and no 'oh god am i gay' nonsense

Taken out of context anime starters!

souce: x
“You can call me daddy if you want!”
“I’ll now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish.”
“It grows and shrinks at my will!”
“Throw away your common sense and get an afro!”
“I can’t get up! I am gay!”
“I can’t take anymore…!”
“Oh,crap! I gushed too hard…”
“Jeez… I was so nervous,I came early.”
“Maximize those titties!”
“I’ve found the way to counter attack your balls!”
“That Black person’s power keeps on rising!”
“The translater refuses to translate the nonsense she is rapping.”
“How many slices of bread have you eaten?”
“On the scale of 1 to Amercian, how free are you tonight?”
“Great! Its a book about drugs!”
“I hope to god you’re adopted.”
“Snowing? It always snows in summer.”
“I’m gonna be japanesiest!”
“I used to be harassed by people who wanted to catch me because I am white.”
“Kid these days run their mouth like they’re hot shit!”
“Is this a pigeon?”