OMG Bob and the other guy are died 50 50 for the Alpha Male contest currently!!! vote everybody!
Listen you people, you lovely bob stans. We’re depending on you.
Let me tell you a little bit about the older demographic that is The Sam Stans.
I’m old, okay? Much older than the rest of The 100 fandom. Older folks? We have flaws. We’re tired. It gets to be too much for us. We’ve got kids and jobs and early bedtimes. And things like carpal tunnel syndrome and our nightly booze habit.
We do not have the stamina of the lovely, young The 100 fanbase. Now I’m a super big Bob Morley and The 100 fan, but we also know I’m one of the oldest in the fandom. And I am working my ass off trying to vote. I HATE POLLS. So I’m not a power voter. I don’t have the time or energy. I’ve got kids bugging me and work to do (shit I’m supposed to be working now!)
This is how we win.
Use your young passion and stamina and do NOT give up. Be relentless. Drink those redbully energy drinks you kids like nowadays. We catch up overnight while the Sam stans are getting their beauty sleep and preparing for their work day. But when they wake up, they fight back. They’re passionate. But they’re also busy and tired and distracted!!!
Especially on that last day. The voting does NOT end overnight where we get our edge, so we’ll have to be FIERCE AND RELENTLESS LIKE MILENNIALS!!! YOU CANNOT BE STOPPED, KIDS! VOTE VOTE VOTE SOME MORE.
If I’m this tired and still voting hundreds of times a day, y’all can definitely do better than me. I’m losing it. They’re old like me. Maybe they’ll lose it, too. You are young and vigorous and you love Bob.
Sam stans have won before but they have never had Bob Morley fans to deal with. Listen, we’ve been dealing with the antis all this time. Actual real fans? Just as obsessed as we are. We can do it.