and now reblog

They CALLED desperately for her presence;They needed her just as much as the gold desired to be worn by her silohuette.—- just AS MUCH as an individual required the air to preserve such desired element called LIFE. &&. Who was her to deny such requirement ?
A mortal who lived to be praised would never abandon those who encouraged HER

                                                                  Private &. Selective.

I think I’m way funnier than I actually am

general PSA about sleight of hand

Alrighty guys, just a heads up: I’ll be posting the next chapter of sleight of hand up tomorrow, but!! that’s not all this post is about!! As you guys know, bob is in the final round of Alpha Male Madness, and it’s a pretty close match with outlander right now, so here’s what gonna happen: 

as requested by the lovely @youovercomeit , if bob wins, I’ll write a long epilogue chapter in Clarke’s POV to sleight of hand! So if y’all want see that happen, please please vote and let’s help our alfalfa sprout win, yeah? 


this scene will never not crack me up.
bulma…… bulma this is Literally the man who murdered most of your friends & then continued to try & murder them, & YOU, while trying to get his wish granted for eternal life… so he may continue murdering them.
flirting with him is not a good idea.

A Message to My Followers

I just want to ask a small favour.
I’ve been a Swiftie for 9 years this September coming and I’ve been to two tours but I’ve never ever been noticed by Taylor, Taylor Nation or Scott Borchetta. I’ve tried so hard to reach out to Taylor on here and on Instagram but I’ve never been lucky enough for her to notice me. My dream is to meet Taylor but even if she just knew that I existed, that would be enough.
So I’ve had this account for about 4 years now but because I’ve not been consistently active until now I’ve only got around 400 followers. I’m way more active now, but I still don’t think Taylor will notice me because my posts don’t get many notes etc.
The main point of this message is to ask if you see a post of mine on your feed, please give it a like or a reblog or even tag Taylor. It would seriously make my life if Taylor noticed me thanks to people reblogging and tagging her.
I am so so grateful for every person who takes a second to reblog or like one of my posts. Sorry this has been long and I’m sorry if I sound like I’m begging but I just feel insignificant on social media because I don’t have a popular account with thousands of followers so all hope of meeting Taylor or even having her know who I am is fading fast.
I love you all and thank you for reading all of this if you’ve got this far.
-Jade xo

whenever I’m going to send a meme edit to my friends on facebook I send it to myself first to make sure it’s the right file but I have an acquaintance who shares my name so I just sent her this image with absolutely no context

Just little Antisepticeye and Darkiplier plot bunnies (okay, one giant plot bunny):

- Anti is the leader of a cult and Dark is his right-hand man. Watch from 4:00 to 4:30 on this video to get a sense of how I’d expect it to work.

- Anti needs attention from people to continue surviving. When people say his name, spread his image, and especially sacrifice themselves or others for him, it gives him energy and makes him stronger and unable. (”You all said my name. I am here now.”) The only way to get rid of him for good is for no one to acknowledge his existence.

- Dark thus helps Anti survive by helping to bring people close to him. And in turn, Anti makes damn sure to protect Dark at all costs. Some of the people they brainwash become bodyguards for Dark. Sometimes Dark simply impersonates Mark and infiltrates his friend group. And as a last resort, Dark can loop back time.

- Anti never shows up in person. He’s only ever seen in computers and other screened devices. No one can pinpoint exactly where he is, because his apparent location changes in an instant.

- Anti can see the world through Dark’s eyes. Like visual telepathy, if you will. This is his main method of gathering information about the outside world, since, you know, he never leaves his hiding hole.

- They have Jack and Mark held hostage, by the way.


Well here it is,,, the official Mod Cherry (〃´∀`)/

My hair is actually fading from it’s color right now so these are the only pictures I have from when it looked good! I saw that some people were agreeing with a face reveal so here you go. Me, , Officially,, , (´w`*) 

Snapchat filters fix my life, but my face was too chubby to fit around the mask ;;


“he spent five hundred pounds on jeans”

“He’s got his eyebrows plucked and his asshole bleached”

“Tribal tattoos and he don’t know what it means”

“And wears a man bag on his shoulder, but I call it a purse”

“Drinks beer, but has a six pack, I’m kinda jealous”

“He wears sunglasses indoors, in winter, at nighttime”

“Now you’re eatin’ kale, hittin’ the gym”

Originally posted by imabeast78

Reblog this and in the tags write how old you were when you first started liking 1D and who your favourite was, and how old you are now and who your favourite is now.

So, you know the guy who proclaimed “There’s been a mistake.  Moonlight – you guys won Best Picture” and held up the card for everyone to see?  The guy who thought he had just won an Oscar only to realize he hadn’t and was probably humiliated, but was only concerned with making sure sure everyone knew Moonlight was the winner?  The guy who SHUT DOWN Kimmel’s “I would like to see you get an Oscar anyway – why can’t we just give out a whole bunch of ‘em?” with a very deliberate “I’m gonna be really proud to hand this to my friends from Moonlight?”  The guy who, when the cast, producers, and director of Moonlight came on stage, immediately went over to hand them their Oscar and to hug every one of them?

His name is Jordan Horowitz and HE IS JEWISH and I am proud.