and now i'm going to pass out

i’m sure you can only grow these in the bae area though

deal | pt 1 (m)

Originally posted by sugamysavagebaby

summary: the years spent working hard had really paid off and was it so wrong to want to rub that in a few faces? The cliché mean girls that often teased you for not doing anything with your hair or clothing, wouldn’t it be great to show off someone like Jungkook? High school reunion au + ceo!jeon

word count: 6,366 

part two | part three 


Eyes like ice, cold and calculating narrow over the rim of a wine glass. Soft lips press to the polished glass, the crimson complimenting tan skin. If it weren’t for the soft dent between his brows you would have assumed he had not heard you. He takes his time allowing the wine to caress his palate, eyes closed as he savors the taste.  As always, he makes you wait until the wine glass is drained of it’s dark contents. You ponder on the taste, if it is bitter upon his tongue much like his words.

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Pixel Practice Results

I really like these, actually. Far more than any of the simple pixels I’ve done in the past. I think these have set the new standard for what my pixel sprites should look like. I might even go back and update older sprites to look as good as these ones.

Made some minor updates to a previous sprite (shorter shorts and a lighter drop shadow). Last two models are my own creations.

Thanks to
@ayeshiva
@literallysubjective
@thatredhead-plays-otome
@mcl-limos
For sending me their Candies.

(For some reason those last two tags don’t want to work.)

the thing that keeps me hooked on rvb is that the biggest twists are really utterly impossible to see coming, honestly.

no one was ready for the director to turn out to be the original leonard church

we couldn’t have predicted that he was actually willing to reverse engineer a personality disorder in an ai to make more when the unsc wouldn’t fund him

or that felix and locus socially engineered part of a civil war to commit genocide. for money. like. that’s the beauty of this show. i guarantee that whatever joe does with 15, it’s gonna be a kick in the teeth no matter what.

I can’t tell if I’m being logical or failing to self care by not making food this close to midnight.

I came home and crashed after the funeral like, lay face down down on the couch and just passed out for 7 hours crashed, woke up briefly thinking ‘I should make food’ then my body just pulled me under again. And now I’m awake I’m not sure what would be better, just going back to bed and risking the possible lack of food migraine in the morning, or not eating so I can lay down without getting reflux and burning the shit out of my throat.

And it’s not like I can just make myself something light or grab a snack (please don’t suggest foods, I have a very limited range of things I can eat and I know what they all are. so while I appreciate the thought, it doesn’t help me and is sometimes very frustrating), I literally need to make everything I can eat from scratch and I haven’t had the spoons to make things in bulk for the last few days so there’s literally 0 things I could eat right now without getting up and turning the oven on.

Which, hnggggh.

anonymous asked:

me, when i first started shipping jikook: so, Jimin seems love Kookie but I'm not sure how much that's reciprocated?... me now: Kook is so fucking smitten & in love, Jimin please put that poor boy out of his misery & kiss him

YESSSSSSSS THSSSSSSSSSSSS. In the beginning, people seemed to be so skeptical of Jungkook’s affection for Jimin. But time passed and today’s a new day. Jungkook looks at him like he’s the entire world. I don’t know if smitten is even a strong enough word to describe it. Like just look

Originally posted by taejin

Originally posted by sugutie

Originally posted by tanktoptiger

Originally posted by junqkookied

there's a new app or something
  • Girl: Did you get the new app?
  • Boy: What app?
  • Girl: The new app, stupid.
  • Boy: What does it do?
  • Girl: It's new! Check it out. *fires up app*
  • New App: *in a fresh and cool voice* Welcome to the new app.
  • Boy: I still don't understand what it does.
  • Girl: You can press this button here and it checks for the latest version of the new app. Watch. *boop*
  • New App: Boop received. There are ZERO new updates.
  • Girl: Isn't it cool?
  • Boy: I'm really not into it.
  • Girl: C'mon. You have to be. Everyone's using it.
  • Boy: I'm not really into the same things everyone else is.
  • Girl: You're always such a hispter, but that's your choice.
  • Boy: Yeah, it's my choice and I'm proud of it.
  • *later, elsewhere*
  • Group of People: Wow, the new app rules, right? I love it. I like booping it to see if there's any new updates. We should all boop it now. No, I think we should wait. You're stupid. Yeah, let's all boop it forget the other guy. *boopboopboopboopboopboop*
  • New App: Bbbooooppppp rreeecciiieeeevvvveeedddd. Ooonneeeeee nnnnnneewwww uuuuppppdddaaaattttteeeeeee aaaaavvvvvvvaaaillllllabbbbbl-
  • Boy: *watching from afar* What a bunch of sheep. How can they get excited over a stupid app that does nothing. It's mob mentality if I've ever seen it. One person downloads a useless app, so everyone else has to. Thank god that I'm appless and entirely free from banal social dogma.
  • New App: New update has finished downloading. Activating new feature, outcast locater. One outcast located directly to the south of your group. He's watching from the alleyway.
  • Boy: Huh?
  • Group of People: *rush over the alleyway* Whoa, there really was a guy watching us from the alleyway! What a weirdo! Does he really not have the app? No one doesn't have the app, it's the newest app. Hey, do you not have the app?
  • Boy: I have to go.
  • Group of People: Don't go! Why don't you have the app? Actually, fuck off if you don't have the new app, freak!
  • Boy: *runs away* Why did they all gang up on me like? *stomach growls* Now I'm hungry after running like that. I best go to that sandwich shop over yonder and eat a... hmmm sandwich.
  • Cashier: Hello, sweetie. What kind of sandwich can I get you today?
  • Boy: Just a bread sandwich. Like, a sandwich with three slices of bread and meats, vegetables, cheeses, or condiments.
  • Cashier: *phone vibrates* Hold on, sweetie. The new app is booping me, there might be a new update.
  • New App: Hey, do you see the kid standing in front of you?
  • Cashier: You mean that very cute boy?
  • New App: Yes, him. He doesn't have the new app.
  • Cashier: What!?
  • New App: It's true.
  • Cashier: You have the new app, don't you?
  • Boy: Well, no.
  • Janitor: *stops mopping the floor* That's kind of weird.
  • Cashier: It's actually very weird.
  • Boy: I don't understand what the big deal is, it's just a dumb app.
  • Cashier: It's not dumb, everyone's using it!
  • Janitor: *locks the doors* It's suspicious that you're not using it, son. Why don't you take a seat and wait here for a moment.
  • Cashier: Yeah, me an my colleague, the janitor, have to talk. Your sandwich will be out in a moment.
  • Boy: *nervously sits*
  • *the janitor and cashier huddle behind the counter and whisper to each other*
  • Boy: *internally* This is ridiculous. Why is this stupid app getting me into so much trouble. I'm not required to download it. It's just an app. So why is everyone getting so aggressive about it.
  • Cops: *knock at the door*
  • Janitor: *lets them in* Welcome officers.
  • Cops: So we hear that someone isn't using the new app, eh?
  • Janitor: Yes officer, he's sitting right over there. He's terrible! TERRIBLE!
  • Cops: Calm down, sir. We'll take care of this. *walks over to the boy, very authoritatively* Hello, son. Now, don't be intimidated just because we're cops and all. We simply want to know why you aren't using the new app.
  • Boy: I don't know, I just don't feel like using it.
  • Cops: But you realize it's the most innovative app to be released in the past decade. It was developed by Darkheart Studios, and you know those Darkhearts always make good stuff.
  • Boy: I just don't get why I have to download it. Like, what's the big deal? All it does is update itself.
  • *cops look at each other puzzled*
  • Cops: *phone vibrates* Oh, looks like the app has something to tell us. Lemme just give it a boop. *boop*
  • New App: Boop received. New has update finished downloading. Activating new feature, extermination of the sacrilegious. Kill the boy, officers. End his miserable life.
  • Cops: Are you telling us to shoot the boy because he hasn't downloaded the app.
  • New App: Not necessarily, but any means of extermination is sufficient.
  • Cops: I don't think we should kill the boy. The new app is great an all, but not worth killing over. In fact, it's getting kind of old. I think we should take the boy down to the station for safe keeping while we figure out what's going with this here bizarre app. Hey there, little guy... oh.
  • Boy: *gone*
  • Cops: He's gone. Now where did he run off too?
  • Boy: *runs panicked down the street, the cellphone of every single person vibrating and ringing as he passes them*
  • Boy: *runs into his house and locks himself in his bedroom* What did I do to deserve this? I should just download the app and spare myself this hell. No! I refuse, I won't fall in with trends like all the sheeple. I'm special. I'm different.
  • Sister: *knocks at the boy's bedroom door, clutching a knife behind her back* Little brother, open up. I have to talk to you about something. It's important.
  • Boy: I don't feel like talking, leave me alone.
  • Sister: Come on, I'm your sister. You can trust me, open up. *tries to force the door open* Open the fucking door!
  • Boy: You're acting crazy, leave me alone!
  • Sister: Fine. *stomps off*
  • Boy: *hides under his blankets*
  • *a cacophony of cellphone notification sounds come from outside of the bedroom window*
  • Boy: *sheepishly peaks out the window, his blanket still wrapped around him*
  • *a mob of people, some armed with weapons stand in his backyard*
  • Leader of the Mob: Kid, we all know you didn't download the new app. Unfortunately, the app says we gotta kill you unless you do. I personally think that's unreasonable, but it is the new app after all, and who am I to question it?
  • Boy: Fuck your stupid app! It doesn't even do anything!
  • Leader of the Mob: What a bad attitude. It's the new sensation.
  • Boy: You're sheep!! You're all stupid sheep!! I'm never downloading the stupid fucking app!!
  • Leader of the Mob: Then we have to burn down your house, kid.
  • Boy: My dad is super rich and influential. If you burn down my house, he'll have you guys taken care of.
  • Dad: *from the mob* I actually support them, son. It's disconcerting to me as a father that you don't have the new app when everyone else does. I could support your through anything, but not this.
  • Boy: Wha- dad!? Argh! Just burn the house! I don't care! I'm not afraid to die!! At the end of the day, I'll be a martyr and you'll all still be fucking nobodies!!
  • Leader of the Mob: Whatever ya say, kid. *tosses torch at the house*
  • *the rest of the mob follows and the house quickly goes up in flames*
  • Boy: I guess this is it. This is how I die. All over a dumb app that doesn't do anything but boop.
  • *flames reach the bedroom window*
  • Boy: Oh god, oh god, oh god! I've changed my mind! I don't want to die!! *frantically pulls out his phone as the flames grow and downloads the new app*
  • New App: *boop* Thank you for downloading the new app, boy. Now, you've been forgiven. You may live. Please be sure to boop me to check for updates.
  • Boy: I feel so fucking stupid, but at least I'll live. I just have to get out of here.
  • Boy: *rushes into the hallway, but the flames have engulfed the entire house*
  • *the ceiling collapses, trapping the boy in the hallway and ceiling any exits*
  • Boy: No! Someone help me! *coughs* I'm sorry! Please help! I downloaded the app!
  • Boy: *curls up in fetal position* I don't want to die. Fire fighters will come and save me or something like that, I'm sure of it! I'm so scared! I don't want to die! I don't want to die! It can't end like this!
  • *The End*
My Yuri Manga List

It has been requested of me that I share a list of the Shoujo-ai/Yuri manga I have read. This will be a LONG list. I also should warn beforehand that some of the one-shots I list will be found in the anthologies I list (meaning they’ll technically be listed twice), but I’d rather be safe than sorry. 

Seeing as this list has been around a long time now, I have decided to open requests! If there is a manga you’d like me to review, or one currently on the list you’d like me to review in greater detail, feel free to submit a message and I will see what I can do! As a note however I will not review a doujinshi from an anime/manga that I have not seen/read. I have been considering starting a separate list for doujin reviews. So, yeah! Submit me requests!

.925 by Nishi Uko - [Very short, but enjoyable]

.Traeh by Hanatsu Yaya

A Cold and After That by Minase Ruruu

A Little Melody of Love by Uchimura Kaname

A Person Who Draws People by Hakamada Mera

A Secret on the Lips by Miman

A Special Person by Nawoko

A Water Balloon, a Goldfish, and Ramune by Takahashi Mako

A White White Dress by (unlisted)

Adrift by Morinaga Milk

After Life by Dowman Sayman

Afterschool Girl by Morinaga Milk

Akira to Hiyori by Kirihara Idumi

Akuma no Riddle by Kouga Yun - [Highly Recommended–especially if you loved the anime.]

Alien from Yuri by Manishi Mari

Ameiro Kouchaka Kandan by Fujieda Miyabi - [Highly Recommended]

Anemone by Otomo Megane

Anfang by Mizuno Moto - [Fun One-Shot, but darker than most are used to.]

Angel Dust by Nanase Aoi

Another Kiss by Yurihara Aki - [Cute and fun, but so far not a masterpiece.]

Aoi Hana by Shimura Takako - [Recommended. I really liked it, but others might not. Still, the mangaka is a wonderful lady doing great representation of the LGBT community.]

Aoi Honoo Kaoru Tsuchi by Naruko Hanaharu

Aoi Shiro - Aoi Shiro no Enbukyouku by Fumotogawa Tomoyuki

Apocalypse by Kurata Uso

Apple Daydream by Jounouchi Nene - [Interesting. It’s a collection. Some hits, some near misses.]

Asagao to Kase-san by Takashima Hiromi - [Highly Recommended. LOVE IT!]

At the Bottom of the Stairway to Adulthood by Amagakure Gido

Ayame 14 by Amano Shuninta - [Potential thus far.]

Azure Dream by Morishima Akiko - [I love this author!]

Baby You by Nishi Uko

Bashful Little Hime-chan by Mizuki Maya

Beyond the Feeling by Kuromasa Shisei

Beyond the Stars by Morishima Akiko - [Morishima again. Love her work!]

Black and White by Takemiya Jin - [Loved it. Recommend almost anything by this author.]

Black Eyed Witch by Hakamada Mera

Bloomer Blue Maniacs by Gouda Nagi

Blue Drop by Yoshitomi Akihito - [The anime is a prequel to this collection and its spinoffs. I recommend them all except the gender-bender one.] 

Blue Line by Neko Natsu

Body Warmth Communication by Fujimori Yuyukan

BOMBSHELLS by Amano Shuninta

Boundary Line by Tama Li

Bully by Sukoyaka

Bunny Cafe by (unlisted)

Butterfly 69 by Natsuneko

Candy by Suzuki Yufuko

Candy Boy by Touge Hiro - [The incest didn’t put me off at all, surprisingly. In fact I liked it so much I started to watch the anime. Highly Recommended]

Carbonard Crown by Shinonome Mizuo

Cassiopeia Dolce by Takagi Noboyuki

Cherish by Ootsuka Poteto

Cherry Lip by (unlisted)

Choir! by Tenpogensui

Chouchou Nannan by Takemiya Jin - [I do love Takemiya’s work!]

Cigarette Liar by Yamamoto Mamo

Citrus by Saburo Uta - [You all know this one! Love it, recommend it!]

Collectors by Nishi Uko - [Very different in a good way. LOVE IT!]

Concerto by Hattori Mitsuru

Conversation in the Language of Flowers by Ume Maru

Cotton by Konno Kita

Cotton Candy Love by Tendou Kirin

Don’t Say by Santo

Double House by Haruno Nanae - [This one is good, though a bit dated. Still would recommend, though. Especially because it’s a rare opportunity to see trans representation in Yuri.]

Dream Trip by Chi-Ran

Dream at Dawn by Amano Shuninta

Drumcan Hyakkei: 100 Famous Views of a Drum Can by Various

Earth Girls by Peachpulsar (Mira) - [This was fun. A stone-age fantasy about a village of girls. And though the harem concept exists, it’s a joke mostly and is not at all the point of the manga. I loved it, and it was cute. Highly Recommended. WARNING: NSFW!]

Ebisu-san to Hotei-san by Kizuki Akira - [This one was really nice. And the ending isn’t something you often see in manga or Japan in general.]

Epitaph by Shouoto Aya - [Very cute art.]

E.S. - Eternal Sisters by Kindaichi Renjuurou

Evening Rain Feeling by Yoshitomi Akihito

Fall in Love by Morinaga Milk - [I loved this short one! Really gets me for some reason, and I ALWAYS love Morinaga’s work <3] 

First Love by Suga Atsushi

Flower Flower by Iwami Shouko - [I’m caught up on this one. It’s actually REALLY fun so far. Can’t wait to see what happens next!]

Flowers Dwelling in a Forest Manor by Serio Yuzuha

Footprints in the Snow by Takahashi Mako

For You, My Beloved by Yoshizaki Nagi

Forever Girls by Amagakure Gido

Fragtime (sometimes called Flagtime) by Sato - [Cool concept, and sweet too]

Free Soul by Yamaji Ebine [Finished. It was enjoyable, but definitely unlike most other yuri. Recommended.]

Friends by Kamei Juri

Fu-Fu by Minamoto Hisanari - [I loved this one. Romantic and full of hope for a happy future with a girl you love]

Futari by Ootomo Megane

Futari Dake by Mountain Pukuichi

Futari to Futari by Yoshitomi Akihito - [I’m unsure how I feel about this one. It feels sort of “male gaze” but also shows polyamory in a positive light. Give it a read if you want to consider such things.]

Fuyu no Hanashi by Caramel Crunch

Game by Takemiya Jin - [I love this. It’s pretty short, but has a positive and sweet end. Takemiya has done it again.]

Girl Friends by Morinaga Milk - [THE QUINTESSENTIAL MANGA for Yuri fans. It wins my heart anew EVERY time I read it. If you haven’t, DO IT. NOW.]

Girl Satellite by Hami - [This one was quite cute. No proper romance, even if it’s labeled for it. But they hinted pretty heavily, and there’s a really flirty girl in the cast, so there’s plenty of shipping material. Highly Recommended!]

Girlish Sweet: Atashi no Kanojo by Takemiya Jin - [This was great! Really, go read this and Takemiya’s other works]

Girl’s Love by (Various) - [This is an anthology. WARNING! Hot content if you know what I mean!]

Girls Monochrome by Chico*

Girls’ Glasses by Sengoku Hiroko - [Quiet, but only hints at romance.]

Girls’ Lives by Fujio

Girls’ Love by (various) - [Apparently my app lists this separately due to a spelling mistake. Same as above, but for some reason has different one-shots. Be sure to check which provider you use so you can read the whole collection.]

Girls’ Planetarium by Amagakure Gido

Gokujou Drops by Mikuni Hazime - [Great author. Kinda steamy story in places but still WAY worth the read any day!]

Gurenki by Takewakamaru - [I’ve caught myself up. It’s fun, though I won’t say how it stacks up against anything else until it’s actually finished. A nice way to spend some time though. Recommended.]

Hajimete, Kanojo to by Morishima Akiko - [Repeating myself, but Morishima is great]

Hakoniwa Cosmos by Kuwata Noriko

Halloween Rhapsody by Hiiragi Kei

Hana no Yurina Gume by Koume Keito

Hana to Hoshi by Suzukin Kario

Hana Yamata  by Sou - [I’m behind on this, but I stand by it being super cute.]

Hanjuku Joshi by Morishima Akiko - [Morishima, so, yeah <3]

Happy Picture Diary by Morishima Akiko - [Ditto to above, though story here is not as serious and is more slice of life]

Happy Summer Dream by Uhm Jung Hyun

Haru Natsu Aki Fuyu by Eiki Eiki - [A fun collection. Definitely give it a read at some point.]

Haru Yo Koi by Saki Kaori - [I haven’t even started this yet because of my skepticism. But at some point I will get around to it.]

Hatsukoi Kouzousa by Amao Shuninta

Hatsukoi Shimai by Komao Mako

Hen by Oku Hiroya - [This is a real investment. Lots of (unfortunately hetero exclusively) sex, but still a story about a girl loving a girl. This one isn’t for everyone, but I think in the end I was still glad I read it]

Hidden Meaning by Itou Chika

Himawari Saita by Kuromasa Shisei

Himawari-san by Sugano Manami - [I love this one. Slow pacing and very relaxed, but totally fits the story. Highly Recommended!]

Hime Koibito by Katsura

Himitsu no Hanazono by Fujii Mihona - [This may start of oddly but hang in there]

Honey and Honey by Takeuchi Sachiko - [I love and appreciate Takeuchi’s work so much. The drawing is simplistic, but the content is great. This is an autobiographical and real look at lesbian life in Japan. Definitely a must. Takeuchi-sensei is definitely someone I’d be honored to meet]

Honey and Mustard by Morishima Akiko - [Once again, Morishima everyone]

Honey Crush by Tsubaki Asu - [This one is still on my list. When I read it, I will post about it.]

Honto no Kanojo by Imamura Yoko

Husky and Medley by (unlisted)

Hyakuoku Nengo no Kimi no Koe by Akiyama Maiko

I Girl by Nakahara Momota

I Say a Little Prayer by Minami Q-ta

I Want to Lock You Up by Rokuroichi

I Won’t Say I Love You Anymore by Sakamoto Mano

In Sickness by Shii Hirone

In the Afternoon by Konno Kita - [Sequel to “Nowhere to Go” so read that one first]

Indigo Blue by Yamaji Ebine - [Another Josei hit. Recommended.]

Infinite 20 Minutes by (unlisted)

Interface by Kurogane Ken

Inugami-san to Nekoyama-san by Kuzushiro - [Anime was great, manga promises similar content]

Ipheion by Miman

Junsui Adolescence by Kazuma Kowo - [I liked this one. Everyone might not, but I really did]

Kashimashii: Girl Meets Girl by Akahori Satoru - [My first Yuri manga. This manga and its anime gave me hope that someday I too had a shot at happiness just like Hazumu. Hope that lesbian transgirls can find love. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!!]

Kaichou to Fukukaichou by Hakamada Mera

Kakera by Kurata Uso

Kamuko by Inuburo

Katakoihime by Otsu Hiyori

Keep Your Heart Closed by Rokuroichi

Kila Kila by Takemiya Jin  - [Definitely a good read so far. I want to see how it concludes! Recommended!]

Kimi no Kishi by Kirihara Kotori

Kiniro Mosaic by Hara Yui - [Loving it so far! Plus still watching the anime and and disappointed in neither]

Knife Edge Girl - Furutsuji Kikka - [Great. Really liked it.]

Koiiro Etude by Oosawa Yayoi

Kono Negai ga Kanau by Hakamada Mera

Konohana Teikitan by Amano Sakuya

Kotonoha no Miko to Kotodama no Mahou by Fujieda Miyabi - [Really sweet fantasy story. I loved both of the main characters. Totally recommend]

Kuchibiru Tameiki Sakurairo (also known as Kisses,Sighs, and Cherryblossom Pink in english) by Morinaga Milk - [Morinaga is ALWAYS a good read in my mind. Highly Recommended]

Kusari wa mou Iranai - Kurata Uso

Kyoumei Suru Echo by Kigi Tatsumi

Laika, Pavlov, Pouchihachikou by Yotsuhara Furiko - [A nice collection. Worth the read if you like yuri anthology.]

Last 10 Millimeters by (unlisted) - [One-shot with a plot device you’d never think twice about. Kinda fun]

Lemonade by Shioya Teruko - [This one was kind of a struggle for me to read, but I think in the end it was still worth it, despite not being what I had initially hoped]

Lens no Mukou by Hisaka Mika 

Lesbian Solo by Morishima Akiko - [Do I even need to say it? Morishima. Read it.]

Like a Cinderella by Mizutani Fuuka

Like a Flower by Sakasaki Sara

Linkage by Kurata Uso - [This was good. If you like androids and thinking about what makes us “alive” then this is for you. Still unfinished though]

LisBlanc by Kishuu Yuuki

Little Little by Rokuko - [Haven’t finished, but first two chapters were nice]

Lonely Wolf, Lonely Sheep by Mizutani Fuuka - [short but quite enjoyable]

Love Aroma by Takemiya Jin - [Once again, totally recommend Takemiya’s works]

Love Flicker by Takemiya Jin - [Still. Recommended cause Takemiya]

Love My Life by Yamaji Ebine - [Read a while ago. Art style is different, and so is content, but I think was worth the read. Give it a shot]

Love My Poem by Araki Kanao

Love Pheromone No.5 by Iwasaki Tsubasa - [Really silly nonsensical stuff, but funny (for me at least)]

Love Strategy by Aoko

Magic of the Kiss by Usaki Hitomi

Magical Chocolate by Otsu Hiyori

Majo to Houki to Kurobuuchi Megane by Hebe - [Not taken too seriously, this one is quite funny. Not romantic at all though, just comedy]

Maka-Maka by Kishi Torajirou - [I read through this hoping to find some redeeming qualities. I did not. Bu if you want loads of sex with not much else, go for it. Can’t say I’m happy to have read it though.]

Mama Mama by Amano Shuninta[This is intriguing. It’s about two married women with kids who love each other. Why they’re married or the state of said marriages is not known. But it looks to me like a happy life.]

Manga no Tsukurikatta by Hirao Auri - [I am caught up on this so far and am dying for a new chapter. Recommended]

Mannequin by Nishi Uko - [I love Nishi’s work. It’s a one-shot, but I really liked it.]

Maria Holic by Endou Minari - [I watched the anime first. No real shoujo-ai OR yuri, but Kanako is one of the perviest and funniest lesbians you will ever meet. So still fun]

Maria-sama ga Miteru by Konno Oyuki - [Haven’t read yet, but am working through the anime]

Maze of Flowers by Ootsuka Poteto

Mermaid Line by Kindaichi Renjuurou - [I absolutely loved this!!! I could be biased of course, and you’ll see why if you read it, but I don’t care. It was still great. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!]

Metoraba by Kazuto Izumi

Mette Sarete Kya by Tanaka Minoru

Midsumer Lovers by Morishima Akiko - [Morishima. Enough said]

Mio Post by Nishi Uko

Mine by Scarlet Beriko

Miyabi-chan Down from the Moon by (unlisted)

Mizuiro Cinema by Otsu Hiyori - [Very sweet. Loved it.]

Momo to Botan to Yuri no Hana by Mitsuboshi Megane

Momoiro Toiki by Matsuda98

Moon, World, and Stars by Takagami Yuriko

Moonlight Flowers by Tsukumo Mutsumi - [A super classic, and a tad grittier than you might think. GREAT read, highly recommended]

Motto Gyu to Shite Wanko by Amanagi Seiji - [Pretty typical, nothing special one-shot. Still fun enoughto read though.]

Mousou Honey by Mikuni Hajime - [I don’t see much of this author, but would like to see more]

Multiplying Lights by Nishi Uko

My Class Rep by Unlisted

My Little Sister is Too Cute by Urutsu

My Teddy Bear by Tanaka Minoru

Nana Yuri by Ponpon-o

Nanami to Misuzu by Minakata Sunao

Nanatsu Yuri by Mountain Pukuichi

Natsu no Ari by Yoshitomi Akihito

Next to You by (unlisted)

Nightmare Syndrome by Natsuneko

Nijipuri by Tachibana Ayun - [I thought this one was great! Definitely recommended]

Not for Sale by Amano Shurinta

Nowhere to Go by Konno Kita - [If you paid attention, this has a sequel]

Octave by Akiyama Haru - [Oh my god I LOVED this story! Highly, HIGHLY Recommended!]

Off Time by Morishima Akiko - [You don’t trust me already? Morishima. Read]

Omoi no Saki by Nonta

Omoino Kakera by Takemiya Jin - [Takemiya again, so, yeah. Go read it]

Onegai Kamisama! Moriki Takeshi

Oniyuri-san and Himeyuri-san by Hazuki Ryo

Onnanoko Awase by Morishima Akiko - [Morishima. Duh. Read]

Onnanoko no Sekkeizu by Konno Kita

Orange Yellow by Otsu Hiyori

Othello by Otsu Hiyori

Otome - Kikan Gretel by Sudoo Kaoru

Otome Cake by (various) - [This is definitely worth it for people who seriously love yuri. But I warn you: not all of the pieces of cake taste so sweet. Took me by surprise]

Otome Ouji by (unlisted)

Otome Saku by Asagi Ryuu

P=NP? by Amaguri Taroh

Parfum by Nishi Uko

Past Heaven by Hanatsu Yaya

Peach Taste by Morishima Akiko - [Morishima again.]

Philosophia by Amano Shuninta - [I liked this more than I thought I would. I will definitely see how it turns out.]

Phyrne Magazine by Nemoto Yue

Pierce by Iizuka Shuuko

Pink Rush by Tono

Pixy Gale by Miyashita Miki - [Interesting. And if memory serves, unfinished I think]

Plica by Amamiya Sae - [Very interesting. Another take on realistic lesbian life in Japan. Give it a read.]

Poolside End by (unlisted)

Poor Poor Lips by Goto Hayako - [This one turned out to be even more super cute than I thought. Funny and sweet, and quite long. I would say: Recommended!]

Present by Kurata Uso

Princess Academy by Oshida J-o

Princess and the Witch by (unlisted)

Prism by Higashiyama Shou

Pure Marionation by Takagi Noboyuki - [Another about artificial intelligence. I liked it, thought it was sweet.]

Qualia the Purple by Ueo Hisamitsu - [This one…like I don’t even know. Damn. This is a great read so far and I can’t wait to see it finished. This will blow your mind in a number of ways, fair warning. Highly Recommended]

Rakka Ryuusui by Sanda Ikki

Rakuen no Jouken by Morishima Akiko - [Read Morishima. Dooooo iiiiiitt]

Rapunzel by Komoda

Renai Joshi File by Morishima Akiko - [Morishima…etc]

Renai Joshika by Morishima Akiko - [I rave about Morishima, but this one is especially good I think because the characters are not what you normally see. Very refreshing change. Highly Recommended even for Morishima]

Renai Manga by Kodama Naoko - [I loved this short one. Not very heavy on the romance and girl love, but it’s there enough to read I would say.]

Riko to Haru to Onsen to Iruka by Hijiki - [No real romance at all, but comedic and cute. Still going, so still chance for romance. And they hinted at it.]

Rock it Girl by Tanaka Minoru - [Not much available, but promising so far]

Roomates by Tamamusi

Rui-Rui by Minatsu - [Still on my to-read list]

Saigo no Seifuku by Hakamada Mera - [Also still to-read]

Sakura no Sono by Yoshida Akimi - [Ditto to two above]

Sakura Trick by Tachi - [I ADORED the anime, and the manga is different and promises to be just as great. Plus oodles of yuri kisses. Who doesn’t love that?]

Sapphism no Gensou by Koume Keito

Sasameki Koto by Ikeda Takashi - [Currently taking my sweet time. I loved the anime so so much. I’m sure the manga will deliver. I want to savor this experience.]

Sayounara Folklore by Kazuma Kowo

Sayuri Hime by (various)

Seasons by Takemiya Jin - [Takemiya. Definitely Read it.]

Secret Garden by Egawa Hiromi

Secret Recipe by Morinaga Milk - [steamy AND sweet, I can’t wait to see the next chapter. Highly Recommended]

Seijun Shoujo Paradigm by Morishima Akiko - [So yeah, that Morishima…]

Seitokai no Himegoto by Minazuki Shinobu

She, i, and the Red Book by Kashimami

Shibuya District by Okazaki Mari - [I’m not sure what to make of this one. Give it a shot if you’re in the mood to take a bit of a risk]

Shinigami Alice by Izumiya Otoha

Shinozaki-san ki wo Ota Shika ni by Hikawa Shou - [This one is hilarious and fun, and still has enough romantic tension. I love it, I can’t wait for another chapter! Highly Recommended!]

Shitsuji Shoujo to Ojousama by Sanada Ikki - [This was cute and funny. A good read for casual fun and cuteness]

Shitsurakuen by Naomura Tooru - [I just started this one, which translates to “paradise lost,” but it’s intriguing so far]

Shoujo Bigaku by Chi-Ran

Shoujo Sect by Kurogame Ken - [On my list because it’s one of the legendary titles. Haven’t read yet though]

Sketch by Yoshitomi Akihito

Sleeping Beauty no Mita Yume by Yotsuhara Furkio

Snowflakes Fluttering Down Through the Clear Sky by Himawari Souya

Sorairo Girlfriend by Rikachi

Sore ga Kimi ni Naru by Hakamada Mera 

Sorry I’m Obsessed by Takemiya Jin - [Takemiya, so definitely read]

Soshite Kanojo wa Haisha e Iku no by Takenouchi Hitomi

Sound by Yamada Kanan

Spiderweb by Takahashi Mako

Spiral of Pleasure by Izumi Yuu

Story of Club Activities by Aoko - [It’s definitely more about sex than most of the others on this list, but not terrible. Still room for more love in the future though.

Straight to You by Mitou Kana

Strawberry Shake Sweet by Hayashiya Shizuru - [Oh my god! I loved this one! HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!]

Strawberry Strawberry Strawberry by Takahashi Mako

Sugar Spot by Matsuzaki Miyuki

Sugar wa Otoshigoro by Ninomiya Hikaru - [It’s on going still, but it’s not what I expected. I’m not entirely sure why it’s tagged the way it is.]

Surely, Always by Hirao Auri

Suzunari by Iwami Shouko

Swear by Muttri Moony

Sweet Guily Love Bites by Amano Shuninta - [Very steamy, but I really liked it. A good read, really] 

Sweet Temptation  by Takemiya Jin - [Takemiya again. Take my word for it and read]

Tear: 99 by Momono Moto

Tempted by the Flower Petals by (unlisted)

Tenbin wa Hana to Asobu by Unohana Tsukasa

Tender Night by Auri Hirao

That Sensation by Sakaki Nagako

The All Girls’ Mahjong Club is Doing Activities by Hakamada Mera

The Blue-Eye Material by Takishima Asaka - [It’s a shame this was cancelled. It was headed in such a direction with so much potential.]

The Cherry Tree Correspondence by Himawari Souya

The Female Body by Konno Kita

The Ocean Meets the Sky by Koume Keito

The Pace of Two by Matsuda98

The Promised Finger by Serio Yuzuha

The Proof of Her Love by Otsu Hiyori

The Secret Stream by Yoshitomi Akihito

The Structural Formula of First Love by Amano Shuninta - [Very interesting and cute.]

The Two of Us, Together Under the Sky by Kuromasa Shisei

This is a Great Hug Pillow by (unlisted)

Three-Second Rule by (unlisted)

Time by Hayase Hashiba

To Meet by Nishi Uko

Together With Master by Himawari Souya

Tomodachi Login by Itou Nanami - [Cute, Funny, totally relateable protagonist for some of us girls who are homebodies] 

Topaze by Nishi Uko

Touch by Hayase Hashiba

Traces of Snow by Takahashi Mako

Tried and True Cooking tools by Izumiya Otoha

Tsubomi by Kobayashi Shounen - [Yet to read, but looks cute]

Under One Roof by Fujio

Under the Rose by Konno Kita

Urbane by Fuji Tamaki

Vampire Girl by Tanaka Minoru

V Hunter by Hayashiya Shizuru - [Amusing, bu not much more.]

Visitor on a Moonlit Night by Kuramoto Kaya

Voiceful by Nawoko - [I loved this one. So cute. Do read it]

Watashi Baka by Amagakure Gido

Watashi no Taistetsu na Tomodachi by Hakamada Mera - [This is tagged as shoujo-ai, but there was really no romance at all. Seriously. Good read though]

Watashi Sekai o Kousei Suru by Amano Shuninta

Watch Out For Drunks by Minase Ruruu

When She Touches Me by Amaguri Taoru

Whispers Under The Roses by Sakurai Aya

White and Pink by (unlisted)

Wishing on a Star by Himawari Souya

Witch by Chi-Ran

Witch Meets Knight by Inumaru - [Some might not get it right away, but the joke is that their names sound like the English words Knight and Witch]

Wonderful Morning by Morishima Akiko - [I don’t even need to say it]

Yappari Idol by Akari Kanao

Yearning for Macarons b Rakuji Tarahi

Yellow Drops by (unlisted)

Your Color by Meiji Kanako

Your Cuteness by Otsu Hiyori

Yozora no Ouji to Asayake no Hime by Hakamada Mera

Yukemuri Sanctuary by Amano Shuninta - [Pretty cute. Not too serious. A very light-hearted read.]

Yume Mitaina Hoshi by Araki Kanao

Yuri Game by Chi-ran

Yuri Hime Collection by (various authors listed here) - [HIghly Recommended]

Yuri Hime Wildrose by (various) - [Highly Recmmended, but very steamy]

Yuri Kuma Arashi by Ikuhara Kunihiko

Yuri Mekuru Hibi by Mizuki Reona

Yuri ni Tanpopo by Yamaguchi Serika

Yuri Seijin Naoko-san by Kashmir

Yuri Tengoku Anthology by (various)

Yuri x Yuri Observation Diary by Morishima Akiko - [Do it.]

Zenryaku, Yuri no Sono yori (also known as Notes From the Garden of Lillies) by Suga Atsushi - [Highly Recommended!]

Zetta x Roman by Mucchiri Muunii

This list just keeps growing. I hope you all enjoy reading yuri as much as I do. If you have suggestions that you’d like me to review, send me a note or an ask. See you all next update!

anonymous asked:

What about RFA+Saeran+V with a MC that's learning a new language (any) and has been studying for days due to an upcoming exam. This is me rn and I kinda need a little motivation to keep going🇩🇪. Gimme some love pls it's 4 am and I'm still studying lol 💕 Love your blog 💞

Oh my, I hope you were able to get at least a 2-hour nap before your exam, anon-san! Learning new languages is really tough, especially if the grammar construction is different and there are things like a dozen forms of speech in it!


I only did Jaehee, Jumin, and Seven for now because I ran out of ideas;;;

I’m sorry! 人(_ _*)


This is super duper late (I wanted to do it sooner too, but I couldn’t make it in time… ;;;;), but I hope you passed your exams!

~Nao


MC and language exams

Jaehee

  • You only knew enough Korean to get by.
  • But everything you knew was from binge-watching Korean dramas and self-study.
  • You wanted to challenge yourself, so you applied to take the Test of Proficiency in Korean (TOPIK).
  • You had no problem with grammar construction and remembering greetings, but remembering when to use formal and informal forms were very confusing for you.
  • Jaehee had been watching you go at it for days now, and had been trying to support you by bringing you some food to snack on while studying.
  • But you were almost falling asleep on top of your books
  • She decided enough was enough
  • “But Jaehee, I’m quite certain I’m getting it now, so…“
  • “I understand your dilemma MC, but I think it would be counterproductive if you force yourself to study even when you’re tired.“
  • She has a point
  • So you follow her to bed, but you were still worried that you couldn’t sleep
  • “MC, I know you might still be anxious right now, so how about this: try to get some sleep now and then I’ll help you with studying starting tomorrow, okay?“
  • Just the thought of having Jaehee helping you study calms you down
  • You are able to fall asleep, with your head on her bosom and arms wrapped tightly around her waist.


Jumin

  • German. Why had you chosen German as one of your minor subjects?
  • For one, it was interesting. Secondly… it was intersting. //lmao shoot me now, I’m sorry
  • But your professor that sem was really scary and had super high standards
  • There was also one time when he embarrassed you in front of the whole class, but you didn’t tell Jumin about it
  • You hated it when people underestimate you, so you worked hard on getting good grades in his subject
  • There was this pre-final long test that he warned about being really hard, and you wanted to get a good score for it
  • But he didn’t give out pointers until a week before, so you had to grind
  • However, it also meant that you were losing sleep for the past few days
  • Jumin points this out during dinner one day, and you ‘fess up just as easily because the stress was already getting to you
  • “I see. But it wouldn’t do you good to stress over it, so I’m forbidding you to study tonight.“
  • “But… but Jumin…“
  • “Instead, I’m going to personally tutor you starting tomorrow.“
  • You dropped your glass and your mouth hung open for a few seconds as your mind tried to process what he just said
  • Jumin? Tutor you?
  • You knew the guy was proficient in many languages, but you didn’t want to add to his busy workload
  • “It’s no problem, MC. If I help you study, we can spend more time together, right? I don’t like it when you ignore me just because you need to impress your professor. I want you to only look at me.“
  • Jealous and possessive Jumin is sexy Jumin
  • So you spend the next few nights studying with him after dinner
  • Jumin was a surprisingly good teacher, and all his explanations for the grammar and usage were relatively easy to understand
  • You came home from school exhausted but relieved after the test ended, and you found him waiting for you with a bouquet of flowers
  • “I messaged you earlier asking you how you did on your exam, but I didn’t get a response, so I went home early to wait for you instead.“
  • You are so touched by his gesture that you dropped your bag and embraced him tightly.
  • “I’m not really sure how well I did until I see the results, but I think I was able to answer most of it with ease. Thank you for your help, Jumin.“
  • Hugging you back, he leans his head on yours
  • “It wasn’t just because of me, MC. I merely lent a hand, but you did most of the work. I knew you could do it.“


707

  • There were only three days till your Japanese Language Proficiency Test (JLPT).
  • You have been studying a couple of weeks before, but your weakest point was the listening section.
  • You’ve gone as far as having your headphones on while sleeping, but it only bothered you and you kept on having weird dreams about Japanese-speaking vegetables the whole time.
  • Saeyoung walks in on you crying about Totoro and Howl and talking eggplants, and how you don’t want to have a retake anymore.
  • He can’t help but laugh at some of the things you were saying in all three languages.
  • “I think you need to stop for a bit and relax, MC“
  • “But-but the exams are coming up, and I’m still getting low points for the listening section on the mock tests!“
  • “You silly. You could’ve just asked me to help you with that, MC!“
  • He knows too many languages for his own good
  • Will carry you to bed on the spot whether you like it or not
  • He keeps you from studying any further, but conversations in the next three days were in the polite form, or he doesn’t respond to you.
  • You got so used to hearing Japanese that you found the listening section to be too easy on exam day
  • He treats you to pizza and movie night after exams, but you were too exhausted to watch the movie and ended up falling asleep beside him.
  • He looks lovingly at you and tucks a loose strand of hair and kisses your forehead.
  • “You worked really hard, MC. I’m so proud of you.“
when your town's urban legends kinda suck
  • Rebellious Teen: My dad used to tell me this legend about a guy from around these parts who wore a pig-mask and was always carrying a baseball bat. He said that if you saw him, he would give you two riddles. If you got one right, he'd whack you with his bat and chase you off. If you got both right, he'd give you anything you desire. And if you get both wrong, well, you'd become a part of his mask.
  • Lethargic Teen: Wow, so was he like magical?
  • Rebellious Teen: I don't know.
  • Lethargic Teen: I mean, he could give you anything you desire so he has to be kinda magical.
  • Rebellious Teen: That's pretty much implied.
  • Lethargic Teen: Then why'd you say you don't know?
  • Rebellious Teen: I don't know.
  • Lethargic Teen: Also, does making you a part of his mask mean that he like shrinks you down so you're a very tiny person and he tapes you to the mask? Or is it more grisly in that he kills you and takes a patch of your skin to be a part of his mask?
  • Rebellious Teen: I don't know. We didn't come out here to talk about the logistics of this dude. We're here to see if he's real.
  • Lethargic Teen: *yawns* But, he's probably not real.
  • Rebellious Teen: Ugh! I know he's probably not real, but it's creepy and fun to think he is. Have you ever heard of fun?
  • Lethargic Teen: If I wanted to have creepy fun, I'd be at home playing Resident Evil which I much prefer to standing out here in these smelly woods.
  • Rebellious Teen: Can you chill for like two seconds and maybe enjoy your time out instead of being so damn pedantic?
  • Lethargic Teen: I don't even know what pedantic means. I'm legitimately too dumb to know.
  • *sound of footsteps on grass*
  • Rebellious Teen: Shit! Hide! *pushes lethargic teen beneath the bushes and peaks out to see who's coming*
  • Lethargic Teen: It sucks down here.
  • Rebellious Teen: *whispering* Shut the fuck up.
  • Lethargic Teen: You have a fat ass. Have we known each other for long enough that I can casually call your ass fat in a non-sexual way. Because you have a really fat ass and I'm only just noticing now.
  • Rebellious Teen: If you don't shut the fuck up right now, I'm going to literally choke you to death. But thanks. My ass is fat.
  • Pig-Mask: *walks by dragging a baseball bat attached to a leash behind him*
  • Rebellious Teen: Oh, fuck. He's real.
  • Lethargic Teen: It's probably just some guy dressed like him.
  • Rebellious Teen: I'm going to confront him!
  • Lethargic Teen: You're gonna get killed maybe. I don't know.
  • Rebellious Teen: *hops out of the bushes* Hey, pig-mask!
  • Pig-Mask: *slightly glances behind him* ...Oh, bother.
  • Rebellious Teen: I know all about you. So... uhh...
  • Pig-Mask: Can we just get this over with. I want to go home.
  • Rebellious Teen: Uhm.
  • Lethargic Teen: *crawls out of the bushes*
  • Rebellious Teen: What do I do?
  • Lethargic Teen: Iunno. You're the one who knows the legend.
  • Rebellious Teen: Yeah, but the legend doesn't really say how you're supposed to go about confronting the guy.
  • Pig-Mask: Oh yeah, I'm supposed to ask you guys two questions.
  • Lethargic Teen: Two questions each?
  • Pig-Mask: I'm really tired so you guys can share two. One for each of you.
  • Rebellious Teen: I'm fucking fired-up! Shoot those damn riddles at me! I don't care! I'm not afraid of you!
  • Pig-Mask: Please don't yetll. Here is my first riddle: Who is the uhh... what is... uhm... what day is it?
  • Lethargic Teen: Wednesday.
  • Pig-Mask: Hmm... is that right? *looks down at baseball bat* Is today Wednesday?
  • Baseball Bat: *wan* *wan*!
  • Pig-Mask: Yeah, today's Wednesday. Congratulations you got it right.
  • Lethargic Teen: That wasn't a riddle.
  • Rebellious Teen: Seriously, that was just a super easy question.
  • Pig-Mask: Oh, bother... I guess your second test will have to be a riddle. Oh, bother. Let me get out my riddle book. *digs in his pants* Bother, bother, bother, bother... here we go.
  • Pig-Mask: *opens his tiny book* Okay, so... this one's not good. This one is kind of racist. I don't think this one is in English. Whatever. *tosses book* Here is your second riddle. What day is it?
  • Rebellious Teen: You asked that already!
  • Pig-Mask: Yeah, I did. Sorry... I guess. *sighs*
  • Lethargic Teen: *yawn* This guys sucks.
  • Rebellious Teen: Yeah, dude! You really fucking suck!
  • Pig-Mask: Sorry, my dad was a lot cooler. I have depression and anxiety and stuff. I haven't really been in any sort of mood recently, y'know. Feels like nothing even matters anymore.
  • Rebellious Teen: It really was a waste of time coming out here. Come on. Let's go home.
  • Lethargic Teen: Finally, can you carry me there?
  • Rebellious Teen: Sure, hop in my arms.
  • Lethargic Teen: *hops on up and smooches rebellious teen right on the cheeks* I'm going to pass out in your arms now. *goes limp*
  • Rebellious Teen: Goddamn, you're heavy. Why did I agree to do this? *waddles away*
  • Pig-Mask: Ah, their relationship is so wholesome. I wonder what it feels like to carry another human?
  • Baseball Bat: *wan* *wan*!
  • Pig-Mask: No, like a living human. Also, since when can you bark like a dog and stuff.
  • Baseball Bat: *gone*
  • Pig-Mask: Oh, you weren't real. *cocks head to the side* I wonder where I got this leash from? Just another of the mysteries of the world, I guess.

anonymous asked:

If you haven't already answered this or will later in the story. How did otabek and Yurio meet? Did Yurio need him for a job, went to collect pay from victor or Yurio was sent to pay? I'm curious

You know, I haven’t actually answered this yet :D
I think it wasn’t a super special meeting, at least not at first o3o
Victor uses Otabek’s services pretty often and so Yurio would see him around from time to time :3
Always thought Otabek was kinda cool, and Otabek thought that Yurio must be quite fierce and intense to be involved with a mafia at such a young age :O
I think the first time they spoke was when Yurio was passing by Otabek’s shop, and noticed he was working on a motorcycle, they got to chatting :D
And now they frequently go out riding on the motorbike together ^w^

Cool story
  • Me: Jeez, I was up all night again listening to Creepypesto readings. I sure am spooked. I listened to a lot of stories about that Turtle Faced Jack guy. I sure hope he doesn't appear by my bedside and get me.
  • Turtle Faced Jack: What's up.
  • Me: Oh no, how could this happen!
  • Turtle Faced Jack: As the legend goes, I have to kill you now. I have to rip out your guts and say my signature catchphrase, "enjoy your nap".
  • Me: Oh no, I can't believe I'm going to be fucking killed. Thought I would die at the age of 63 due to congestive heart failure, but I was fucking wrong again, like I was wrong about so many other things like: my gender, wanting to be a scientist, who would become president in 2016, enjoying anime, and you not killing me, among other things. It's as if fate itself has decreed that everything I believe is, in reality, in an opposite state of existence.
  • Turtle Faced Jake: Wait just one minute. I absolutely definitely am going to kill you. It's going to be a pretty senseless murder, as it's just what I do. I don't get much pleasure from this at all, actually, but I've just now decided to think of this, what if before killing you, I do something else. Like, something really creepy to give my kills more flair. I already have a perfect catchphrase and my turtle face is terrifying, but there's not much else that makes me stand-out. I think I'm going to do something groundbreaking. Instead of killing you now, I'll mark you and kill you at a random point in the distant future.
  • Me: Oh no, that's so stressful and scary.
  • Turtle Faced Jake: Yeah, I know. You won't know when it will happen, all you will know is that it's not happening any time soon. Okay, I guess I'm going now. See you.
  • *so many years pass that I am now the age of 63*
  • Me: Here I am, 63 years of age. I've lived a full life and I am almost entirely ready to die. Whether I die of congestive heart failure or some other means is no issue to me. All that matters is that I die at this point in my life and finally move on to the next plane of existence.
  • Iphone58485848: *boop u have a message*
  • Me: Whoa, I have a message. It's from Turtle Faced Jake. Dear You, if you've received this message it's because I am dead. Shortly after our faithful meeting, I decided to devote my life to pacifism. I've never killed another person and I raised a happy family of fucked up turtle faced people. I am proud of what I've done and I was ready to pass away from natural means. Please live out the rest of your life under no stress, knowing that I won't be the one to take your life. Whoa, what a crazy letter. Can't say I planned out the next steps in my life after 63. Pretty sure I'll die of old age soon, though.
  • *200 years later*
  • Me: Can't believe I'm still alive...

anonymous asked:

Hey! Do you think you could link me and your followers to some good Elyza Lex fics?

Some of my favorites so far:

Slow burn-ish:

it’s us against the world

soulmate, dry your eyes (‘cause soulmates never die)

Just For A While, Okay?

Feels Like Hellfire

With Every Fiber of Love - Interwoven Lovers

i swear i know you from another time

To Be Lonely (she beats up walker!JRothentrash and it’s nice)

Fluff/Crack:

can’t stop staring at those ocean eyes

Becoming Elyza

Smut:

Bare Boned

The One with a Six Pack of Fosters

STAB ME IN THE FUCKING FACE I’M CRYING:

do you believe in soulmates (because I’m yours and you’re mine)