes sure to talk to you everyday, even when he’s on tour.

He’s probably going to stop leaving Elizabeth 3rd with Jaehee, and start letting you take her while he’s gone. (The cat, not Jaehee.)


Hates to see you interview other people, but he knows it’s you’re job, so he keeps it to himself.

Actually starts getting mad when you talk to other RFA members.

He asks you out by taking you on a fancy dinner date at an Italian restaurant (or somewhere else if ya don’t like Italian. JUST THINK FANCY.)

He will have this really nice pizza thing, and the toppings will spell out “will you go out with me.” AND YOU JUST

MM, PIZZA AND HOT CAT PAPA, YES.

Dates are always fancy and mildly expensive. Sometimes you would just want to stay at home, but he loves to treat you like a queen.

~~

Jaehee:

You are also apart of the boys management.

You and Jaehee like to just rant about the things those boys make you do. Like. loRD.

On a day off, you take Jaehee out for coffee..and this is the day..where o shit. She gay.

She actually has feelings for you. You. Another woman?? What??

She’s really confused, and gets really nervous out of no where.

Poor thing gets a little coffee cream on her upper lip..AND WHEN YOU BEND OVER THE TABLE TO WIPE IT OFF HER. She almost faints.

She accidentally confesses to you one day while you were making sure the hotels were all booked and in check.

She’s actually going to start stuttering, and is almost on the verge of tears, because she’s just so scared that you don’t feel the same.

You reassure her that you feel the exact same, and she just..WHAT.

You two share a passionate kiss, and that’s when the boys come in.

ThEYRE SO CONFUSED BUT THEY DONT WANT TO INTERRUPT, SO THEY DON’T SAY ANYTHING. Until Jumin casually pushes past you guys.

lil bi-

You two tend to get VERY over worked, but if one of you were having an extraordinary hard time, the other would be there to support you in no time.

Jaehee constantly worried about you and your health, and hardly even worries about her own

You have to make sure she knows that she is what’s important to you. And if she needs to rest, you are going to do everything you can to make sure she cHILLS ABOUT YOU, AND GETS SOME DANG SLEEP.

You two probably eat out a lot, but try to cook together whenever you can.

Lots of coffee dates.

When there’s no work, snuggles on tour bus. ;)

(I LOVE JAEHEE SO MUCH, MMKAY)

~~

V:

You’re a photography journalist.

The two of you meet when he’s just trying to get away from all of the fans.

He somehow sees you (lol) taking photos outdoors at the park.

Casually asks to see your pictures.

He starts talking to you about how he liked to take pictures in his free time, and that he just never got around to it like he used to. He finds out that you do it as a profession, and he gets a bit nervous that you may recognize him, and start bombarding him, thus blowing his cover.

You start to notice he looks a bit familiar, and point it out.

He practically sweats, but doesn’t want to lie to you.

He admits that he is a part of the boy band thing, and your just like OH

COOL STUFF, M8.

He gets confused, because why weren’t you begging for pictures?

You seem completely calm in the fact that you were talking to a celebrity, and he is just so grateful from that moment on.

Before you two part, he realizes that you were a genuine person, and asked for your number.

He loves to take pictures with you, (casually slipping in photo’s of you every now and then.) and loves showing them off after word.

Probably makes really aesthetic posts on his social media, all pictures that the both of you took.

If a fan is being rude to you?

Surprisingly, he loses his cool, and goes off on them. If it’s in person, he will make a comment on Twitter or something afterwards on how immature they acted, and that it shouldn’t happen again.

~~

Saeran:

You’re his makeup artist~

You’ll be doing his makeup as gently as he could, and literally it fEELS SO NICE. He loves when you’re touching his face, doing your best to make him look good up on stage.

If anyone else even tries to do his makeup, he will go off. He doesn’t care if he has to go look like a pale ghost on stage. No one else can do his makeup.

One day, he gets really frustrated, because he likes you? But how does he even show that?

As you finish his makeup one day, like any other day, HE LITERALLY STANDS UP, AND PINS YOU TO THE WALL.

He doesn’t want to force you to do anything you didn’t want to, so he awkwardly asked if he could kiss you, rather than just going for it like he had planned.

When you agree, he gets really happy (but doesn’t show it.) and just goes for it.

The two of you kissing before a show becomes a regular thing, as he claims it to be a good luck charm.

Asks you out back stage one day after you two share a passionate kiss. Gets really energetic on stage when you say yes~

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“I’m right here. I’m not going anywhere.” Jimon

“Jace! Hey, hey. Stay with me,” Simon says, a pleading to his voice. There’s the sound of seraph blades clashing behind him, and a burst of magic suddenly surrounds the space where he and Jace are.

Simon hears Magnus yell something, but he’s too busy cradling Jace’s head, watching as he activates his iratze rune. “I’m right here,” he says. “I’m not going anywhere.”

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Magisterium pain

My brother just came into my room screaming. Like literal full-on yelling.

And guess what he had just done?

Read Magisterium 1-3 in one day and had just found out that Aaron died. He was crying and sobbing his heart out while I stood there, amused and laughing now that the pain had gone out of me (and I was sure he would come back)

He’s still crying now as I make this post…

Guess that taught him not to steal my books and read them without warning, hehe

I was going to go on a nostalgic little look through my intense meta love for a particular aspect of the FitzSimmons relationship, but my emotions are basically screaming right now so suffice it to say that when Jemma reacted as strongly to Fitz’s killing someone/loss of innocence/whatever you want to call it as she would have (and did) when he actually literally (could have) died, I couldn’t believe my eyes. It falls right in line with this whole thing I have, where she loves him, she wants to protect him, she wants to protect his soul and to see that corrupted is just total agony and I don’t even know how to put it into proper words right now, but basically to see that very specific aspect so vibrantly displayed in canon pleases (and totally, totally stabs) my heart.

so i just watched robert watching his mother die hahhaa and now i’m having feelings about it can you even imagine that at this point in time she was literally the one person he loved above all others (he loves jack don’t get me wrong but he’s still mad at him when she dies) and he watches her die. if you think that isn’t still fucking him up even now i cannot even stress how much it is.

lets talk about, then, the fact that aaron asks him to leave when they’re in the car. he wants robert to leave the one person he loves above all others in a car to die. can you imagine in that moment why roberts reaction was so strong and almost hysterical when he screams no?? aaron’s asking him to relive that nightmare only this time he’s asking robert to make the conscious choice to leave.

as if robert could; as if robert could live with himself after that; wanting to save his mum and being unable to, and having the ability to leave and just not.

what a parallel.

  • Wizard101 Commercials: Oooh look at all the bright colors and whimsical magic! This is a fun game with no blood or guts or gross stuff that will scare you children! This is totally rated E for everyone!
  • Wizard101 Game: Yea, it's like that up until you get to Dragonspyre. You're literally surrounded by spikes and lava throughout the entire world. Then you have to kill a man in cold blood and reunite him with his dead wife he was trying to revive. It's kinda nice until you realize the guy you killed's brother has now just lost both of his only two surviving family members, and is now alone forever. Then you got this new evil chick named Morganthe who's a general villain until you get to this placed called Avalon and find out her Brother died, and that he kinda of forced her to kill the king after he died ahaha. Oh also later on you find out she was/is suicidal b/c she told her brother she might kill herself he dies lol. Have fun defeating all the monsters who want to drink your blood and eat you alive. But don't worry, you get this really cool companion named Dyvim, until he dies. Yea, he dies, and it's all your fault. Did i mention you failed to save an entire world? Yea, they're all dead too. You fucking asshole wizard you let an entire civilization die, how could you. Some Wizard you are. Now go defeat and collect some shit from those scary ass mobs over there ya whinny bitch.

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Abt Overwatch: Hanzo and Genji are Shimada brothers. They have tragic backstory where Hanzo killed Genji because of inside-clan grudges. Genji was saved by Overwatch and now he is a chrome-green cyborg. And Hanzo is now just a very sad homeless man.

…Shh-fff-ugh, why is everything sad???? I made a list of male character pairings (platonic or otherwise) that I thought would make good kitty names and then I had to stop because it got too depressing:

  • Obi-Wan + Anakin? Maim and kill each other
  • Sev + Reg? Die pointless, sacrificial deaths at the end of tragic sacrificial lives 
  • Fred + George? One dies tragically, the other mourns forever
  • Squall + Seifer? Sad
  • Fili + Kili? Sad
  • Steve + Bucky? Sad
  • Kylo + Hux? My cats literally died

Even Dobby had a sad ending in canon, though I like to think my cat had a better life than he did. Just…what is wrong with happy endings?

I don’t know why I’m just thinking about this now, but if you let Solas kill those mages who turned Wisdom into a demon, he literally burns those people alive. And I know it shows little black crispies on the ground, but there’s now way they were just engulfed in flames and died instantly. They probably would been screaming and just general chaos. Probably a lot more horrific than just a fireball and Solas going, ‘okay, I need some time alone.’

I’m surprised no one mentions how brutal that was, if you allow him to do that. Like, he showed no hesitation or remorse after the fact, he was just still angry and sad. I’m sure later he feels some sort of regret for how mercilessly he acted, but he would still put Wisdom first. A part of him would still believe they deserved it.

BUT HOW CAN NO ONE SAY ANYTHING? They just watched people burn alive, screaming. IMAGINE THE SMELL! Even though those mages were annoying, I’m still surprised no one said anything. Especially Dorian or Varric, I guess.

SPN 11x10: Such a meta plot!

I had already written something for 11x10. However, I got a submission asking me to write meta on the entirety of the episode. That’s why I decided to write this. ;)

Episode 11x10 tried to answer many of the questions we had or inconsistencies we saw in 11x09. After the mid-season finale, people couldn’t understand how Rowena had been conveniently captured by Crowley or why/how Sam ended trapped in the Cage with Lucifer. In 11x10 we learned that Lucifer used visions/dreams to contact Rowena just as he used them with Sam. And we also learned that Rowena let herself be captured because it was all part of Lucifer’s plan.

In less than 5 minutes, we were told that no matter how much Sam has said that “saving people” is not just “saving each other”, he still counts on Dean saving him. He still counts on the fact that if he goes missing, Dean will do whatever it takes to find him. And there we have the codependency cycle spelled out clearly!

How meta can the show get? I mean, they used Lucifer, the devil himself, to tell Sam that he’s been wrong since season 8. The show was telling the audience, “Look! The codependency was Dean’s thing, not Sam’s, but then Sammy fucked up for not looking for Dean when he was in Purgatory.” The show told us that was the right thing to do for Sam (though I remember a lot of fans complaining because Sam didn’t look for Dean. Apparently, they’re in love with the Winchesters’ codependency). Luci pointed out that if Dean hadn’t returned, Sam would have been fine, but the problem was that Dean did return and made Sam feel guilty every chance he got. (That’s emotional blackmail, which in return is abusive behavior). Sam felt like he failed his brother because Dean never gave up on him even when the odds were not in their favor. But Sam did. He left his brother in Purgatory for a whole year to be with a girl and a dog. He exchanged his happiness for his brother’s life, and then he felt crushing guilt. After that, Sam thought he owed Dean. That’s why in 8x23 he said he confessed his biggest sin, which was to let Dean down. It was right in that episode when Sam let Dean stop him from closing the gates of Hell because he didn’t want to fail Dean again. His guilt was stronger than his sense of what was right and wrong. In season 5, Sam was a hero. Dean didn’t want to let him sacrifice himself, but he told his brother that he had to let him do it. He had to save the world. But in season 8, Sam was not a hero anymore. He became a victim of the same condition that’s affected Dean for years.

“You’d do anything to save him, and he’d do anything to save you, and that is the problem!” “Instead of choosing the world, you choose each other. No matter how many innocent people die.” Lucifer’s words are extraordinary. That’s basically why we had seasons 9 and 10. By the end of season 10, people were complaining because Sam and Dean were not heroes anymore, and I remember I said in this meta that it was true, but that it was done ON PURPOSE. The show was trying to show us that the relationship between Sam and Dean is NOT healthy and beautiful. Yes, they love each other a lot, but they crossed the line of healthy love a long time ago. Sam was stronger than that before. Everything changed thanks to Amelia! And you know what? That was the first storyline Jeremy Carver used, which means he knew he wanted to put a stop to the “brodependency”, but he had to get his characters to touch bottom before making them come back up. That’s what he’s been doing since he took the reins of the show in season 8. The fact that Sam said no to Lucifer is HUGE! Mostly because he said, “I’m ready to die, and I’m ready to watch people I love die, but I’m not ready to be your bitch.” That means that he’s ready to let go. He will be once more like the Sam that was strong enough to go to Stanford. He will be strong enough to live his life when this whole mess is over. Good for him! His endgame is getting closer.

Dean had nothing much to do in this episode. He got the “smiting sickness” because it was essential for the plot to have Cas go to the blast site alone. He had some ha-ha moments so that he could have some screen time to look pretty, but plot-wise, he was totally irrelevant. Even during the fight in the cage, he was there to be the “damsel in distress”. Lucifer threatened to kill him because he thought Sam wouldn’t let it happen. But Luci was underestimating both Sam and Cas. He didn’t realize that Sam meant what he said; he won’t let Luci manipulate him. And he didn’t realize that Cas would never let anything happen to Dean.

Along with Sam, Cas’ plot was the other important part of the episode. I’ve been talking a lot about it in different posts. Cas was repeatedly told how good for nothing he is. He realized that his brothers and sisters think that he kills angels and that he’s the Winchesters’ tool. Metatron said that in 11x06, but maybe Cas thought that Metatron was just trying to be mean. The fact that Ambriel said similar things in this episode didn’t help Cas feel better about himself. He literally was told that if he died, it was not a big loss because he helped but was no hero. Right now, the narrative wants Cas to believe all this. Everything Ambriel and Amara said is supposed to make Cas feel worthless. He has no family in Heaven and no family on Earth. How many times have the Cas haters say that Cas is just a tool? I’ve seen people in this fandom saying such things. Now the show itself is saying that Cas is expendable. That should be painful for Cas fans. But… NOT REALLY! Because Metatron, Ambriel, and Amara are not reliable narrators. They say what they think is true and now Cas thinks it’s true, too. However, the reliable narrators will be the Winchesters. They will be the ones who will prove both Castiel and all the Cas haters that Cas is another Winchester; that Cas is important; that Cas is a hero; and that Cas is loved. It’s the only way to interpret the narrative, so don’t even try to deny that’s what’s happening here. I’m so in love with this story arc that I’m looking forward to each second of it! (Besides, Misha playing Lucifer is hot as hell! *no pun intended*)

To end this, I have to mention Rowena’s idea of love. “Love is weakness,” she said. But the thing is that LOVE is totally the opposite. Love helped Sam in season 5 when he was being possessed by Lucifer himself. Love for his brother. But that didn’t stop Sam from doing the right thing; it gave him the necessary strength. On the other hand, codependent love makes us weak. Because in order to protect what we love, we sacrifice anything and expect them to do the same in return, and then we sacrifice anything again, and on and on it goes. It’s a never ending cycle and we become weak and an easy prey for our enemies. Yes… in that case, love is weakness. I think that out of love, Cas will save the world, and out of love, Dean (and Sam) will save Cas. The love that makes us strong, not the love that makes us get innocent people killed. Weeks ago I said that “hate and Love are going to be part of the theme for this season, but love will win in the end.” (x) In 11x01, we heard this, “Love’s a-winning. […] It’s love that won”. So now I’ll keep an eye open for more “love” (or “hate”) subtle references. [ETA: That reference was, in fact, in 11x02]. Regarding Rowena’s “I hate you because if I didn’t, I’d love you” is a mirror to Amara’s feelings for God. She hates him because of what he did to her. He let her down, he betrayed her trust, and he hurt her. She hates him because if she didn’t, she’d love him, and now she probably thinks that love is weakness, too. She loved her brother and look what happened to her! But, in the end, “love’s a-winning.” So, I don’t know how it will happen, but God will have something to do with the resolution of the plot.

I hope I made some kind of sense. I’m too tired and sleepy to reread this, so if my writing is not the best this time, I apologize.

Omg I just realized

So after ep5, it’s easy to conclude that Lucy is, in fact, a little shit, and more AI-ish than straight programming because favouritism is not an algorithm. 

And we’ve been told that John and Dutch met when he tried to steal Dutch’s ship.

And now all I can think is that Lucy was less “stolen” by John and more “ran away” with John and I’m picturing Dutch watching unimpressed as her ship just saunters/glides away from the docks an dI can’t stop laughing.

Owari no Seraph Chapter 50 TRANSLATED

Part One: Read Here!

Part Two: Read Here!

Part Three: Read Here!

Part Four: Read Here!

Translations by: @panadabro​ (THANK YOU WOW IN JUST THE FIRST DAY ALREADY DONE! PRAISEEEEE)

Editing by: @lestkarrkingofeurope(I DIDN’T SUFFER THIS TIME BC THERE WAS A LOT OF LEST HAHA)

((O K A Y A L O T H A S H A P P E N E D–I  GET I SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT MORE STUFF BUT MAN I’M JUST SO FOCUSED ON LEST OKAY NO ONE TALK TO ME -SOBS LOUDLY- MY SONNNNNNNN WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN AHHHHHHHH BUT AT LEAST WE GOT MORE OF HIM THIS CHAPTER AND I THINK WE’RE ABOUT TO LEARN A LOT ABOUT THEIR PAST AND BACKSTORIES ETC. AND KRUL IS GONNA SAY SOMETHING IMPORTANT AND OW I’M READY FOR NEXT MONTH’S CHAPTER ALREADY.))


i WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY– THIS CHAPTER HAS PAINED ME A LOT (LOL) AND I GET I SHOULD BE PANICKING ABOUT OTHER STUFF AND HOW WE KNOW MORE ABOUT URD AND SAITO NOW BUT LIKE…

G O D D A M N I’M JUST SO WORRIED FOR LEST LIKE YEAH HE PUT HIMSELF BACK TOGETHER BUT HE WAS LITERALLY CUT IN HALF???

IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, ALL OTHER VAMPIRES OR HUMANS THAT HAS BEEN CUT IN HALF HAS DIED–GONE AND NOTHING NOW. AND FOR OTHER VAMPIRES WHO SUFFERED INJURIES BUT SURVIVED, IT’S NOT LIKE AN EXTREME INJURY? LIKE A SLICED OFF LIMB, BEING STABBED, DEPRIVED OF BLOOD FOR A LITTLE TIME, ETC.–NONE COMPARED TO LEST SUFFERING AN INJURY OF BEING COMPLETELY SEVERED IN HALF??? D U D E BY FAR THAT’S THE WORSE SORT OF INJURY WE’VE SEEN ANYONE SUSTAINED IN THIS SERIES AND LIVED. 

LIKE YEAH I GET PEOPLE WERE IMPALED BY CHAINS OVER AND OVER AND RIPPED APART BY IT (jfc i cry for them ;;) BUT STILL L E S T M Y S O N AHHHHHHHHH ;;

OKKAY SORRY GETTING OFF TRACK NOW SO JUST TAKE THIS HAHAHA THIS WAS REALLY EASY TO TRANSLATE AND I DIDN’T SUFFER OR STRUGGLE LOL LIKE THIS IS ONE OF THE LEAST STRESSFUL CHAPTERS I EDITED ;V;/ SO PLEASE DO ENJOY! I also included some foot notes etc. on certain images if you click on them (it’s the caption thingies lol) so yeah if you come across one, just read to clarify any confusing thing you might encounter on the page~~~

A H H H H H M Y S O N–

Dylan O'Brien - Vulnerable

warnings ; oral (male on female), masturbation, cursing, dom!dylan, the usual tbh

request ; Can I request a Dylan O'Brien smut where you’re the newest cast member on the Teen Wolf set (season 6 or something) and he instantly takes an interest to you and he goes into your trailer and you end up having sex? Like kind of a friends with benefits thing? No fluffy ‘i love you’ stuff. (Let’s pretend he’s not dating Britt Robertson btw) + Can you do a Dylan O'brien smut where he catches you masturbating? And well you can complete the rest. Btw love your Waiting Game smut, I’m really excited for the next 2 parts lmao.

prompt ; in which you intrigue your new co-star, dylan, so much that he begins to desire you.

a/n ; not sure if i like this or not :( feedback appreciated, loves!!

Vulnerable - Tinashe (Dave Luxe Remix)


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RWBY Vol. 4 Episode 7

- This fucking title is already MAKING ME SCREAM WTF
- What a coincidence, I was literally just talking about Oscar and Oz with my fiance the other day. We were talking about how maybe the wizard’s power is transferred like the maidens. 
- HOLY FUCK MY THEORY THAT THE WIZARD’S POWER MOVES LIKE THE MAIDENS WAS RIGHT
- Miles, Kerry, I didn’t want to watch Weiss get reamed for Christmas
- OH FUCK HE JUST DID THAT. 
- Okay, so after calming tf down, I see now that the physical abuse is very rare in the household. But when it happens, it makes a damn point
- God I hope Jac dies
- OH FUCK HE JUST DID THAT TOO
- I fucking knew something was up with Whitley. God fucking damn it MILES/KERRY I DID NOT WANT THIS FOR CHRISTMAS
- Weiss is gonna kick ass, I can see it now
- Yeeesss, get to see Drunkle Qrow kick ass
- Of course it’s a fucking gun
- RENORA TO THE GOD DAMN RESCUE
- Ruby you literally had a CLEAR HEAD SHOT YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN IT. DEPLETE HIS DAMN AURA FASTER
- I love how Qrow just is like “Fuck it, I’ll punch him.” I also love how shocked Tyrian is at this turn of events
- GOD FUCKING DAMN IT GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
- Oh yes, I love dismemberment in the morning
- OKAY BUT IS QROW GONNA BE OKAY CUZ I SAW VENOM IN THAT THING

Overall: I’m scream, you scream, we all scream FOR THE NEXT EPISODE

IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT

Invel said that Zeref would be the one to defeat Acnologia and that Gray will kill E.N.D.

Eileen said the same thing on a previous chapter.

Don’t you think Zeref isn’t that ambitious to do evil things? I mean the guy’s not “that” evil considering how he looked at Mavis. He’s just lost…for 400+ years.

I think that some of his spriggans are manipulating him to do those craps. Like Invel and Eileen. I think August is the most loyal one as in he just wants the best for the emperor.

And to defeat Acnologia? I thought Zeref “made” Acnologia.

I don’t know how and when will Zeref get his senses back. Maybe the only way is to take out his magic and let him be the fairy heart instead (rather than Mavis). Those two are immortals right? That means they have infinite supply of magic. And maybe that way Natsu won’t die since Zeref “won’t” die as well.

I’m kinda afraid of Happy though. Right now, he’s the only one who knows that if Zeref dies, Natsu dies as well (aside from Zeref and Natsu). Will he make a huge sacrifice? Or will he eventually tell Lucy and she’ll make the huge sacrifice? (considering she has the celestial magic and we know nothing much about it) but “spirit world” = endless possibilities.

Right now, I think anything can happen.

Let’s talk more about Natsu and Gray’s fight…

The term “bros before hoes” simply isn’t in their bro code. Those two literally don’t care about dying because they thought that their gals died. Lol, it’s surprising to see HM-sensei to pull off a Romeo and Juliet move on Natsu and Lucy. “The thought of Lucy die…I don’t care anymore! I might as well just die!” and same goes for Gray, now I know why he did that Revival of Juvia move; it’s the only freaking way to stop Gray before he kills his best friend for good. I’m not sure that killing Natsu is possible (unless the book is destroyed).

Now…will Lucy and Happy get to Natsu and Gray safely OR will they encounter a spriggan? If Juvia got there first, Gray will stop and if Lucy got there first, Natsu will stop. Will they make it on time? I mean, there are spriggans out there…

What confuses me is that can’t Natsu sense Lucy’s presence? He has demonic/dragon ears and nose better maybe he’ll stop fighting Gray if her voice or scent is getting closer and closer to him.

Maybe he already sensed it but denied it immediately considering the “dead” Lucy he saw (and hugged kya~).

Anyhow, next chapter will be called “Trump Card” who might that be? I’m guessing it’s Rakheid Dragneel; he didn’t have a lot of panel before and Zeref even called him his secret weapon, didn’t he? But maybe it’s Fairy Tail’s trump card instead? Who or what might that be? Is it Lucy’s Capricorn star-dress? I’m starting to get the feeling that HM-sensei is saving it for something good since up until now, we don’t know Capricorn’s exact magic (I think it’s not that human subordination thing, it’s black magic, right? And it belonged to that crazy guy).

There are so many theories lol. I’m starting to get crazy here ヽ(;▽;)ノ

Don’t you think that Natsu has been E.N.D. this whole time and that Igneel/Zeref (or both) did some cool dragon magic to “seal” his demonic power? (his muffler may be an anti dark magic repellent?) Proven by the Zeref saying, “the E.N.D. you feared 400 years ago is no longer here” to Acnologia and the time Zeref almost killed Natsu back in Tenroujima.

So basically Natsu is E.N.D. in a weaker/human version but since he has grown stronger (from fighting most of the bad guys in FT) the “seal” is probably weakened while his demon side is trying to get out? My argument is that ever since he heard Zeref’s name, Natsu has been giving such a sharp look. Invel told Gray that all Zeref’s demons are “programmed” to kill him.

My argument is that back when Natsu, Lucy, and Happy were trying to restore back the guild, Natsu made a promise to Lucy that he will bring Gray back. I think while he’s trying to get to Zeref and confronted by Gray, his demon side is already compiling (that eye thing he did back in DiMaria’s S&M dungeon) all because he’s angry, confused, and sad.

Maybe there’s still a little sanity/humanity left on him but when Natsu remembered the part when Lucy died…he won’t stop because there’s no one left to guide him back. BTW, what he did to DiMaria is probably what angry boyfies would do when they see their gurls in such condition; look back to Gray/Jellal/or Gajeel, lol. It’s just that since that Natsu’s demon power had been resized, his “curse” started to take over, enabling him to move in DiMaria’s Age Seal. THEORY: Can Mira “take over” Natsu? She did that to Alegria and Seilah.

Anyhow, I think once Natsu sees that Lucy is alive, he will be the usual Natsu again.

LOL. I’ve been wondering and pondering about this! ヽ(;▽;)ノ

Capricorn’s Magic Theory

I’ve been talking a lot about this. Heck, I talked about this in most of my posts.

The last time Lucy summoned him was during her training and they talked about that ‘One Magic’; which Layla and Lucy hypothesized it as ‘Love’.

I do believe HM-sensei will bring this up again once the FT reaches its climax. (I’m such a late NaLu shipper, lol. Didn’t realize it until the end of the Eclipse Arc.)

Anyway, just like the title, I wanna discuss more about Capricorn’s magic.

Here are my theories:

1. (Dear readers, you will laugh at this one) A magic goat butler. Think of Sebastian from Kuroshitsuji but a humanoid goat version of him. Oh, and that he’s not evil and wants to eat his master.

I know my first assumption is just dumb. But the last time she summoned him, she asked him to train her. Lol.

2. Is it possible that Capricorn’s magic is actually the subordination magic? Maybe that’s why she chooses not to summon him? Unless for training (But will she summon him to tame E.N.D?).

3. I don’t think he’s the combat goat kind of spirit…we already have Taurus for that. When Lucy summoned Capricorn for the first time, during battle against Master Hades, he only hit him with his hand…and that’s it. Oh come on!

4. He’s able to use Loke’s Regulus, maybe Capricorn can use all the 12’s magic (like Zeno from Akatsuki no Yona) and maybe that’s why Lucy is able to use Aqua Metria. Btw, if you reread Lucy vs. Brandish and Lucy vs. Jackal, her bikini changed!! It might be because of the not so 100% full power since she didn’t have Aquarius’s key during her battle with Brandish (the Spirit King lent Aquarius’s magic to Lucy at that time).

5. Last resort? Like in case of a fire or something…?

6. Summoning the dead? Meh. If so, he would’ve reunite the mom and daughter already.

7. Some kind of powerful magic that’s draining Lucy’s life? To heal someone or revive them?

8. Time traveling? Like when Aquarius showed Lucy and Brandish the Star Memory (brings back the joy of reading Rave Master, by the way; to all FT readers who haven’t read this, I HIGHLY recommend you to read it! I know it’s an old manga and the drawing is sorta different but I guarantee that you will fall in love with Haru and Elie just as much as you love Natsu and Lucy!)

9. Tbh, I’m sorta out of ideas. And I just like the number 10 (my birthday month is October).

10. Make owner a spirit? That comes with a key? Or make someone a spirit?

What’s your theory? Do you think that I’m insane? Lol, feel free to comment & let’s be friends! ❤︎

Now, let’s talk about the star dress!

1. A princess gown. Makes her look like mommy Layla. Makes sense, they’ll have the princess and the butler vibe.

2. A school girl? Lucy looks so cute in a uniform.

3. A butler outfit. With a cute skirt!

I really hope that HM-sensei doesn’t show a lot of her boobs or let her wear a bikini and panties again in this star dress. I feel so sorry for Lucy for being just another fan service…she’s more than that! I honestly enjoy seeing her fights because her determination is just as strong as Natsu’s or Gray’s or Erza’s especially when it comes to her friends.

Even though she isn’t as tough as them at least, she fights with her brain. Cana wouldn’t have Fairy Glitter without her aid and even Loke and Gray stalked them to get to Mavis’ grave. The way she pushed herself to help her friends and she even sacrificed her first friend to rescue her current friends.

Anyhow…I think I’m out. ヽ(;▽;)ノ

Do you ever forget that at the beginning of Danny Phantom the Fentons had canonically never even seen a ghost? It’s one of the first things Jack says. They literally don’t even have visual confirmation that ghosts exist. Now consider: unless Danny had somehow managed to see a ghost that his parents missed, when he died and became Phantom it wasn’t just “oh man I have ghost powers” it was “HOLY CRAP do not only do ghosts apparently actually exist but now I AM ONE??? But also… not actually dead????”

humid

Though Levi’s lived on the island for nearly ten years now, there are some things he’ll never grow accustomed to. Sure, the swaying palm trees and the easy-going and friendly attitude of the locals are what had prompted him to move there for good, not to mention the sunny weather. Winters are his favorite, because that’s usually when the flow of tourists eases at least a little and the temperature remains pleasantly warm.

Now, during summer, the sun is just a little too unforgiving for his tastes. Their guests seem to love it, though, many of them sunbathing by the pool for hours, and of course coming to Levi for refreshments. On particularly busy days like this he’s been allowed to snatch Hanji from the restaurant to help him serve drinks, a privilege that he uses quite often. Even though they have a fan whirring away behind the bar, it gets really damn hot and humid working through the sunniest hours of the day, so it’s no wonder Levi’s constantly reaching for a tissue to wipe off the sweat on his face.

They reach a bit of a lull and he finally gets the chance to sit down for a moment. He downs the rest of his water bottle in one swift gulp, swallowing the already lukewarm water before muttering, “Fucking hell.”

“I know,” Hanji calls out from where they’re wiping down the counter. “That one woman with the pink hat kept insisting that the ice in her drink wasn’t ‘cold enough’. People are horrible.”

He and Hanji have known each other for a long time, so it’s not uncommon for them to catch up on gossip and complain amongst themselves whenever they’re working together. Thankfully, no matter how wealthy, tourists are still tourists, and the vast majority of their customers don’t speak a word of Spanish, which leaves the two of them to talk to each other about whatever they feel like. Hanji seems to know everything about literally everyone, and even now they move to nudge Levi lightly as they nod towards the pool area.

“Have you seen the eyecandy that’s staying in the penthouse suite?” they ask with a waggle of their brows. “He’s just your type. The one who’s getting out of the pool just now, near the showers.”

Levi chuckles at that, but the laughter dies on his lips as soon as he notices the eyecandy Hanji’s referring to. “Damn,” he states, his gaze trailing from the strong lines of the man’s shoulders down to those shapely biceps and even lower along his sculpted abs as he follows the small trail of dark hair that disappears under the waistband of his shorts. His beautiful bronzed skin is shimmering with moisture, droplets falling from his wet hair as he rakes his hand through it. Unfortunately he’s soon covering up all those gorgeous muscles as he dries off with a towel, making Levi let out a disappointed sigh. “That body is a work of art.”

“Told you,” Hanji drawls out. “I heard he’s some German businessman. The lady who’s been cleaning his room claims that he leaves a tip for her every day.”

“I’d clean all of him, if you know what I mean,” Levi says flatly, still busy appreciating the hot German businessman’s back and thinking about how good that tan skin would look with his marks all over it. “I mean with my tongue.”

Just then the man happens to look over his shoulder and those brilliant green eyes lock on to his, almost as if he’d heard Levi’s words. He’s several feet away and supposedly German so it’s most likely not the case, but it still feels a little eerie. And damn, that shining green of his eyes does cause little nervous flutters to run through Levi.

He gives a polite smile before turning his attention back to Hanji. “He could tip me any day and in any position, if you catch my drift,” he goes on as he moves to restocking the fridge with more juice and lemonade. “Penthouse suite, huh?”

Hanji nods with a slight laugh. “Yeah, it’s the first time I’m seeing him around the pool, though.” They’re about to say something else but suddenly there’s a couple of British ladies asking for another cocktails by the counter, and Hanji reaches for the glasses with their usual customer service smile. It’s the same ladies who’d asked Levi to give them Sex by the Pool yesterday and he’s still not sure whether they’d been asking for some absurd drink or for actual sex by the pool, though their frantic blushing and giggles had hinted at the latter. He remains behind the counter just in case until Hanji’s handed them their drinks, inspecting the soda cans for a needlessly long time until he’s sure the sound of their footsteps has faded into the distance.

After the two ladies Hanji moves to serve a yet another customer, and Levi hears them pointing out the drinks menu to them in German. Maybe it’s the language that catches his attention, and as he turns his head and catches a glimpse of tan skin and messy brown hair he instantly knows who it is. He glances down along at the man’s body, you know, just to make sure, and yeah, those are definitely the abs he’d just been admiring.

He steps closer to the fan to soak up the gentle breeze blowing from it as he remarks, still in Spanish, “Look at that stomach. I would definitely do shots off of his abs.”

Hanji’s eyes widen as they sputter a little before barking out a laugh. “Damn, do I need to shove you into the pool in order to cool you off or something?”

“Probably, yeah. Shove him in with me while you’re at it,” he states as he discreetly steals a look at those sharp, handsome features. The German man seems completely oblivious to what they’re talking about, instead smiling at something on his phone while glancing through the list of drinks. “Seriously, that is the most gorgeous tourist I’ve ever seen.”

Just then he appears to have made up his mind, ordering one glass of orange juice and one Papaya Dream from Hanji. Levi hands them the juice and then resumes desperately trying to cool off by the fan. It’s not very effective, but then he gets the idea to also fan himself with one of their menus, and oh, God, what sweet relief from the humid warmth it brings him.

“He’s probably travelling with his wife,” he wonders out loud as Hanji passes him by on their way to grab the vodka. “Because that is our fruitiest cocktail.”

“Hey, I think it’s pretty good,” Hanji retorts, a little defensive.

“That only proves my point,” Levi replies with a cackle as Hanji rolls their eyes at him.

Hanji makes the man has drinks quickly enough and wishes him a good day. Just then Levi decides to pay specific attention on his ass as he’s walking away since he hasn’t yet had the chance to check out that part of him. His plan is severely impeded by the fact that the beautiful man happens to look up at him right at that moment, and before Levi knows it, he takes a few steps and is standing right in front on him on the other side of the counter.

Then, those green eyes alight with mischief, he says in perfect, if slightly accentuated Spanish, “This is for you.” He slides the glass of orange juice over to Levi. “Sounds like you’re a little hot.” His gaze flickers over Levi’s body appreciatively and he adds in a low voice, “Looks like it, too.”

“Uh.” It’s all he manages to get out, growing even redder and sweatier than he was before with those smoldering, playful eyes fixed on him. Hanji looks like they’re desperately trying not to laugh, which is not helping the situation at all.

Hasta luego, cariño,” the man says with a quirk of his lips before walking off, leaving behind the orange juice and a very flushed and mortified Levi. That apparently does it for Hanji and they burst into uncontrollable giggles, and amongst all the confusion, Levi doesn’t even remember to check out the man’s ass.

He does drink the orange juice, though, since it would just go down the drain otherwise, and despite of his embarrassment, he can’t help but to imagine how it might taste when licked off of the gorgeous stranger’s belly button.