and now i have to go watch the q and a

A Nightmare on Elm Street  {Sentence Starters}

  • “Don’t fall asleep in there. You could drown, you know.”
  • “Oh, God. I look 20 years old!”
  • “Who cares what she says?”
  • “One, two, _____’s coming for you.”
  • “We lit the whole thing up and watched it burn.”
  • “I’ve got him trapped! Help! Where are you?”
  • “You are going to get some sleep tonight if it kills me.”
  • “You fell asleep!”
  • “You think you were gonna get away from me?”
  • “We have reason to believe there may be something very strange going on.”
  • “I’m going to punch out your ugly lights, whoever you are!”
  • “I’m into survival.”
  • “What the hell are you doing here?”
  • “I’ll kill you slow!”
  • “I’m your boyfriend now, ______.”
  • “He’s dead, now. He’s dead because _____ killed him.”
  • “Everything’s gonna be all right! Everything’s under control!”
  • “It drove us crazy when we didn’t know who it was, but it was even worse after they caught him.”
  • “Miss Nude America is going to be on tonight.”
  • “Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.”
  • “I just asked you to do one thing: to stay awake and watch me and to wake me up if it looked like I was having a bad dream!”
  • “Get my dad, you asshole!”
  • “How can you hear what she’s going to say?”

Dear “friends”,

I see you went out without me, again. You’ve done it for years now so it shouldn’t affect me but it does and I don’t know why. But just you watch, I’m going to lose this weight, and I’m going to achieve good.

I’m going to better myself and I don’t want to have ANY of you in my life anymore. I’m done with you. I’m done with you all!

-Abandoned Friend.

  • Draco: How does the bastard, orphan, son of filthy mudblood, go on and on, grow into more of a phenomenon? Watch this obnoxious, arrogant, loudmouth bother be seated at the right hand of the headmaster. Dumbledore preferes Potter right on sight, but Potter still wants to fight, not write. Now Potter's skill with a wand is undeniable but what do we have in common? We’re reliable with the--
  • George & Fred Weasley: GAY SEX

Going a bit Martha Stewart here. Want to never torch a pipe ever again? Photo on the right is after cleaning, and left after loading. No before photo, but it had some unsavoury perma-brown spots I traditionally torched off.

You may have it in your kitchen right now… Ceran top cleaner. Rinse pipe in warm to hot water, Q tip with (a very very) small dab of ceran cleaner on the tip, watch that brown shit come off like nothing. Rinse with water again, hotter the better. Dry with tightly rolled up paper towel.

Voila, you’re pipe will retain its “like new” durability for a much, much, longer time. And no cloudy glass over time. Win win!!

I got Aerie her own deerstalker for Christmas, and it’s now her new favourite thing. She wakes me up in the morning whilst wearing it, insisting that we need to go “clueing for looks”. Whilst it is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen, I swear she isn’t old enough to watch Sherlock, and she’s still managing to quote it to me. The next thing I know, Q is going to be telling me that I lower the IQ of the whole street.

poof-tmnt  asked:

Um so hi and I was going to wait until summer to watch voltron and then you posted so much and it looked so GOOD that I had to watch it and now I'm COMPLETELY OBSESSED and VERY ANGRY ABOUT SPACE DAD AND HOW WE WONT SEE HIM UNTIL SEPTEMBER. Also pidge is love, pidge is life.

( i am both sorry yet glad you endured my endless posting of voltron but now you know just how great it is )

oh my god same like where tf did space dad go. what tf. i have a theory but im like. no. where did papa space go???
pidge is so amazing i love ‘em! i hope they find matt and ajghs im here for pidge
pidge getting excited abt the game console in s2 made my day oh my god

May the force be with you

This is a repost of a request that I received and posted on AO3. I’m adding it here, because I now have art to go with it from the amazing @irenydraws.

Dedicated to @eruditemonk who first sent me the request and because you’re awesome :)

Movie nights were always fun, especially for the younger players. What tended to happen was that Jogi would find a way to punish motivate them during training by letting whoever came back from the torture sessions 3K runs by letting them pick what to watch during movie night. The younger players tended to win because a) they were still trying to impress Jogi so they actually tried to finish the runs in a decent time, and b) they hadn’t yet figured out that half the squad didn’t really care what movie they watched as long as it gave them opportunity to cuddle in the dark get some much needed relaxing down-time.

Leroy had won the race this time round (no surprise there) and had requested a Star Wars marathon. What made this movie night different however, was that in order to make it more appealing to 90% of the team who would rather poke their eyeballs out than watch hours of Jar Jar Binks, Thomas had suggested they forego the movie and role-play the (better) originals, instead.

So movie night ended up being “re-enact a movie night”, but Joshua wasn’t really complaining because he’d always wanted to be a Jedi Knight and didn’t even care that he’d been assigned to collecting as many empty toilet rolls as possible and had to make light sabers. It’d actually been fun, and by the time 10pm came around (the unspoken rule was to always wait until Jogi went to bed before doing anything they technically weren’t allowed to be doing), they’d gathered all their props and costumes and psyched themselves up to exercise their acting skills.

So that’s how Joshua, Mesut, Bernd and Leroy had found themselves wrapped in their beige coloured bed sheets holding onto toilet roll light sabers and standing ready with a dozen storm troopers (everyone who wasn’t a main character, wrapped in white bed sheets and holding their hands out like guns) ready to do battle once Darth Vader (Sami in a cardboard mask) and the other Sith Lords (Jérôme, Shkodran and Manu, also in cardboard masks) figured out if they were supposed to enter with their toilet roll-light sabers already drawn, or go for the ‘use the Force’ thing first.

“Why don’t you stride through,” Han Solo (aka Mats Hummels, because apparently the best looking character needed the best looking footballer to play him) suggested, “then pause dramatically before you draw your light sabers?”

“That’s good!” Obi-Wan Kenobi (aka Thomas Müller wearing a fake beard and moustache) says from the table he is standing on in order to direct the re-enactment says. “Let’s take it from that scene. Luke, Leia, where are you?”

“Over here,” Luke Skywalker (Benni, wearing more beige bed sheets and holding a decorated broom-pole light saber) says, taking his position next to Han Solo and doing his best 'I’m an extremely gifted but angsty Jedi Knight’ pose.

Princess Leia (Toni in a flowy bed sheet dress and tea-cups on his ears) glides up to her twin brother and does a very good regal pose, toilet roll gun in hand.

“Okay from the top!” Thomas calls. “Aaaaaand ACTION!”

It actually goes very very well. The bad guys do their evil strutting and fight against the young Jedis, there’s an epic sword fight between Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia is shouting out instructions while dodging the cross-fire, and the storm troopers die dramatically.

And then, of course, Jogi and Oliver walk in.

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Yanno. I bet no one was more destroyed by Caesar’s death than Suzie.

As a fanbase, we always talk volumes about how Joseph felt and what he went through and his feelings, and even more scarcely, Lisa Lisa’s but i’ve yet to see anything touching on how Suzie felt about it. That doesn’t particularly surprise me, so let’s talk about it now.

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@amuse: Meanwhile at the FFI...

July 9, 2015

In an embarrassing moment at practice during the FFI…

Kazemaru blinked as he saw where the soccer ball was going and where Toramaru was running. “Toramaru! Look out!” The teal haired boy called to his younger teammate.

Tora watched the ball intently. “I got it…” And then he realized the danger as he stumbled over a pylon set up for the midfielders and ended up flying through the air and then ended up hands outstretched on his knees. The only problem was his hands ended up on Fubuki’s rear end!

Seeing where his hands were, the boy blinked at his crush and then removed his hands. “Ah! Fubuki-san! I…I’m so sorry! I tripped and fell, well Kazemaru-san tried to warn me, but I was focused on the ballandIdidn’tseewhereIwasgoingsoIendeduptouchingyour…” Tora rambled fast and flushed. Lord! Kill him now…could be worse though, he could have ended up touching his other crush Gouenji!


“If this is really all happening in some other dimension.. shouldn’t we er- I dunno maybe send something to help them? Ya’know, so you don’t end up having to murder me at the end of all this?”

“Y-you kidding me Lee? You been w-watching this shii-urrrp-shit? I ain’t going anywhere near Rick Q-327!”

It started out as Rick finding a dimension where his life is directed by Quentin Tarantino on the multiverse goggles. Then they found the directors cut on inter-dimensional cable. The rest of the family walks in and out of the room at random intervals, really not wanting to ask why they’re watching and most of the time either laughing or crying over a movie where Rick appears to be killing everyone.

(interview) seventeen
other inerests for ‘fan magazine’ vol. 24

q: other than doing music and dancing, what other interest do you have?

hansol: i like to read books.
seokmin: i love to watch movies. although, i cannot watch it often now, sometimes i will still go and watch it with the members. sometimes, i will watch a movie alone while eating popcorn.
mingyu: many people say i am very good at hands on stuffs and also when i am doing things, i am very focused. i also like to do figurines. also, i would go and look for classical movies to watch. i also like sf fantasy movies. amazingly, most of the members love to watch movies so we always watch it together.
minghao: usually when i have time, i would call my mom and dad. i would also chat with my friends in china. when we have a day off, i will go to eat chinese food with jun as we miss the food there.
seungkwan: i love basketball and volley ball. when we were trainees, the members often went to han river to play basketball, but because we have schedules now, we can’t do it anymore. when promotions end, we will definitely go play basketball again.
wonwoo: i love to play games. all types of games. s.coups hyung loves it too, so we both often play games together in the dorm. other than gaming, i love to read books. nowadays, i love reading reasoning novels. i also love to watch movies and work hard with the members. i also have an interest in fashion!
joshua: during holidays, i would go to the church alone. i would also sit in a cafe and drink coffee or work hard with the members, watch movies, and go look around a book store.

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5 Weird Involuntary Human Behaviors Explained

Our body leaves a lot to autopilot, which is a good thing. Imagine having to walk through your day actively remembering not to pee your pants. That would be totally lame.

Some of our involuntary behaviors are pretty weird, though. Why do our eyes sometimes twitch? Why do we yawn? Why do some people sneeze when they look at the sun? Why do we hiccup, and how can we get rid of them?

Find out what science has to say about these weird behaviors in this week's It’s Okay To Be Smart! No yawning while watching.

Also, the YouTube show has its own Twitter account now! I know, it only took me two years to set it up. I’m good at internet. Follow @okaytobesmart for the latest videos, announcements, behind the scenes pics, Q&As, and extra goodies to go with each episode. 

James Bond Head Cannon

Right now I’m so in love with the idea of, after a ridiculous amount of paper work backs up because the double-oh agents never do any of it, M and Tanner lock them all in a conference room together until they complete their mounds of forms. And they all know that if they tried they could get out, but then all of the alarms would go off and it would only increase their load next time so it’s not even worth the trouble. The only person who’s not there is 004 because she actually does all of her paperwork on time, so she likes to come tap on the glass to annoy everyone. And Bond keeps trying to text Q to either get him out or at least bring him some food or something until finally the Quartermaster shuts off all cell reception in that room. Just around 10 of the most deadly people in the world having conversations like:

“Shit, when was it that I lost the magnetic watch because an alligator ate it? Alec, do you remember? Wasn’t it in the states?”

“Nah man, remember you were actually in Russia, but the head of the drug cartel there had imported alligators for his secret layer.”

“Oh right, of course. Thanks man.”


yes hi hello im sure you’ve found out about twenty one pilots through fairly local and are currently watching the best interviews/videos and going down tyler and josh’s twitters at this very moment…if you have found my blog hello! welcome! you’re in the skeleton clique now. we’re p cool and not elite at all. have fun and ask me any q’s you have! for now i have a welcome package for new clique members such as yourself to learn more! have fun and we’re v glad you found us now.

i just finished recording.


i watched the X minute flash

and clicked through the pages

and then when that was done,

i recorded myself talking about it!

for over an hour

it’ll take something between two to four hours from now to get it fully exported and up on youtube. while that is happening, I am going to chat with friends about the end of Homestuck accompanied by a stiff drink.

i’m not going to spoil anything about the end for those who haven’t watched it, what I think about it, or what I have to say about it so far; that, I’ll leave for the video, and whatever posts I make thereafter. which there will be plenty of, i’d imagine!

the only thing I’m going to do for now for you guys, while the video is uploading, is leave those of you who have seen Act 7 this quote from a Q/A session Andrew had on his tumblr ages back:

The thing is, Homestuck is both a story and a puzzle, by design and by definition. If asked to define it, “a story that’s also a puzzle” is as close to true as any answer I’d give.

Should all entertainment be like that? No way. But something should be like that, because something like that should exist. That’s why puzzles exist, because puzzles are cool sometimes, and are challenging. We don’t go up to a jigsaw puzzle and go, “why the fuck is this in so many different PIECES, what kind of IDIOT would break this nice picture into TINY LITTLE BITS?!!” Nor do we want all of our nice pictures broken into bits like that. Some we just want to hang on walls and look at.

But unlike a jigsaw puzzle, there’s much to enjoy without having to solve it. Fun characters and silly moments. But if you turn your brain on, you can engage with the complexity and depth. If you turn it ALL the way on, you can get everything, and solve the puzzle. There is a range of ways to interface with it, from the casual to the maniacal. Failing to grasp everything shouldn’t preclude basic enjoyment, nor is it a symptom of failure by either the reader or the story.

Goodnight everyone. The Homestuck community has some serious work on its hands.

anonymous asked:

Consider this: Ereri at a masquerade ball. They make eye contact from across the room and bam it's instant sexual tension. Eyes following each other throughout the night until Levi walks up to him and asks him to dance. More sexual tension. Idk.

Sorry I took so long to get around to this, Anon, but here you go!

These things had lost their allure over time. He used to be struck dumb by the grandeur of it all; magnificent crystal chandeliers hanging from the high domed ceilings, champagne fountains bubbling quietly by the staircase, and gargantuan ice sculptures towering over the floor, sparkling under the million lights. He used to watch quietly from the sidelines as a displaced spectator, enthralled by the ladies multi-coloured gowns swirling around the dance floor to the powerful chords of the live orchestra. He used to feel so small and out-of-place in his fancy, tailored suit with a flute of pricey champagne he didn’t have the palette to savour. Those days were long gone, though. Now, he saw these balls for what they really were; stifling opportunities for the wealthy to show off how much money they could afford to splash around. Drawn out, dull and tedious. He didn’t bother with courteous pretences anymore, didn’t bother to politely entertain the mindless conversations of the cashed up nobles who could only talk at length about the décor, food, or politics they only understood superficially. What was the point? If they were offended by his scathing, caustic commentary, then they gave him a wide berth and frankly, that was all he wanted. He was only here because of Erwin. Because he owed it to the older man so the least he could to was accompany him to these drab galas so the aspiring politician could show him off like some circus freak to the sheltered Lords and Ladies. The closest they’d ever probably come to someone from the underground.

Levi brought his half-finished glass back to his lips. At least the food was good, if not the company. He could see Erwin a little ways off laughing with a group of silver-haired old men. ‘Networking’ he called it. Levi didn’t understand diplomacy. He made contacts through negotiation or death threats, and that had served him well enough over the years. He supposed these people would call that uncivil, though, as if they were the reigning authority on polite society. Whatever; at the end of the day, he got paid to clean up their dirty work via his ‘uncivil’ means.

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OK so the Q&A mv was stuck at 101k views for long hours which was suspicious for a lot of people so i took a screen shot and now that i went back to check on I HAD TO FACE WITH THE FACT THAT HALF THE VIEWS DISAPPEARED??Now they have 57k views which is really laughable…
We can’t do much aside being angry i guess but please go and keep watching the mv so we can gain back the lost views. 😭😭😭
(same on 1theK channel….from 97k it dropped to 30k) 


KANE & ABBY | grace by Kate Havnevik
made my first kabby fanvid!