and now have kids

Inktober Day 20: Deep

..it’s a prison get it?..

Don’t worry about her though, she’s like, immortal and reeeally scary, and considering what she’s done, she kinda had it coming *nod* *nod*

not to sound like an Abused Kid™ but parents and other adults are untrustworthy and can turn on you without a moment’s notice

  • Luciel: Ey, Crowley dude.
  • Crowley: Luciel, really? ^v^ I never thought you would come to me for anything.
  • Luciel: Yea, yea, don't get used to it. I just need your age right now.
  • Crowley: Age? 0v0
  • Luciel: You are like 800 years old, are you not? I need help for my homework in history. All the wiki sites went down after, you know, all the humans died.
  • Crowley: Ah... ^w^
  • Luciel: So, about World War 2--
  • Crowley: World War 2, I think I remember... Hmm... Wait, when was that again?
  • Luciel: ...Dude.
  • Crowley: There was... This love triangle... And Japan, and America. And they were blowing things up...
  • Luciel: No, that was a movie. Okay, how about the Cold War?
  • Crowley: I may have slept through that one.
  • Luciel: You slept through a god damn war??
  • Crowley: The previous bombing gave me a headache.
  • Luciel: ... You are useless.
  • Crowley: The humans were just fighting because they didn't have any Fidget Spinners to distract themselves with. This is why I love 2017. ^w^
  • Luciel: We live in 2020, you dolt!

Idk how people actually get out of warrior cats hell because let me tell you I went 3 years without touching or looking at a warriors book or any sort of warriors related content and STILL managed to think about how pissed off I am about Hollyleaf’s death every single fucking day

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C-C-C-C’MON, C-C-C-C’MON, LET’S GO!

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ACTUAL LONG-SUFFERING SINGLE DAD CHRISTOPHER PIKE

so about a year and a half ago, i set out to draw every clara outfit ever
74 outfits later, i’m finally done

prints/mugs/totes and all that jazz are up on society6 and redbubble now!

kids are fucking wild

i work at a daycare/day camp thing with six and seven year olds

-*points to my ring* are you married?
me: how to i explain that i am 16 and im dating a piece of shit

-“are you a boy or a girl?”
me: what makes you think im a boy or a girl?
kid: you have short hair!
me: girls can have short hair!
me internally: gender is an illusion my children

-*kid pickpockets the radio from my coworkers pocket and presses the button* “can we order pizza?”

-me: our craft today is making snakes out of paper!
kid: CAN MINE BE POISONOUS
me: sure!
other kid: can it bite me i want to go home
other other kid: i got bit by a python once
other other other kid: yeah sure craig

-i herd the kids outside and they all hang out by the door waiting to go inside. when i ask them why they say that its hot out. its only 84 degrees

-me, to my coworker: oh i get off in ten minutes
ten minutes later: “REY IS LEAVING EVERYONE TACKLE HER OR HIM” (they didn’t believe me when i told them i was a ‘girl’ so now use “her or him” when referring to me. i dont correct them because they are on the right track)

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Am I still thinking about that one AU? Yes, definitely

Voltron fic recs, the fourth wall

PART ONE - PART TWO - PART THREE

So it’s been about six months since I’ve done a fic rec list. I’ve been asked a number of times to do this and I’ve read a lot of fic in that time so uh, I guess some of these are like my greatest hits of the last half year? 

Some are very popular and some are less well-known but no less deserving of praise, so go give them all some love!

As with any rec list, please pay attention to the tags and warnings

Trouble’s Making Everything Alright - 78k (WIP); klance; Keith and Lance crash-land on a lawless, low-tech planet and become rough and tumble mercenaries, donning leather coats and gun holsters, righting wrongs (while committing a few heists of their own) and fighting to get back to their team.

you never stood a chance - 12k; klance; Lance accidentally sends Keith a gym selfie snapchat with the caption “BET YOU WANNA LICK THESE NIPS” and promptly freaks out. Turns out to be one of the best mistakes he’s ever made.

King and Reaper - 35k; klance; The story of the destruction of Earth and its aftermath, feat. questionable science in regards to weapons of mass destruction, gratuitous Star Wars references, theoretical chess games with the emperor of most of the known universe, explosions, the greatest bromance of all time, the worst romance of all time and many more things besides.

nothing’s quite as sweet - 50k; klance; Keith is a barista who hates his job. Lance works at the cat shelter across the street. When Keith finds abandoned kittens behind the store and in a panic goes to Lance for help, he kicks off a chain of events that includes kitten cuddles, coffee experimentation and a whole heap of fluff.

Foreign Scenes - 110k; klance; Lance is travelling across Europe and keeps bumping into Keith sneaking past “no trespassing” signs in an attempt to get better photograps. Basically an AU in which Lance and Keith become impromptu travel buddies and get into trouble.

You and I Collide - 55k (WIP); klance; Lance likes to sing in the shower. Keith lives in the apartment next door and the walls are not very thick. And you can bet when Lance wakes him up at 7:30 in the morning, Keith has something to say about it.

Pulsar - 31k (WIP); klance; A story about college, coming to terms with your past, being scared of your future, and running into crazy things like love somewhere in-between.

Ignorance is Bliss - 161k (WIP but almost done); klance; As it turns out, learning that your house is haunted makes the ghosts a lot more aggressive. Who knew? Ah, well. At least one of them is hot. And he’s the less-evil one, too, so that’s always a plus.

the potential of you and me - 15k; klance; The summer after freshman year of college, Lance drags Keith back to their hometown to hang out. But the two of them rarely spend time together without Hunk and Pidge around, because things had a way of getting out of hand real quick. This summer is… no different.

Deepest Shade - 40k (WIP); klance; Lance, idle middle son of the Álvarez family – shippers and traders, backbone of the galaxy, the epitome of self-made wealth – is drifting. Keith Kogane has been a thorn in Lance’s side since the day he was adopted by the powerful rival clan, but he can’t deny that Keith is incredibly attractive. A chance encounter at an Altean dinner party makes him realize the attraction might be mutual.