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Jikook smutty fic recs

Hi everyone! So after my post recommending my fave jikook fics, I received a couple of requests for a smutty version of those recommendations. Althought most of the fics i suggested did contain a smutty part at some point in the story, and the fact that I don’t tend to read fic just for the smut (even if a lil smut is good. u know what i mean, u gotta earn it), i figured i would still be able to recommend some of my faves to you fellas

This will be kinda personal choices tho’, you’ll figure out i tend to prefer top!jk and bottom!jm and that i may or may not have some kinks

So yeah here are some of the great smutty fics I’ve read recently! As always, I’ll tend to suggest more recent fics, while incorporating classics because yeah

They are mostly Porn without plot/Plot what plot because that’s what i consider a smutty fic right?

* - spicy

** - hella spicey

*** - see you in hell

1. If i get in, i might just drown, by fatal (cumrich). *** One shot, 12k, complete. “fucking jimin has always been jeongguk’s favourite hobby. ruts just made it that much more special.” ((Ok so this is the ultimate one. Just go read the tags and you’ll understand. Just thinking about it is a sin. Also go read milk and honey by the same author if you liked it, it’s sort of the continuation!))

2. Underdressed and oversexed, by gangbang. * (hey look my fave author) Two chapters, 24k, not completed. “jungkook just needs the money. it’s kind of unfortunate jimin happens to be the porn star he’s jacked off to for the past three years.” ((Again, all is in the tags. Pornstar AU. Lots of dirty talk. A lil’ bit of plot, but not so much. The 2nd chapter is my fave))

3. Help you out, by snowflakechim. Two chapters, 6k, completed. * “Jimin is stressing over the end of the semester. Jungkook is more than willing to help.” ((Ok so this one is pretty short, but it’s in two chapters and really there is no plot lol. Ft. Jeonlous, and dirty talk.))

4. Entertain us, by NightsBurning. One shot, 10k, complete. *** “Jimin sometimes feels like the pressure is getting too much. His band members are all far too willing to help him out with relieving some stress, though.” ((Okay so this one… not only jikook, OT7. Sharing is caring. A true classic. Extra extra smutty. Just thinking about it make me embarrassed all over again. Go read it if you haven’t already.))

5. Primal, by Rose_gold715. One shot, 6k, complete. ** ”Jimin goes into heat and Jungkook sees Jimin’s unguarded, unrestrained Omega side for the first time.” ((ABO dynamics extremely well-written. + jeonlous. What there more to ask ? If it’s your thing i mean. you could try it w/ this one))

6. Stupid Batteries, by Zelupsi. One shot, 2k, complete. * “Jimin gets stuck on an alpha knotting dildo, and Jungkook ends up there to save the day.” ((Another ABO dynamics while we’re at it. + I found it quite funny so yeah but i can’t quite remember if the smut is that great))

7. For_Yoongi.avi, by strangedesires. One shot, 3k, complete. * ““Record yourselves for me,” Yoongi had said against Jimin’s lips after leaving the comfort of their shared bed.(OR: Jeongguk takes it upon himself to record himself and Jimin for Yoongi, and he gets a bit too comfortable with the power he has in Yoongi’s absence).” ((Starts with Jikook only, ends w/ sugaminkook. I did not think it was my thing either. But it was. And it’s gonna be for u too. Go read it. Dirty talk + dom/sub undertones.))

8. Backseat, by nomilkonlysuga (Umekozaru). ** One shot, 7k, complete. “Yoongi is possessive. Jimin is his. Jungkook is his. With the small difference that Jungkook can’t keep his fucking hands to himself, apparently. Punishment ensues.” ((Ok so this one is hella good. Trust me and go read it right now. Starts w/ a long long jikook. Then sorta turns into sugakookmin again, but you’re iniciated by now. Seriously it’s so good, it redefined my standarts for smut. Dirty talk, dom/sub undertones, do i even have to tag those? all my recommandations have it by now welp And a bit of an exhibitionist kink + cars))

9. Just a little bit more, by Levetrate. * 2 chapters, 4k, complete. “He hadn’t meant to say it, it just kind of happened.” ((Ok so the overuse of italics and bigger letters is hella annoying in this one, but i couldn’t not include a daddy kink one. It’s hella strong in this one, if you’re into that))

10. Detained, by PARKCHlM. One shot, 3k, complete. * “Park Jimin is a brat, but Officer Jeon is always there to put him in his place.” ((So to conclude this list, here’s what we all lowkey wanted since the legendary RUN BTS with the assclap : officer JK and prisoner JM having hate sex.))

So this concludes my smutty recommandations for you guys today! I felt so stupid and embarrased doing this but hey, still took me hella long time. I hope you enjoyed it!

If you have any other fic recs that are not included in this post or my previous one, please send it to me and i’ll gladly read it! And if you have any particular requests, don’t hesitate to message me about it!

See ya soon sinners’

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Hugging Marvin is always nice. As a zombie, being a corpse and all, you’re always cold but when you’re close to the magician you always start feeling warm(probably because of his weird magic hair). 

Pose from here(link).

I wish i had more to say here  ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

I just visited some old family friends and they have two adorable dogs, and one that is really loud and hyper and the other one is just the complete opposite and was even described as “a grumpy old man”.
Apparently, the grumpy dog loves to hide under the bed and stay there away from all civilisation while the hyper dog loves to bark at him and get him to come out, to which he would get pissed off by her barking and chase after her to bite her but she’s really happy because she succeeded in getting him out anyway
I find them adorable together and I stupidly imagined my OTP as them now the actual dogs are fast becoming one of my OTPs someone help me I’m shipping dogs

The Red String Of Fate

I drew this pretty quickly tbh :P honestly, that string can be connected to whoever you ship him with so ye, have fun lol

Thanks everyone who joined the stream!
Thanks for the hilarious crack going around bout being dom or sub or such

psa: as a brown gay trans and certified LGBT™ i think ace people belong in the broader LGBT+ community. 
NO they dont face all the same issues if theyre het romantic and definitely shouldnt speak over the rest of us. obviously. 
However there ARE shared issues so ace people should be able to stand with the rest of us and be able to have a voice when it comes to issues they also face. And have a space in specific areas that relate to them as well. (specifically around educational issues is what i think of the most but others as well). 

also like tbh a lot of the discourse that occurs on tumblr relating to ace things is literally only occurring on tumblr like… almost all the older (and brown) lgbt people who are quite active in the community ive talked to all dont care at all that ace people are now considered part of the community. if anything many of them are happy that theres another minority among us like ‘oh cool! nice!’ 

its literally just an issue on the internet among young teenagers who are saying shitty things to each other. None of the older members worry about “straights invading gay spaces” like thats… not an issue in the broader community? Thats only a fear on tumblr from what ive seen. sooo 

ya thats my two cents as a certified brown member of the LGBT™ community. 

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anonymous asked:

Purple, cinnamon, mauve, blush, razzmatazz, tangerine

Bruh ; v;

(also im sorry it took forever to answer, cuz i was working on this with the colors you sent hahaha i hope you like it?)

Commission for @auguste-starlight

I literally just hung my own shirts on them

Pls don’t tag as whatever their shipname is

The Trash Man’s Mystery Height (Aka: The Height Ref) ((AKA Aka: Too Much Time On My Hands))

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SO, this question has always bugged me? Is Ardyn tall or short? Or a nice inbetween? Now in actuality it’s never been a doubt in my mind that Ardyn is at least six feet, but that still begs the question, how many inches do I need to shave off or add? Welp, let’s take a look, shall we?

(HERE GOES MY ATTEMPT AT BEING DEDUCTIVE.)

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couldn’t decide which one i liked better so y’all can have both

might post a close-up of vax’s armor later ( ᐛ)