and now i just got a job

anonymous asked:

Ah thank you for your understanding! I was just saying that it's common for the costs of a wedding to put the couple in dept, and that i was jokingly worried for your drawings of stiles and derek haha.

Stiles: We’re going to budget for everything, and the wedding’s being planned for, like, a year from now- when I’ve completed my degree and I’ve got my job at the police department.


Placing my phone in my handbag and making my way to my bedroom door, with my hair tied back and my sweatpants and sweatshirt on, I look like I am going to the gym but I’m not, I am going to see Cassandra. Pulling open my bedroom door and making my way down the hall, my family are still here which I don’t mind, just because they entertain me and keep my mind busy. I have got Liana another job, well actually they asked for her to do this. Burberry want my daughter to model their clothes on the catwalk, this is a big thing for her because I am not sure on what she will be like, but I accepted either way. I am just going to concentrate on my daughter and her future, this is my motivation right now and that is her. I told Chris, well I text him and he tried to change the subject but I blanked him, least he knows that his daughter will be walking that catwalk in LA.

“I was about to get you” Noella met me in the lobby “really? What is up?” walking along with her “uhm the dining hall” she pointed, turning to the left to see what is in the dining hall. I stopped in my tracks “what?” I said staring in shock “same” Noella said at the side of me, seeing Mel climbing over the roses, the dining room is filled with roses, the whole room. Gawking at the whole room “here” Mel passed me the small card “so who sent this?” I asked them, I have no idea who would do such a thing “well we don’t know, these guys came and said there is no name, we was told to deliver them. Someone spent some money” dropping my handbag to the ground, opening the small envelope “I have no idea either” I mumbled, pulling the card out ‘sorry’ is the only words written on it, turning the card over to see of any clue, but then I realised it’s from Chris with ‘CB’ written in the corner “any clue with who sent it?” Noella asked, shaking my head and placing the card back in the envelope “wow, this whole room filled with roses, is it valentine’s day yet?” Rorrey said behind me “clearly” picking my handbag up, staring at the room just thinking what am I going to do with them.

Turning around and seeing my mom in front of me “somebody loves you” she pointed “I guess” walking by my mom, I am not in the mood for it. I just need to speak to someone that is not related or will not judge me, I need to vent. I am angry, just angry at myself and done with self-loathing, I realized I can’t rely on anyone so I need to suck this shit up, my feelings pushed aside, fuck men. Stepping outside to the back yard “Liana, baby” seeing my daughter and Majesty in the pool with Rajad “be careful baby” worries me when she is in this thing “mommy is going to see a friend ok? I will be out for a little while, nana is going to look after you so please be good” crouching down at the edge of the pool “ok mommy” Rajad held Liana and bought her over “I love you, see you soon baby” pushing her hair back “love you” she cheesed “please look after her” I said to Rajad before getting up “I will be back” turning around to walk back in.

Walking back inside the house “mom, I am going to see a friend but I will be back. Liana’ Ballet class is in an hour so please take her, Rich will be back to drop you off” I said to my mom “ok baby, see you soon” I know once again I am not taking Liana but this is the only time I can see Cassandra, she is allowing me in her home because I refuse to go to her office. Seeing Rich stood in the lobby “thank you” I said to him, I feel bad because this is so last minute for me and him. Feeling someone tug at my arm, stopping to look behind “are you sure everything is ok with you?” Mel whispered “yeah, everything is fine. I cried and I am over it, I just need to see a friend and I will be back” Mel stared at me frowning “you seem to be closing off your feelings, I can see that hard face back” giving Mel a slight smile “well I need to start thinking of my daughter, I need to stop being a little bitch for that matter” Mel let my arm go, she looked at me in sadness.

Sitting in the back of the SUV, I don’t know why Chris is even apologising, it is what it is. It happened and what else can I say, I just don’t know because I am so confused with everything. In one hand Chris telling me he is changed, he has stopped having sex, he wants me but then he was the same guy that walked out and cheated with the same bitch that is throwing this shit to my face, she reminds me of everything that went wrong and I hate him for it. He did that and I just can’t, my name is being dragged in the dirt because of this. I am angrier at the fact she did a throwback, that bitch Ava knows because she did a throwback and she had the nerve to have a picture of my daughter, of my daughter and her. Chris fucking allowed that and that is the reason why I fucking cut that shit off, I am so angry but I need to remain silent, I can’t say anything. Makes me hate Chris more and more, she just opens the door to all the fuck shit he did while he was away, he really didn’t want me then but he wants me now, fuck him.

Slamming the car door behind me “woah, the door is about to break off” Rich said, breathing out as I made my way up the drive “you going to be good here? You want me to wait outside” he said behind me “no, just drop Liana off at Ballet class and then come back to me, I will be fine” the door opened and there stood Cassandra “Robyn” she smiled, I couldn’t help but smile back “long time” she opened her arms, embracing her hug “you look so well” stepping back, turning around to Rich “see you soon Rich, I’ll be fine” he looked at me all weird, he does not know this woman so he is reluctant to go “come on in” turning around to go inside “nobody is home besides my French bulldog, my son is at school” she closed the door behind me.

Cassandra’ home is so nice and cosy, it’s small, looking around the open plan room with kitchen area “so it is just you and your son?” I questioned, I am nosey “yes, it is just me and my Brandon. Before you ask his father lives in Philly, he sees him now and then and to be rather truthful with you after having Brandon we didn’t get on. I am more happy like this, happy with my son around. If the right man comes along it would be great but for now, I am happy” Cassandra is so sweet “that is nice to know, least you have a son. Is that him” pointed at a framed picture on the wall “yes, he wants to be a basketball player, just like every boy. I support him in everything though” smiling at him, he is cute “he was asking me who I was speaking too, that night you called. I was like boy, stop being nosey. I am always here for you and you know that” I feel bad that I called her so late, she don’t want money either and that is worse.

Cassandra placed her left leg over her right “enough about me, I am glad you came to see me. I haven’t seen you since that day and I can personally see an improvement. There seems to be a slight confidence in your eyes and tone of voice, which is a great thing but I am interested to hear what triggered this emotion? You told me you was going to the release party and I would like to know what happened after.” I was actually enjoying hearing about Cassandra’ life “well, when we talked and you said for me to go, I did. Everything went well and I did feel a little conscious about a lot of it, but I had my family with me. Liana had the time of her life and it warmed my heart to see, Chris looked after us well, had us well protected. I have told you the situation with Ava, well she messaged me. I was shocked and I am still confused on how she got my number. I was at the party and read this text, Ava put in the text how Chris had her there while we was together and how we never had a happy relationship, she questioned me saying why did Chris ask for her number while with me. She said how I am just as stupid as she is if I was to get back with Chris because he made me look stupid, and she named a few industry people that were there when he asked for her number, at that moment I felt my heart drop and I wanted out. I started walking and my friend tried to stop me but I walked and then things just came at me, someone wanted a picture and the bodyguards were pushing and dragging me along” closing my eyes as I stopped talking, things got so hectic.

Opening my eyes slowly “speak when you’re ready Robyn” placing my arms across my stomach “Chris did come, he wanted to know what happened but I said to him no. I hate him, and then Ava had the nerve to post a picture of my daughter and she, Chris was there. He is really making me look stupid, for all I know he is lying to me. I appreciate what he has done but he has also fucked me over and I ran to him, I am so stupid” wiping the tears that fell with my hand, Cassandra passed me some tissue “now I just don’t want to know, my daughter sat with me as I cried and then I felt so bad because she shouldn’t see that. For two days I sat in my room thinking, crying to myself and asking god why me” taking in a deep breath “this is the last time I will cry, I am done. I won’t do this to my daughter, I won’t let any man hurt me anymore” Cassandra nodded her head, staring at me like she staring into my soul and I hate it because I feel judged “what hurts you the most Robyn?” she said calmly “if you was to pick a certain moment from when you read that text, a part, what part would you say got you?” looking down at my hands thinking “that she made me look stupid, I am just like her” Cassandra didn’t say a word “from my understanding Chris shamed her. I have read these things, so I would say she is a scorned woman” I think Cassandra is speaking to herself.

“How do you feel right now, if I was Chris right now because it seems like he is the source of your heart pain. If Chris was here right now, sat here what would you say to him?” Cassandra spoke while looking at her notepad “I would ask him why, why do you want me now? Are you wanting me because you pity me, because you feel bad. Why didn’t you try and get me back before then, you never tried after because you was busy fucking her. Chris was so content in being this man hoe he is but now he is celibate? I have been so stupid, I have been blind while everyone saw, out of all this I am the stupid one. I went into the relationship with Mychal still carrying feelings for Chris and he knew it, I was so blind. Now we have that connection that will never go because of Liana, I can never cancel him out. He is stuck there, I hate him. I hate men so much!” blowing my nose, I have a headache now but I just needed to get this off my chest.

“You did answer your own question that Chris will always be around, as you said. I don’t think you hate him, you hate that he’s hurt you. Remember when I said you need to get rid of things that bring negativity to you, you need to look to the future, one of these is that. Now because this a different situation because you both have a daughter, you have some underlying questions that have now come to light and for you to move on and look ahead you need to face Chris. You need to talk it out and tell him what he has done to you, you need to free that heart of yours” I can never face Chris, being in a room with him is my worst fear because I just fall for his stupid face “he has bought the trash I left in that home to my home, he said so much and I believed him” I shrugged staring at the wall “who was to say he wasn’t lying, what made you feel he is not telling you the truth?” looking at Cassandra “I don’t, I just know that boy is slick with his words, does and says things that are at that time not the truth. He has never fully admitted to the things he has done, he held his hands up but never told me what happened and why” Cassandra placed her notepad down “you are making great progress, this Robyn I see is great. Like I said, you need a fresh break, you need to speak to Chris and you need to come clean so then I can help you to move forward” this is going to be so hard “what if he talks his way through it, he has sent me roses. A whole room full of roses, I don’t want it” Cassandra smiled lightly “you need to do what makes you happy, the lies and betrayal is consuming the bond you both got. You can trust your own judgement, I know you will be just fine. Just seeing you like this Robyn makes me happy” I guess I have to do this.

Biting on my nail watching this stupid interview that this bitch has made, how the fuck has she even got air time “she is on radio for being my ex bitch! How?” my mom shushed me again, staring at the TV. Ava has really fucked me over, I thought this bitch was sweet too “I thought you was supposed to shut her up Mark? How is she allowed to release this huh?” I have a lawyer that can’t do shit “Chris you have to understand the female has nothing to lose, I filed the papers and she released it before she even got them. She played you, we will still get her” clenching my jaw seeing Big Boy speak to her “I thought this nigga was cool with me” shaking my head “money is money, gossip is gossip. This whole thing gives insight to the life of you dumbass, just be quiet” my sister said, I can’t stand to hear this shit “you made some serious stories up about Chris, you said on Instagram and I quote. You snorted cocaine off my thigh, that is some serious allegations for a man that has a child and could lose any kind of contact with his child if the baby mother was to push it further because we know he does see his daughter” Big Boy said “I don’t know how y’all even watching this” getting up from the couch “he did do that. It wouldn’t make a difference to him because he doesn’t even see his daughter, what daughter. His mother sees his daughter, he visits” with the remote in hand I ended up throwing the remote at the TV “I said turn it fucking off!” how can they even watch this “and you have met Liana” Big Boy said “yeah, that was before he took Rihanna to court out of spite, she was seeing other men and he didn’t like it. We argued on it like a couple, so he denies but he kept me because he wanted me” I am done listening to this, walking away.

Getting my phone out of my pocket “Chris I need you to be truthful with me right now, this has gone live and I am afraid we will get the police investigating you” Mark said behind me “what? Say it, ask me then” tapping Ava’ name “have you?” Mark asked “on my daughter’ life I didn’t, she is lying because the fuckin media will soak this up and say it’s true, I wouldn’t fucking do that!” I spat, Ava picked the phone up which I am shocked at “why you doing me like his? Honestly, why?” walking up the stairs “you think you can put my name down the drain, I can do the same. One thing about you, you had so many bitches that kept your secrets but I have been around you for far too long and know you” she doesn’t know me “you got your fame, leave me alone now Ava. Just get the fuck off my dick!” walking into my bedroom “then get Mark off my case then” she retorted, I snorted “hell the fuck no, you know Mark is going to make you so broke after this” Mark is still getting her ass “I know for a fact this isn’t upsetting you, what is upsetting you is that your little bitch Rihanna is upset with you, well good” disconnecting the call, I have royally fucked up but I don’t see how she can bring my name any further down.

I know every motherfucker has seen the interview, I know my album release has gone to shit too. Pressing record on my phone camera “I ain’t finna do no interview but I know y’all seen what Ava has said and if any of you know me then you know she is one of those bitter girls, I have never done the shit she is saying. I love my baby Liana Brown with all my heart and I would never do anything like that, I ain’t the best nigga alive and I ain’t an angel but I love my little lady. I wouldn’t be so disrespectful just because I know when my daughter is older she finna see this shit, people can believe what they want but just remember she is looking for a come up” stopping the recording, I didn’t think this would’ve happened but that is because I care about Robyn and I know she is seeing all of this.

I just thought of how blessed I am now with my work. I just got regularized of my current position in the company. I am Luzon’s HR Generalist. I handle the company’s Luzon branches which are currently growing now and do all facets of HR at the same time. Just to think of my designation, I am in lined with the supervisory levels of other departments.

I am still wowed of my designation as a starter, fresh graduate and first timer with the job.

I really am blessed.. Thank you G! You’re the best! 😃

op-i  asked:

Don't be sorry if you're salty. I'm crying. Namjoon did such a fantastic job and no is talking about it??? It's making me seriously upset. Like no one is saying literally anything. So I'll be salty you.

i was so salty ngl but i just got home so i’ll go through my dash properly now and if there’s still nothing /sharp inhale/

tbh i wouldn’t know?? i didn’t see any videos yet so i can’t really say anything yet lmao (i did see photos though!!!! man he looks amazing.. this hair is fantastic nd i don’t think i’ll ever shut up about it)

you can definitely expect me to write an essay while drowning in my tears once i find some videos bc you know how i am whenever namjoon does something

I was supposed to work at this concert next week and it was literally The Only Thing I was looking forward to at this job for the foreseeable future, but yesterday they suddenly decided they want fewer people working it and I got removed. They sent out an email about it asking who wanted to keep it, but I didn’t get to respond in time because it was my day off and I decided to pick up a shift at my old job to get some extra money, and it was during that shift that the email went out. Now not only do I not get to go to the concert, but I would have made more just working at that than I did at the shift I picked up. So in conclusion, I’m crying, thanks for listening.

So this was my last week in my temp job and it contained TWO major events that I was organising while simultaneously training the brand new temp, also I got an unexpected bit of freelance work and also I have an ear infection.


2017 is the year of the hustle

Its time to get that education, make more money, budget and SAVE THAT MONEY, and most importantly look good while doing it

“I’ve been on my own since the age of twelve. My mom decided that her drug-dealing boyfriend was more important than me. One night I came home from playing and the key wouldn’t turn. I started banging on the door but nobody answered. I lived with friends for the next few years. I went from house to house, couch to couch. My friend’s mom was a bartender so she got me a job washing dishes. I saved enough money to get a car when I turned sixteen, and I drove out to Arizona. I was pregnant by the time I was twenty-one. My son changed my life. I didn’t turn into Mother Theresa overnight. I had to unlearn everything I’d ever known. I had to learn how to do things the right way, not sell drugs, not cut corners. Right now I’m trying to finish college while being a single mother. I’m taking care of my eighty-three year old grandmother. I just beat cancer for the second time in four years. But things seem to be quiet now. I’m always holding my breath, though. The story of my life has been the calm before the storm.”


The first time we were putting up the show I was still writing, and now Tommy’s got a job, he’s directing them, Alex is doing musical direction, Andy’s – But I have nothing to do. The play is written, so I’m just the proud grandparent. (x)

Old Man Miranda has transformed to Proud Grandpa Miranda! lol.

Ever wanted to get that book edited? Now’s the time.

Hey all. I just landed a great job in Japan that starts in March, but because I let my present employer know ahead of time, they gave me the boot. This means come January, I’m out of job. If I can’t find work, I can’t get to my new job. That’s why I’m coming to you.

I am an experienced long-form editor with a degree in editing and publishing. I have over 2500+ consulting hours with a mix of fiction and nonfiction.

  • Need something proofread? I got you.
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And as a sample of my work:

Now, if this intimidates you, please don’t worry. These clients were all ready and prepared for some hard-hitting feedback. If that’s not you, no problem– I can be gentle.

Because my life is literally about to tank without some form of income, I’m reducing my normal rate by half.

I normally charge $45/hr for developmental editing, $30/hr for copyediting and $25/hr for proofreading. My prices are already cheap.

Right now I will do any type of editing you want, on any kind of document, for only $12/hr.

That said, I will happily negotiate.

I can edit about 10 pages an hour, depending on how polished the work already is.

My goal is not only to correct your document, but help you understand your mistakes so you don’t make them again. I literally want to make you a better writer.

Basically, writing without an editor is like going outside with only underpants on. Not only will I get you some clothes, you’ll be damn stylish.

This [year] has been the first time I’ve ever actually had time to fall in love, properly… The catalyst of taking a year off was also the fact that-my partner-she quit her job, in New York, which she’s now got back in London. We were just basically like ‘let’s both quit our jobs and let’s have a year of forming a tight bond and a relationship’. So we went travelling and spent every day, for a year, together. You really know whether you’re going to be with someone when your in a country that’s kind of intense. And you’re using bottles of water to shower each other, and there’s not really much food-you really feel you’re meant to be with someone at points like that… We’re very, very strong. I’ve never been happier, I’ve never been more comfortable, I’ve never been more inspired. I just feel like everything’s fallen into place because I’ve given it the time to fall into place.
—  Ed Sheeran Interview with Zane Lowe Beats 1

“I just think that people are looking to blame someone else for their problems. They’re worried about the wrong stuff. They’re too fixated on what other people are getting. I wasn’t able to go to college. My mom raised five kids on her own. I’ve had to work since I was sixteen. So I haven’t gotten to do all the things I wanted to do. But I’ve never complained. I’ve never been ‘too good’ for a job. I worked at Burger King. I worked at Walmart. Now I work at Chrysler. And I got promoted at all three places. I’ve never had a problem getting noticed. Managers notice things. If you don’t complain, and work hard, and pick up shifts, you’ll move up. So I don’t complain. I’m twenty-eight now. I have no debt. Chrysler even has a program where they’ll pay for my college. I’ve got enough to help out my mom. I’m actually picking her up a new dryer right now.”


Canon ‘verse Dean and Cas talking about feelings

read it here on AO3!

“Cas, I just - I don’t think we can do this,” Dean says.

And Cas, sitting beside him in shotgun, tastes loss in his mouth. He stares straight ahead.

He’s been waiting for this, if he’s honest with himself. It was too good to be true. He and Dean have been - things have been different between them, recently. They’ve been saying more, showing more. It’s been filling a part of Cas that he hadn’t even understood was aching and empty, until suddenly it wasn’t.

But now…

“It’s - you know, we got jobs to do,” Dean says. Outside, the night rolls past. They’re driving home to the bunker, shopping bags in the back. The trip was domestic, even sweet; but at the check-outs, Cas saw Dean’s face. He’d known that something was shifting. He’d known that there was trouble to come.

“Jobs?” he manages.

“Yeah, Cas, jobs. We got the world to save. Half the time we’re throwing ourselves under the bus so it won’t drive off the cliff, and that’s good, because the bus won’t crash, but…” He pauses; Cas says nothing. “But - God, Cas, it’s so much harder to throw yourself under the bus when you got someone out there who makes you think you shouldn’t have to.”

Keep reading

Don't try to run me over.

I’m a volunteer firefighter. Mostly I help handle crashes on a major highway into a major city because I’m located close by to it. Earlier today we had a call, it was just a fender bender but the car that was rear ended got pushed into the left lane and held up traffic. At 4:50 pm. Rushhour. Now listen, I know traffic sucks, I get that. But I worked my normal 8 hour job and then volunteer to help people who are by and large having on of the worst days of their life… free of charge. So when I am setting up cones or flares or whatever on the highway I really don’t like getting hit by a car flying by at 70 mph. Anyways, today I was setting up some flares when I woman in a white land rover straight up rolls over three of my cones and nearly hits me before even putting her blinker on to try to merge into the next lane (she was trying to get around an 18 wheeler). Bitch I think not. One of the cones got sucked up into her wheel well and she rolls down her window to SCREAM at me that she needs me to get over there and fix it, lol ok sure. I tell her to pull into the closed down lane and put her car in park. She does so, loudly complaining to me that she has been in traffic for an hour. (lady the call came in ten minutes ago, this ain’t my fault or problem.) I just calmly tell her to pull over and park her car. She reluctantly does so. I follow her to where she pulled over and walk right up to her driver side window. Just as she is about to start in on me again I calmly reach my hand into her car and take her keys. Wide eyes and an open mouth turn to look at me. “M'am you just blew through a scene of an accident and nearly hit a firefighter. Please wait right here while I go get the police officer.” The immediate babble of excuses and apologies start rolling in. I just smile and walk away. She got a big fat ticket and a court appearance. Best part is I took my sweet time going to get that cop, “His name is Henry and he is awesome,” he had to handle the accident first. Get everyone involved either on an ambulance or into a tow truck, took a good 45 minutes. How about you merge a little faster next time bitch!

overwatch starters

 i play to win.  
❝  this is my curse. ❞ 
❝  wait for me! ❞ 
❝  your mother would’ve been proud of you. ❞
❝  let us hope for a different outcome. ❞ 
❝  sorry it’s such a mess in here. i-i wasn’t expecting company. ❞
❝  this is going to make you feel better. ❞
❝  the true enemy of humanity is disorder. ❞ 
❝  a steady blade balances the soul. ❞ 
❝  this is just like old times. ❞ 
❝  even here i feel an outcast. ❞ 
❝  think you can do my job, do you… ❞
❝  all eyes on me! ❞ 
❝  ooh, this is my jam. ❞
❝  got your aim from your mom, i see. ❞
❝  i’ll feast on your soul. ❞ 
❝  cheers, love! the cavalry’s here! ❞ 
❝   our paths cross for now. as to the future, we shall see. ❞ 
❝   we could’ve built an empire together. ❞ 
❝   ah. just setting foot here sets my soul at ease. ❞ 
❝  this time, stay down. ❞ 
❝  can i get your autograph? ❞
❝  why are you so angry? ❞
❝  ever get that feeling of déjà vu? ❞ 
❝  i am a different man now. i am whole. ❞ 
❝  over my dead body. ❞ 
❝   i’m on top of the world! ❞
❝  i’m patched up. ❞ 
❝  kids today with techno music. you should enjoy the classics, like hasselhoff. ❞
❝   what’s wrong? don’t you recognize me? ❞ 
❝   aren’t you warm wearing all that? ❞ 
❝  can’t stop, won’t stop. ❞
❝  i’ll race ya! ❞
❝   mock death at your own peril. ❞ 
❝  this time, i will finish the job. ❞ 
❝  death is an illusion. ❞
❝  look at this team! we’re gonna do great. ❞
❝  i am beyond redemption. ❞
❝   it looks like we will be working together. ❞ 
❝   you’ve rescued me again. ❞ 
❝  i will not be defeated so easily. ❞
❝  treasure? s-sure, i don’t know anything you’re talking about. ❞ 
❝  so this is what has become of you? a pity.❞
❝  you’re so amazing! you inspire me. ❞ 
❝  i miss him greatly. ❞ 
❝  there is nowhere to hide. ❞ 
❝  whatcha’ lookin’ at? ❞ 
❝  woo, nothing’s gonna stop me. ❞
❝  that was your dream, not mine. ❞ 
❝  what you call freedom is an illusion that causes more harm than good. ❞ 
❝  hehe, there’s something on your dress.. ❞ 
❝  you have been judged! ❞
❝   i have the upper hand this time. ❞ 
❝  traitor! ❞
❝  you will never amount to anything! ❞
❝  i’ve got my eye on you. ❞
❝  lot of memories of this place. they weren’t all bad. ❞
❝  the heart of a man still beats inside of me. ❞ 
❝  stay out of trouble. ❞
❝  step into my parlor said the spider to the fly. ❞
❝  one shot, one kill. ❞
❝  don’t think i’m happy about that. ❞ 
❝  now this place? makes me wanna be an atheist. ❞
❝  our world is worth fighting for. ❞
❝  you haven’t aged a day. what’s your secret? ❞
❝  ooooh, shiny! ❞
❝  oh, did that sting? ❞
❝  heroes never die. ❞
❝  where does it hurt? ❞
❝  you’re just a no-good bully. ❞
❝  i’m a one-man apocalypse. ❞
❝  you should look somewhere else. ❞
❝  you said you would arm wrestle me. nervous? ❞
❝  i learned that from my brother. ❞ 
❝  i hope nobody saw that. ❞
❝  on a scale of one to ten, how is your pain? ❞
❝  i’m not a miracle worker. well… not always. ❞
❝  this was once my home. no longer. ❞
❝  sorry! sorry, i’m sorry. sorry. ❞
❝  i remember being here. it was good for my tan. ❞
❝  wish i’d practice my japanese more, konichiwa! ❞
❝  you need a time out. ❞ 
❝  you might not want to tell your friends about that. ❞
❝  guess we know who’s really on top, don’t we? ❞
❝  with every death, comes honor. with honor, redemption. ❞
❝  a punishment for your crimes. ❞ 
❝  i will be on my best behaviour. ❞
❝  you think there’s something worth stealing in that temple? ❞
❝  people should be free. ❞ 
❝  you were never my equal. ❞
❝  death walks among you. ❞ 
❝   last i checked, i didn’t ask for your opinion. ❞ 
❝   you can’t be serious. ❞ 
❝   they’re back. ❞ 
❝   armor? how positively primitive. ❞
❝   now this is my kinda city, everyone’s free to live as they choose. ❞
❝   you need a time out. ❞ 
❝   die! die! die! ❞ 
❝   to think i would have to work with a street ruffian. ❞ 
❝   death comes. ❞ 
❝   one of these days someone is gonna to put an end to you. ❞ 
❝   that which doesn’t kill you…makes you stronger.. ❞
❝   well. you sure take to this bad guy thing easily, don’t ya? ❞
❝   aren’t you supposed to be dead? ❞
❝  i’ll tell you my secret if you give me your coat. ❞
❝   sleep. ❞
❝  never liked you much. ❞
❝  never leave a teammate behind. ❞
❝  together we are strong. ❞
❝  you won’t get rid of me that easily. ❞
❝  i don’t even think children are afraid of you. ❞
❝  i taught you everything you know. ❞
❝  it’s hard to just sit around knowing there’s someone out there that needs to be blown up. ❞
❝  i’ll put an end to your sad story. ❞
❝  you havin’ trouble keeping up? ❞
❝  i have destroyed more of your kind than i can count. ❞
❝ it’s a perfect day for some mayhem. ❞
❝  we’re all soldiers now. ❞
❝  give me your best shot. ❞
❝   you knew exactly what were you doing. ❞
❝   knock me down, and i’ll keep getting back up. ❞
❝   you always did have a high opinion of yourself. ❞
❝   i’m not a young man anymore. ❞
❝  still trying to play hero? ❞
❝  i sometimes wonder if your height is why you’re always in such a bad mood. ❞
❝  this is no place for children. ❞
❝  the world could always use more heroes. ❞
❝  looked in a mirror lately? ❞
❝  Me one, bad guys zero. ❞
❝  i’m gonna have to shoot you down. ❞
❝  this old dog has learned a few tricks. ❞
❝  another one off the list. ❞
❝  i love your glasses, so cute! ❞
❝  if at first you don’t succeed…blow it up again! ❞
❝  that’s for my family back home! ❞
❝  i’ve got you in my sights. ❞
❝  i’m the one who does his job. i’m thinking… you’re the other one. ❞
❝   you weren’t given those guns to toss them away like trash. ❞
❝   i will protect the innocent. ❞ 

  • Cardiology Team: You were in the hospital just a few months ago for a heart attack. Why are you here again?
  • Patient: Well ya'll did such a great job last time that I felt great and didn't take my medicines
  • Us: ...okay. And then?
  • Patient: Well... a friend of mine's birthday came up and I celebrated with some coke
  • Us: Oh boy. Then what?
  • Patient: My chest started hurtin' so I got worried and took all my meds.
  • Us: Wait all your meds?? Like for the last 3 months??
  • Patient: Yep
  • Us: Ah. Hence why you're now in the ICU
  • Patient: Yep

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If It’s Meant To Be (Newt x Reader)

A/N: Why do I make myself cry like this lol Summary: You’re a No-Maj and just like Jacob, you must be obliviated. You say your goodbye to Newt, someone you’ve fallen in love with.

Originally posted by hardyness

Queenie came back, eyes red and puffy. Jacob, opened his eyes and a blank expression came over his face as he rushed off to a different direction.

Now it was your turn.

Rain splattered onto the ground just like your tears did. The past week has been the most amazing, weird, whimsical, bizarre, happy week of your life. You got a break from your dull office job life and found passion and friends for life. And love. But now, in a second, it will all be taken away from you. You won’t have any memory of any of this. But that’s the thing, you had to remember. You couldn’t just forget, just ignore the whole entire world that has been introduced to you. And the people that have been introduced to you.

“I don’t want to forget.” You choked, looking through tear-filled eyes at Newt.

Newt Scamander. A shy, passionate, awkward, loving, caring man. A man with whom you’ve fallen in love with. A true love.

“I know.” Was all Newt was able to say. He took you in his arms, savouring the feeling. The feeling of you, Y/N. The feeling of the woman of his dreams. Because, in an instant, the only person he ever loved and cared for so deeply, was going to be taken away from him.

You sobbed into his teal blue jacket.

“I can’t just go back.” You cried. “I belong with you.”

You couldn’t just part. How can you leave this new world behind? How can you leave Newt behind?

“Before you go, Y/N I need to tell you something.” Newt said, pulling you off of him so he can look at you. So he can look straight into your eyes.

“Before you leave me, I need to tell you. And I know, you won’t remember any of this, but I just need to let it out. Y/N. Throughout all my life, I never had someone, another human to love. I lived a very lonely life before I met you. My parents, my family, they never quite understood me. My brother got all their attention anyway. Then at school, I quickly got isolated because of my so-called weirdness, and I spent my days of education alone. Everywhere I went, my thoughts stayed within me, and the only conversations I was able to have were with my creatures. Of course my creatures are other beings, but well, I never had anyone to answer me. I never had anyone to laugh with, to cry with and to discuss with. I had almost lost hope in friendship, and even more in love. I had seen it before, couples hanging out in malls and everything. But I never knew that I, me, Newt, was going to find love. Then I met you.”

The tears were pouring hotter and faster out of your eyes.

“Then you came along, Y/N. And I got this feeling I never felt before. I was so confused in the beginning, but one day I realized. That day, when I found you alone in my case, just sitting there with Frank the Thunderbird. I knew. I had found love. Because the only thing I’ve loved before were my creatures. And when I realized I felt even more for you, I knew that I loved you.”

He closed his eyes and looked back at you. “And I thought the greatest day of my life was when I met you. But it wasn’t. It was the day you told me you loved me back. That night when I told you my feelings and you said you returned them. That immense joy I felt, so happy that I finally had someone, someone to talk to, someone to care for, someone to love, someone to laugh with, someone to call mine. That night, when I held you and kissed you, made me forget about all my pain in the past. It was like all the loneliness I have suffered through was going to be compensated by me meeting you. I-I love you Y/N. And I won’t ever stop.” His voice cracked at that last part and he lowered his eyes from yours.

You took a step towards him and lifted his chin with your hand, making him look at you again.

“I love you Newt. I don’t have any words to describe it. I wish I had, I wish I had these beautiful big words to tell you what I feel for you, but I can’t. Because what we have, it’s indescribable. I love you.” You told him.

You wished you had words for him. Words to comfort his breaking heart, words that he could remember you by.

“Those three last words are all I need.” He whispered to you.

You looked up and got lost in his eyes. Those starry blue green eyes. You got mesmerised by them, for the last time. His eyes were like home, and you were moving out. Unwillingly. His eyes filled with tears.

You started crying even harder as Newt squeezed you closer to him. He closed his eyes and listened to his heartbeat on yours, wondering if you two would ever reconnect again.

“Hey. Hey it’ll be okay Y/N. It it’s meant to be, we’ll find each other again. I promise. I’ll find you.”

“Time’s running out.” Croaked Tina.

You took a deep breath, getting ready to leave the best thing that has happened to you.

“Y/N. I will never forget you.”

“Goodbye Newt. I love you. So much.”

And on those final words, you closed your eyes. You had always heard that it hurt to look back, so you stepped out into the rain.

Newt watched Y/N slip away. How she gracefully let go of his fingers and left. Tears poured hotter and faster than they have ever done before out of his eyes.

“She’s gone.” He cried out. He collapsed onto his knees.

“Oh come here dear.” Queenie said, sitting down beside him and putting her arms around him. Tina sat down on his other side and patted Newt on the back softly.

“She’ll come back.” Queenie reassured, reading his mind. “Oh I know, there really is no one like her. But seriously, you will find each other again. What if she doesn’t remember you? I have a feeling she will at least a bit.” A smile tugged on Queenie’s lips slightly.

“We’ll find both of them again.” Queenie continued, thinking about her Jacob.


It had been half a year since Newt’s little trip at New York. Ever since he went back to England, he had worked his ass off trying to complete his book. Finally, he did.

Now he was on a ferry, heading out to the American city again. With one person on his mind. That person was always on his mind. Every minute of the day back home, he’d think of her. Y/N.


“Newt! Oh wow you haven’t changed!” Tina exclaimed, surprised at who arrived on her doorstep.

“Where are all the sudden thoughts about Y/N coming from? Ah Newt!” Queenie reacted similarly, seeing the freckled wizard at her door.


Y/N headed to her local bakery, Kowalski Quality Baked Goods. It had been 6 months since that horrible rain storm had happened. And weirdly Y/N had no recollection of what happened before that whatsoever! She resumed going to her job, stopping by the bakery every morning and evening before and after work and befriending the owner, Jacob.

“Hey Y/N!” Jacob waved cheerily at her when she walked through the doorstep.

“Hey Jacob. Ugh I had the most exhausting day at work ever.” Y/N sighed, collapsing in the chair right in front of the cashier counter, her usual spot to have conversations with Jacob. She took off her teal blue jacket and yellow scarf and happily took the pastry Jacob put in front of her.

“Tell me about it.”


“C’mon, Jacob’s bakery closes in two hours!” Queenie called after Newt.

“Okay okay, I’m coming! Where’s Tina?”

“Work, for a change. Ever since she’s been back in the Auror position, she’s been so busy!”

Seeing the British all ready, Queenie grabbed his arm and they Disapparated with a crack.


“Hey Jacob, business is really going well eh?” Y/N continued.

“Booming! People love my treats!”

“Of course, you’re the only bakery in town that makes these weird animal things.” Y/N chuckled.


“There it is. I come see him every day at this hour.” Queenie smiled, staring at the bakery across the street.

The pair started walking towards it.


“Ooh 5:29. That lady is gonna come!”

“Oh my god Jacob seriously, you think that lady in pink comes in here every day to see YOU?” Y/N laughed.


As they approached the open-windowed bakery, Newt caught glimpse of a (Your hair colored) figure with a yellow scarf and a blue coat beside her. Could it be Y/N?


“Okay it’s 5:30, she ain’t here Jacob. You’re so dumb sometimes.”

Jacob ignored Y/N’s comment.

“Who’s that with her?” He asked, looking at the pair outside.

“Hmm?” Y/N asked absent-mindedly and turned around in her chair.


Y/N turned around in her chair. Newt’s jaw dropped and his eyes filled with tears. It was her. Her. Y/N. She hadn’t changed, she even looked more beautiful than what Newt could remember.

“Let’s go inside.” Queenie whispered to him.


Who is that? Y/N thought. His name was right on the back of her tongue but she couldn’t quite get a grasp on it.


Queenie approached the counter.

“Hiya. Can I get two coffees for here please?” She said to Jacob.

He smiled furiously as he nodded.

Queenie took a seat a small table with Newt. He couldn’t get his eyes off her. It was like the first time he saw her, unable to stop looking at her, wanting to drink in every aspect of her.

Y/N smiled at him and turned back around to face her book.

“Hey Y/N, do you mind bringing them their drinks? I still got a couple of order forms to fill in.”


Y/N took the two mugs and walked carefully to them.

“Here’s your coffees.” She said, putting them down. By accident, her hand grazed Newt’s, and triggered something in the back of her memory. “I’m sorry, um do I know you?”

“I-I don’t- maybe. I’m-“

His name started with a N, Y/N thought.

“Newt. Newt Scamander. And you?” He questioned, feeling so foolish asking Y/N what her name was.

“Newt, I think I heard that name before… I’m Y/N, Y/N Y/L/N. “

Newt smiled, remembering the way Y/N would say her own name.

“Well, I’ll see you around. Newt.”


“She remembers you.” Queenie whispered happily to Newt.

“I doubt.” He felt saddened, having the love of his life not even recognize him.

“That’s false, she does recognize you. When you accidentally touched her hand, she had half of your name in mind!”

Newt thought for a little. He decided on one thing. He was going to make you remember. He was here, and now that he had found you, he would never let you go. Ever, again. One time was painful enough.

Originally posted by elvenbarnes

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