Hi everyone! So after my post recommending my fave jikook fics, I received a couple of requests for a smutty version of those recommendations. Althought most of the fics i suggested did contain a smutty part at some point in the story, and the fact that I don’t tend to read fic just for the smut (even if a lil smut is good. u know what i mean, u gotta earn it), i figured i would still be able to recommend some of my faves to you fellas
This will be kinda personal choices tho’, you’ll figure out i tend to prefer top!jk and bottom!jm and that i may or may not have some kinks
So yeah here are some of the great smutty fics I’ve read recently! As always, I’ll tend to suggest more recent fics, while incorporating classics because yeah
They are mostly Porn without plot/Plot what plot because that’s what i consider a smutty fic right?
* - spicy
** - hella spicey
*** - see you in hell
1. If i get in, i might just drown, byfatal (cumrich). *** One shot, 12k, complete. “fucking jimin has always been jeongguk’s favourite hobby. ruts just made it that much more special.” ((Ok so this is the ultimate one. Just go read the tags and you’ll understand. Just thinking about it is a sin. Also go read milk and honeyby the sameauthor if you liked it, it’s sort of the continuation!))
2. Underdressed and oversexed, by gangbang. * (hey look my fave author) Two chapters, 24k, not completed. “jungkook just needs the money. it’s kind of unfortunate jimin happens to be the porn star he’s jacked off to for the past three years.” ((Again, all is in the tags. Pornstar AU. Lots of dirty talk. A lil’ bit of plot, but not so much. The 2nd chapter is my fave))
3. Help you out, bysnowflakechim. Two chapters, 6k, completed. * “Jimin is stressing over the end of the semester. Jungkook is more than willing to help.” ((Ok so this one is pretty short, but it’s in two chapters and really there is no plot lol. Ft. Jeonlous, and dirty talk.))
4. Entertain us, by NightsBurning. One shot, 10k, complete. *** “Jimin sometimes feels like the pressure is getting too much. His band members are all far too willing to help him out with relieving some stress, though.” ((Okay so this one… not only jikook, OT7. Sharing is caring. A true classic. Extra extra smutty. Just thinking about it make me embarrassed all over again. Go read it if you haven’t already.))
5. Primal, by Rose_gold715. One shot, 6k, complete. ** ”Jimin goes into heat and Jungkook sees Jimin’s unguarded, unrestrained Omega side for the first time.” ((ABO dynamics extremely well-written. + jeonlous. What there more to ask ? If it’s your thing i mean. you could try it w/ this one))
6. Stupid Batteries, by Zelupsi. One shot, 2k, complete. * “Jimin gets stuck on an alpha knotting dildo, and Jungkook ends up there to save the day.” ((Another ABO dynamics while we’re at it. + I found it quite funny so yeah but i can’t quite remember if the smut is that great))
7. For_Yoongi.avi, bystrangedesires. One shot, 3k, complete. * ““Record yourselves for me,” Yoongi had said against Jimin’s lips after leaving the comfort of their shared bed.(OR: Jeongguk takes it upon himself to record himself and Jimin for Yoongi, and he gets a bit too comfortable with the power he has in Yoongi’s absence).” ((Starts with Jikook only, ends w/ sugaminkook. I did not think it was my thing either. But it was. And it’s gonna be for u too. Go read it. Dirty talk + dom/sub undertones.))
8. Backseat, by nomilkonlysuga (Umekozaru). ** One shot, 7k, complete. “Yoongi is possessive. Jimin is his. Jungkook is his. With the small difference that Jungkook can’t keep his fucking hands to himself, apparently. Punishment ensues.” ((Ok so this one is hella good. Trust me and go read it right now. Starts w/ a long long jikook. Then sorta turns into sugakookmin again, but you’re iniciated by now. Seriously it’s so good, it redefined my standarts for smut. Dirty talk, dom/sub undertones, do i even have to tag those? all my recommandations have it by now welp And a bit of an exhibitionist kink + cars))
9. Just a little bit more, byLevetrate. * 2 chapters, 4k, complete. “He hadn’t meant to say it, it just kind of happened.” ((Ok so the overuse of italics and bigger letters is hella annoying in this one, but i couldn’t not include a daddy kink one. It’s hella strong in this one, if you’re into that))
10. Detained, by PARKCHlM. One shot, 3k, complete. * “Park Jimin is a brat, but Officer Jeon is always there to put him in his place.” ((So to conclude this list, here’s what we all lowkey wanted since the legendary RUN BTS with the assclap : officer JK and prisoner JM having hate sex.))
So this concludes my smutty recommandations for you guys today! I felt so stupid and embarrased doing this but hey, still took me hella long time. I hope you enjoyed it!
If you have any other fic recs that are not included in this post or my previous one, please send it to me and i’ll gladly read it! And if you have any particular requests, don’t hesitate to message me about it!
I just visited some old family friends and they have two adorable dogs, and one that is really loud and hyper and the other one is just the complete opposite and was even described as “a grumpy old man”.
Apparently, the grumpy dog loves to hide under the bed and stay there away from all civilisation while the hyper dog loves to bark at him and get him to come out, to which he would get pissed off by her barking and chase after her to bite her but she’s really happy because she succeeded in getting him out anyway
I find them adorable together and I stupidly imagined my OTP as them now the actual dogs are fast becoming one of my OTPs someone help me I’m shipping dogs
psa: as a brown gay trans and certified LGBT™ i think ace people belong in the broader LGBT+ community. NO they dont face all the same issues if theyre het romantic and definitelyshouldnt speak over the rest of us. obviously. However there ARE shared issues so ace people should be able to stand with the rest of us and be able to have a voice when it comes to issues they also face. And have a space in specific areas that relate to them as well. (specifically around educational issues is what i think of the most but others as well).
also like tbh a lot of the discourse that occurs on tumblr relating to ace things is literally only occurring on tumblr like… almost all the older (and brown) lgbt people who are quite active in the community ive talked to all dont care at all that ace people are now considered part of the community. if anything many of them are happy that theres another minority among us like ‘oh cool! nice!’
its literally just an issue on the internet among young teenagers who are saying shitty things to each other. None of the older members worry about “straights invading gay spaces” like thats… not an issue in the broader community? Thats only a fear on tumblr from what ive seen. sooo
ya thats my two cents as a certified brown member of the LGBT™ community.
Hello! I was wondering if you do fanfic commissions?
Well… I haven’t before…
BUT NOW’S A GOOD TIME AS ANY TO START, AMIRITE?
God I’m so honored to even be asked this out of the blue, omg (get your act together, Hypaa)
I actually kinda came around to the idea very slowly (LV nudges me about this kinda thing and I refused because I… am… insecure and bashful? Yes), and wondered if anyone would actually offer money for my writing. I know that other people do it so it wouldn’t be absurd for me to do that too, logically. I’m perpetually broke and don’t do anything but go to work and come home as it is, so if I could get paid to do what I actually like doing, even if it’s just a lil bit… it’d be pretty awesome.
SO, go on ahead and message me and we can work out logistics if you have an idea, and we can go from there in terms of pricing and all that good stuff. :D
Welp, it’s been a long ride! Season 2 has ended, and now I am sad. It went by waaay too quickly, and I hope season 3 gets to be longer. For now, have my finished version of that Yumikuri wedding👌 It’s my first time drawing almost every one of these characters, so trust me I KNOW the features are off. Also, this is for my story on wattpad, hence why some things seems off. (link is in my aot tag, but the chapter isn’t even out yet so don’t bother, I posted this to celebrate s2) God I broke my back too while making this, I was slunched on a chair for 7 hours in total like j e s u s
Thats all i got for now sorry about the poor quality idk why but it keeps happening. Well theres not much left to say other than may snk fandom lay at rest once again!!!
I’m such a sucker for that ship, man, I’m ashamed of myself. But, hey, a life sign! I’m still here, but my internet connection sucks balls and for posting that pic I had to take a nice full moon walk down the street.
I give a 100 internet points for anyone who creates content for that ship and tags me x)
All of these are SFW. A mixture that will work for either kid or adult characters. Some can also be used just for buddies! :)
-”So I’m waiting for my mum to come back to the video game store because I need her to loan me some money, and you’re over there helping your little sister to reach a game that’s obviously for five year olds and holy crap is that my favourite video game on your shirt it looks kinda like my shirt only better” au
-”I hate this lesson we’re in and crap I messed up AGAIN ugh hey you’re next to me so sorry but do you know what the hell I have to do’ au
-”You live next door to me and I keep hearing you yelling and one day I go to tell you to keep it down and oh my god you’re yelling because you’re watching/playing my favourite video game/anime” au
-”I’ve been kinda depressed lately and I tried to hide it, but apparently you noticed. So you’ve been sneaking notes with happy messages on them under my door/on my locker/around my stuff and that’s really sweet and I want to be your friend because that helped me but I don’t know who you are” au
-”As if I didn’t already not want to go to this movie/play/whatever the idiot working on the seating accidentally placed me really far away from my family and now I’m next to you and hey you hate this as well cool oh you’re into the same stuff I like wanna be friends” au
-”My parents signed me up for this cheap low-rate art/science/whatever club and I’m sitting next to you and well hey it’s a partner activity and neither of us know anybody here so how about we go together” au
-”Our idiot mutual friends roped us into going out together” au
-”This Valentine’s Day I left a ton of meme-based ecards I printed off the internet on a bunch of people’s lockers/pinboards/whatever as a joke, but you took it seriously and sent one back, and we’re sending them to each other and my god your sense of humour is exactly like mine and we’ve started to leave more personal messages on them, whoa at what point did I fall for you” au
-”We follow each other’s anonymous blogs on tumblr about a trashy thing that we’d get teased for liking, so I caught you on your phone reading tumblr and oh my god how come you’re reading that? Wait crap don’t freak out about it I’m sorry THAT’S MY BLOG I LOVE THIS TRASHY THING TOO” au
-”You live next to me and you keep playing my favourite music at really high volume and one day I just decided to duet with you and when the song was over you turned off the music and screamed ‘WHO THE HELL ARE YOU’ and I guess we’re friends now lol” au
-”My asshole boyfriend didn’t show up on our date but you ran over and pretended you were going out with me and were all like ‘hey, my name’s *insert person A’s name*, what’s yours?’ so I said ‘I’m *insert person B’s name*. What the hell are you doing?’ and you were all ‘okay I’m going to pretend to be your boyfriend because your dickheaded excuse for one isn’t coming and this place is pretty dangerous when it comes to creeps and flirting’ and oh my god thank you so much hey you’re actually pretty nice, here’s my number” au
-”You’re in one of my classes and I don’t know you very well but one day you yelled out a quote from my favourite game/movie/tv/anime/book/etc and nobody got it and I felt bad for you so I continued the joke and we kept it going and wow I thought I was the only person who knew about that” au
-”Some asshole just knocked my stuff out of my arms/tipped over my entire desk/tripped me over on purpose/etc and you’re helping me to pick it all up wow thanks gee you’re cute what’s your name” au
-”I’ve just broken up with my girl/boyfriend of several years and I’m devastated and you’re my platonic best friend of all time and you’re comforting me and before I know it welp you’re hugging me well hey this is nice I like this” au
I think that’s enough for now but if I think of anything else, I’ll add some more! Reblog this with any of your own if you have something good to add!