and now i wished it hadn't

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Short but accurate summaries of popular books/series
  • Red Rising: *George RR Martin approved*
  • Lux: Main love interest is the child of Jace Herondale and Number Four.
  • Raven Cycle: Fun with Dick and Jane. Except instead of fun there's dead people.
  • Ruby Red: Homework is a more appealing option than time travel.
  • Endgame: The 39 Clues, rated R. Also everything you know is wrong.
  • Shadowhunter Chronicles: Racist and oppressive society keeps blatantly ignoring that its racism and oppression is why the oppressed keep trying to kill them.
  • School For Good and Evil: Two girls are the first in +200 years to call BS on heavy prejudices that have made their school an incredibly toxic environment.
  • Vicious: If you relate/agree with either main character, PLEASE seek professional help.
  • The Young Elites: Kindly check your moral compass and whatever sense of morality you may have left at the door, thank you and try not to die.
  • Throne of Glass: Protagonist will love you if you give her a gorgeous dress, a puppy, chocolate cake, or an assortment of deadly weapons (and preferably a reason to use them).
  • Coldest Girl In Coldtown: Vampires go viral. This is basically a quote.
  • Steelheart: Nice try, Brandon Sanderson, I still want superpowers.
  • Gates of Thread and Stone: "ALL RIGHT, WHO STARTED THE APOCALYPSE?" *magic and science point at each other accusingly*
  • Red Queen: Superpowers+racism=a whole lot of dead people.
  • The Darkest Minds: Good news, you survived a deadly plague. Bad news, the government officials who now dictate your life REALLY wish you hadn't.
  • Penryn and the End of Days: Angels and Humans differ in every conceivable aspect...except sarcasm. That's universal.
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And Shadows Will Fall Behind - leveragehunters (Monkeygreen) - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 10/10
Fandom: Captain America (Movies)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers, James “Bucky” Barnes & Natasha Romanov
Characters: James “Bucky” Barnes, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Sam Wilson (Marvel)
Additional Tags: Not Canon Compliant, Canon Divergence - Avengers (2012), Steve Rogers is Not Captain America, Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes, Skinny Steve, Strong Skinny Steve, Beefy Bucky, Captain America Sam Wilson, Asexual Bucky Barnes, Mild Smut, Angst, Post-Recovery Bucky Barnes, Artist Steve Rogers, Non-Serum Steve Rogers/Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes | Shrinkyclinks, POV Multiple, google suggests Steve’s circumstances are possible, so I went with it, I am not a medical professional though, Canon-Typical Violence, Bucky Barnes Has Nightmares, Cameos, original couch character, Fluff, Sharing a Bed, Cuddling & Snuggling
Summary:

The world was full of things no one could have expected.

Sergeant James Buchanan Barnes never expected to fall from a train into decades of torture and killing.

HYDRA never expected their perfect Winter Soldier’s programming to shatter.

And Bucky, who’d once been the Winter Soldier, who was now an auxiliary to the Avengers, never expected to look down from a rooftop in New York City, where he was keeping watch over the world’s most ineffectual aspirant supervillains, and see a tiny ball of angry sunshine. Fierce and fearless, he loosed feelings in Bucky that he’d thought were gone forever.

Bucky was determined to see him again. The better thing would have been to introduce himself. Not to stealthily follow him as he leapt across the rooftops, strong and agile, feet touching down like he was doing gravity a favour.

The world may have been full of things no one could have expected, but Bucky probably shouldn’t have been surprised when his tiny ball of fierce, angry sunshine dumped him on his ass.

@brendaonao3, I don’t know if you even remember making that post about strong, skinny Steve, it’s been so long, but *points up*, look!  @merrkkat, here it is! I’ve linked your amazing art in the chapter the scene appears in, and thank you very much for letting me use it.

hug-bubble  asked:

Hi Emily - I've just spent the last couple of hours scrolling through all your posts ever, and have discovered that not only are you the single most awesome and funny artist ever, you are also HP agony aunt! My boyfriend (Hufflepuff with Gryffindor tendencies) just broke up with me (Slytherin with Ravenclaw tendencies) because "he does love me still and he hates doing this but he doesn't feel he wants a relationship in his life right now". Obviously I wish he hadn't. Any suggestions/advice? 💚💛

BABE I have nothing Harry Potter related to say unfortunately…although I guess it does kind of intersect as HP (despite his many qualities) fully did not deserve the amazing women in his life…my advice is to MOVE ON and LIVE YA LIFE and leave him behind to wriggle in the dirt while you ascend on a glittering cloud of your own self-actualisation and fulfilment as a proud and beautiful Slytherclaw

M E N   A R E   T R A S H  

Y O U   A R E   A   P R E C I O U S   F L O W E R

T A K E   C A R E   O F   Y O U R S E L F

💚💛💚💛💚💛💚💛

The British Invasion/Good Grief

So, what’s comforting is that even Buckleming, who apparently don’t understand these characters at all and only have a limited grasp of how pacing and plotting work, can do only so much to keep Dean and Cas away from each other. Because here we have it again - it’s Dean calling Cas, it’s Dean worrying about Cas, it’s Dean who keeps leaving voicemails even when Cas’ ignoring him, and it’s Dean who gets paired off with Cas as soon as there’s some pairing off going on - look at that final scene - Sam clearly spent some of the night, or the morning, talking with Eileen (and, subtextually, maybe something more, since he’s clearly been learning some sign language and Dean apparently did his best to leave them alone - so much so Eileen left without saying goodbye), and when Dean asks about her, Sam’s immediate reaction is, And what about Cas? and that’s simply the done thing and neither time nor tide nor bad writing can do anything against it.

As for the rest of it - Jesus. My watching notes are mostly exclamation points, angry emojis, a string of what? and one come on.

Because, really. I don’t even know where to start. Just off the top of my head: Crowley can be overconfident, yes, but he’s not an idiot; the UK doesn’t work like that at all; women are generally not happy when carrying a demon baby and generally know birthing said demon baby will have dire consequences (I mean, it’s 2017 - who hasn’t seen Rosemary’s Baby?); Sam and Dean confiding in ‘every hunter they know’ and asking for help when confronted with yet another shitstorm of epic proportions is not normal - it’s freaking new and very significant, so what the fuck are you doing just mentioning in in casual conversation? And even Mick, for all his faults, deserved better. Honestly, I’m just this close to start a crowdfunding to get both those idiots a severance package - it’s not like you have to be a screenwriter, for fuck’s sake - just - I don’t know - keep bees - learn yoga - travel to New Zealand - I don’t even - ugh. 

(Shoo.)

I’m not sure what else there is to say about this episode. The Code is a bullshit idea and it doesn’t hold up, because, like, Nazi Extra n. 27 just ordered Ketch to kill both Sam and Dean, and they’re technically Men of Letters, so what is poor old Arthur supposed to do? Execute them, and then turn the gun on himself? And what was Toni’s punishment for burning half of Sam’s skin off, then? Also, you don’t really find orphans off the streets in England anymore, and it’s slightly difficult to turn them into super ninja assassins without anyone noticing (what about Timothy’s family?). And no, it doesn’t make any logical sense to exterminate every single hunter in America, and neither it makes sense to expect they’d obey every single order you give them. That’s not how you build your make-believe Nazi state - if you want to see how it’s actually done, just have a look around, for God’s sake - every other show is writing and tinkering with its own ‘the end is nigh’ plot simply by reading the bloody papers, why can’t you? And finally, yeah, upper class English people are generally annoying and they do dress in tweed from time to time, but not all of them - *channels Saint John Oliver’s spirit* -

The thing is, the difficult bit about storytelling (or, one of them) is that stories don’t work without problems or obstacles of some kind, but you also want your characters to be believable and behave like real people do, so you’ve got to find this fine balance between creating drama and not being transparent about it. Like, how many people realized Mick was going to die just from the damn promo? And, as a result, how many actually cared? His backstory was absurd, illogical, and a bad choice all around. Sam said Mick felt bad for killing that werewolf girl - good - show me. There’s your conflict, and there’s your canon-compliant and believable reason to make me care about Mick. No need to invent any of this Lord of the Flies nonsense.

(I did like the fact Ketch used the same lines on Mary as he used on Dean, though, even if that brings the total of queer-coded villains up to - all of them? - including stammering and blushing demon guy and, of course, Lucifer himself.)

phil-of-the-phuture  asked:

I'm not the fashion ghost anon but ever since we moved into our last house and right up till we moved out the whole 3 years I would find random clothes in my closet that I hadn't bought and no one had gifted me and no one in my family had seen these clothes before but 99% of the time they were he perfect size (I'm wearing one shirt now) and I would remember bc some of them were very nice and I make it a point of pride that I don't spend more than $10 on a single item of clothing

this is the opposite of a problem and i wish it would happen to me ):

Luna Loud is the first explicitly LGBT kid I have ever seen on a kids’ show, this is amazing

itmeresa  asked:

So I held off 15 years to watch seasons 8 and 9 (with the exception of the last two eps of season 9) as I was protesting the absence of Mulder. Here’s a damn question - why didn’t Scully and William run off with Mulder? Why must they suffer alone? I am legit crying watching the Trust No One episode while doing cardio at my gym. Scully and Mulder apart is fucking heart wrenching. Whyyyyyyyy?!?!

anonymous asked:

Ugh unpopular opinion, but I really wish Jensen and Misha hadn't high fived and joked about brokedown spn. Now if the show never follows through I'm going to feel kinda hurt. It's one thing to feel like a network is purposely playing with my queer heart. It's another thing to think that some of my favorite actors are knowingly doing so as well. I know that probably makes no sense. Because they must know what they are doing but for some reason them acknowledging it like that is different to me

Well, I mean. Hm. I’m sorry that you’re hurt by this, first of all.*

But they aren’t making fun of us when they do that. They aren’t making fun of the story, or Destiel, and they aren’t exploiting us for views.

They’re laughing at themselves.

“Yeah, bro, a little bit homo.” You know? Misha and Jensen have run into this before and instead of being offended by the implications - two married guys, gay for each other? not on my Very Manly Watch!!! - they’ve decided to own it. “Hell yeah, Brokeback Supernatural. We look good and we are aware of the subtext here. You see us bothered? Haha ilu, dude.”

Did this high five offend you, too? It’s ok if it did, I’m just trying to understand what makes these scenarios different from each other. (This was during cheers for Jensen and Misha’s Teen Choice Award for Best Chemistry.)

If Destiel never goes canon, Misha and Jensen won’t go down in history as making fun of delusional fans. They’ll go down in history as being in on it. And of course if Destiel DOES go canon in its own way (which seems more likely than ever, to be honest), Misha and Jensen will go down as some of the coolest actors in television.

I hope that makes you feel a little better? You are of course entitled to your “unpopular” opinion, I just hate seeing people sad in a space that’s supposed to be fun!


* I also cannot stress enough that if you were not there in front of them while this happened, reading this situation in a tweet is very different from experiencing it either firsthand or even in a video. Try not to get too wrapped up in things you did not personally witness and are thus unable to interpret for yourself.

anonymous asked:

so i'm working the graveyard shift at this gas station by the GCPD, when in comes the joker, with some of his thugs, blasting "don't stop me now" on a boombox of all things. they emptied the slurpee machine and took all the snacks. glad i'm alive, just wish i hadn't been paid... with monopoly money. #OnlyInGotham #IWasScaredShitless #HesGotGoodTasteTho #AlsoToldMeToKeepTheChange😩

  • Brain: your fp is out having fun without you. They probably aren't even thinking about you. They don't need you to be happy, they don't need you at all.
  • Me: can you not?
  • Brain: they don't care about you at all. You really think they need you? You're a worthless piece of shit. I bet they're thinking of someone better than you right now. Wishing they hadn't gotten stuck with you..
  • Me: leave me alone..
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For this anon~ I made a couple adjustments to my Inktober #27 anyways, and I had process pics again on my phone so I thought I’d just lump these all together? Man…I really like my rough sketch the best. TT____TT If any of you want to do the same and use this one as your lock screen be my guest! I won’t be taking new pics of any of the other Inktobers though, since I’m in the process of scanning them and putting those up later~ :)

thomasmarvoloriddle  asked:

Gal herself said, that since Diana's character changed so much in WW, that her character in BsS makes no sense. It was a mistake because her character hadn't evolved to the point where her opinion in BvS makes no sense. I almost wish WW was the first movie for her to appear in, so that we could have gotten to see her evolve properly.

It’s like Wonder Woman takes place in a completely different universe. In Justice League, it was really confusing, it took parts of the WW version, parts of the Bvs version and now I’m not even sure what Diana did in the last 100 years. 

Anyway, Patty Jenkins will fix it again.