and none of them follow me

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Ahh I hope you’re feeling better, I hope you and your gf like this✧*。✧*。(^▽^) Thank you so much!

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“Why are you looking at me when you aren’t going to stop me? Can I stop you?

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The following is a rough list of my favorite films dealing with revenge! I tried to focus on movies where revenge is central to the plot, but others are included for their important commentary on the subject or the brutality of the act. Since I’ve already made a post about school revenge movies, none of them are featured. This post is dedicated to @congenitaldisease because she inspired me to complete it! All of the descriptions are from IMDb or Wikipedia!

Dead Man’s Shoes (2004)

A disaffected soldier returns to his hometown to get even with the thugs who brutalized his mentally-challenged brother years ago.

Red Road (2006)

Jackie spends her days monitoring a series of surveillance cameras trained on a rough Glasgow neighborhood. She spots Clyde, an ex-convict, on one of the screens, then becomes obsessed with him. When she devises a plan to meet and seduce him, the reason for her obsession becomes clear.

Katalin Varga (2009)

Katalin Varga is cast out of her home when her husband discovers that her son Orban is not his. Taking Orban with her, Katalin sets out on a long journey to track down and punish the men who raped her 11 years earlier.

Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003)

The Bride wakens from a four-year coma. The child she carried in her womb is gone. Now she must wreak vengeance on the team of assassins who betrayed her - a team she was once part of.

Kill Bill Vol. 2 (2004)

The Bride continues her quest of vengeance against her former boss and lover Bill, the reclusive bouncer Budd and the treacherous, one-eyed Elle.

The Virgin Spring (1960)

A kind but pampered beautiful young virgin and her family’s pregnant and jealous servant set out to deliver candles to church, but only one returns from events that transpire in the woods along the way.  

Blue Ruin (2013)

A mysterious outsider’s quiet life is turned upside down when he returns to his childhood home to carry out an act of vengeance. Proving himself an amateur assassin, he winds up in a brutal fight to protect his estranged family.

Revanche (2008)

Ex-con Alex plans to flee to the South with his girl after a robbery. But something terrible happens and revenge seems inevitable.

Buster and Billie (1974)

In a rural 1940s southern town, a socially awkward high school girl is taken advantage of by the boys…

Kiss of the Tarantula (1976)

An undertaker’s teenage daughter uses pet spiders to punish her uncle and practical jokers.

Carrie (1976)

Carrie White, a shy, friendless teenage girl who is sheltered by her domineering, religious mother, unleashes her telekinetic powers after being humiliated by her classmates at her senior prom.

Law Abiding Citizen (2009)

A frustrated man decides to take justice into his own hands after a plea bargain sets one of his family’s killers free. He targets not only the killer but also the district attorney and others involved in the deal.

Edge of Darkness (2010)

As homicide detective Thomas Craven investigates the death of his activist daughter, he uncovers not only her secret life, but a corporate cover-up and government collusion that attracts an agent tasked with cleaning up the evidence.

Double Jeopardy (1999)

A woman framed for her husband’s murder suspects he is still alive; as she has already been tried for the crime, she can’t be re-prosecuted if she finds and kills him.

The Last House on the Left (1972 & 2009)

Two teenage girls head to a rock concert for one’s birthday. While trying to score marijuana in the city, they are kidnapped and brutalized by a gang of psychotic convicts.

The Hand that Rocks the Cradle (1992)

After her humiliated husband kills himself, an embittered pregnant widow loses her child, and embarks on a mission of vengeance against a woman and her family.

The Crow (1994)

A man brutally murdered comes back to life as an undead avenger of his and his fiancée’s murder.

The Brave One (2007)

A woman struggles to recover from a brutal attack by setting out on a mission for revenge.

Harakiri (1962)

An elder ronin samurai arrives at a feudal lord’s home and requests an honorable place to commit suicide. But when the ronin inquires about a younger samurai who arrived before him things take an unexpected turn.            

The Loved Ones (2009)

When Brent turns down his classmate Lola’s invitation to the prom, she concocts a wildly violent plan for revenge.

Shutter (2004 & 2008)

A young photographer and his girlfriend discover mysterious shadows in their photographs after a tragic accident. They soon learn that you can not escape your past.

Dogville (2003)

A woman on the run from the mob is reluctantly accepted in a small Colorado town. In exchange, she agrees to work for them. As a search visits town, she finds out that their support has a price. Yet her dangerous secret is never far away…

Straw Dogs (1971 & 2011)

A young American and his English wife come to rural England and face increasingly vicious local harassment.

Eye for an Eye (1996)

When the courts fail to keep behind bars the man who raped and murdered her daughter, a woman seeks her own form of justice.

Martyrs (2008)

A young woman’s quest for revenge against the people who kidnapped and tormented her as a child leads her and a friend, who is also a victim of child abuse, on a terrifying journey into a living hell of depravity.

Sleepers (1996)

After a prank goes disastrously wrong, a group of boys are sent to a detention center where they are brutalized; over 10 years later, they get their chance for revenge.

Mean Creek (2004)

When a teen is bullied, his brother and friends lure the bully into the woods to seek revenge.

Nocturnal Animals (2016)

An art gallery owner is haunted by her ex-husband’s novel, a violent thriller she interprets as a veiled threat and a symbolic revenge tale.

Secret in Their Eyes (2015)

A tight-knit team of rising investigators, along with their supervisor, is suddenly torn apart when they discover that one of their own teenage daughters has been brutally murdered.

Red, White And Blue (2010)

A woman attracts the attention of a psychotic former Army interrogator and an emotionally fragile young man caring for his ailing mother.            

Out of the Furnace (2013)

When Rodney Baze mysteriously disappears and law enforcement doesn’t follow through fast enough, his older brother, Russell, takes matters into his own hands to find justice.

Descent (2007)

A college co-ed is brutally raped and struggles alone to rebuild her life.

Leon: The Professional (1994)

Mathilda, a 12-year-old girl, is reluctantly taken in by Léon, a professional assassin, after her family is murdered. Léon and Mathilda form an unusual relationship, as she becomes his protégée and learns the assassin’s trade.

Willard (1971 & 2003)

A social misfit uses his only friends, his pet rats, to exact revenge on his tormentors.         

Irreversible (2002)

Events over the course of one traumatic night in Paris unfold in reverse-chronological order as the beautiful Alex is brutally raped and beaten by a stranger in the underpass.

I Spit on Your Grave (1978 & 2010)

An aspiring writer is repeatedly gang-raped, humiliated, and left for dead by four men whom she systematically hunts down to seek revenge.

rizahmed As I was walking off Jimmy Fallon’s after doing a little freestyle rap, he leaned in and said “dude, you’re in the #1 album & #1 film in the country!” I fell silent, nodded and grinned awkwardly…a few days later I was told The Good Immigrant was voted the UK’s book of the year, got these award nominations for The Night Of, and Swet Shop Boys made a load of ‘best of the year’ lists. None of this felt real. Now I’m back home I saw these pictures I drew at age 7 of Darth & Luke, after watching Empire Strikes Back. I was reimagining these characters 'when they got old’, reshaping their world, and nothing about that seemed weird. But somehow in the years between then and when i myself 'got old’, the constant message that someone like me couldn’t ever belong, or shape the world around them, had taken hold. I had no road map or template to follow in trying to prove those messages wrong. I started believing them. Only a year ago, for various reasons, I wasn’t sure I could carry on doing this. I had a realisation through some really tough moments that we have no control in life. And it got me down. But then, seeing no other way forwards, I had to embrace this helplessness, and through it, rediscover a sense of childishness, and of play. I finally stopped making things to prove myself to others, and started doing things for my younger self. And that’s when things started connecting with people, when I was working with no expectation of how my work would be received. When it was play…Most importantly it connected with amazing collaborators. For all my work this year from Englistan, The Night Of, Swet Shop Boys, The Good Immigrant, Hamilton Mixtape, Star Wars, Bourne, to the OA - I have been privileged to stand on the shoulders of giants. I’m grateful to those who have allowed me to be a part of their vision and those who were kind enough to watch, listen, read, and notice. I hope I can continue to justify your support. I’m incredibly grateful for this moment in time. Walking off Jimmy’s chat show that night, I felt as cool as I did in this photo, age 7. But the best part of it wasn’t feeling cool, it was feeling like a kid. Keep your inner child alive. Keep dreaming.

I’m starting my new job tomorrow and I’m very scared

I think I have to actually TALK TO THE CAST and TELL THEM THEIR PETTY CASH ALLOWANCES and gosh I just hope that none of them have a cult following and send their fans after me for confusing their per diems

I remember a few million years ago, an anon had asked me for Yugi in a suit

Thinking of Her

Originally posted by mozarlin

Requested: Yes, by a lovely anon.

Pairings: None, really

Summary: Y/N is a legilimens, and she knows what Leta Lestrange is doing to her. 

Warnings: Angst, fighting, upset Newt

Word Count: 973

A/N: I don’t know about this, guys. It is the first angsty thing that I have posted, and I hope that you guys like it. Maybe I will follow up with some fluff, let me know if you would be interested in something like that!

No matter what she did, he was always thinking about her.

Most of the time, you were grateful to be a legilimens, but every single time that you looked into your boyfriend’s head, he was thinking about her. Leta Lestrange hadn’t bugged you before. Her family was certifiable, but she was Newt’s friend, and that was enough for you.

But then, even though you didn’t mean to, you would catch a glimpse of her, and a few minutes later, she was still there. Laughing and smiling away. Slowly, you would notice how selfish she was.

She would ask Newt for help, but then let him do her entire parchment. And then the next one and the one after that. Pretty soon, Newt was doing homework for two people, and the only reason that you knew was because you could see into his mind.

He was tired all of the time, and he was late for most of his classes. You would ask him what was wrong, but he would insist that it was nothing, he didn’t sleep well the night before or one of the creatures was poorly. But you knew the truth.

You started to resent her. It was small things at first. You would have to leave her and Newt because you noticed that she was starting to take again. Pretty soon after that, the sound of her voice was enough to make you angry. You couldn’t stand to be in the same room as her, much less participate in an actual conversation.

You had hoped that if you stopped being around them, maybe Newt would hang out with you and take the time to just be himself, not some homework machine. But the more that you ignored her, the less that you saw Newt. And you knew that it wasn’t right to ask him to choose, but that is what was going to have to happen, especially if you ever wanted him to sleep again.

“Newt,” you said softly, taking a seat beside him. It was like he barely even registered that you were there, choosing instead to scribble away on the parchment.

You were almost afraid to ask what he was doing, but that was only because you already knew the answer. Leta Lestrange had a potions essay due, and there was no way that she was going to put pen to paper and make it happen. You hadn’t meant to peak, but it was second nature at this point.

“We have to talk about something,” you said, laying a gentle hand on top of his. He stopped his scribbling, meeting your eyes for the first time in what felt like months. He still wasn’t himself. He didn’t immediately start rattling on about this creature or that. He looked so tired, and the light in his eyes that you had grown to love was just… gone.

“I think,” you took a deep breath, steadying yourself. “I think that you need tostop being friends with Leta.”

“What?” he asked. You were shocked at his tone. He wasn’t said or confused, he sounded angry. You had never heard him angry before, and it honestly scared you.

“I, I can see what she’s doing to you,” you tried to explain. Newt was boiling mad. “You are tired all of the time, you almost never see the creatures anymore, and you just aren’t yourself.”

Newt ripped his hand away from you, and his eyes were searching your face, looking for an explanation. “I- I don’t understand.” He sounded hurt, broken even.

Did he not understand what was going on? How could he not notice that  he was worn down, and he looked like death. Leta was taking everything from him, but you weren’t going to let her take Newt from you without a fight. You had hoped it wasn’t going to be between the two of you, but it was better than letting him slip away from you and not doing anything to stop it.

“Newt, you look like you are one strong wind away from falling over. When was the last time that you slept?” Newt looked confused. “Did you even eat luch today? I waited for you in The Great Hall and you never showed up.”

“I-I was helping Leta with her assignments and we just lost track of time.” He said sheepishly.

“Maybe you did. But Leta was right on time. You didn’t even notice that she left you to go and get dinner? Newt, you have to stop this.” You walked towards him, intending to take him to the kitchen and make sure that he ate, but he backed away, like a frightened animal. But you were just trying to help him, why couldn’t he see that what Leta was doing was not okay.

“She’s my friend, Y/N” he said helplessly. What did she do to your friend, your resilient, wonderful friend?

“How can someone be your friend when all thy do is hurt you?” You hadn’t meant to shout, but it just felt right. And you were angry.

You were angry at Leta, for taking advantage of your best friend’s kind heart. You were angry at Newt for letting her. You were angry that no one else seemed to notice what was happening. That or they just didn’t seem to care.

Newt said nothing, simply turning back to his parchment. You were at a loss for words. Ones that would help anyways. You had a reservoir that would sink under his skin and fester until he was never able to forgive you. those wouldn’t help, but you would have loved to dig into them.

You would have loved to let them flow just a month later, when it was announced that Newton Artemis Fido Scamander would be leaving Hogwarts, permanently, all because Leta Lestrange was nothing but a taker.

Got7 Reaction // You’re From America and They Find Out You’re a Fan of Their Music

Requested: Yes

Can you possible do a Got7 reaction to you being from the US or something and they find out you’re a fan of them?

Author’s Note: I can’t believe I have over 100 followers! Thank you for all your support. Also, thank you for sending in requests. I started school again so I’ve been quite busy, but now it’s the weekend so now I have time to work on some of the requests you guys have sent it. Also, none of these gifs belong to me and please keep in mind that this is my first reaction post I’ve ever made so I hope you like it!


Mark:

While you were doing some chores around the dorm, Mark was using your phone to listen to music. While going through the most recently played songs, he would discover that you’ve been listening to Got7’s latest album, Turbulence. He would be happy, but caught off guard because he’s never heard you listening to Got7 before.  

Jaebum:

Jaebum would become cocky when he found out you were a fan of his music. He knew you were from America, but you’ve never showed an interest in his band’s music before. Coming home from practice one day, he walking in on you dancing and singing along to ‘Mayday’. Spinning around, you quickly stopped when you saw him leaning against the door smirking at you, “Keep going, this is my favorite part.”

Jackson:

After a long night out, you and Jackson were heading back to the dorm when one of Got7’s songs came on. Reaching over, he turned up the volume and began to rap his part in the beginning of ‘Hard Carry’. Immediately, he stopped after he heard your voice rapping with him. While giving you a surprised look, he asked, “Babe, since when did you listen to Got7?”

Jinyoung:

While you were in the bathroom showering, your phone started ringing. He was shocked when he heard one of his songs playing as your ringtone. Being from America, you’ve claimed multiple times that you’ve never really been a fan of Got7 or any other kpop artist before. He would keep quiet about it until the next time you try to tell him that you’re not a fan of his music, then he would smirk and question why one of his songs was your ringtone. 

Youngjae:

Originally posted by mjbm

You told Youngjae that you would bring him and the rest of the boys some lunch around noon. After eating, they wanted to resume practice right away and Youngjae told you to stay and watch for a little bit. After practicing for a while, he looked over at the couch that you were currently seated on and automatically began smiling to himself. He became giddy when he noticed you were nodding you head along to the beat of the song and mouthing the lyrics. Youngjae was overjoyed at the fact that you liked their music.

BamBam:

Originally posted by chattyang

Waking up after a long night of practice, BamBam would head to the bathroom only to be greeted by you putting your makeup on and singing along to ‘Skyway’, which was playing quietly from your phone. He entered the bathroom smile on his face and began singing along with you while he began getting ready for the day. He would be elated to find out that when you first met you weren’t a fan of Got7, but now you are.

Yugyeom:

After a long day of practice, he entered the dorm to find you in the kitchen fixing dinner for him and the boys. He noticed that you had one of their songs playing quietly in the background. He silently laughed to himself and proceeded to head to your shared bedroom. He wouldn’t really say anything, he would just be happy that you supported him and the boys.

-Miranda

a very serious theory

i begin this post by asking you to examine the designs of all the gems we’ve seen so far (sans steven, a half-human) 

note one major similarity between all these gems: they have no visible ears

i realize this is only a small sampling of the gems so far seen, but i got lazy. just  trust me. none of them have ears.

now, in the return, jasper makes mention of a “yellow diamond”, obviously a higher-up on gemworld. someone who has a lot of power. this someone, could (and probably would), hypothetically, have more knowledge of earth than anyone may know–including jasper and other homeworld gems. 

my theory is as follows: we’ve already seen yellow diamond. in fact, they’ve been here all along. 

who are they, you ask? 

think to yourself. dig deep. who is it that has no regard for rules, or human life? who seems just too strong to be human? who is it that has no ears?

that’s right. yellow diamond, the series’ antagonist, is onion.

Where'd you get that black eye? Credence Barebone x reader

Requested

Your boyfriend Credence had been avoiding you for two days now and you started to get worried. You had a lot of questions, a lot of different anwsers came to mind but none of them were good. On the third day you’d had enough. You followed him as he left to hand out leaflets and when no one was looking you quickly pulled him into an alley. “Credence, you haven’t spoken to me in three days. Is everything alright?” You tried to keep your voice steady but it cracked near the end. “Y/n I’m completely fine, no need to worry about me.” It was obvious he was lying. “Don’t lie to me. You haven’t grown tired of me, have you?” Your heart was racing as you awaited the awnser. He still hadn’t looked at you. He kept his gaze focussed on the ground, his head was turned away from you as he spoke. “Of course not, I could never grow tired of you.” “Then why won’t you talk to me? Why won’t you look at me?” Your eyes started to fill with tears. “It’s just… I just… I don’t want you to see me like this.” He said whispering the last part. “What do you mean?” You asked as you softly grabbed his chin and turned his face towards you. You let out a soft gasp when you saw him. His lip was busted, his right cheek was swollen and red and he had a black eye. “Who… who did this to you?” Your voice was almost inaudible. He opened his mouth to say something but only a strangled cry rolled of his lips. Right at that moment he cracked. Tears streamed down his face as he fell to the ground, shaking heavily. You cradled him as you tried to calm him down by whispering sweet nothings in his ear. “Credence, look at me.” He looked up at you with glassy eyes. “Did your mother do this to you?” He nodded as tears threatened to spill again. “Oh sweetheart, she will never touch you again. I will make sure of it. I won’t let her hurt you ever again.” You said, softly stroking his hair. “I can’t go back there.” He sobbed. “I know darling, and you don’t have to, you can come live with me.” He looked at you with hopeful eyes. “Really?” “Really.” You smiled at him. “I love you y/n. Please don’t ever leave me.” The pained look on his face broke your heart. “Never.” You told him. “I promise.”

This is way to short. Sorry about that. As always thanks for reading :)

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“The following people are not immune. Newt…” Something like a jolt hit Thomas in the chest. He doubled over and stared at the floor. Rat Man called out a few more names, but none Thomas knew. He barely heard them over the dizzying buzz that seemed to fill his ears and fog his mind. He was surprised at his own reaction, hadn’t realized just how much Newt meant to him until he heard the declaration.

The signs when someone is dragging them:
  • "Uhh okay I don't understand why are you so mean?? I am [insert sign] and I don't act like this?? I feel so sad now, why do you hate my sign??? Why none likes me???": PISCES, CANCER
  • "Lol, you're just jealous cause...": LEO, Taurus
  • "Actually I can't relate, cause...": Virgo, Capricorn
  • "Lmao, trueee": Aquarius, Sagittarius, Aries
  • "Drag me, drag me moreee" [gets offended]: Libra
  • "Doesn't give a fuck cause everyone is always calling them the devil and is used to it anyway": Gemini, Scorpio
  • [disclaimer] post inspired by hate anons that many astro blogs I follow get everyday, mostly @virgoassbitch and @sexandtheastrology
Things my band director has said

“No, Danny, you’re not starting a group chat for jazz.”

“Someone made me a 22&½-inch stick to measure steps. Don’t make me use it.”

“Trumpets, raise your right hand, and move it over to the person next to you. You’ll be fingering the notes on their trumpet.” *leans over to woodwinds* “this is gonna be really funny”

“We don’t have Thursday night rehearsal this week, so live the lives you have outside of band. So basically, catch up on homework.”

“Here it is– wait no, that’s 32 pages, that’s not right.”

“Before we step off on Saturday, you need to focus and say the following prayer”

“All the freshmen are on break, none of them are here!” *section leader raises hand* “Adeline’s here” “She’s the only one ADELINE WHY DONT YOU TAKE BREAKS IN THE STANDS”

“I hope this is loud enough, because this is as loud as its gonna get” *glares at the saxophone that forgot the speaker* “He forgot the speaker, my own flesh and blood.”

“As usual, the bassist knows the articulation and rhythms to the saxophone parts better than the saxophones do.”

*beatboxes to metronome*

“I want you to go home, do homework, practice, do more homework, have a milkshake, and practice some more.”

“If you want to annoy the heck out of a musician, play a cadence but leave out the last chord and wait like 20 minutes”

“my wife said I wasn’t allowed to buy any more drums, so I made my own. Cost about the same.”

No but seriously Eragon’s got some great quotes like

“Keep in mind that many people have died for their beliefs; it’s actually quite common. The real courage is in living and suffering for what you believe.”

“First, let no one rule your mind or body. Take special care that your thoughts remain unfettered… . Give men your ear, but not your heart. Show respect for those in power, but don’t follow them blindly. Judge with logic and reason, but comment not. Consider none your superior whatever their rank or station in life. Treat all fairly, or they will seek revenge. Be careful with your money. Hold fast to your beliefs and others will listen.”

“I’ll fight when needed, revel when there’s an occasion, mourn when there is grief and die if my time comes…But I will not let anyone use me against my will.”

“I believe, Eragon, that you are full of love and that you are looking for one who will reciprocate your affection. No shame exists in that.”

“From now on you’re going to have to think. There’s a reason why we’re born with brains in our heads, not rocks.”

“Life is pain…anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something.”

“Are you willing to die for what you believe in? The real courage is in living and suffering for what you believe.”

Sherlock likes his dragon book with quotes that make him feel things

Raindrops and Rooftops

Prompt: Could you start making some Superman and Clark Kent imagines? I followed you for those but when I went to search for them in your tags there were none. Do you just not like him? from @itsabulldoginntit

I am so so so so so sorry this took me so long to get up. My life is super hectic at the moment, and I really haven’t been able to write. I also had a pretty hard time coming up with a plot for this, but I’m pretty happy with the one I did. :) I kind of made the reader’s day super crappy, but I really like it when a guy is super comforting after you’ve had a shit day, so I went with it. Also it got a little long, so I’m sorry about that! If it’s not what you wanted, feel free to request something else and I’ll write it :)

Summary: You and Clark both have feelings for each other, but assume the other doesn’t feel the same. Everything comes out after you run into him as Superman after a bad day, and he comforts you.

Warnings: One or two swearwords

You groaned as you sat down at your desk. When your friend had told you that he could get you a job at the Daily Planet, you had expected something a little more… reporter-y. Instead, you were currently working as a receptionist, which was not what you expected. The most exciting thing you got to do was answer the tip hotline, but you had to transfer the call to a reporter within like, ten seconds. The only reason you kept it was because you hoped it would be easier to get a job as an actual reporter that way. Really, the only fun part of your job was when your coworker (if you could call it that, because he was a star reporter and you were definitely not) Clark came by to chat.

He was one of the nicest guys you had ever met, and, for reasons you didn’t quite understand, he quickly befriended you once you got your job. Initially, he’d just say hi to you when he came in, which turned into quick conversations at the water cooler and in the breakroom, which led to him stopping by for a chat right before he left, and now the two of you stopped by each other’s desks quite frequently to chat and joke around when you had the time. The only problem was that he seemed to miss a lot of work with no advance notice. You figured it was a reporter thing, but days when he didn’t show up really sucked.

Luckily for you, he made his way over to your desk minutes after you arrived, carrying two cups of  coffee. He set one down in front of you and you smiled before taking a sip. You had started to develop a crush on him months ago, and every nice thing he did for you made your heart melt. Getting someone coffee before they even asked was definitely something that you would do for someone you liked, but you still weren’t sure about Clark’s feelings for you. Yes, he did really sweet things like that for you all the time, but he also did them for LITERALLY EVERY OTHER PERSON ON THE PLANET. How could you be sure you were special to him when he was really just the kindest person to everyone he met?

“Wow, thanks!” You tried to push away your doubts and start a conversation. You looked up at him from your desk and noticed that he was dressed nicer than usual. Not that he usually dressed bad, but his usual business-casual type outfit was replaced with something fancier. You couldn’t really put your finger on what it was, but something stood out. Maybe it was the blazer.

“Wow, hotshot, you look good today. Why so formal?” You tried to casually flirt with him, but it didn’t look like he picked up on it.

“Well, if you must know, I have a meeting with the editor today,” He looked both ways and leaned in as though he was going to tell you a huge secret, but his goofy smile gave him away. “But to tell you the truth, I’m really just hoping the outfit will impress this girl I have my eye on.” He winked.

You smiled and laughed, but it was fake. Could he tell it was forced? You hoped not. Any illusion you had that he might be into you was clearly shattered, and you really didn’t think that was something to smile about. You didn’t really want to know, but you had to ask. “Oh really? Anyone I know?”

His smile grew brighter. “I’d be surprised if you didn’t.”

You figured it was another reporter. “Who?”

He shook his head while answering, “I don’t want to jinx it. If everything works out, you’ll find out soon anyway.” You called him a loser, and he laughed. “What about you, (Y/N)? Anyone you’re interested in?”

You certainly weren’t going to tell him your feelings now, so you decided to be sarcastic. You rolled your eyes and responded, “Oh, totally.”

Maybe you were imagining it because you wanted it happen, but you could’ve sworn you saw his smile falter slightly. “Who?”

“Hmm, I’m not sure if you know him. He’s not very popular. You’ve probably never even heard of him, so there’s no point in telling you, but I guess I will anyway. I’m just madly in love with Superman.” You kept a straight face while trying to come up with the biggest celebrity you could.

Clark burst into laughter. You didn’t really think your joke was that funny, but he clearly did. “Superman, huh? How’s that working out for you?”

“Oh you know, great. We haven’t met yet, but I’m sure there’ll be a connection when we do.” You began to laugh along with him, despite the fact that you were still crushed over him.

“I hate to brag, but I’ve met him a couple of times. He doesn’t really seem like a good match.” One of the things you loved the most about Clark was his ability to take whatever sarcastic joke you made and run with it. He was so charming!

“You have not met him!”

“I’ve interviewed him before! I’m sure you can find it in some back issue of the paper somewhere,”

“You should introduce us then. I bet he’d be a great boyfriend!”

The two of you kept laughing and joking for a couple more minutes before Clark checked his watch. “Ooh, I hate to run, but I have that meeting.” He made an ‘ew’ face. “Good luck with your love life!” He joked as he walked away.

If you had really wanted to act like you didn’t care that he liked some other girl you would’ve yelled ‘You too!’ as he walked away, but you didn’t. Yes, you wanted him to be happy, but you weren’t a saint. There was no way you would wish him luck with getting another girl.

You tried to not let it get to you, but who were you kidding? You were devastated that Clark liked someone else. You couldn’t get it out of your mind. You didn’t even know who she was, but you couldn’t stop comparing yourself to her. She was probably higher up in the company. She was probably funnier, Clark probably thought she was prettier…nothing you did could stop the thoughts from cycling through your mind. To make matters worse, the rest of your day went just as horribly. You ended up missing three phone calls because your mind was elsewhere, and as a result, your boss told you to talk to her after work. You spilled the coffee Clark gave you down the front of your favorite blouse, and, to top off your crappy day, you went to meet him the the break room for lunch, only to find him talking to some female reporter. Assuming she was the lady Clark was interested in, you turned around and ate your lunch by yourself at your desk.

By the time you finally left work (After staying late while your boss told you that you needed to pay more attention to your job), it had begun to rain, matching your mood perfectly. You, of course, had forgotten an umbrella, and had to make your way home through the rain. There was nearly no one else on the street, except for some skeezy guy walking behind you. You didn’t notice him, however, until he had grabbed your purse and shoved you to the ground.

You yelled and tried to run after him, but it was no use. He had a head start, and you weren’t entirely sure you’d be able to get your purse back even if you did catch up to him. You had accepted your fate once he had run out of your sight. Unsure of what to do, you stood there, dumbfounded, until someone tapped you on the shoulder. You whirled around, getting ready to tell whoever it was to go away, but you quickly changed your mind when you realized it was Superman. Your eyes went wide in shock. In all of your time living in Metropolis, you never thought you would actually meet him.

“I think this is yours?” He held up your purse, and you took it from him graciously.

“Thank you, thank you, thank you so much oh my god you have no idea how crappy my day’s been,” You let out in one breath. Once you collected your thoughts, you realized that Superman looked pretty familiar. Really familiar. In fact… “Clark, why are you wearing a Superman costume?”

It was his turn for his eyes to widen. “I’m Superman!”

You laughed despite yourself. “Yeah, and I’m Alexander Hamilton! Seriously, I know it’s you. Taking off your glasses doesn’t change your face that much. Why the get up?”

He looked like he was debating something, before he opened his mouth and said, “Okay, I don’t usually tell people, and I’m only telling you now because I was hoping to tell you under better circumstances later, but…I’m Superman.” He must’ve seen you looking at him like he was crazy, so he continued, “Look, I’ll prove it. Do you trust me?” He put out his hand, and you were reminded of the movie Aladdin.

Unsure what he was going to do, you nodded hesitantly and grabbed his hand. He pulled you into him and the next thing you knew…you were flying. Well, no, technically Clark-er, Superman was flying, and you were cradled in his arms. It was amazing, both the feeling of flight and the feeling of his arms around you.

“Oh my god. Oh my god. You’re Superman!” You were freaking out. The man that you had been crushing on for months had somehow gotten even hotter, and you didn’t know it was possible. He landed on top of some building and set you down.

“You believe me now?” His smile was the same, even if he wasn’t wearing his glasses.

“Of course I believe you! This is amazing!” You exclaimed as you sat down on the ledge.

He sat down next to you, grinning ear to ear. “I didn’t want to tell you quite yet, but I figured there was no use lying.”

“How many people know?”

He thought for a second. “You. My parents. The Justice League. Lois Lane. I think that’s it.”

Lois Lane. The journalist you had seen him talking to earlier. She must’ve been the lady he was trying to impress. Why else would he have told her? Desperate to get the though out of your mind, you said the first thing that came into your head. “Wait, so when we were talking about you knowing Superman this morning, this is what you meant?”

He nodded. “Well, yeah. It’s also why I found it so funny when you told me that you were ‘madly in love’ with him.”

Your face turned bright red in embarrassment. Any other day, you would’ve brushed it off, but today had been such an emotional roller coaster that you burst into tears. Clark looked utterly shocked and quickly put his arm around you.

“I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean it like that! I swear, I’d never want to hurt your feelings. Please, stop crying,” He spoke softly, and, had you been crying because of his joke, you would’ve felt comforted. Instead,you just felt even worse. He was such a sweetheart, and you couldn’t stop liking him. Still you tried, in vain, to stop crying.

“It’s not that! I’m sorry, I feel so dumb for crying over it, but I’ve had the absolutely worst day, and I don’t want to bore you with the details,” You started to get up, but he grabbed your hand.

“No, I want to know. If something is hurting you that bad I want to do all that I can to make it better.”

You looked at him with a sad smile, and his heart nearly broke. “It’s just a bunch of stupid things. I have a shitty job, my boss yelled at me today, someone stole my purse (which sucks even though you gave it back) and the guy that I’m actually into likes some other girl. And let me tell you, she is great. She’s gorgeous, she’s smart, she has a great job, and she’s just better than me!” You paused to choke down another sob and wipe your eyes before giving him a wry smile. “Enough with my whining. How did it go with the girl you were trying to impress?”

There was a moment of silence. Confused, you turned to look at him. Gazing into your eyes, he muttered, “She’s crying because the guy she liked doesn’t like her. So, not gre-”

He was cut off. Your lips crashed against his the second you realized what he meant. The two of you stayed together for what felt like an eternity, almost as if you were making up for lost time. When you finally pulled away from each other, you burst into laughter. “You have no idea how badly I’ve wanted to do that. And I spent the entire day thinking that you were trying to impress Lois!”

It was his turn to laugh. “No, Lois is just a friend! I was actually talking to her earlier about how to tell you how I felt!”

“I saw the two of you and I just assumed…” You trailed off, and he held you tighter. You relished every moment with him, and this was no different. You couldn’t dream of a better way to end the day than being held in Clark’s arms, on a roof, in the rain. The fact that he just happened to be Superman made it all the more better. You had no idea how long you stayed up there, but it felt like no time at all.

Eventually, he pulled you up. “I think it’s time to get off the roof. People will be curious why Superman has been loitering for so long.”

You agreed, and he picked you up again before taking off. From the comfort of his embrace, you gave him a smug smile. “I told you I’d hit it off with Superman!”

JFC Eddie Redmayne’s Burberry Shoot Is Still Getting Me Shook Good™

I’m 100% bringing this back.

Just look at them.

Them dorks.

Zoinks

I’m shook good.

Seriously, look.

I don’t even need context, don’t ever give me context and just use them in a fanfic starring Modern!Newt, please.

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